these are so bad i am so sorry 2 do dis 2 u

suddenly everyone’s asking for suggestions I kinda love yall for being so open minded??? okay bb idk how you’re not a shinee stan yet, but I’m gonna turn you over to the dark side so grab a snack and take a seat and let’s start~~


Meet: SHINee aka the group that saved kpop

Originally posted by sataeminism

• A 5 member group who debuted in 2008 under SM Ent. with their legendary song, Replay (I still cry when I listen to it esp with RDD right after)
• they’ve said many times that business comes before their personal friendships with each other, and we all believe this is why they’ve stuck together for so long and had an amazing career so far
• some members have gotten in fights during their rookie years, but ofc now you can tell they’re basically like family to each other and they’re each others biggest fans
• the members are all amazing actors, songwriters, producers, and singers and all are hella multi-talented


Meet: Onew aka grandpa Jinki

Originally posted by duevangogh

• oldest, the chillest yet most savage leader
• almost killed Jonghyun once when he flung a pen at his eye, he was aiming for Minho
• such a great actor wow
• has the most beautiful and breathtaking smile you can almost hear your heart breaking when he does it, esp when they perform 1 of 1
• he’s legit so chill and laid back and lets his grandkids roast each other, but he’ll come for you if you disrespect him or any of them
• he’s enlisting in the military soon, pls pray for him and support him


Meet: Jonghyun aka the misfortunes of bling bling

Originally posted by partycardigann

• probably the most pervy and sexual idol out there (ye I know yall seen that video on him n taemin tsk tsk tsk me 2)
• but he’s actually a puppy who’s been let off the leash??? Like he’s a sweetheart
• is in love with key and he’s their biggest shipper
• wrote so many sexual songs and gave them to EXO and Taemin “here u go I have like another 27 songs stashed under my pillow, u go sing about being a playboy”
• almost died krumping bc Minho sprayed the whole floor with water whole jjong was jumping
• is SHINee’s biggest fanboy and he’s an actual sunshine (he’s the shortest too but I don’t wanna point that out bc he’s butthurt about it shh)


Meet: Key aka wtf are u wearing u shady binch 

Originally posted by celes-tae

•  yall better not miss any of his instagram lives bc that’s when he’s about to spill all the tea on everyone
•  loves makeup n fashion n himself n his dogs <3 actual queen of beauty skin care and shading everyone
•  he’s a great actor as well, and it’s like he’s even more savage when the rest of shinee isn’t around and he’s doing solo stuff
•  his vocal range is actually amazing and we’ll fight anyone who thinks he’s not as talented as the others
•  supposedly he made out with Jonghyun while he was drunk one time, I ??? 
•  babys taemin like he’s 2 yrs old, he used to be so protective of him and he still is and I’m a mess


Meet: Minho aka flaming charisma

Originally posted by manwalage

• the most competitive idol and no one can tell me any different
• a soccer superstar, his dad is a coach too…and he blesses us with so many sports campaigns and CF’s (well he’s like one of the top models in Korea rn too just throwin that out there)
• it really hurts me when people say he only got into shinee for his looks
• he’s so talented and takes his career and the group very seriously, despite him being competitive sometimes, he’s really mature and every kpop group who matters look up to him
• will diss you and burn a hole through ur head if you insult him
• what’s image??? What’s reputation???? Shinee knows no limits, their mission is to expose everyone


Meet: Taemin aka SHINee’s actual baby

Originally posted by herewegobebe

• he’s not actually innocent bruh don’t let his face fool you…but then again he’s a real angel sometimes
• shinee lets him get away with roasting them bc he’s their son n they love him (plus he never talks or opens his mouth unless he’s about to expose someone)
• he gets shy and nervous very easily and he’s mentioned that sometimes he has bad anxiety when promoting alone for his solos
• has been besties with EXO’s Kai for like 12 years and they love each other so much it hurts (pls watch their Pretty Boy performance I beg u)
• shinee used to walk him 2 school everyday bc he was bullied
• everyone in the industry who’s passionate about dancing looks up to him bc he’s such an amazing performer, he puts his heart n soul into every dance and performance I actually am in love with this man help me I can’t get up
(I’m sorry I wrote so much about him abshdjdk I could write essays about why I love him)


they were the group that got me into kpop in the first place with RDD and they’ll always have a special place in my heart, pls love them<3

otomemess  asked:

RFA+Saeran and V reacting to an Otome Mc?

if what u mean by this is that ‘MC is the person in the game’ then hoe

i gotchu

P.S. the name of the game is “Curiously Caught” because why? because idon’tknowsendhelp


Yoosung:

  • literally freaking the hell out
  • like “OMGOMGOMG I HOPE IGET MC’S ROUTE HEHEH”
  • he’s trying SO HARD to win MC’s heart he’s doing all sorts of research
  • recent google searches:
    • how to get MC in Curiously Caught
    • CURIOUSLY CAUGHT GUIDES FOR MC
    • MC’S favourite band/food/colour/type of cheese
  • he’s screaming inside and out 24/7
  • “OH MY GOD MC JUST GAVE ME SOME COINS AND OUR HEART TO HEART LEVEL WENTUP!!!!!!”
  • likes to call Seven to rant all about the game
  • can’t get his hands off his cell and lemme tell u his gaming friends are mAD
  • “YOOSUNG WHERE ARE U WE NEED TO DEFEAT THE BOSS-”
  • “CAN U NOT SEE THAT I’M VERY BUSY MY MC NEEDS ME”

Zen:

  • lookie lookie
  • a man his age playing an Otome game? P H L E A S E
  • it’s happening
  • here he is
  • smiling foolishly at his phone
  • “Zen.”
  • “ZEN.”
  • “ZEN YOU’RE UP NEXT WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON YOUR PHONE”
  • that’s right, he even plays during shows
  • he’s obsessed and is 200% determined to get MC’s route
  • “Just a sec I gotta do this… which one do you think is the better pick up line? ‘I will lock you up in my heart like a jail’ or ‘Although this is a bit cheesy, will you Gouda out with me’?”
    • low key wants to stab myself for writing^^ whatever the fuck those pickup lines are im sorry can u tell im bad a pickup lines
  • tries not to fangirl in public when MC gives him some hearts but he’s squealing on the inside sohardsometimeshecan’tbreathe

Jaehee:

  • “HAH. OTOME GAME? I AIN’T GOT NO TIME-
  • DID SOMEONE JUSTSAY CURIOUSLY CAUGHT
  • BECAUSE
  • I’VE BEEN PLAYING SINCE I WOKE UP AT 7AM AND IT’S 5AM THE NEXT DAY NOW
  • I’M STILL AWAKE
  • NOT WORKING
  • NOT SLEEPING
  • I’M GOING TO GET MC TO LOVE ME”
  • yea she’s that^^ type of person
  • she;s so devoted it’s kinda scary
  • Jumin is ???? “Assistant Kang, can you get me the files-”
  • she looks at him with the wild eyes of a boar and he’s like nope nevermind not today gotta go see ya holy shit she’s crazy
  • *employees slowly back away from her*

Jumin:

  • what is “Otome game”?
  • when someone introduces him to Curiously Caught he’s kinda ????
  • really confuzzled
  • he looks like those old people trying to work with technology
    • poking the screen with one finger really hard
    • lowering his reading classes and holding the phone 2 miles away from his face and then squinting his eyes to read the text 
    • asking questions about a million things:
    • “How do i go back”
    • “What do the coins do”
    • “How do i win”
    • also: “I can’t see”
  • he puts the game down at first because he’s confused and doesn’t know how to play, but he sees himself get drawn to it whenever he has free time
  • on the way to work? playing. taking a break? playing. 
  • there’s no stopping he’s becoming one of us

707:

  • LOLOLOLOLOL
  • it’s just that he
  • he beat the game in 1 day
  • he got all the coins, all the hearts and was able to ‘catch’ MC with his skillz
  • but that doesn’t stop him from playing the game another 21232534 times because he wants to find loopholes
  • and see what the bad ends are like
  • low key hacks the game to see what happens
  • the company is like what is happening to our game???
  • oops
  • sorry just SEVENBEING SEVEN AGAIN
  • also likes to show off
  • he goes to online forums that discuss the game and logs on as
  • “curiouscatlover” and literally s p o i l s the game for everyone BUT doesn’t tell him how to beat the levels
  • i hate u seven y r u doin dis to us

Saeran:

  • he isn’t interested at first
  • he just saw it on his appstore and was like 
  • ok i guess i’ll download it since they recommended it
  • YES THAT’S HOW PRECIOUS HE IS
  • starts playing but doesn’t see the meaning in it
  • kinda just stares at the game emotionless
  • “Wow! MC just gave you 10 coins!”
  • “ok”
  • “Options: kiss MC or walk away.”
  • he choose to walk away
  • “we just met why would i kiss her i am not a creep like Saeyoung”
  • low key wants to delete the game but his pride won’t let him
  • “I have to win this or else Saeyoung will rub it in my face that he won and i do not want to hear it”

V:

  • he’s JUST LIKE JUMIN
  • old ass men confused with game options and functions lmfao
  • dude calls up Jumin to work this out together
  • did i mention they met up at a cafe where TONS OF GIRLS AND THE PUBLIC ARE JUDGING THEM
  • and they were literally discussing the game like it was some sort of business tihng
  • “Jumin, if I choose to kiss her, will she dislike me? We just started playing this morning after all.”
  • “Hm.. I think we should just go for it - go big or go home right? That’s always been my business motto.”
  • “You’re right. Okay here it goes… YES! SHE GAVE ME 2 COINS.”
  • “See? This isn’t hard at all.”
  • *cue those comical laughs in the background of TV shows*
  • p.s. they win MC in like 1 month (much too long for 1 route)
  • SOMEONE DRAW JUMIN AND JIHYUN SITTING LIKE OLD MEN ON THEIR PHONES YOU KNOW ALL CONFUSED AND POKING WIT ONE FINGER AND LIKE JUST COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS TO THE CROWD OF GIRLS LAUGHING AT THEM

:)) i hope this was what you wanted lol

~Cherry L.


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Here is the Zola Story Transcribed

written by @zolarmoon on 10/28/2015

Y'all wanna hear a story about why me and this bitch here fell out???????? It’s kind of long but full of suspense

Okay listen up. This story long. So I met this white bitch at hooters. I was her waitress! She came in with this old ass big ass black dude. So you know as a hooters girl we have to talk to our customers. So I sit wit them & we get to talkin & she tells me she dances! So I’m like Oh yes bitch me too! Then she tells me this hulking black man is her sugar daddy. & I’m like oh yes bitch my SD at home. I feel it I feel it. So we vibing over our hoeism or whatever. & we exchange numbers!! & we like “next time u dance hum ima come dance wit you!” & they leave.

So THE NEXT DAY I get a text like “BITCH LETS GO TO FLORIDA!” & I’m like huh??? She’s like “I’m going to dance in Florida, let’s go!!” Now I’m skeptical like DAMN bitch we just met and we already taking hoe trips together???? BUT I had went to FL 2 months prior & made 15K. So lowkey I was down. So I was like “okay I’ll go. Who’s all going & when we leaving.” All this bitch says is “be ready by 8” So I call her like “bitch I SAID who’s all going!” & she says “my boyfriend & our room mate & my room mate has a place in Tampa ” So I’m like ok ok ok. I’ll be ready. So I pack my baddest stripper wear & I’m ready. Now my nigga DID NOT want me to go. He was soooooo hurt. So I had to fuck him calm, & then I left.

Now when I got in the car it was a white boy (her bf) & this hulking black guy (NOT the same one). So I texted her on the slick while in the backseat like “another sugar daddy? U got a type bitch!” & THE BLACL DUDE HAD HER DAMN PHONE!!! So he starts laughing & he goes “I’m using her GPS. no I’m not a SD I’ve known her & her dude for 8 years. We all live together..” So I was like “My bad. Who lives in Tampa?” & black dude (still aint told me his name) goes “my fiance” …so tht was it.

Now we on the road. The ride was cool. We all talking. Laughing. Blasting Gucci. I take a nap & wake up in FL…the black guy goes “Ima put y'all in a room then take yall to the club while I go visit my girl. Jarett (her white bf) will be at the room if y'all need a ride after work” ..sounds fair. BUT we don’t pull up to the four seasons bitch. We pull up to a raggedy ass motel. So I said REAL QUICK “I’m not staying here Hun” THERE WERE LITERAL PROSTITUTES STANDING WITH THEIR PIMPS OUTSIDE. I SWEAR TO GOD. I said “I have $. I can get my own room. It’s fine” so jessica (the white bitch) pulls me to the side & is like “we gone be at the club all night. This room for Jarrett not us! dnt even trip” So I was like yea bitch okay. But trust I am NOT laying my head here. So we leave our shit at the motel wit Jarrett & head to the club.

So we working. It was king of slow (it was early Friday night) the club had HELLA rules which I’m not use to (Ima full nude typa bitch). But this club require pasties & boy shorts & all this other shit..whatever. So after making about $800, I was ready to go. She was talking to some dude, tryna talk him out his wallet & they exchanged numbers. So I was like “call ur man. I’m ready!” ..she calls The black dude. I’m like ummm that’s not ur man but okay. So I pull her to the side before he pulled up like “wassup wit ur roommate?” And she was like we’re really close. Before I met Jarrett I was with him. He was taking care of me. I was like OHHH well I don’t need that. “Taking care of Me” in stripper language means that was her pimp. So I was like does Jarrett know? & she goes “of course not” …strike 1.

So then she goes “I didn’t make anything tonight. What u make because he’s gna ask” ..I said “umm that’s not yalls business Jess!” ..chill. So he pulls up & AS SOON as we get in he goes “what y'all make” we said at the same time “nothing” …so he goes damn my girl said she had a bad night too. We finna go pick her up. (His fiance who lives down here) ..we pick her up & he goes “nobody made shit. Y'all wanna trap?” Trap in stripper lingo means trick. So jessica goes “hell yea! U got some clients” im in the back on mute. He was like “u can get some!” So jess is like “yea i need to trap. But jarret is at the room!” & he goes “i wasnt putting yall in thay shit hole tht was for him not y'all"

Im still quiet….we pull up to a nice ass hotel on the other side of town & he goes “ill get the clients together & text yall off this” … He handed her a trap phone. So i am mind blown at this point. . So then we get to the room. Nice as fuck. Just me & jess & i start GOIN OFF. “BITCH U GOT ME FUCKED UP. IM NOT ABOUT TO PLAY WIT U HO. IM GOIN HOME” so she starts cryin & shes like “i didn’t wanna take this trip alone. Please dont leave me. I would be so scared alone” shes fucking sobbing. Im like oooommmmgggggg really?! Now im feeling bad for the ho. She goes “u can just check the guys in, he’s not gna force u to trap” i said “OH BITCH I KNOW HE NOT I KILL DEAD ASS KILL YALL” verbatim. So she cleans herself up & theres a knock at the door…i open the door & some fat white man goes “im here for the white girl”…. So I check his pockets, take his wallet & let him in…they start fucking RIGHT on the bed next to me. It was a fucking mess. A MESS.

So when they finished he gave her $100. I said “jess, u sellin puss for $100???? Pussy is worth thousands. U trippin” she goes “i dont. make the prices. The prices are already discussed before they come in. So i was like bitch no. If u gone do this. Do it right…. So i took some pics of her & put em on backpage. Along with a the trap phone # wit a MINIMUM of $500. The phone starts BLOWIN UP!!! I was like “se bitch. I got u a nigga comin up RIGHT NOW giving $500 for 15 mins” …he comes, i check him they get it in, he leaves. We are doing this ALL NIGHT!!! She fucked about 20 dudes and her sorry ass pimp only sent 3 of them

..so around 6am JARRET CALLS. She answers on speaker & he is going OFF!!!“WHERE TF ARE U & ZOLA?! The club BEEN CLOSED!” she goes “we went 2 another club cus it was slow” So im googling 24h clubs (FL has a few) tryna help her lie & he is NOT having it. Hes LIVID. He goes “if u went home wit a dude ur DEAD!” So he asks to speak to ME?! I was likr maaannn ima end up killin these crazy white niggas tonight. So he starts cursing ME out!!! “Where are yall! I kno she’s lying!! Dont be a ho like her zola!!” I said “i PROMISE you, im not” ..he hangs up on me & that was it. We didnt hear from him for the trst of the night. . We fall asleep.

A fee hours later the black dude (I STILL DONT KNOW HIS NAME) comes up. He’s like “how much u make lastnight” jess goes “5,500” i was like WTF WHY SHE TELLIN THE TRUTH?!?! I pimped her NOT HIM!!!! So he goes “wtf how? Thats good but i only sent u 3 clients” she goes “zola made me a backpage” i was like WOOOWOWOWOWOWOOWOW. here we go…. So he goes “u can do my job better than me?” I said “i was just helping her out. Irdc. Ur clients were cheap” he started laughing…. He goes “give me the money” she gave him ALL OF IT. & he goes “thanks zola. U a real one” & throws $500 at me….. I put that shit right in my bra. Tf. & jess goes, what about me? & he said “u owe me rent jess. U haven’t paid in months” i was like damnnnn.

So we leave & head to jarret & the ragedy motel. Cus our shit was there. As we pull up, jarrett chillin outside smoking weed wit some dude. PAY ATTENTION HERE!! We get out & walk up to them & jarrett goes “here they go” the pimp goes “HERE WHO GO LIL NIGGA, WHO DIS?!” Jarrett starts laughing & was like “he was asking me who i was here wit & i said my girl & her friends thats all. Chill out” … The guy jarrett was talkin to laughs & goes “ill catch u later man. Nice meeting u.” & leaves. He was a black guy wit dreads. A FL nigga. So we all go up to the room & the pimp is going OFF on jarrett. “U dont knoe these niggas!! I can’t believe u told him 2 bitches in here!!” & jarret goes “he asked why i was out here mad lastnight. All i said was my girl went to work wit her friend & i aint want her to!” Now the pimp SCREAMING “SO THAT NIGGA KNO ITS MONEY UP HERE NOW?! HELL NO. WE GOTTA GO!! NOW” me and jess are like . So we pack our shit & head out.

We went to a nicer hotel about 20 minutes away. So the pimp was like “zola keep a eye on jarrett!” I was like oh shit he den promoted me to look out & shit…so he leaves (to go back to his fiance at home) & jarret & jess start arguing. He was like “i know u was trappin jess. I saw the backpage add ho” and he shows her a screenshot..i was like OH SHIT. HERE WE GOOOO. So he starts cryin like a bitch. I was like wow. Hes like “i thought u were done wit this. I didnt come to FL for this. U messy”… Then he turns 2 me & goes “this what u came here for zola?!” I said “HELL NA jarret she lowkey set me up. Im not fuckin wit yall after this” He goes “wow u even set up ur friend. U such a ho” so they arguing for hours.

I leave & go down to the pool. I mean, i am in florida ! So MY MAN calls me! I lied & said everything was okay. I didnt want him worrying. I had a nice dinner & then the pimp calls the trap phone. I answer & hes like “since u a maadam & shit, do that shit again tonight. But set up outcalls only cus this hotel 2 nice 2 trap out of” I was like cool. I gotchu. Especially for another $500. So i go up to the room & told jess to get ready. Jarrett goes WTF AGAIN BITCH NO!!!! I said “jarrett calm down. Please” this white nigga starts PUNCHING HIMSELF!!!! Like crazy people do dawg!! I was like OH HELLLL NAWLLL. He goes “if u do this again jess. I will kill myself. I love u 2 much”..I was like this nigga lost in the sauce & his bitch lost in the game. So i said “jarret sit THE FUCK down. Jess come on so i can take some pics it’s already 10oclock. Yall playin” so i make her a fresh ad.

We come out the bathroom (i did her hair & makeup & shit) & jarret goes “everybody knows you a ho now. Fuck u. I wanna go home!” I said HUH? He throws his phone at her and its HER FACEBOOK!!! A status of BOTH ads!!!!! HER MOM IS ON THERE GOIN OFFFFFF in the comments!!! Jessica starts BAWLING!! “Omg. My mom had my daughter this week! How could u!! She on the floor literally breaking down” …i was like . So jessica calls the pimp & tells “JARRETT JUST PUT EVERYTHING ON FACEBOOK. MY WHOLR FAMILY SEES!” The pimp goes “I TOLD ZO TO WATCH HIM!!!” LITERALLY 5 mins later its the pimp BANGING at our door. He comes in wit his fiance this time. & snatches jarrett up by the neck. He wasted NO TIME!! He goes “i should really kill yo ass.” Jarrett is dangling off the ground crying “please dont please” ..lowkey im cryin. The fiance pulls out a handgun yall!!! She goes “u want to bae or what? Fuck him. He did OUR girl so wrong” i was like OH MY FUCKING GOD!

So now jess steps in “shes like please dont. Just beat his ass Z” i was like (oh his name z? Okay. Got it) so he puts him down…. Z goes. Naw i am gone kill his manhood though. . And he sits on the bed next to his fiance…he goes “sit in front of me jarrett”….. He does…still crying. He goes “delete the post. And give me ur phone” …he did..then he goes “come here jess” …i was so lost. His FIANCE unbuckled his pants and jess gets on her knees & starts sucking his dick IN FRONT OF JARRET AND I !!!!!! I was like YOOOOOOOOOO. He then gets up…and starts fucking jess from the back…jarret just sitting there…im standin wit my mouth to the FLOOR!!! The fiance right next to them wit a gun in her lap..i was like damnnnnn…

So then he gets up & says “go clean up jess. U gotta work” He looks at jarret & says “any questions?” Jarret says “i wanna go home”  i laughed out loud. I couldnt help it.. & z goes “na. Ima spend the night wit my girl so YOU gone take jess to her outcalls.” I was like DAMNNNNNNNNNNNN!!! Thats fucked bro. He goes “zola got the clients & addresses so yall can take her” & him & his fiance leave….the room is silent for the next 30mins. Swear. The first client calls & says he ready….so jarrett takes us. Z left a handgun but told me not to tell them. He slid it to me on the slick. He texted the trap phone like “im trusting u wit my bitch zola. If anything goes left. Use it” i was like WHAT?! NIGGA I CANT!!!

So anyway, jarrett took us to about 4 clients & then the phone was slow. Me & jarrett were in the car together while she was workin so we. Starting haviny deep convo. He really wasnt a bad dude. But he was bipolar. VERY bipolar…so I understood his outburst a little more. So we head back to the hotel & i flget this one last call late af. & the client says “i got 5,000 but i want 2 bitches” i said “oh sorry we. only have 1.” The client goes “well i got 2,000 for 1 but its 4 dudes..& we only do incalls” i was like wow. Whut?? So i text z & told him. He was like “hell yea, tell him come on.” So i set it up. Then last min the client goes “actually; out call is fine” & gives me a address. So we get in the car & head to the address….jess goes “its 4 of them can u just wait in the hall please” i was like bitch iight cmon.

So we head up to the room number they gave & jess knocks. A dude goes “who is it” & she says “incall” the door FLINGS OPEN FAST AS FUCK. AND TWO BIG BLACK DUDES SNATCHED JESS!!!!! Bitch….i ran so got damn fast i couldnt even see straight. I was OUT!!! Fuck that. I run out and THE CAR IS GONE!!! Im screaming “JARRETT!!!JARRETTT!!” This fool gone. So i call him, STILL RUNING & he like “yall done?!” I said “BITCH Z TOLD U TO NEVER LEAVE US!! WHERE ARE U!!” Hes like “im at the gas station. I was thirsty. I though she was gone be a min” Im STILL RUNNING. lmfaooo. Dont know WHERE im going. Im like “they snatched her dude!! COME GET ME. IM CALLIN THE POLICE!!!”

He pulls up a minute later & is like “dont call the police. Call z” i was like “z gone BEAT EVERYBODY ASS!! YOU WASNT SUPPOSED TO LEAVE!” & he’s like “well YOU have the gun. If u call the cops u done too!” I was like shit. U right. So I called z & told him what happened! Z IS LIVID!!! and this deep african accent comes out!! I couldnt even understand him on the phone. I was like maaaannnnn. We dead bro. So z pulls up & is like “let’s go..” I said “ummm ima stay here. Yall go” he goes “IM NOT IN THE MOOD RN. COME TF ON!!!!” So we all go. Me & jarrett on the side of the hall where u cant see & z knocks on the door! ..a man goes “who is it” z goes “where my bitch man?!” Jessica SCREAMS. & the voice says “aint no bitch in here bruh” i was like oh. My. God…z goes “open the door” ….guess who opens the door. THE NIGGA WIT DREADS THAT JARRETT WAS SMOKIN WIT AT THE RUN DOWN MOTEL!!!!!!!!!

I WAS LIKE YOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! So he goes “come in & check.” To z. Z motioned for us to stay hidden. THANK GOD. So he goes in the room & dread head there by himself rn. Z sits on the bed wit his strap out & goes “where she at man?” Dreads goes “well since she wants to steal work frm my girls. She clearly wants to be here wit us….(we still dont see jess) so z goes to the closet and bust the door in & she in there. Tied up. Knocked tf out. Dreads goes "i got 20K for her right now man & all is forgiven” z said “we made more then 20k this weekend alone. Get outta here!” So dreads goes “my dudes downstairs not gone just let u walk out wit her like that” & z said “we’ll see” …mind u i can barely see. Im around the corner. So i just hear everything…

next thing i know i hear some shuffling & a gun goes off..once again I TAKE OFF. But i took off down the hall threw the back!! Jarrett wasnt far behind & then we look behind us & z is runnin too wit jess over his shoulder. He throws jess in the car & hops in the drivers seat! I hopped in wit him & jarret hopped in the other car & we got the fuck ON. Im cryin. I said “wtf happened?!” He goes “that nigga reached for his piece. I shot him in the face man” i was like OHHHMMAAAGAWDDD. We got back to our hotel, packed our shit & checked out.

We went to z and his fiances condo…nice as FUCK by the way.. Jess is up now & she tells us what happend. Apparently they recognized her from the motel & set her up (clearly) & once they snatched her. They told her to trap for them & she said no. So they beat her ass….thats what z interrupted when he knocked so they knocked her out…. I was like…..I REALLY gotta go home yall. Sorry to kill the mood but i cant take nomore of this. Jarrett was like “same” Z’s fiance was in the kitchen counting money dawg. Just like a rich ho. So z was like “everybody get some sleep. I gotta get rid of this” (Talkin about the gun) so he leaves…we all try to get some sleep.

The next morning he comes in wit tickets for me & jarrett. Jarrett goes “im not leaving jess here. Not after last night. She has a daughter & needs to come home” z was like “na we making money” I was like wooooww wit a black eye & busted lip & some FL niggas looking for yall u STILL tryna trap? Crazy. I was like “WELL IM READY!” Jess goes “itll be ok jarrett. I’ll be home in 3 days” jarrett started wit that punching himself shit again…i was like mannn. Here we go. Jarrett goes “come with me or im killing myself” z was like “ugh. Not this shit again. Ill be in the car. Yall 2 hurry up!”

So jarrett is literally breaking down. U ever seen someone hysterically crying? Its intense. & jess tryna calm him. . Im at the door ready. Jarrett randomly stops crying. Instantly. Like some movie shit. & goes “so u arent comin?!” Jess said “no jarrett. I cant” this nigga jarret. RUNS TOWARDS THEIR BALCONY & JUMPS!! I swear to GOD. bible. He fucking jumped. I screamed SO LOUD my heart stopped. Jess runs towards the balcony & this nigga jarrett was hanging. He didn’t fall all the way. He was stuck by his pants. THANK GOD!!!! We were only on the 4th floor but he still wouldve died. It was a good drop. So jess is helping him & i call z lmfaoo. Still crying. I was like “jarrett is stuck. He tried to jump off ur balcony” z was like “WHAT IS WRONG WIT THIS NIGGA!! FAMILIES LIVE HERE BRO WTF”

So z came up, helped get him. Slapped the fuck out of him (literally) & physically guided him to the car…jess comes out & goes. “I swear I didn’t set u up Zola. I never intended for u to trap. Thats why u didnt! I hope we can be friends after” . I looked at her like she wasn’t speaking English & i said “im not gone beat yo ass rn bcus u already in bad shape. But i better not ever see or hear from you again” & she walked away….z LITERALLY buckled jarretts seat belt lmfao. & we went to the airport.. Bare with me. It’s almost over.

When we landed in Detroit my man picked us up. We both looked HORRIBLE. so washed up & tired. My man was like “who is this white boy & wats wrong wit yall” i said “babe. Neither of us r the same. Just tak him 2 his car & tak me home” We drop jarrett off & on the way home i told him everything. He couldnt even speak honestly. Check this out, this the last 4 tweets.

I get a collect call 4 days later from a jail in LAS VEGAS! It’s JESSICA! She goes “we got caught trappin in vegas & we all got arrested” I said “oh. Why u callin me?” She goes “z was wanted for kidnapping 15 underage girls & is linked to 6 murders including FL” I said “Florida? Muder? U have the wrong number!” She screams “ASK JARRETT TO BAIL ME OUT, He wont answer my collect call” I said “JARRETT??? U really have the wrong number” i hung up & called jarrett. He goes “yea i heard. Its on the news. Hes a huge trafficker” I found out later that jessica & his fiance played victim & said they were forced & z who’s name i cant pronounce was a african man & was. Wanted literally everywhere. He got sentenced to life & i hear jess is back in Detroit wit her mom & baby…. And thats the end of that. If u stuck wit that whole story you are hilarious lol.

Just Roommates: Part 4

Y’ALL THANKS FOR ALL THE LOVE AND SUPPORT TOWARDS THIS STORY <3

Here is a longish~ one. 

Plot- Jungkook as your roommate+College Adventures lol.

Characters- Y/N, Jungkook, Jimin, Yoongi, Taehyung, Hoseok, Jin, Namjoon

Word Count- 2k+

A/N- lot of talking here. 

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3 Part 5

casual texting shit- part 1, part 2

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JUNGKOOK’S POV

My hands were shaking as I was scrolling through my phone trying to get Y/N’s contact. “Shit.” I whispered to myself as I get an incoming message from an unknown number.

UNKNOWN- I forgot the keys.

JK- Who’s this?

UNKNOWN- It’s me. Y/N.

JK- Oh damn! Sorry. Where are you?

Y/N-  I’m outside our apartment.

I choked on my own saliva when I read “our apartment”. This was happening for real. I was so nervous even while texting her.

JUNGKOOK YOU’RE USELESS BRUH.

JK- omg. I’m not anywhere around :(

Y/N- fml. What do I do now?

JK- Can you come to the park which is near the bridge?

WTF U SAYIN JEON

Y/N- I guess…

JK- I’m so sorry I’m stupid

OF COURSE YOU ARE AN IDIOT JK

Y/N- No Jungkook its okay. I should have taken the keys from you before.

JK- Yeah let it go.

She sees the messages and disappears.

God. Did I just invite her to invade my private time? I thought to myself. Could I even ask her for the ‘hike’ thing. I had no clue what I was about to do when she got here. My soul was stone cold. I just sat on the bench thinking about life I general when I felt a hand creep on my shoulder.

“What the fuccccccccccccccccccccccck!” I tripped off the bench and had a heart attack. LOWKEY.

“Holy shit! Sorry! I didn’t mean to scare you off! Oh, my god, Jungkook! Are you okay?”. It was Y/N.

“God Jesus! It’s just you, Y/N… I thought I almost died.” I told her. As I got up, she held my arm and starts to dust me.

“My bad I should have called before suddenly getting here.” She apologised sweetly touching her neck.

SWEET GOD SHE IS SO CUTE.

“Nah, its fine. Come on sit down for a while. You must be tired from travelling.” I offered her confidently.

Y/N POV-

Dude, Jungkook totally asked me to sit next to him. I can’t even, with this guy anymore. This is the end of my life and I am going to die as a happy woman. This man is a blessing. It hadn’t even been 2 days and I am already so done.

“Ah- yeah. Thanks.” I stammered. I would stammer when I got nervous or anxious about something and especially when it was this Greek god sat 5 inches away from me.

“So, how was your day?” Jungkook asked breaking the wind.

“Um, it was good. I’m excited for college.” I told.

“Oh yeah, me too.” He smiled.

-awkward silence-

“What about you?” I asked him to break the awkward silence.

“Well, it was eventful. I met my hyungs and we might hang out soon at our place.” Jungkook told me. I killed myself inside when he said “Our Place”. What kind of a fairy tale is this? I thought.

“Oh-“ I was cut off. “Only if it’s okay with you… I don’t mean to invade your space or anything that makes you feel uncomfortable.” Jungkook said reassuring me.

“No, no, no. it’s all fine by me. Also, you can tell me if you have any specific rules. You know… just so things. Don’t. go. Bad. Ish.” I giggled reminiscing the previous day when you met.

“Ha-ha- Yeah. I do have some certain things in mind, but I’m not sure how to put them through…” Jungkook stared me in the eyes. I noticed how brightly his eyes would shine due to the sunset’s reflection.

“I’m sure you can tell me. Since we have to live under the same roof now.” I chuckled.

WHY THE FUCK COULDN’T I CONTROL MY LAUGH TODAY. IT SEEMED WAY TOO OBVIOUS THAT I FIND HIM HOT AF.

“I- uh- Can I have my friends over for the night, sometimes? Promise we won’t cause destructions?” This boy had the most innocent puppy eyes ever.

“Wha-! That is so cute. You can have them over. Why not?!” I told him grinning.

AISH. This guy is way too cute to be real.

“You know, it’s a thing, like, you’re a girl and you might not feel okay with having guys over…” Jungkook cutely says.

“I’m sure, I’ll too have friends over sometimes.” I told him as I noticed him rubbing his palm continuously. Was he okay?

“Also, like, I wanted to ask if you’re free for the weekend, can we- you know- talk often, like-“ I froze when he drops those words.

“Jungkook…” I was so emotional at this boy’s effort in making me feel so comfortable. I pet his shoulder and nodded.

Then after we went back walking all the way to our apartment. We exchanged a few words about the city and some social media crap we loved mutually. We moved along kicking pebbles and pointing at little kids playing around. I honestly felt so comfortable in his presence. It somehow felt very warm. Him being around was not that big of a deal after all. he is a human (a hot one though) and I think I was fine for now.

“So, Y/N, if you’re fine with it ithinkweshouldgoforhikingtogether.” He rapped and looked away.

WHAT THE-

My eyes were widened and my mouth slightly ajar when I hear him says those words and shut his eyes, like, ‘boiii’.

“Um- H-h-h-hike? Like with your group and stuff, right?” I was confused.

“No, like, y-y-you and I. so that we can get to know each other b-better and living would be… Easier.” Jungkook quickly replied looing away from me.

Fuck man. Did he just ask me to spend time with him. Can he be any hotter?! I just had my mouth ajar, forming an O.

“Only if you’re okay, I didn’t mean it as anything else I promise!” he cried.

I could feel his eyes screaming WHAT THE FUCK at himself.

“Cool then.” I just couldn’t be more normal with this. I couldn’t believe that this was happening. I was shaking and I was so flustered.

“Um, so let’s go pack up? Or you just wanna go like this?” he asked me like an excited kid.

“Like this? NOW?!” I exclaimed, pointing down at my outfit.

“What’s wrong with this? You’re just fine. Ain’t no animals gonna hit on you.” he playfully nudged at me. “Huff.” I frowned at him.

“Okay follow me.” he started walking away.

IS THIS BOY EVEN REAL? LIKE, FOR REAL? ARE YOU GOING TO HIKE? LIKE, ALONE?!?!

I started to blankly follow him around the city. We stopped by a bus stop and soon enrooted.

MAN, I FEEL AWKWARD RIGHT NOW.

I could feel some girls in the bus eyeing on Jungkook. He didn’t seemed to be bothered. Well he must be used to it by now. He is so handsome! His featured were so sharp and his laser like eyes could penetrate my soul. UGH. I couldn’t believe myself in THAT MOMENT. I WAS LEGIT GOING TO THE OUTSKIRTS OF THE CITY WITH MY HOT ROOMMATE WOW.

The bus journey was of about 25 minutes before we got off in the middle of some old hilly area.

JUNGKOOK’s POV

Okay, fuck.

I am actually out with her now.  What the fuck on earth did I snort before taking her out like this? Literally, like, in a sweater. No food, no water, no tent, and a phone with 67% battery. Well. Fuck my life. This was happening and there was no going back. I’m glad I had a talk with her in the park. I don’t feel that uncomfortable. Ahem. Yet.

“Eh! Junkook, there is a shop there, I think we should take some stuff for survival.” She laughed.

“Ah yes please. I think it was a bad idea… not packing.” I said as I ruffled my hair.

We walked over to the shop. It was a small shop with a green tinted door, broken furniture and haunting vibes. We bought some snacks, lighters, marshmallow, and water.  

“Can we also get two tents and sleeping bags?” I asked. The shopkeeper nodded and bought us two tents and ONE sleeping bag.

“I’m so sorry, I just have one left.” He apologized as I was terrorized of not being able to sleep. Or worse, I could be eaten alive by insects and wild animals. I noticed Y/N getting flustered at having just one of those sleeping bags.

WE’RE OFFICIALLY FUCKED. THIS WAS A BAD IDEA. JIN HYUNG, WHAT EVEN SHOULD I DO NOW!

“We’ll buy it.” Y/N abruptly said. My widened at her words. I froze right there as I handed her the money blindly.

“Jungkook, let’s go.” She snapped at me.

“O” I just couldn’t. I just walked out with her.

“Are you sure you want to go?” I asked.

“WTF, it was your idea anyway. Plus we bought so much stuff, I am not dropping out.” She said storming out.

I followed, regretting my existence in that moment. It started getting darker and darker and we were finally in the woods. Beautiful coniferous trees, broken branches, stones and Y/N. This was actually better than I thought. I followed her silently through. We were distanced and I was nervous, still.

“Jungkook!” I heard her scream. “Jungkook, look!” she said pointing at a gorgeous still, simmering lake. I couldn’t help but say- “This is amazing. Let’s pitch here!”

“Oh hell yes!” she said looking in the direction of the rising moon.

“Aish, this feels creepy.” I breathed out.

We settled in for that place as we started to plan on pitching our tent. We laid the print on the ground and without talking much, got the poles. “Ay, you’re not going right!” I pointed her out.

“I don’t know how to!” she cried. “Wait, let me do that, you sit down somewhere.” I chuckled at her helplessness.

She pouted at me and sat down watching me. I felt her eyes were burning into me. so I tried to ignore her presence as much as I could.

Finally, we had both the tents pitched in.

“Hey, Y/N-“ I turned around and she was lost.

OH MAN HOLY SHIT

“Y/N!” I panicked. I started having psycho thoughts.

“Is she died?”

“Did a wolf kidnap her?”

“Is she abducted my aliens!?”

“Waahhhh did I kill my roommate?”

I was shook to my core. I walked around to check for her and couldn’t really guess.

“Boo!”

“Waaah! WTF!?” I shouted.

“Got you!” I turned to see, Y/N laughing her lungs out. I let out a sigh of relief. She was okay.

“Damn you! Where’d you go?! I thought you got killed.” I clutched my heart as I was still recovering.

“I got some grass and woods! Let’s bultaoreune” she grins. (a/n- see what i did there lol k bye)

I nodded and went on to lit some fire.

We both knelled to the ground and attempted to fire up. While I was trying to produce some frictional fire, I couldn’t help my notice, how cutely, Y/N was just sat there, with her hands on the knees, watching the stones I had. We started to converse about how I knew camping because of my brother.

“Daebak! Jungkook you did it!” she clapped as we successfully lit the fire. She bought the snacks and we started to roast s’mores. She was leaned towards the fire and was getting those snacks on.

OMG, JUNGKOOK. YOU. JUST. DID. NOT. STARE. AT. HER. CLEAVAGE. JESUS. CHRIST. HOLY. WATER.

I suddenly realized that I was alone with a girl in the middle of some intense woods and it was night. And there was a girl. Next to me. Literally. And being the boy that I was, since birth, I had a habit to be infatuated with breasts like anyone else.

“Jungkook, you want something?” she asked me curiously. I was basically dead on the inside realizing that I was actually camping with a girl… Alone.

“Um, sleep. I need sleep. I am going to go now.” I got up and moved inside the tent without making any eye contact with her. However, she was still out there, watching the lake and enjoying s’mores.  

JUNGKOOK SHE IS YOUR ROOMMATE; CAN YOU STOP ACTING LIKE A PERVERT WHEN SHE IS AROUND. OMG. SHE TOTALLY NOTICED YOU STARING AT HIM. SHE WILL CALL THE COPS AND DISAPPEAR NOW. AND YOU’RE SO RUDE TO HAVE LEFT HER LIKE THIS…  

I took my phone and texted.

Jungkook- Jin Hyung… I am in danger.

Jin- Did you ask her and she throw a shoe at you? 😲

Jungkook- I am out with her rn… and I just… kill me.

Jin- HAHAHAHA, My brave son, good luck😉 just don’t leave her alone.

Well, fuck. I just did. She was out and I was inside the tent, dying. Again.

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thanks if you made it to the end. much love.

also tell me what should i do next?! 

It’s been a long time, w/o u my quotes

-All MY FRIENDS ARE FURRIES TAKE IT SLOOWWW
+i am not your friend
+i am not a furry

‘‘My Mac Daddy Skills are Super Limp’’

‘‘i was just listening to the spice girls and i have to come back to this’’

-I’M CAPABLE OF PLAYING THE FIRST PART OF THE FRENCH ANTHEM IN THE OTAMATONE
+i can’t find my titty holder
+AND THATTS AWESOME
-Why do i use my time for this

-Guess what
+youre gay?
-yes but
-*whispers in your ear * hexaflexagons

-COME ON MC LETS GO ON A ROMANTIC GYM SPREE! I CALL DIBS ON THE TREADMILLS!
-10/10 date ideas
+If when we met u don’t drag me to a date like that I’ll asume u don’t love me
-*crosses the border into spain * come on babe its time to count down those calories and burn that thigh fat
-ok but when you think about the name ‘‘burn your fat with me’’ could mean 2 totally different things like this could be some innocent workout where youre just getting fit or whatever the fuck but this could just as easily be a ‘lets slice off your leg fat and burn it in a sacrifice to satan bc with the power of love anything is possible. and they say romance is dead’ type thing

-I
-Love
+i need all the attention
-You
-bitch accept my love
+i,, eve?
+are you okay
+you just said i love you
-b i t c h accept it
+WHO IS THIS YOURE NOT EVE

‘‘i have multiple friends i refer to as mom in my contacts and then my actual mom and before i was smart and changed the names i nearlt sent a joke to my actual mom about how i wanted to eat her pussy’’

-Shit they saw the window sex aBORT
-THIS IS NOT A DRILL PASSERBYS HAVE SEEN THE DIC K AGAINST THE GLASS
-SI REN NOISE S
+OMFG
-KDVDMSHEKSE AAAAAAAA
-Ripperoni them two
+Dicks? In my window??
-Its more likely than you think

‘‘he gay
the french ones are always gay’’

‘‘I just spammed my mom with middle fingers hi’’

-I’m gonna crawl under a rock and die
-See y’all in hell I guess
+No don’t die
-Too late
-I’m dead inside

-Keiths hard
+hel p i think i saw a blood slurper?
~Keith’s hard
-you ass
-eVE
+pft
-WHATS A BLOOD SLURPER
+SLURRRP
+mosquito ::::::::((((

-‘‘Aritmetic love series’’ the only sadism here is the math
+I knew the hexaflexagons had something to do with all of this
-Math is art
~Math is pain
+Life is pain
-Art is pain
~Art is math
#My hair is a mess
~Life is a mess

‘‘Grandma: ‘‘do you want to die, huh?’’
Me internally: yes absolutely I creve death’’

-Tf did I come back to
+Idek
~we just yelled out the sexual tension
-I’m
-This is underage I’m gonna go
~i called novi a syrup licking cunt
~and he said he would ‘‘tuck my ass in’’ and then we screamed about how we tought the other was pretty

‘‘I am ready to fight a god.’’

‘‘Texas time I’m coming over to hug you
Don’t question how
Just believe in the yeehaw powers’’

-what rhymes with angel
-crangel
-uh
-ladle
-wait no
-langel
+Langel
-LANGEL
-yes
-my name is langel
-it rhymes with
-bangel
-i like to lick
-pineappleangels
-what am i doing with my life
-honestly

‘‘I JUST SNORTED TEA’’

-Kiku stop being so fucking edgy jfc
+I’m so edgy I can cut myself on me
-Oh my god
~Lmao

‘‘*gets fucked real hard up the ass * how much sp did you get just then’’

-Rub salt into my wounds like youre up in the Alaskan wilderness, harvesting meat so you can survive the unforgiving winters and manage not to starve. Pound me and grind me untill Im all fine and then wrap me up in plastic before shoving me in a shed for 4 months and slowly eating my remains until Im non existent
+God damnit, you’re turning me on

-Why is your German boyfriend unaware of the existence of trees
+I don’t know
+maybe it’s a German thing?? Maybe they don’t have trees there,,,

-Young love
-I remember when I was young
+ryan
+I’m a year older than u
-did i fucking stutter

-I’ll just summon a demon on another day uwu
+Eve you are a demon
~Eve is a good demon
-I need to summon an army, baba
-I’ll become the dictator of a country of demons
~#proud

‘‘Why must you yeehaw’’

‘‘yeehaws from europe’’

-yeehaws from south europe
+yeehaws from north-central europe
~stop yeehaws they’re not even a thing here
-Yeehaws are an European thing now guys
+yeehaws in polish
~No they’re not
+yeehaws in eUrOpeaN
+yes they are

‘‘Also mother asked me if I’m looking for my dream priencess on the beach and yes mom thank you I am gay’’

-I need to go to Walmart today
+Get some wasabi peas 4 me
~Ger some edgy candles for me
+Oo ye

-ya like jazz?
+i ducking love jazz
-That’s rude to ducks
+youre rude to ducks
-Duck you
+id duck you so hard, eve
+quack
~God my legs hu- What did i come back to
+oh hi novi why are you awake?
+: )

-oK
-BUT
-if i stay up 2 days with no sleep and then write something 
-how bad can i get
-im already fucking terrible with 1 day of no sleep
-BUT 2 DAYS
-could be interesting
+Ryan you’re gonna stunt your growth
-ive already accepted the fact that im never gonna grow to be a redwood tree

‘‘Been here for 2 seconds and I’ve already destroyed a relationship’’

-Why is post apocalypse Mr. Krabs into bdsm
+why wouldn’t he
~The world is burning,,,,,,,,,,, lets masturbate
-Novi what the actual fuvc
+and they say romance is dead
-It is and you two killed it
+wym we are the most romantic of the romantics sweet and innocent angels
+who did nothing wrong
-Lies
+truths
-No
+get over here you spanish bitch
~I’m already here you American asshole
+we’re proving how romantic we are now shove it up your asshole
~Right after u

-SEIUGFIUEFWHGQE
-EJLEISHDF;.K
-SEKFJ
+Are you okay
-sorry i turned on a hannah montana playlist and nobodys perfect came on
-this was my shIT

-wow
-now baba is really gonna go to jail
-good job novi you idiothole
+shut up Ryan u stupid ass
-you like my stupid ass though
-i just dont like your idiothole
+which one of them
-idk novi why dont you pick you seem to have many holes on your body
+Honestly why are we like this 
(…)
-have you decided which hole is your idiothole yet or are you still trying to count them all to make a decent decision
+Ryan is2g
~lowkey laughing because wtf the fuck guys
+Same tbh
-im just sAYING
(…)
-novi your name is literally ryan fucker
+I’m not cheating on u w/ another ryan
-HOW CAN I BE SURE
-theres a spanish ryan i fucking know it
-gonna kill that bitch
+Nah but my psicologist is called Randall
-psicologist
-what an english you did there
+wh
-psychologist
+AH
+Fuck me up y
-which hole is your y
+rYAN N O
-IT WAS AN H O N E S T QUESTION
+IS2G
-im crying o love annoying you
+Well fucc u then
-which hole
+I’m leaving
-lmfao
~I don’t know whether to cry or laugh at your interactions

-yo evvu
+eve my meme bro
-If eve is ur meme bro
-Then what am I
~pardner
-my bro bro
-meme pardner
~pard n er
-Idk how to feel about this

‘‘idk about you but one of my favorite games when i was 7 was “throw rocks from my driveway at passing cars bc i was raised to be an asshole from birth"’’

‘‘Guys I have resting murder face
I was just chilling looking at my phone and my sister was like ‘‘why do you look like you want to stab someone’’ but ITS JUST MY FACE’’

‘‘Ryan, raised to be a quotable asshole’’

-i am a pure and innocent angel that did nothing wrong
-i was not browsing furries while talking to novi shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
-you have no evidence of this
+Uhuh
-: )
-i was curious so i searched for snep on tumblr and of course furries came up?
-so i had to look for scientific reasons only
-it was a check for quality
-nothing else
~Why am I not even surprised

-Why must you do this every time I leave
+,,,,,,, memes
-Uhuh

‘‘ok hey the space ponies werent my fault’’

‘‘Everyday I descend more into insanity’’

-IGNORE
-THE FACT THAT I WAS RESEARCHING ‘DEER PREGNANCY’
+I diDN’T EVEN LOOK BUT NOW I’M AWARE OF IT

‘‘i mean ive brought it from ‘i love you’ to ‘hey so like do you ever just wanna scream dick at the top of your lungs in public’’’

-I’m gay
+Hi gay
+I’m Baba
~I’m cant

‘‘,,,,,,i licked it is it enough’’

‘‘mother just asked me if i like jazz and i died’’

‘‘quote me up (quote me up inside)’’

Bonus: I asked for last words and they gave me this

@stammi-ravioli  @plushy-eve  @space-asylum  @rolord  @ask-ageswap-viktor  @shitphobe420  @hatelikingbatman  @ask-yoi-viktor-nikiforov  @phantasmagoricalcoffee  @nocturnal-narcissus  @meow-puta  @wanber  @yuuri-on-heelys  @ask-otabek  @ask-ice-family  @nam-nam-joon  @caffeinebeancrock  @rosebud1903

Halloween JIKOOK!

GHOST + SKULL
Special thanks to @jeongcoups1996 for not only telling me about this challenge but also filling my head with amazing ideas! Which is why I would consider this “part 1″ of what may turn into a very lengthy fic. I’m physically incapable of doing short and sweet oneshots apparently…oops
Challenge created by @cloudsofsonder ! Check her tumblr out guys!


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Jungkook doesn’t think his body’s ever felt so heavy in his life as he drags his feet across the cool floor of his apartment. As much as he appreciates the fact that his work pays him enough for rent and all the other goodies that keeps his life interesting enough (namely games and lamb skewers), he sometimes can’t get over how much he hates the company for making him burn the midnight oil for the past week. Normally, he’d be fine with it. He’s a strong man in his mid twenties who can run on caffeine for hours on end, but his current circumstances are anything but normal.

Upon entering his bedroom, Jungkook basically sheds off his clothes, not caring that he’s going to have to pick them up in the morning. He climbs straight into bed, barely being able to keep his eyes open as he fumbles with the blanket.

“Hey, I know you’re listening,” Jungkook growls into the cool air of his apartment, his eyes still closed. “Look, I know you probably have some bullshit poltergeist quota you need to meet, but can you just let me sleep tonight?”

A book is knocked off his shelf.

“I’m guessing that’s a no. God, you’re an asshole.”

Another book.

“Stop knocking my books down! Do you know what a pain in the ass it is to have to put them all back in order?”

Thud, thud…thud. Three books, nice.

Jungkook rolls his eyes and rolls over so he’s lying on his side. It’s not that difficult for him to fall asleep, considering he’s already completely worn, so he gives into slumber rather easily,

Jeon Jungkook moved into his current two bedroom apartment only about a month ago and had settled in rather nicely when it all started to happen. It started with the lights flickering, which had him complaining about shitty electrical work. Then it was loud banging noise that woke him up at ungodly hours. At first, he thought he had some obnoxious neighbors, but he soon found out that the particular adjoining apartment had been empty for quite some time now. Then came things dropping to the floor without him going nowhere near them. Books started falling off his shelves. Plates were pushed off of kitchen counters (good thing he relied heavily on plastic and paper takeway boxes for his meals), and he had to finally draw the line when this ghostly presence decided his laptop was next.

“Alright, I don’t know you are,” Jungkook had bellowed out in pure frustration and annoyance, not caring how malevolent the spirit might be, because there were a lot of important shit on his laptop. “But this needs to stop, right here, right now!” He had declared, hoping that his attitude might deter the ghost from moving things around his apartment.

Things only got worse.

Every time Jungkook came out of the shower, he would see BOO! written on the foggy mirror, which had the man rolling his eyes at the juvenile attempt at intimidation. The man would simply wipe the writing away with a single flick of his hand and write “fuck off” right underneath it. It’s difficult to be frightened when “BOO” is the scariest thing the ghost can think up of.

The ghost decided it was time for an upgrade, because then came the loud slamming of doors at 3 or 4 in the morning, which had Jungkook jolt awake in surprise and then cuss out loudly for a whole minute before eventually falling back asleep. And this continued for the entire week that Jungkook had to do massive overtime at work, which had the man sleep-deprived and on the verge of a mental breakdown that’s going to end up in a lot of actual broken things.

BAM.

Clearly, today is no exception.

“What the fuck is your problem!” Jungkook grits out, kicking at his blanket as he pulls himself into a sitting position. “It’s…” he checks for time on his phone and winces at the bright light assaulting his eyes. “It’s fucking 3:24!” he growls and rakes his fingers through his hair harshly enough for his scalp to get a taste of his frustration.

“Is there something you need from me? A mystery I need to solve? Like were you murdered or something and they arrested the wrong person?” Jungkook rants, getting off the bed and pulling his laptop out. “Because this needs to stop,” he continues as he starts it up and opens up a new word document. “If you can push books off and slam doors, I’m guessing you can type. Can you?” he asks and places the laptop onto the desk next to his bed.

[Yes]

“Oh shit,” Jungkook breathes out harshly as he feels a cold shiver down his spine. He shouldn’t be too surprised to see actual letters form on the screen, considering he knew about the invisible presence, but he can’t help but be totally creeped out when he sees that he can now communicate with this ghost.

“Alright so what do you want from me?” Jungkook asks, his eyes still fixed onto the screen in front of him. The blue light from the device is not at all pleasant to his eyes, and he needs to get some solid sleep right this moment if he hopes to achieve some semblance of efficiency at work in a few hours, but well, that’s not happening now is it?

[Nothing]

Jungkook has to fight the urge to swear out loud again, because he’s going to lose his shit if he finds out that the ghost had been a total bitch for shits and giggles and nothing more. Yet, he remains patient, because now that he’s talking to this ghost, he is a little bit scared that the spirit might also be physically capable of hurting him.

“First things first. What’s your name,” Jungkook asks carefully, hoping that maybe being on first name basis might keep the ghost from losing his shit one day.

[Jimin]

“Just Jimin?”

[Park Jimin]

So the ghost has a name after-all. And so far, it doesn’t seem to be too aggressive or malevolent. Good.

“Well it’s nice to meet you Jimin, despite the fact that you were a complete asshole to me for the past month,” Jungkook says, trying to keep the mood somewhat playful despite the actual frustration he feels. Perhaps he can persuade this mysterious presence to let him be in peace?

[Sorry]

“…You’re apologizing? After I’ve told you to stop like a million times and you still did it anyway?”

Nothing appears on the screen.

“Alright, fine. Apology accepted. Now, can you keep the door slamming to before 10pm?”

[2]

“2? 2 am? Are you fucking kidding me right now? No. 10,” Jungkook growls, suddenly annoyed again. What is it with ghosts needing to do shit so late at night?

[1]

“11,” Jungkook grits through his teeth. He can’t believe this. This ghost is trying to haggle with him. What the actual fuck.

[1230]

“11:30”

[…12?]

Jungkook sighs lowly, figuring he can live with that. He rarely sleeps before that time anyway. “…Fine. 12. Midnight, that’s it. No more door slamming after midnight. Do we have a deal?” he confirms, hoping his tone is firm enough.

[OK]

“I’m glad we have an agreement. I’m going back to sleep. I’ll leave this on if you want to…type stuff,” he finishes, more than ready to go back to bed. He’s just hoping that he doesn’t wake up to death threats all over the screen.

[K]

[good night]

[i mean]

[BOO!]

“…..Bye Jimin.”


-


For some inexplicable reason, Jungkook’s brain decides to simply accept the fact that he’s living with a ghost and to just enjoy the invisible presence like he would a roommate. It’s not too bad, he thinks. Jimin’s providing him company without the hassle of creating a mess or bringing someone home, and the ghost has stopped breaking shit around the house, so he figures he can’t really complain.

“How old are you?” Jungkook asks one day while munching on leftover thai food. He’s gotten used to carrying his laptop around everywhere so they can talk, but their conversations have been quite standard so far. Jungkook’s only recently starting to realize that he doesn’t know anything about Jimin other than his name.

[Like when I died?]

“Sure,” Jungkook answers with a shrug, trying not to think too hard about how macabre it all sounds. He knows that Jimin must’ve died at one point to have become a ghost, but it sure feels strange to talk about it.

[Yr older than you]

“And how would you know how old I am?”

[Ive seen ur id]

“That’s creepy. Don’t do that. How did you die anyway? Or is that like a taboo question that’s going to have you throwing knives from the kitchen?” Jungkook continues to pry, doing his best to keep his voice nonchalant. He’s hoping it’s not murder, because damn, that’s too dark even for someone like him, and as much as he appreciates the cheap rent of this apartment, he doesn’t like it that much.

[I fell down. Head first. Broke my skull]

“Jesus, that’s gruesome,” Jungkook mutters lowly. He can’t imagine dying so suddenly at such a young age. Jimin must’ve had so many goals and dreams in life, just like all men his age. Perhaps he had a career he enjoyed? Maybe he was madly in love with a special someone that he had to leave behind?

[At least i wasnt murdered i guess]

“Still. Sucks. So is it just you in this apartment or is there a bunch of you that just hang out together?”

[Just me]

“For how long?”

[For a while. People refused to move in after hearing about my tragic death]

“Why the hell was I not notified of this?” Jungkook questions with a scowl. Now he understands the low rent and how shifty the landlord had been. Well shit.

[no idea]

[but would u not have moved in if u knew?]

“Well, the rent’s cheap, so I would’ve probably moved in. So what’s your deal anyway? Were you trying to make me leave this place by scaring me?”

[no]

[i was bored]

“I lost hours of sleep and a few plates because you were bored? God, you’re an asshole.”

[sorry!]

Jungkook shakes his head with a low chuckle and then finishes off his dinner.


-


It’s Friday night again, and Jungkook can’t bring himself to go out and party no matter how much his friends try to coax him out of his apartment. He’s had a long week, he’s not in the mood to deal with a hangover the next day, and all he wants is to just chill. So he does just that.

“I’m feeling way too lazy to go out. Want to watch a movie or something?” Jungkook asks into thin air again, hoping Jimin’s lingering around. A minute later, he sees texts appear on his laptop screen again.

[can we?]

“Why do you think I asked?”

[ur mean]

“Says the ghost that’s been knocking my shit down….We can watch something in the living room and I’ll take this laptop with me so we can…talk about it or something I guess,”

Jungkook settles down on his couch and turns on the TV in front of him. He sets the laptop down on the coffeetable.

“Normally I would watch something scary, but you’ve kinda ruined ghosts for me,” Jungkook comments playfully with a lazy grin as he leans back against the couch. He watches as letters appear on the screen in front of him.

[im scary too]

“Yeah. Sure,” Jungkook quips sarcastically. “So do you want to watch something scary then?”

[no]

“Why not?”

[no]

“Don’t tell me…you’re scared of ghost movies. That doesn’t even make sense. You’re a ghost.”

[so???]

Jungkook lulls his head back in laughter. How ironic, he thinks. But he gets it. He’s a living human being who’s afraid of psychopaths, so he figures it makes sense for Jimin to be afraid of ghastly beings who bleed out of their eyes and haunt people with their decaying limbs and pale eyes.

But then again, who knows what Jimin looks like right now. Yeah, let’s not.

“Fine. We can watch something funny. 21 Jump Street? have you seen it?”

[ive heard of it never got a chance to watch it]

“Well, we’re going to have to watch it then. I’d offer you popcorn but…” Jungkook falters with a teasing grin.

[ur mean]

[ :( ]

Jungkook only laughs as he looks for the movie and starts it. Jimin would type in questions and comments that Jungkook would answer or agree with, all the while laughing at the funny scenes. He wonders if Jimin’s laughing too. He hopes so.

[that was fun]

“Glad you liked it. It has a sequel.”

[can we watch it?]

Jungkook glances at his phone and see that it’s only 11 something. It’s a Friday, he can sleep late now that casper has ceased to slam doors after midnight.

“Yeah, I guess we can.”

[ :) ]


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Fandom: Haikyuu!! 

Pairing: Kyouhaba

A/N: For @kyouhabaweek Day 6 - long distance // travel (combo of both, I guess?)

(NOTE: this entire fic is in text message format. Bold is Yahaba and Normal is Kyoutani.) 


(10:31): dis is so stupid

(10:33): what?

(10:34): i miss u already

(10:36): ………

(10:37): you left 48 minutes ago

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anonymous asked:

Can you post your favorite Sarah pictures? Pls & thanks

i dont even kno my favs but ill try :0 which basically means go thru all my sarah pics and just pic my favs atm djfjghjkj

edit: i just finished and this is more of a spam and i get less coherent as u get further down i am                    so sorry

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LITTLE MOMENTS THAT I LOVE IN THE VERONICA MARS MOVIE

She lets him take care of her bag without hesitation. I know it’s been nine years but CHARACTER GROWTH.

THEIR LIL SMILES AND LAUGHS AND BOTH OF THEM LOOKING AWAY BC THEY’RE FEELING IT ALREADY!!

THIS MOMENT where V grabs the suitcase handle even though she sees Logan’s hand there and he doesn’t move it right away and BOTH OF THEIR HANDS ARE THERE FOR A SECOND. Oh god I need a minute or fifty.

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anonymous asked:

Hi! First of all, love your personal blog. You seem to be also very nice. Can I ask why you don't ship Clexa?

Anonymous said: Why do u dislike clexa?

Anonymous said: I don’t ship Clexa anymore and I’m curious as to why you don’t either

parkjiminfires said: Apologies, because you might be getting a number of these, but -as someone who’s never seen the 100 - I’m curious about why you don’t care for cl.exa? Even though i’ve never seen the show, i for one don’t appreciate the fact that they had a chance for solid lgbtq+ representation and in turn killed off one of the 2  :///    ALSO feel free to answer this later today, I don’t wanna take you away from voting more for Malec!!! <3

Anonymous said: Why do you not like Clexa? They were pretty much the only ship I shipped on the 100.

Hello! Thank you <3 And well.. where do I even start..

I didn’t really like L.exa as a character to begin with, so obviously I didn’t ship her with Clarke. Then the kiss happened, and I was torn, because on one hand, bisexual main character? how awesome is that! as I am bisexual myself I was really excited about representation even if I wasn’t too crazy about the ship itself. It didn’t really make sense to me for Clarke to be interested in Lexa so short after Finn’s death (I couldn’t stand Flarke but she did canonically love him). Then season 2 finale happened, Lexa betrayed Clarke, left her and her people for certain death and honestly for me that ship was over then? I was 10000% sure there is no going back from that knowing Clarke’s character. But ofc Jroth had ADC for few episodes so he had to use cl.exa fans as much as he could. The whole cl.exa thing in s3 was a complete mess, Clarke forgiving her so fast, then suddenly they’re in love?? Like I’m sorry I must have blinked and missed it. Also I was really salty about L.exa, who was not even the main character taking all the screentime from the actual mains. Not to even mention how this fandom excused literally every single bad thing she’s done just because she’s a lesbian.

Honestly the main reason I’ve grown to absolutely hate this ship is the fandom. They’re the worst fandom I’ve even seen and believe me I’ve seen a lot. (I survived the delena vs. stelena war, didn’t think I’d see something worse.) They’ve been so nasty from the start, calling bellarke fans delusional, homophobic, ‘The Straights’, like oh sorry I didn’t know that shipping a m/f slow-burn relationship, based on friendship, loyalty, co-leadership and absolute trust in each other over a f/f ship that happened in like 5 seconds makes me a bad person or automatically straight? The fandom became unbearable ever since cl.exa happened, we did have some ship wars before between flarke and bellarke, but even though we were all sure flarke is gonna be endgame we managed to somehow co-exist and not shit on each other all the time?

Then L.exa died and it just became worse, I feel for them, I really do, I’m so tired of lgbtq+ characters being killed off for no reason but the way they’ve been behaving is horrible.. Down-voting the episodes, disliking the trailers, trying to get the show cancelled.. There are a lot of people who still enjoy the show, there are a lot of people working really hard on this show, and as much as JRoth should just burn in hell tbh, the cast is amazing and they deserve to be appreciated. I do realize the show is problematic and we should speak up about it but honestly? Cl.exas didn’t seem to notice that until L.exa died, they were so far up JRoth’s ass and ignored everything else going on, for example with Ricky. Then after he fucked them over they were suddenly on Ricky’s side? But after Ricky told people to support the show and cast they were shitting on him again? They don’t care about anything but themselves and really I’m just tired.  I’m not saying there is anything wrong in shipping them, it’s always great to see lgbtq+ couples on tv, but as I don’t really choose my ships based on sexuality I just happened to not be into them.

Okay, this got really long already so if you guys want to know more just scroll thorugh my #anti clexa tag.

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U-KISS’ youngest member, Jun’s first Japanese stage [eng trans]

SH: U-KISS! U-KISS!

Audience: *joins in*

SH: That’s weak!

Jun: *swinging around*

SH: Stand properly, stand properly! Everyone quiet please~

SH: Jun! You’re greeting everyone for the first time. Give all the KissMes a proper greeting~

Jun:  Nice to meet you everyone! I am U-KISS’ youngest member, Jun! Please treat me well~

Jun: Even though I still can’t express myself well, I’ll try my best!

Jun: Everyone~ Please treat me- ah! Please support me!

KV: Cute~

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