these are pretty bad but its ok

anonymous asked:

Hey Rev! I just learned one of my fav people is also chubs like me and now a large portion of my body anxiety is gone bc they're beautiful! And that makes me think I can be pretty too! Especially being female and my mother pressuring me to be skinny bc I'm a size 20 in women's (UK sizes) and XXL in men's (which is bad) I need your opinion... is being fat bad?

Society says that its bad to be fat. But as someone who regularly makes it a point to not give a shit about what society says I would encourage you to do the same.

It doesn’t matter what I say or what anyone says. Taking care of yourself isn’t just about being in a very specific body type its about being ok with who you are. Do what makes you happy as long as you aren’t hurting anyone.

If your doctor says you need to lose weight to be healthier obviously follow your doctors advice and if you want to have more energy then sure work out. But do it for your health if you decide to not for the sake of making some random fuckstains happy. If I’ve learned anything from life its that society will always give you shit so you might as well just do whatever you want.

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A story from the line at McDonald's
  • Me: okay so my sexuality's a complicated deal so let's just call me queer as hell
  • Friend: nono I wanna know can't you explain it
  • Me: well ok mainly I am asexual which means I don't want to do the do nor do I long for it, so it has nothing to do with lack of confidence or anything like that, I simply don't find anyone sexually attractive
  • Friend: right right
  • Me: but I'm also bi romantic. The sexual and romantic attraction are different, and I still fall in love and want to have physical contact with my partner, I just don't need the hanky panky
  • Friend: right cause you have a girlfriend that's pansexual right
  • Me: exactly and as long as we're both happy with not doing the rumba naked, that's a valid relationship
  • Friend: I get it, I get it... I didn't know the entire sexual and romantic orientations were different
  • Me: yeah I know it was an eyeopener for me when I found ou-
  • Lady behind us in line: excuse me so sorry but I couldn't help but overhear but I didn't know half of what you just said and I was just wondering what that thing your girlfriend was is, pansexual?
  • Me: *awkward glance at friend* oh uh I'm not an expert or anything and uh ok so basically it's similar to being bisexual, but there's less value in what gender the one you're attracted to is, at least as I understood it. So a bisexual would be attracted to a person despite their gender, a pansexual wouldn't really care at all in a way uh I'm sorry I'm bad at explaining
  • Lady behind us in line: that's alright I can look it up myself later you gave me a general idea! So where did you find out these things, you're pretty young?
  • Me: well, Internet. Once you're a bit confused about what you might be you usually go looking for explanations...
  • Lady behind us in line: so uh in theory... It's fine if you don't know, I just want to check with you... Is there a thing called aROMANTIC? like you're asexual, is there a equivalent to the romantic orientation you mentioned?
  • Me: oh yeah, absolutely! You can be both asexual and aromantic, or aromantic and heterosexual, literally all combinations are possible!
  • Lady behind us in line: *smiles LIKE REALLY GODDAMNED GENUINELY* thank you so much, I did not know that. *fishes up phone from pocket* now if you excuse me, I'm going to call my mother and tell her I'm not crazy for never having been married or stayed with one guy for long despite being 50+ but still has three children! *steps out of line and walks off while dialing*
  • Friend: wow that was... Amazing
  • Me: see how happy she got? That's the power of right information.
  • And that's why I've been smiling since this happened.
Things that Yuri Plisetsky does on his birthday
  • wakes up later than usually and goes to the kitchen to angrily remind Yakov and Lila that he’s not doing anything today because it’s his birthday (not like he mentioned it about 500 times this week)
  • his 16th birthday so he’s practically an adult now and they can kiss his ass (maybe he says that in other words. or not)
  • reads a super nice text from Yuuko, a short message from Otabek with “so you have birthday today or not” and asking if they may talk later and then some really weird and creepy yet amusing posts on Yurio’s Angels forum
  • eats a big and against athlete’s diet breakfast that said Yakov and Lila prepared for him totally not because it’s his birthday or anything
  • gives a new toy to his cat since he doesn’t know when the cat’s birthday is anyway so they may celebrate together
  • shuts the front door in Victor’s and Yuuri faces after they start to sing him “happy birthday” in Russian
  • dies from embarrassment
  • lets them in only because they seem to carry a lot of birthdays presents with them
  • complains about every single one but when Victor offers to return them to store almost breaks his arm
  • goes to rink because Worlds still are coming and he needs to wipe these idiots out there
  • is lifted by Mila 16 times because of some weird tradition she heard of
  • swears to kill anyone who publishes a video of that on Instagram
  • skates a bit for fun
  • gets super excited seeing his grandpa watching him from the side
  • (it was a surprise that he’ll come to St Petersburg, Yakov paid for tickets)
  • eats katsudon pirozhki with his grandpa
  • shares some with anyone on rink too and they show him the super big cake they bought for him
  • eats a lot of cake telling them all how disgusting they are
  • shows his favourite places in St Petersburg to his grandpa and drinks some hot wine from him (he hates its taste but he’s almost an adult ok)
  • makes grandpa stay with him one more week
  • comes back home only to call Otabek immediately
  • tells his best friend how he’s birthday’s weren’t so bad even with all those self-absorbed morons around
  • gets excited when Otabek says he has something for him too
  • though he plays it cool
  • but then dies again realising this is a link to an actual playlist made only for him with songs produced by DJ Altin™ 
  • goes to sleep after listening to it about 17 times and calling Otabek to say it pretty decent
  • “best birthday of my life” he mutters to his cat before falling asleep

anonymous asked:

The books aren't bad. People who only like the tv show aren't real fans. Same with pretty little liars. Your fav Magnus wouldn't exist without Cassandra Clare. So bye.

its ok to have different opinions anon. If you want to have a mature argument abt this please come off anon and message me but heres my perspective;

I personally believe that C*ssandra Cl*re did a terrible job portraying/treating her lgbt characters and characters of color, she frequently used incest & abuse tropes and romanticized it, therefore the books are not only really uncomfortable to read but also pretty disgusting for me.

To answer the “magnus wouldnt exist without Clam Chowder lol” part, this argument is almost irrelevant if you ask me. If you look at it like that, Clary wouldnt exist without Valentine. Is Valentine human scum? Yes. Is Clary a good person with good intentions? Yes. Bad things can open doors for good things, therefore the statement “ur favs wouldnt be real if it werent for Christmas Cookie” is true, but doesnt excuse anything.

thank u for your time, have a nice day buddy!
- su

BS Bending in TLOK

Watching The Legend of Korra is so disappointing in a lot of different ways. So if you ignore the plot, you’d expect at least some good action scenes with the effort and consistency from the old show. Ehhhh. The bending in LOK is strikingly idiotic and a degradation of the gem from the old show. Maybe if I weren’t comparing it to The Last Airbender, I wouldn’t mind it. But the fact it is so blatantly off from its predecessor makes for another highlight of Korra that I can’t un-see. From how elements are manipulated to even more complex shit with specific kinds of ~special people bending~, Korra, if I can put this politely, fucks everything up.

Right from the start you can tell that Korra definitely dumbed down the movements of the characters. It’s odd because the martial arts expert from Avatar worked on Korra as well. However, he only worked on 22 episodes of Korra, compare that with his 61 episodes guided in The Last Airbender. It’s probably a mix of Kisu’s lack of involvement, and an overall decision from the writers that maybe it wasn’t as important? Which is sad, because it really disassociates the audience from the complex spirituality and intricacies of the world. Styles benders seem to have spent years mastering are lost, and replaced with a modern, boxing type “PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH!!!” Hollywood action situation. Here’s some pretty (MS PAINT) pictures to do the talking for me.

And a bonus:

If the simplification of normal bending hasn’t gotten to you, there’s still a lot more I have to sift through. There’s so much shit pointing to how bending’s complexity was reduced for coooool moments. I’m even going to make nice little subheaders.

Lavabending 

So, in ATLA we see lavabending is a feat only the Avatars are capable of. Roku does it, Kyoshi does it. Avatar cool kids only. But then in Book Three, Bolin suddenly has the ability to lavabend at the tip of the hat. Which, by the way, is another thing stupidly prevalent throughout this series. Both Korra and Bolin in times of crisis suddenly have the ability to do things they couldn’t do, but really wished they could’ve. Hooow convenient.

So the discrepancy here is how Bolin can lavabend, and so can this random Earthbender guy, wouldn’t that mean all Earthbenders can? Metalbending makes sense, but lava is so hot it’s going to set stuff on fire. Technically, it counts as two elements, and has been confirmed as such by making it an Avatar-only thing in ATLA. But now these two random guys can just do this. Apparently it may even be easier than metalbending, which is also ridiculous. If lavabending is just bending the Earth to “go fast”, that’s a lot easier than metalbending because there’s more mass to bend. Just make it go zoom zoom and blamo everyone’s a lavabender.

Some people like to claim that because Bolin had an Earthbending dad and a Firebender mom, then that means he can control both elements to control lava. Which is dumb because then that would make him a fanfic-esque Dual Bender. And we really don’t need any of those. It’s never explained or justified, and is so different from the original show, it feels…sacrilegious. How dare you dishonor the lore. /s

BALD AIRBENDING MAN

What’s his name?

I don’t really care, because he’s dumb too. I feel like I don’t have to elaborate, though. It should be pretty obvious. ~Harmonic Converge~ (weird af plot device) gave him airbending, and because he studied it before and read a book by an Airbender Lady, he’s a master at it now. His powers are so innate, he worked so little to get to where he is. Hell, he didn’t work at all.

Unless you want me to believe that all his days in prison, he anticipated becoming an airbender and practiced all the moves beforehand. Granted, there are no official moves anymore. I’m sure he’s experienced in reckless punching. That’s all you need to bend, right?

If he can read a book and be great at airbending, why can’t Korra. Why didn’t Aang read THREE books to go defeat Ozai. Aang just should’ve read Earthbending for Dummies. Then he could bend the entire world off its axis. And This Bald Guy can jump off a cliff after quoting some “deep airbending lore” and he can FLY. Not even propelled by anything or even (AGAIN I REITERATE) moving his arms to BEND the currents around him. He’s not flying. He’s floating. And floating characters have always seemed like pretty bad animation, seriously. He looks like a late-stage yuri on ice character. Super out of place, and moving oddly across an undefined plane.

MAKO IN GENERAL

Mako does a couple things I’m not a big fan of. Ok, a lot of things. But in terms of bending, I have a few choice picks.

In Legend of Korra, lightning and its redirection has a lot less of an impact. Being electrocuted no longer hurts anyone unless the writers want us to feel bad for a character being hurt (usually Korra). But half of the time, it’s just there to look really COOL and not really do anything. This is proven by two things. Mako shoots lightning right on Amon at point blank, and Amon isn’t affected. The same is true for Mako. He HOLDS ON to the lightning and ISN’T AFFECTED AT ALL. Let me make another ATLA/LOK comparison.

Zuko: Tries to redirect lightning, gaurding his torso so hopefully it doesn’t hit him. In the end it does and he’s pretty much out of the fight.

Mako: Doesn’t even really care if he’s hit by the lightning at all. He holds on to it for a good few seconds, because it’s not like electrocution hurts or anything. Only after getting a REFRESHING SHOCK for a good bit does he decide to toss it back at the Robo Man.

Maybe this would make sense because Mako is supposed to be a cool, all-powerful Firebender. But then even that theory breaks down, because he can withstand the strongest forms of raw fuckin’ Bending Power from all elements, apparently.

He does another of these dumb moves when he’s being bloodbended by Amon. We see Amon being bloodbended, but he escapes the grip, and the audience assumes it’s because he’s a bloodbender. But then suddenly MAKO CAN DO IT TOO. What a great guy.

Also Amon’s fine from this shock as well. And this kind of encompasses everything I’ve touched on. There’s Amon bending without moving, Mako having unrealistic powers never touched on before, and powers that are nerfed to all hell just to add ~drama~ in replace of actual sense.

TL;DR: LOK’s bending is saturated action filler written in for wish fulfillment, sacrifices old techniques and inner consistency for cool looking moves and scenarios, and shows a disappointing lack of passion or misunderstanding of the source material

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jian + kisses

passionatechibi  asked:

chia, you know speak spanish? and nina you know the languages that your mommies speak (the both) and which you like more? forgive my bad english i'm not pretty sure if its ok, I love you girls

Chiara: But sometimes it’s a little confused…

((There’re some words that sound exactly the same in both languages even tho the meaning it’s different uvu I just love when they say “Pronto?” instead of “Si?” or another word when answering the phone♥))

OK, but hear me out: What if the Avengers had YouTube Channels?

Clint has a channel where he tries to recreate Pinterest and BuzzFeed DIY’s. You know that type of videos: chaos, DIY’s gone really, really wrong and a lot of (unnecessary) cursing.

“Today we’re going to try to make this sprinkle-shooting arrow. Look at how pretty this sh*t is!”

“It’s on fire! ITS ON FU*KING FIRE!

“OK, that fu*ked up pretty bad”

(Clint Barton in a nutshell)

Caption: “Oh, did that explode? Yeah, it exploded. Sh*t, man. Laura’s gonna kill me.”

Originally posted by mayawolf


Thor had to do vlogs. Like, have you seen him? This six feet guy, all beefy and worked out, walking around New York being all like “I shall buy the midgardian drink known as coffee this splendorous morning.” 

And then Jane takes him shopping and he just freaks out about the things we invent… And then movie night (am I the only one who thinks it would be hilarious to get Thor to watch a horror movie??). 

He is front line in any protest or march, even if he is not entirely sure of what’s happening. A treasure everyone should protect.

Caption: That one blog, that one time.

Originally posted by littlemisssyreid


Don’t tell me Tony and Bruce don’t have a collaboration channel where they do experiments and essentially blow things up, because you’re wrong. 

Tony is the one who keeps saying there aren’t enough explosives yet (Really, Bruce. You don’t see it? If we don’t put more TNT in there, it won’t work) and Bruce is he more sensible one (Tony, there’s three kilograms of dynamite in there. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IS THAT?). 

And all their videos end up with stuff either blowing up in their faces or melting through tables. But people still love them, because they are hilarious.

Caption: “Hello guys. Today we are going to do a thermonuclear… Tony, NO. LEAVE THAT ALONE.”

Originally posted by littlemisssyreid


The kind of multi content uploader is Natasha. She has a series dedicated completely to self-defense, specially aimed to women, where Steve is a regular guest. 

But she also makes beauty videos like 15 Beauty Hacks the Government Doesn’t Want you to Know How to Die Your Hair Red Like the Blood of Your Enemies” “Deadly Beauty: The Secret to Russian Spies’ flawless skin. or Three Winter Outfits You Can Totally Kill Someone With.

Caption: “Here I am, being better than everyone, as usual”

Originally posted by theavengers


And last, but not least, Steve Rogers. He does deep reflections every Friday and uploads motivational videos once a month. One of his videos and you are sure to feel strong enough to conquer the world. 

His motivational speeches have moved armies to win battles, and they’re sure to move you to get outta the sofa. But the question remains: Did he write that down or made it up from the top of his head?

Caption: I would say something, but it would be rubbish compared to what Captain America has to say, so I’ll just won’t.

Originally posted by ohevansmycaptain

anonymous asked:

The crytyping "joke" where they repeat what you say in a mocking tone is literally the same shit I endured from playground bullies in elementary school. They'd gather around in a group and repeat everything I said, even as I was saying "I don't like when you guys do that". Seeing as I was autistic and prone to meltdowns in elementary school, it's obvious that was why they were bullying me. So. Congrats, guys, you're literally stealing tricks from playground bullies now.

I mean if folks really don’t get how its ableist, simply imagine it as an audible situation.

Imagine a person who has a minor stutter that gets worse when they’re upset. So maybe a situation happens when a person uses that to manipulate someone else calling out their bad behavior (racism to be accurate apparently.)

Now imagine the person calling out the racism, seeing this person with a stutter trying to dodge racism, and decides to mock their stutter instead of directly addressing the issue. They just audibly repeat everything they say and all the stutters in a mocking tone.

We wouldn’t tolerate that, right? Cause for one, its not about the racism anymore, its in no way focusing on the problem; instead its making a joke out of the stutter. And anyone watching is going to have their attention diverted from the actual issue to the new hilarious implication that stutters are funny, are something to mock.

When has it ever been ok to mock someone’s disability just because they’re a bad person? Yes, people can use disabilities to manipulate, but that’s a pretty bad vilification of disabled people to create a meme out of mocking disabled people and then act like manipulation is a widespread and common enough problem among all disabled people to justify that behavior.

If you can’t call out another person’s bigotry without attacking their weak points and disabilities that splashes back on a bunch of innocent disabled people, you’re a bad person. If you don’t even want to try and listen and want to continue to mindlessly defend your behavior rather than considering how you affect innocent people, you’re even worse.

OK heres some adhd lance headcanons since i just Cant Resist

if this makes it way around i just wanna say: shaladins dont touch this post

ANYWAY

  • lance, staring at a wall of text: haha idk what in fresh hell this says
  • it takes him approximately 2 hours to do anything shiro asks him to bc of Executive Dysfunction
    • shiro: lance we need to form voltron
    • lance, 2 hrs later: ok sure
  • at any given moment he has upwards of 18 stim toys in his pockets. why else would  he need a jacket in space
  • his hyperfixation is cats
    • lance, over comms, while fighting a galra soldier: hey guys did you know that cats only meow to communicate with humans?
  • anytime someone mentions cats he Knows and he Appears so he can infodump
  • he gets distracted doing pretty much Anythign so he ends up putting his belongings in really weird places
    • found his shoes in the fridge once
    • “LANCE WHY ARE YOUR PANTS HANGING ON MY LION”
  • pidge: lance why are you chewing on your napkin
  • lance, completely oblivious: what
  • if he sees anything on the ground that Shouldnt Be There (coins/bottlecaps/etc) he Has to pick it up and will put it in his mouth unless someone takes it from him
    • he gets sick a lot bc of this
  • Cannot hear people when they talk for more than like 5 minutes
    • shiro: (talking about some important thing)
    • lance: wow i bet he thinks i know what hes saying rn. Wild
  • always bouncing his leg to the point where pidge speculates he gets actual exercise. when ppl ask him to stop he just hesitates for like 10 seconds and then continues Bouncing
  • gets bored so much
    • lance: hunk im bored
    • hunk: go do something then
    • lance: i CANT hunk im TOO BORED
  • puts stickers in his mouth more than anything else
    • pidge, horrified: thats not what those are for lance
  • always chews gum bc it helps him think & bc its the only thing that effectively keeps him from putting random things in his mouth
    • always has a pack in his pocket
    • his favorite flavor is spearmint
    • there’s no gum in space so when he runs out he Suffers :(
  • he needs glasses pretty bad but he cant wear them bc seeing the frames in his periphery Ruins his focus
    • he also hates the feeling of contacts so he just walks around not really being able to see anything thats not right in front of him

if you wanna add on 2 this Blease do i love adhd lance thanks & goodnight

anonymous asked:

Solangelo soulmate AU where soulmates have matching tattoos

(((full truth it only took me so long to do this one bc i couldnt think of a tattoo but now ive got one so lets go)))

  • will’s mom found his soulmate tattoo when he was ten, right before he left for camp for the first time. it’s right over his spine between his shoulder blades, a simple skull inside an orange and yellow sun - a pretty freaky sight for a ten year old
    • will came home after that summer but when he returned the next year, he planned to stay over the school year. he didn’t meet nico that first winter, or for the next two years
  • when nico was attacked by lycaon when they were transporting the parthenos reyna did a pretty hasty job of stitching up the wounds and totally didn’t notice the bright yellow sun between nico’s shoulder blades bc there were much more important things to deal with at the moment ok
  • will was totally flirting with nico every chance he got when nico showed up at camp bc yes he absolutely had a crush on the super powerful super cute boy that basically just appears out of nowhere sometimes and yeah he kinda just tells nico that he owes him three days in the infirmary mostly bc he just wants to spend time with him and get to know him (plus you can’t just walk around to people asking them to lift up the back of their shirt to see if they have the same tattoo as you bc thats just weird)
    • so when will goes to fix all the bad stitching that reyna did he totally saw the tattoo on nico’s back in the same place as his but at the time he’s in Doctor Mode so he doesnt really notice (and nico’s entire back is a pretty big mess at the time so the tattoo doesnt look like much anyway - definitely not a sun and skull)
  • nico and will bond over the next few weeks bc 1. will insists that nico come see him every day so he can change the bandages and 2. when will has a crush he makes sure its known ok he doesnt care how oblivious nico is (hes super oblivious apparently) hes going to make sure nico knows that will likes him
    • one time nico’s sitting in the infirmary with his shirt off so will can change the bandages over his stitches again and will’s like “ok u know what these stitches have been in long enough so i think i can take them out now” and like they’re just talking while will takes all the stitches out (theres a lot so it takes a while)
    • nico asks will a question but will just kinda freezes bc all the stitches in nico’s back are gone and the scars are still there but will can definitely see a yellow-orange sun with a skull in the middle and nico keeps trying to get his attention but will’s,,,,, fricken gone ok 
    • nico finally just completely spins around and will’s like “did u know???? uve got that tattoo on your back did anyone tell u????” and nicos like????? what are u talking about???
    • will just fricken,,,, whips off his own shirt and turns around and shows nico the tattoo on his own back and he’s like “this tattoo that i have u have the same one and i think that means we’re soulmates that’s what i was told when my mom found mine” nico’s just like “i dont know what that means???” so will says “it means will u go on a date with me?”

sorry it took so long for me to do this one but i hope you liked it!!!

drop an au in my ask and get a list of headcanons!

anonymous asked:

for the five things ask: five nurseydex headcanons (or if you don't ship nurseydex, five zimbits headcanons)

First, thank u so much for asking!!! Second, I’m not as involved with Nurseydex as I am with Zimbits? I really love the head canon that dex boxes though!!!!

I’ll give it a go tho, sorry if these are any repeats from popular head canons

1- They get together when Nursey writes Dex a story. He doesn’t say it’s for him, but it’s about a hero in a video game  that has to fix multiple problems in order to return his unwanted companion to their home (yeah ik), but Nursey leaves it unfinished. When Dex reads it (it took several days to convince him to) he lifts his head (face bright pink) and asks, “where’s the end?” and Nursey, fumbling with his hands and his words, goes, “I was thinking you could, um, help me figure that out.” and Dex barely allows himself to roll his eyes before throwing the papers down and kissing Nursey. Dex’s no writer but he’s also no idiot: he knows a metaphor when he sees one.

2- They learn to cook together (after Bitty leaves they kind of have to). Dex knows more than Nursey does in some departments, but he also had limited supplies when back at home, so a lot of his meals were simple out of the box, or scraps from other things that he had to figure out what to do with. Meanwhile Nursey is the opposite, where he had all the materials he could ask for at home, but was too lazy to do anything with them and or had people do it for him. So he knows from observing how to work with full meals but the actual act of doing it is lost on him. It’s tough to learn and they bicker and disagree on flavor combinations but as they continue the meals become more and more edible. Nursey only gets a little smug when Dex makes a big meal by himself, “I taught him how to to do that part” “shut up no you didn't”

3. Every time Dex gets even a /little/ sunburnt Nursey takes a picture of it. Of course Dex is very generous with sunscreen already, but with the ever-adventurous-hipster that Nurse is, they take a lot of impromptu trips on foot to  hiking trails ( “don’t tell me, you feel one with nature or something when you do this”  “aw you know me so well!” “I wish I didn’t know you at all”) or in the car with the broken sunroof, ( “I thought you could fix anything,” “I can’t fix the fact that we have no money to replace the glass”) so Dex gets some mild sunburns from time to time. To get back at him, Dex takes a photo whenever Nursey falls up the stairs or swings his arm into some poor passerby. His camera roll gets full very fast.

4. When they say their vows at their wedding, Dex revises Shakespeare sonnet #130 to fit them. Everyone who knows BillyShakes (yes thats his nickname FIGHT ME) knows that it’s the poem in which he ROASTS his mistress. Dex fits in all the things that annoy him about Nursey, which wow burn but also its so fitting, and they’re both smiling (and yes ok crying) while he recites it. Objectively its a pretty bad poem, but hey, he still got the reaction he wanted.

5. While Nursey is v turned on to see Dex slide out from under a car, white tank all see through from sweat, oil dripping down his neck, Dex gets sUPER flustered when Nursey takes him shopping. How does he look good in /eVERYTHING/???????? (Think: how Bruno Mars looks good in any hat. It could have a dead vulture on it and he’d still slay.) It doesn’t help that Nursey does full turn-arounds when showing him outfits.

Also, Dex really loves Nursey’s Defense skills on the ice. Seeing Nursey check someone gets him going, oh boy.

anonymous asked:

I know it's bad to be xenophobic. But I still think xenomorphs are really scary. How can I learn to be more tolerant?

Oh that’s ok friend. We can understand that Xenomorphs can be a bit scary when you meet them for the first time so we started the new Weyland-Yutani®
KYX Program
(Know your Xenomorph).

You spend the whole day with your personal Xenomorph and you’ll learn that they’re not scary at all and indeed pretty lovely creatures. Eat with them, cuddle with them and end the day with a relaxing Xenomorph bath to wash away any remaining doubts.


We asked a coworker what he thought after participating in the KYX program


Weyland-Yutani - Building Better Worlds

truthfully im just entirely heartbroken over the shell of what used to be one of my favorite shows ever for the longest time. like i dont know i never thought it would end going down as one of the best shows on television but the way it rapidly fell in plot, character development, ratings, etc in such a short time has really kind of fucked me up and it doesnt feel like the same show i started watching at all but in the worst way possible

God. ok. this woman. Who brought her cat in today … jfc
So this kitten came from a notoriously bad shelter in our area. Almost all the cats that come out have ringworm and uri. This particular kitten is currently getting over ringworm, has a pretty severe upper respiratory infection and it’s left eye is pretty much popping out of its skull.
Sweet cat tho.
This. Woman. Brings this kitten in and doesn’t. See anything wrong with it??? She doesn’t want to vaccinate him for anything and doesnt want to treat any of the issues bc “her friend is a healer who is healing his eye” (???????????)
The vet told her multiple times that he was contagious and needs treatment but??????? She doesn’t listen? And to top it all off she just let the cat run wild all over the exam room and then LET IT LOOSE IN OUR LOBBY???? WOMAN. WHY. even after being told that he is contagious!
Why bring your cat in in the first place!!! If you don’t want to listen to the doctor! Oh my god!
And that is the story on how Emily got to bleach the entire hospital :’)