Stealth Caretaker Grif Headcanons
Manipulates Sarge and Simmons into participating in Donut’s first few Wine and Cheese Hours because Grif gets being over the top when you feel insecure.
Knows when Sarge has been awake for too many hours and gets into circular arguments with him until Sarge thinks retiring to his room for the night is his idea, and he’d better keep watch, dirtbag.
Accidentally leaves precious snacks near Simmons when Simmons is in hyper-focus with some report or other, and only bitches the requisite amount when Simmons eats them. Nerd needed the calories anyway.