these are old as balls

fanfiction
  • tumblr: "He thrust in slowly with a low groan..."
  • ao3: "His hands splayed across my chest as he whispered my name..."
  • wattpad: tHEN I woKe UP WITH a BonER AND WaS lIke WoW LETS Go mAke bReakFASt

I know we rag on Navi the fairy in LoZ fandom from time to time but OoT Link was like twelve and honestly Navi is just stressed out.

she’s just a tiny blue mom, guys. 

she’s a tiny blue mom and she is just very anxious and sometimes she freaks out and screams at you because you ran across a dangerous booby-trapped bit of hallway. Okay? It’s understandable. There is a twelve-year-old in the Shadow Temple. 

D'you want to go to the ball with me? part 1

Harry: *standing outside the door, pacing around nervously*

Cho: What are you doing here?

Harry: *summoning all his courage takes a deep breath*

Draco: *watches the scene from a distance*

Cho: Oh.

Cho: - someone’s already asked me.

Harry: *nodding nervously*

Draco: *approaches, looking as smug as always*

Draco: *smirks* Maybe I should-

casting director’s notes: best Cho Chang @arabella-prongs
best Draco Malfoy @space-marauder

Part 2

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“A) We met at a high school football game, and Zac introduced us, he’d been wanting us to meet. But she was like, y’know she’s a trendsetter, right? She’s very fashionable, we love the way she looks, we love it! But, at the time she was doing DIY stuff. […] She took fishnet pantyhose and had it draped around her. […] That’s maybe not that weird now, but in our little Christian private school realm, I was really confused. But, she was awesome.” - Taylor York on meeting Hayley Williams 15 years ago.