So I just watched the Luthor’s episode with my little brother (he’s nine). He is really bad with names, so he jokingly started calling Alex and Maggie Lesbian one and Lesbian two. While we were watching the scene were Kara goes to Lena’s office to show her the last article about her innocence in everything. My brother turns around and with an extremely serious face tells me “Lesbian three and Lesbian four”. So don’t even try to tell me that the subtext isn’t there because even a nine year old kid catches it.
This is my headcanon about how Khadgar got that white streak in his hair xD
He had it as a teenager, before the fight against Sargeras/Medivh. It’s said in both “The Last Guardian” and “Beyond the Dark Portal”~ And when I thought about it… I thought it must have been something like that ! I like this theory xD
the gotham rogues in arkham is so wild lmao…. all the normal rules of engagement are OFF
edward isn’t allowed puzzles or that many games in arkham and the ones he is allowed he finds SO BORING so he starts finding new ways to keep himself occupied.
like literally ivy will walk past him in the cafeteria one day shoving straws up his nose and be like, “what the fuck are you doing?”
and edward will just turn to her with like a dozen straws shoved up either nostril and a deadly serious look on his face and say, “challenging my intellect, dear.”
harley: i wanna watch adventure time! harvey: tough shit, cutthroat kitchen is on next! harley: give me the remote, fryface!” *trying to wrestle the remote out of two-face’s hand jonathan: why don’t you just read a book- harley + harvey: NO ONE ASKED BITCH
if something goes missing in arkham it’s most likely some asshole has taken it. harvey just barrels into the rec room one day seething
“RIGHT WHERE IS IT?” “where’s what?” “MY COIN YOU JACKASSES I KNOW YOU HAVE IT” snickering but no one owns up, orderlies/guards looking kinda worried but also kinda amused. “WHERE IS IT?!?!” “I’LL GO TO THE WARDEN, I SWEAR.” suddenly stops yelling, gets an evil smile on face and narrows eyes, “they’ll take the TV away.” harvey starts walking towards the door and like four rogues tackle him to the ground at once. biting, kicking, scratching and punching ensues.
after it’s all over ivy just walks up calmly to him and drops it in his hand, “you dropped it on the floor of the cafeteria this morning.”
harley and ivy are gay as shit all the time, not even subtle about it. just like holding hands and staring longingly into each others eyes and all that soppy shit. it’s infuriating for anyone who’s third wheeling.
“so guys i have a plan to bust out- guys? guys…. guys please - guys, stop being gay for like 5 min and listen to my plan.”
art therapy is a mess.
doctor: draw something that represents ur innermost feelings
obvs ur gunna get the really dark shit but:
joker draws himself in a wedding dress being carried off by batman.
edward draws himself in question mark speedos and a Hawaiian shirt sitting on a pile of money on a beach with the words I AM THE BEST over the top.
ivy draws the rogues and batfam dead at her feet, flowers growing out of the bodies while she stands on top of the pile triumphantly holding hands with harley.
harley just draws some kittens and puppies and a bunch of love hearts and jester diamonds.
jonathan draws a scarecrow in a dark field surrounded by a bunch of crows with sharp teeth in the beaks and the words might as well be dead. no one is surprised. [harvey voice] why you gotta be so emo crane?
victor draws himself and nora on their wedding day and harley bursts into tears and tries to hug him.
doctor: edward, please can you call jonathan over for me? edward: sure edward: JONAAAAAATHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNN doctor: for gods sake jonathan: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT? doctor: i don’t know what i expected
gotham rogues: [are arguing in group therapy as per usual] doctor: excuse me, who’s the doctor here? jonathan: me harley: me too ivy: i am as well victor: technically i am too edward: i have multiple doctorates, i’ll have you know doctor: [face palming] i don’t get paid enough to deal with this shit gotham rogues: we know
An AU where young Keith, a Filipino-Korean, moves to the USA; on his first day at school, he refuses to talk, partly because he’s not exactly very sociable but mostly because he’s incredibly embarrassed about his English and lack of proficiency in it. O and shiro walks in
TRIPS OVER MY OWN FEET oh my god this was supposed to be black and white but then i wanted to paint but then gave up andCHRIST. my art style changes 600 times during this comic its dISGUSTIGN. THEN AGAIN it was rly rushed i just wanted to get this idea outta my head before school starts.
“It’s midnight, Santi.” “You said I’m holding back, well, I’m here to prove you wr-wrong. I’m here. I’m here now, so s-shoot. Ask me anything. I know you wanna know.” “Shh, it’s too late for this, you’ll wake up Fiona—” “I said shoot. Shoot, coward, you will only k-kill- kill a—” “How much have you had to drink?” “Enough.” “Alright, c'mon—” “I’m not leaving. You want answers, so I’m telling you.” “Santi, this isn't—” “I’m here, Lou! I’m here now, what more do you want?”
“Fine. You wanna know my burning questions? Why. Why do you always do this? Why are you always running away? And for Christ’s sake, why do you hate yourself so much?”
I did a thing. I figured it to be best if this was EXO member optional, since with this storyline you could end up with any EXO member really. God forgive me for I have sinned.
Pairing: EXO member x Reader (You will have to choose one at a certain point, or read it nine times)
Edit: Apparently the first part can be classified under ‘humour’.
My sister read this and she was laughing her ass off? I did not intend for this to
happen but yeah… If it’s the same for you, enjoy.
Word count: 4670 words
Warning: Phone sex, Oral sex, explicit language.
“No, I’m not a free phone sex service!” I shout annoyed
through my mobile and immediately cut the call, throwing my mobile onto the
kitchen counter. Once, just once, I had been spotted in public with the members
of EXO and that was the result; forty calls a day that begin with either “What
are you wearing?” or “Tell me how wet you are”.
My mother is the fixed cleaning lady for the Exo dorm, but
she broke her leg a few weeks ago. In agreement with SM, I replace her until
she gets better. It is summer holiday and that way I don’t need to search for a
The guys from EXO are my age, so of course the relationship
between EXO and me is different than the relationship my mom has with them.
Whilst my mom is more a motherly figure, I am more of a friend. That’s why a
few days ago, they asked me to go out for dinner with them.