these are legit problems

there is legit something wrong with me and i honestly just have to vent about this messiness. i have never had a crush or anything ok? which is not a problem…i just can’t seem to like anyone that way yet. but. tell me why i approach everyone from a romantic manner???? wtf is wrong with me?????? like if someone talks to me 9/10 times i approach relationships that could be simple friendships (even if i’m not attracted to them) as if i’m aiming to get in a relationship. i seriously don’t know what is going on in my head

internet and gaming media: “So we’re all in agreement that Mass Effect Andromeda is an unplayable glitched-up turd of an unfinished game?”

me, apparently the only person on the planet who has had a smooth playthrough with few if any noticeable glitches:

  • what i say: im fine
  • what i mean: if the duffer bros were serious about wanting stranger things to go on for about 5 seasons, and they keep going at the same pace they have been with a year between seasons, that means that season 5 is going to be released in 2020 and the kids are going to be completely different because of their age gaps, because caleb will be turning 19 but noah will only be 16 how is this ever going to work it doesnt add up what are they going to do about this im freaking out
  • ban ryu: alright then han sung. since you say you're that smart, solve this without using any calculator. find the arc length of three x times the square root of seven minus two from x equals zero to one half.
  • han sung: *stares at equation while deeply thinking* well, there are two 'twos' in the equation- minus two and the denominator from the one half. the number two sounds like the letter 'u', and u is between the letters 't' and 'v' in the alphabet.
  • han sung: but tvs aren't really relevant anymore because everybody has computers now, so it's kind like... if you have two tvs, what is it even-
  • han sung: *out loud* four.
  • ban ryu:
  • han sung:
  • ban ryu: ... that's right...

why is the first phrase that comes to mind when I wake up ‘wakey wakey eggs spaghetti’ like srsly brain now is not the time for carbonara

Just finished Iron Fist

A show that shows us the negatives of being cluelessly privileged

A show that has a main character who is suffering from PTSD and survivors guilt

A show that has a redemption arc for an addict

A show where the Hand went from being “scary yellow villains” to a multinational crime syndicate with several interesting and likable characters.

A female asian lead who is every bit as interesting as the white male lead.

Iron Fist is a legit good show. It has its problems but so does every Netflix series.

So yeah. Tell me I’m awful for enjoying a show about one of my favorite characters.

If you’re listening to all of their problems but they minimize and “mhm” yours, tell them to get a fucking therapist. Your problems are legit and you will not be used.

2

so it’s the end of march now and jack and casie is slowly chugging along. still working on the overworld areas (something called ‘decks’ are involved) (and they suck) and working on fixing up some underlying systems that just didn’t fuckin work but i expect a new demo out in the first two weeks of april if not sooner

in order to expedite the whole ‘make the video game’ thing i’ve been considering picking up volunteer artists and trading, like, art or lessons or something for grunt work and the like but i’m still sort of skeptical about putting any part of my project in the hands of other people but, on the off chance i do bite the bullet, i ended up drawing a new big dumb model sheet for jack and casie (to replace the older one) (admittedly, it’s because someone asked me for a reference for fan art.) (i’m not going to lie to you. it didn’t take much.)

the kickstarter goal date is still ‘before e3′, so the latest i’m willing to run it is april or may. i’m quite confident itll go through, especially considering i’ve gotten a couple of offers from distributors and publishers

i’ve actually been practicing my blurbs but my favorite is still just

“A parody pocket RPG about a mysterious robot from a long lost civilization, and Casie.”

I am such a Tyler Hoechlin purist when it comes to Derek Hale. Whenever I see gifsets or edits that use Ian Nelson I’m just like “but… why wouldn’t you just use teen Hoechlin?”

Gideon Grey’s sleep cycle

Okay, so

Foxes are nocturnal irl. Smatterings of evidence (the cut Nocturnal District, the ice-cream elephant’s comment about Nick “skulking around during daylight hours”) suggest that some animals in Zootopia still live nocturnally. And that makes sense, right? If anything, it would actually solve some logistical problems. No arguments over who has to take the night shift if half your employees would honestly prefer it.

So in a major city like Zootopia, there’s probably a healthy nightlife (pun intended). Specialized schools and the like for nocturnals. But Bunnyburrow is a lot less… ethnically diverse. Clue’s in the name.

Now, I already headcanon that Nick switched to the day cycle because it was more lucrative hours for a hustler. But that’d be an intentional choice. Imagine you were a fox born and raised in some carrot-farming podunk. The local school’s alright, but it doesn’t offer night classes. Not enough demand. So you’re forced from a young age to be awake and alert at a time you weren’t built for.

Wouldn’t help any attitude problems you may or may not have.

Burned: Arrow 5x15 Review (Fighting Fire with Fire)

So sorry my friends! I have slept. I am medicated. Thus I can write.

Oh Episode 15. You have become the season nemesis. The pebble in our proverbial audience shoe. The yucky chocolate filling in the otherwise yummy chocolate box.

Arrow has begun a tradition over the past three seasons. The 15th episode is filled with a whole lot of suck. I’m excluding 1x15 and 2x15 because I happened to really enjoy those episodes, but 5x15 can go sit in the corner with 3x15 and 4x15. Now, is it Felicity banging Palmer level? 

Or Felicity breaking up with Oliver level? 

Eh. Depends on your perspective. Those were very low lows. Maybe I’ll just leave 5x15 on par with those episodes.

The good news is, 3x15 and 4x15 were a bottoming out of sorts. We said to ourselves, “Arrow can’t get much crappier that this!” and, for the most part, we were right. There was an upswing as Arrow headed into the back half of the season.

Why is it like this? I don’t know. Arrow hits this wall around the 11-15 range almost every single season. There’s a lull and we run into a series of episodes we could seriously do without. 

I don’t think Arrow intends to write a crappy episode. I think they try very hard to make excellent TV every week. The problem is the 23 episode season, and maybe this is why I’m a big “smeh.” I fully expect a third crap, a third good, and a third excellent every season. Typically, that’s what I get. So, I toss this episode into my one third crap pile, grab another bag of chips and write the review.

Cause we gots to talk about why "Fighting Fire with Fire” was a whole lotta suck. We shall address the suck with a copious amounts of gifs, because I’m in. I’m not changing the channel. I’m too invested. You jump I jump Arrow

So, when eps like these come along, I just have to laugh, vent, and have some fun with it. But never fear! I do see rainbows on the horizon. There’s yummy chocolate in this box somewhere. 

Let’s dig in…

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So at least on my dash, nobody ever drags the xxTPs, so I'mma do it really fast bc y'all really piss me off from time to time.

Like would it kill you to NOT critique rules from time to time trying to find all the damn loopholes? Like pls can u not. LIKE SURPRISINGLY JUST BC SOMETHING DOESN’T MAKE SENSE TO YOU DOESN’T MEAN IT’S NOT SENSIBLE IN THE LONG RUN?? Like is it so hard to realize that if you take into account EVERY SINGLE tiny ass thing you guys pick out, nothing would ever get done???

Rules, laws, procedures, etc, they’re there to make things easier. And like?? Honestly fuck you, ExTPs? Stop blatantly doing the loophole thing that the rules don’t cover just because you can. Y'all are so damn full of acting like a dick while not coming up with PROPER SOLUTIONS. And you, IxTPs? Just stop. You may not outwardly defy the untold laws, but you still don’t come up with solutions like the shut in you are.

Keep to your own crap and leave laws alone.

hey its 413 heres a homestuck critical post

whatpumpkin make terrible business moves in general, feferi and nepeta were wasted characters with a lot of potential, the entirety of act 6 felt dragged out and like a waste of time, the alpha kids were unnessiscary to the plot (although they are good characters) everything couldve ended after cascade in 2011, the retcon was a cheap move that undermined all the development of the entire main living cast, vriska shouldve stayed dead, TEREZI DESERVES TO BE HAPPY, the entire second half of the plot felt like intentionally setting up complex questions only to answer them with “uuuuuh time shenanigans” because hussie set his sights too high, [s] act 7 was beautiful but ultimately nonsense, we still dont know what happened to aradia, sollux and davepetasprite, did we ever know what happened to fedorafreak, we never got explaninations of half the canon godtier titles outside of fan speculation, how did sburb happen in the first place, who created the troll universe, post retcon vriska seems to only be interested in keeping things similar to the pre-retcon timeline in terms of who survives purely so hussie didnt have to rewrite much, RETCON WAS LITERALLY POINTLESS BECAUSE VRISKA DID JACK SHIT, terezi shouldve saved all the trolls and not just the objectively worst one to save, where does caliborns masterpiece fit into the timeline, why was LE murdering horrorterrors in the first place, dave never bleated like a goat, why do trolls have boobs, you could skip about 4 years of homestuck and not miss a thing because the fucking retcon aaAAAAA…..aa