these are hella poor

Sooo are we not going to talk about Magnus crying in 2x15? Look at the tear streaks on his face, and the one dropping off his nose.

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`If Gandalf would go before us with a bright flame, he might melt a path for you,’ said Legolas. The storm had troubled him little, and he alone of the Company remained still light of heart.

`If Elves could fly over mountains, they might fetch the Sun to save us,’ answered Gandalf.

because this is the best moment of trilogy and because book!Legolas is hella awesome 

poor Tilion, sassy prince steal his woman

“It’s Lance. Voltron paladin, blah blah.. You’ve heard all this before. Things.. don’t look all that great for me." 

From one of my favorite Voltron fanfics by Remember_Me called What a Healing Pod Can’t Repair

i’ve seen lots of hcs where team voltron decides to replace lance with matt while scorlling through the langst tag, so out of pure pettiness here is my headcannon:

after season 2 they’re searching for shiro and end up in rebel territory
they surround their ship and all that jazz until one of the rebels recognizes them and tells the others to let them free
it’s the rebel leader!!!! matt!!!!!

(que emotional reunion between pidge and matt) (everyone is happy a good thing happened!!!) (rebels are glad to become allies with voltron!!!!)

so matt joins them on the castle as a guide through their territory (and just to hang out,man) and spends lots of time with all of them!!

he and pidge have a good time laughing over the fact that she tricked the government by cosplaying as him
he and keith know all the parts of a knife (pointy part and non pointy part) and they show off their collections
he and hunk love cooking and that sweet feeling of saying “i told you so”
he and lance make the best plans and exchange the Edgiest of memes
he, allura, and coran map out unknown parts of the universe and discuss other alteans that might be out there

soon he fills the void of the Experienced Leader and becomes a big part of the search for shiro
it’s like he was always with them!
they eventually ask him to become a temprary paladin of voltron

they try the whole switcharoo thingy, but the black lion chooses matt (to the great relief of keith) and keith and lance and grateful to stay with their lions

soon they do find shiro!! he’s glad to be back with the team and glad matt is back and glad the team didnt suffer without him but!!!

(((he’s feelin kinda left out)))

matt understands the team a lot more. he utilises all the paladins’ strengths and knows their weaknesses. he doesnt show favortism and knows how to encourage them to let them peform their very best
pidge is glad she doesnt have to go on every slightly technical mission, keith is glad he doesnt have so much responsibilty on his shoulders, hunk’s opinions and insticts are valued like they should, and lance is the number 1 person to go to for plans and he finally feels like he belongs to the team

guess what??? shiro’s the one thats been replaced

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Paper Omens (click through for better quality)

@introspectiveinquisitor’s version of Izuku in their fanfiction “DayMare” this poor baby has been through MAJOR shit and back but ugh he’s still cute and ugh my heart can’t handle
(He doesn’t have earrings but I see him getting like 6 or something on each side and all his classmate giving him a BUNCH of colorful earrings ((Even Kacchan but he doesn’t admit it but Izuku knows because they’re like little dangly colorful explosions plus some Almight ones)) and like ugh I love it)

Bf!Tom and Nicknames

Okay but I need this to happen irl!!!!!!

Tags: @iamnesta @stormyparker @feeling-straange (tell me if you wanna get tagged!)



  • He’d love calling you nicknames
  • Mostly because it shows everyone that he has a special impact in your life
  • Also, he wasn’t the type of boyfriend who called you the basic nicknames like baby or babe
  • Nope he loved the good old ones
  • Love or Darling fuck me up akcjdncsk
  • He’d be kind of creative with them as well
  • Let’s say you have an obsession with a certain book or series
  • Loverboy would find some accurate names who could describe you


  • He’d knew when to call you what nickname
  • So let’s say you come home after a long day from work/school
  • Everyone was being annoying (how relatable)
  • You basically wanted everyone to piss off
  • Which caused you to slam the door of your and Toms apartment
  • Tom would immediately recognize that something’s wrong
  • “Hey beautiful.”
  • “Hmm.”
  • He’d come up to you
  • Get your bag off your shoulders
  • Picked you up bridal style and dropped the both of you one the couch
  • “What the matter Darling?”
  • “Everyone was being annoying. I didn’t even do anything and they would just scream at me for stuff that I wasn’t even responsible for.”
  • He’d just pull you even closer to him
  • “It’s gonna be alright my love. Don’t let other people take away that beautiful smile of yours.”
  • Your heart would melt
  • Like literally you’d feel all warm and fuzzy inside


  • Or when you’re happy
  • He’d love seeing you happy
  • Let’s just say your out looking for some pumpkins (I FUCKING LOVE PUMPKINS AND HALLOWEEN BRING ON THAT SPOOKY SHIT)
  • You’d run around trying to find the perfect pumpkin
  • Meanwhile Tom was just waiting for you
  • Admiring that beautiful smile on your face
  • “Tom look! I think i found my pumpkin!!”
  • He’d just laugh at how adorable you are
  • So after some time you’d find a pumpkin for Tom as well and you made your way back home
  • It was time for PUMPKIN CARVING WOOOOOO
  • “Yours look so much better than mine,love!”
  • Awwwwjdjsj pouty!tom send help
  • “No it doesn’t!! That destroyed look makes your so much scarier!!”
  • “You always find a way of making me smile don’t ya pumpkin?”
  • You’d giggle at your new nickname
  • “Since why are you calling me pumpkin?”
  • “Since I saw how happy you are when you just see one and I want to see you happy all the time.”
  • “I love you.”
  • “I love you more pumpkin.”
  • Okay buT KISSING WHILE ITS GETTING DARK OUTSIDE, IN THE KITCHEN WITH SOME CUTE/SCARY PUMPKINS WHILE FRANK SINATRA IS PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND!!!
  • ^a fucking concept
  • It was like any other day when Tom came home after a long day
  • But something was different
  • Usually you would wait downstairs
  • But not today
  • Darling are you home?”
  • Nothing
  • “Love?”
  • He’d start to worry cause that’s so not typical you
  • And then he saw you
  • In your shared bedroom
  • Crying
  • His heart would immediately break into a billion pieces


  • Love, Hey, no don’t cry. What’s wrong?”
  • He’d drop next to you into bed, hugging you tightly
  • Darling could you please tell me what’s wrong?”
  • “T-they loved e-each other.”
  • He’d be hella confused poor Babyboy
  • “What? Who?”
  • “D-dean a-and Cindy.”
  • Blue valentine
  • One of your favorite movies
  • He then realized what was underneath all those tissues
  • Chocolate
  • Finally his brain would realize that you’re on your period


  • After cuddling for about an hour you’d be asleep
  • He got up and cleaned up a little bit
  • When he was finished with that he made you your favorite food
  • After some hours you woke up but Tom wasn’t there anymore
  • You were about to get up
  • But then that sweet boy would come into the room with your favorite food he just made, some tissues, more chocolate and even more movies
  • “Okay my love,I think we’re prepared let’s do this?”
  • “You don’t have to do this Tom I’ll be fine.”
  • He’d just smile before saying
  • “I know I don’t have to, but I want to!”


  • And that’s how you spend the night
  • Watching some movies, eating and using a lot of tissues
  • Btw he’d use more than you
  • But he wouldn’t be ashamed to show his feelings
  • Cause he can be himself around you awwwwwww
  • “Get some sleep beautiful, you look tired. I’ll be here when you wake up.”
  • Tom Holland loves to give you nicknames and he will never stop finding new ones

anonymous asked:

I feel like for the Yandere merformers can you just imagine a merformer going into a human form to seduce the reader and then they realize they don't know the readers language so they have to pretend to be mute until they learn it. If they're really smart they could do a little mermaid plot. They wash on land so their human crush takes them into the lake/beach/river house and keeps them until their better slowly developing feelings then the merformer takes them as their own. Transformers-4-life

You have somehow combined my love of fairy tales and my love of yandere into one glorious post and I love it!!!  :D :D :D

Monsta X Shopping At The Grocery Store

Masterlist

Hyunwoo (Shownu):

  • That person trying to use their algebra skills to see which cheese is the better buy
  • How many ounces per cent? Fuck it, just get the generic store brand
  • tried to dance along to his music and nearly ran over a lil kid
  • doesn’t do that anymore
  • helps everyone out when they cant reach the top shelf
  • now everyone thinks he works here
  • a one stop shop kind of buyer
  • gets eveRYTHING from the same store

Hoseok (Wonho):

  • ate a dumpling sample and bought 15 bags of frozen dumplings bc the sample lady was rlly nice and old
  • protein powder galORE
  • boppin along to the music playing in the store
  • avocados and bananas bc hes healthy
  • buys food that he knows everyone likes 
  • ends up spending more money on getting food for everyone else
  • doesnt mind tho
  • and actual angel i would die for shin hoseok

Minhyuk:

  • bought a whole bag of swiss rolls bc hyunwoo mentioned he likes swiss rolls
  • tries to use his cart as a stool to get the stuff on the higher shelves
  • ends up rolling through the store
  • got hella excited in the snack aisle
  • bought too many chips and gummies
  • walks out of the store real hype tho bc he got the food he likes and hyunwoo likes and thats all that matters

Kihyun:

  • has a lil list and booklet of coupons but he alWAYS LEAVES IT AT HOME
  • so now he just jogs around w his phone plastered to his ear talking to Minhyuk
  • “No minhyuk, im not buying a rambutan because you think its looks cool, you hatE RAMBUTANS”
  • sniffs all the body wash scents
  • makes lil songs w the names of the products
  • i dont know him
  • saw a stuffed plushie that looked like Sanche
  • it aint even his dog and hes hype asf

Hyungwon:

  • only came in bc he ran out of food
  • literally last minute
  • doesn’t know how to find the good buys so he just stands there (oh no baby what is u doin)
  • sits in the lil food court and stares @ the menu for a good hour
  • “sir,,, r u,,,,going to,,,order?”
  • “ya lol how much can I get for $50 and how quick will it go bad bc I don’t cook good and im just gonna buy it premade”

Jooheon:

  • that grown ass man riding his shopping cart by standing on it like a scooter
  • knocked over a pyramid of canned peas and just ran away
  • does aegyo @ the butcher to get cheap beef
  • v intimadated by all the soccer moms who seem to have it together
  • doesnt understand how the sales work
  • “im just trying to buy tomatoes whats the difference between plum tomatoes and roman tomatoes i donT UNDERSTAND”

Changkyun (I.M):

  • staring at the crabs and lobsters inside the tank
  • “hello my brethren”
  • gives them all names and screams every time it looks like someone wants to buy them
  • wanted to buy them to keep them safe but A). hes poor and B). Nugget the Third looks hella aggressive
  • buys 18 boxes of popsicles
  • thats it
  • just lives off of that
  • sits in his studio and eats popsicles all the time

A/N: lmao what level trash am i im two days behind on updates but i wrote this shit lol gr8 job, kinza, ur really going places in life also i have front row tix for monsta x in chicago so im happy im v happy there might be a lot of smut coming up