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Skinwalker Ranch

Skinwalker Ranch is a ranch located in Utah that is known for paranormal and extraterrestrial occurrences. Many people have reported strange events in the area, ranging from cryptids to unexplained lights in the sky. Some of the most unnerving encounters include:

  • An encounter with an unkillable wolf has been reported on the property, telling of a wolf that was completely unaffected after being shot five times at point blank range while attacking a calf. The wolf was unaffected, and simply walked away.
  • Other strange wolves have been spotted on the property, including one so large that it towered above a car being driven by one of the ranch’s occupants.
  • Sometimes in the night, the entire pasture would be lit up as though illuminated by powerful stadium lights. Bright shafts of light would also be seen beaming from the ground to the sky.
  • Unexplained noises occurred frequently, with sounds like heavy, earth-moving machinery being heard from underground, and mysterious voices being heard as they worked in the pasture, seemingly floating above them.
  • Crop circles and other anomalies like circular ice patterns and large holes in the ground would appear all over the ranch.
  • Cattle mutilations were incredibly common, resulting in the loss of 20% of the herd in only 20 months. One day, all four of the ranch’s bulls went missing, and after a search were discovered stuffed into a small trailer like sardines. The trailer was locked, and the locks were covered in cobwebs. No one could explain how the locks were untouched, or how four massive, aggressive bulls ended up crammed together in a small trailer.
  • UFOs of various shapes and colours were often spotted flying back and forth above the ranch. On one occasion, the owner of the ranch thought he saw an RV in the pasture, and, thinking it was lost tourists, went out to help. As he approached what he thought was an RV, it rose straight into the air and flew out of sight.

Skinwalker Ranch remains under investigation, and is fenced off and heavily guarded to this day.

If you like Friends but want a more updated version, you should watch Happy Endings:

Happy Endings is a beautiful show that was canceled too soon. But more importantly, it is so much like an updated version of Friends that one of the characters even calls them each by their friends equivalent at one point (while drugged after going to the dentist…obviously).

Your new Monica is Jane Kerkovich-Williams: a bisexual goddess control freak

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She is married to Brad, your new Chandler: 

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Jane’s sister, Alex, literally runs out on her own wedding in the pilot. Also in the fashion world (owns her own shop).

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Then there’s Penny, who is the wacky single girl friend (definitely a less dramatic backstory than Phoebe… )

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Waiting for new Joey? Look no further than Max, the gay/jewish player.

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Thinking, “Hey, I could do without a Ross”? Well, don’t worry. Dave is definitely sometimes a jerk but in no way as creeptastic as Mr. Friendzone Divorce Guy. Also, he’s the chef of the group, you know, some things have to change. 

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Go, watch, be happy. All episodes are on hulu, last I checked. This is an easy show to plow through and definitely worth it. 

thatoneawkwardfemale  asked:

I'd like to know about skin walkers and why they freak you out

One of the things that really just gets to me is the idea of something being present without your consent or explicit knowledge; something that is clever and knows what it’s doing and absolutely has dangerous intentions. Another thing that really gets me is what I can only describe as “human, but to the left”; something that looks human, is definitely at least humanoid, but there are certain things that are so catastrophically off that just looking at it releases this unholy terror that can only come from looking at the truly unknown. Skinwalkers have both of those elements.

They are capable of shapeshifting, so they can infiltrate groups and be right there in a place you think is safe. They can even imitate the appearances of people you know, who will then act incredibly strangely. Imagine you’re camping out in the middle of nowhere and your friend goes off to get more firewood, and when they come back, they’re speaking in a guttural voice, they seem to be copying you and merely “acting” like they’re human; they’re walking around like a puppet being pulled on a string, they look like your friend but they are most definitely not. Or imagine, like in that story @doubleshuck posted a few days ago, that you’re out in the wilderness and you hear something calling for help, and it’s your voice. I cannot even describe how much that kind of thing freaks me out.

Things that are so inherently wrong, things that are devious and do these things to lure people to them, things that imitate and infiltrate and are therefore impossible to fight against… I cannot think of anything scarier than a skinwalker.

Emily Fields: the rundown

Season 1: 

Emily is characterized as a young talented athlete with a promising future in swimming all the while questioning her sexuality who turned into a confident strong woman who sometimes faces slumps but bounces back and trusts her heart. Always the loyal one. In this season we see her begin to question followed by confirming her sexuality and being more confident in it. I’ll always be an Emaya fan, got to respect a first love with so much chemistry. Although I did feel in the beginning that Maya sort of pressured her into coming out at certain points, I feel like when that moment came it was great. I’m glad she told her dad first, I love how she always had the daddy’s little girl dynamic. Even though Pam is my favorite PLL mom, I was irked when she didn’t initially accept her daughter but I was like yaaaas when she stood up for her against Paige’s dad. Which brings me to Paige in the first Paily encounter. I’ve disliked Paige from the beginning I can’t like someone who attempts to drown someone I like so much. Emily I’ll chalk that little fling to being young and naive. Worst season for Emily fashion wise but character wise, fantastic.

Season 2:

Emily decided to give Samara a chance which I think would have been a good relationship had it not been for A ruining things prematurely. ANYWHO, how creeptastic was the fashion show. Other than that, A really worked hard to not only keep her in Rosewood, but ruin her future as well. I’ve said from the beginning that Emily and Hanna get physically hurt worse, hate it or love it its my opinion and thats how I feel(Ali excluded, only speaking of the core four). Once Emily got the all clear from her mother to stay in Rosewood, A decides to replace her muscle rub with HGH leading to an ulcer. That was wild. Bravo for Maya coming back, I think they would still be together had she not got killed. I’m glad that at the end of the day they knew how they felt about each other, regardless of the tragedy that would soon follow, more cool dad points for Wayne Fields for helping her search when Maya went missing. Again I hate that at a point in this season the parents took Dr. Sullivan’s crap advice and made them split up for a short time but all the girls played up a great set up to catch A. Granted, once again, Emily was physically harmed. Then the whole almost died due to being locked in the barn thing, if it wasn’t for Ali she would’ve been done-zo at 16. Mona was def off her rocker at that point.

Season 3:

The summer they spent apart doing their own thing seemed to work the least in her favor, due to her not knowing how to grieve properly. I find it odd that the new A came for her first by the whole drugging and placing her at Ali’s grave. This is the season where Paily officially kicked off and although I’m not a fan, they had their share of good moments. When Nate came to town I knew something was fishy. I still to this day don’t know why Maya’s family didn’t give her information about funeral arrangements etc considering they were together but I digress. I wasn’t entirely surprised when he came unhinged and almost killed her but damn “the lady killer” episode was one of my favorite summer finales.

Season 4:

Only thing that really happened to her individually was her taking her mom’s pills and ‘’someone’’ calling social services. Emision had a nice little reunion though. Mama Fields struggled by almost getting ran over in her own living room, it broke my heart watching her break down in the hotel.

Season 5:

I knew she’d be too quick to welcome Alison back and then she was lashing out at everyone else who thought otherwise. Then Ali started disappointing her and then she started accusing her of being A. I feel like most of this season everything she did was Ali related. Paige punked out and left. Then when Ali was found innocent via the liars, she felt like she owed her an apology. I think Ali could chop her arm off and shed still forgive her. 

Season 6:

Once out of the dollhouse, she fell right back into the whole dating anyone who walks past her by starting something with Sara Harvey, even though she was a complete stranger that you invite to live with you. I think she should’ve focused less on helping her and more on helping the other girls then she wouldn’t have felt so blindsided by Cece revealing that Sara was red coat(she deserved to be hit btw). Five years forward she comes out the least successful with practically nothing going for herself and the worst of it all is that Wayne Fields is dead. Out of all the PLL dad and they kill Emily’s dad, not Hanna’s piece of shit dad who doesn’t support her or Byron who cheats but somehow manages to divorce and get his wife back or Peter who has secret kids, they kill WAYNE. damn them. I wasn’t going to touch on the whole eggs thing because I knew AD would find a way to f that up. If my eggs were destroyed I’d have plenty more things to say.

Season 7:

I dont hate the whole Sabrina thing and if Emison wasn’t endgame I’d want them to work it out. I don’t know why she feels so compelled to let Paige know everything but whatevs. Although it’s kind of rude of me to say but I’m glad she hit Noel when he was coming at her and Hanna, even though he ended up falling and getting his head chopped off. Emily is once again there for Ali, and regardless of if the baby is Emily’s, I have the sneaking suspicion that she’s going to help her raise the baby.


Fave moments so far:

Her coming out

Emaya

“You don’t have a monopoly on pain, Spencer”

“So Meredith is our alibi? see you in jail”

Emison

When she found out about her dad’s heart condition after he saved her at the school.

Her showdown with Sydney

Season 4 when her highlights were poppin’

What I want for her in the final 10 episodes:

Her to finally be happy with one person as opposed to bouncing from girl to girl,  how emission evolves, the aftermath of AD and the liars friendship afterwards.

A lot of people know about hauntings, specifically the hauntings of buildings, but not a lot of people know how much effort it takes for the spirit to do the haunting. You can tell how strong a spirit is by the type of haunting you’re experiencing, and I receive a lot of asks from people worried about potential paranormal activity in their house. A lot of the time, it turns out to be a very low-level haunting. 

I spent five years living in an undeniably haunted house, and I’ve put together a sort of checklist for hauntings, from the most commonly reported phenomena, to the rarest. Each one takes more energy on the spirit’s behalf than the last, so you can tell what kind of haunting you’re dealing with. If you’re at the low end of the scale, you probably don’t have anything to worry about. If you’re at the higher end, things are probably going to get a bit wild.

  1. Strange atmospheres: The earliest sign of a haunting is the constant feeling of not being alone, or being watched. This requires barely any energy from the spirit, so it’s usually the first thing people notice.
  2. Cold spots: These are commonly associated with spirits, and can stay in one spot or can move around the house. If a cold spot can’t be explained, it’s likely one of the first clues you have a visitor.
  3. Muffled sounds that sound vaguely like speech: You can never quite work out what’s being said, but it sounds like the underlying hum of people talking through walls or floorboard. When you go into the room you think it’s coming from, the sounds will stop, and there will be no way to explain what caused them.

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I blocked someone today whose replies I must continually hide because they’re always about my cleavage in a selfie that has nothing to do with my cleavage. Jesus, google some p0rn or something. Is it really more exciting to just comment on my face? People are fucking weird. Sometimes I will actually post my cleavage for comment. Hold onto your dumb comments for that moment. Also I honestly don’t know why I ever waited so long to block that guy. He even has a creeptastic avi.

anonymous asked:

I bet after Itachi died and arrived in the Promised Land Shisui gives him a present in the form of a punch in the face for his Major Fuck Up 😏

The Shisui thing has always pissed me off so much, because oh my god, he tore out his eye so Itachi could use it on the Uchiha and then Itachi just. Didn’t?? Shisui definitely wasn’t thinking straight after getting his other eye stolen and didn’t come out and say it, but Itachi was supposed to be a genius and maybe should have figured out what he was supposed to do with this eye that just happened to contain the most creeptastic manifestation of the Sharingan. Instead he just put it in a crow that he later stuffed down Naruto’s throat how is this logic. HOW. 

anonymous asked:

Mulder is totally bisexual

“Did you see him eyeing that reporter? He was totally checking him out!”

“Langly, get your head out of your ass. The only person Mulder ever eyes these days is the delectable Agent Scully.” Leaning back in his chair, Frohike reaches behind him, pulls a photo off the cork board, and slides it across the table. “He’s Scullysexual.”

Langly rolls his eyes and glances at the photo. It’s Mulder and Scully on the couch in the back room, her head on his shoulder asleep. A casefile sits open in Mulder’s hands, but his eyes are on her face.

“Your voyeurism via camera lens is truly creeptastic,“ Langly says and pushes the photo back across the table.

“Doesn’t change my point.”

“Whatever I stand by my original statement. The Mul-dude is bisexual.”

“Scullysexual.”

“Bisexual.”

“Scully-”

Dropping a box between them, Byers interrupts the argument.

“Would you two knock it off? We have work to do.”

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So the other day there were so many little glitches in the matrix that I’m convinced I’ve jumped to another universe that’s almost the same as this one but isn’t.

So far, the following has been observed:

  • The butterflies I have stuck all over my wall in my room don’t look like they were always in that order, and there seems to be way more white ones
  • The Let It Go/Let Her Go mashup I listen to has a different piano structure and is sung slightly lower than I remember it
  • The touchpad on my laptop is no longer slightly loose at the side
  • Johannes found a story on their laptop that’s my characters and undeniably my writing style, that I don’t remember writing and sending them, and they don’t remember reading

Not gonna lie, it’s a little bit strange.

anonymous asked:

(For the flirting meme ayyy) I look into your eyes and the sky's the limit, I'm so helpless. I'll never forget the first time I saw your face, I have never been the same. Such beautiful eyes in a petite frame and suddenly I forgot my name as I was lost in your beauty. I'll always fantasize about you, my darling.

This is………….creeptastic……….