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Book Ron vs. Movie Ron

In the books, the trio fits together and each of them fills a distinct role.

The movies basically ended up taking all of the good parts of Ron’s character and applying them to Hermione. So Hermione becomes perfect and all that Harry really needs, and Ron is just extraneous.

I could write a whole post about why airbrushing Hermione’s flaws is a problem, but I’ll try to keep this about Ron since I think he suffers the most.

Book Ron is a valuable member of the team. Movie Ron is comic relief and dead weight.

Here are some examples of what I mean:

Devil’s Snare

BOOK RON:

“Stop moving!” Hermione ordered them. “I know what this is — it’s Devil’s Snare!”

“Oh, I’m so glad we know what it’s called, that’s a great help,” snarled Ron, leaning back, trying to stop the plant from curling around his neck.

“Shut up, I’m trying to remember how to kill it!” said Hermione.

“Well, hurry up, I can’t breathe!” Harry gasped, wrestling with it as it curled around his chest.

“Devil’s Snare, Devil’s Snare… what did Professor Sprout say? — it likes the dark and the damp.”

“So light a fire!” Harry choked.

“Yes — of course — but there’s no wood!” Hermione cried, wringing her hands.

“HAVE YOU GONE MAD?” Ron bellowed. “ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT?”*

“Oh, right!” said Hermione, and she whipped out her wand, waved it, muttered something, and sent a jet of the same bluebell flames she had used on Snape at the plant. In a matter of seconds, the two boys felt it loosening its grip as it cringed away from the light and warmth. Wriggling and flailing, it unraveled itself from their bodies, and they were able to pull free.

“Lucky you pay attention in Herbology, Hermione,” said Harry as he joined her by the wall, wiping sweat off his face.

“Yeah,” said Ron, “and lucky Harry doesn’t lose his head in a crisis — ‘there’s no wood,’ honestly.”

MOVIE RON:

[Hermione tells them to relax, Harry does. He and Hermione fall through. Ron continues to panic and shout for help from above]

HERMIONE: [to Harry] I remember reading something in Herbology.

RON: [still trapped] Help!

HERMIONE: Umm…

RON: Help!

HERMIONE: ‘Devil’s Snare, Devil’s Snare, it’s deadly fun; but will sulk in the sun.’ That’s it! Devil’s Snare hates sunlight! Lumus solem!

RON: Aaahh! [Ron falls through]

HARRY: Ron, are you okay?

RON: Yeah.

HARRY: OK.

RON: Whew! Lucky we didn’t panic!

HARRY: [sternly] Lucky Hermione pays attention in Herbology.

So in the book, Hermione wrings her hands in a sudden panic and Ron reminds her to light one of her bluebell flames. Both Harry and Ron fall through at the same time. In the movie, Ron panics and is essentially deadweight while a calm Hermione solves the problem. And then Ron pats himself on the back for not panicking (comic relief for the viewers), and Harry coolly defends Hermione.

Snape calls Hermione a know-it-all

BOOK RON:

“That is the second time you have spoken out of turn, Miss Granger,” said Snape coolly. “Five more points from Gryffindor for being an insufferable know-it-all.”

Hermione went very red, put down her hand, and stared at the floor with her eyes full of tears. It was a mark of how much the class loathed Snape that they were all glaring at him, because every one of them had called Hermione a know-it-all at least once, and Ron, who told Hermione she was a know-it-all at least twice a week, said loudly, “You asked us a question and she knows the answer! Why ask if you don’t want to be told?”

The class knew instantly he’d gone too far. Snape advanced on Ron slowly, and the room held its breath.

“Detention, Weasley,” Snape said silkily, his face very close to Ron’s. “And if I ever hear you criticize the way I teach a class again, you will be very sorry indeed.

MOVIE RON:

SNAPE: Thank you, Mr. Malfoy. That is the second time you have spoken out of turn, Miss Granger. Are you incapable of restraining yourself, or do you take pride in being an insufferable know-it-all? [Hermione looks hurt]

RON: He’s got a point, you know.

SNAPE: Five points from Gryffindor! As an antidote to your ignorance, and on my desk by Monday morning, two rolls of parchment on the werewolf, with particular emphasis on recognizing it.

Ron shouts at Snape and gets himself landed in detention on Hermione’s behalf, whereas in the books he just twists the knife.

The trio meet Sirius Black in the Shrieking Shack

BOOK RON:

Without knowing what he was doing, [Harry] started forward, but there was a sudden movement on either side of him and two pairs of hands grabbed him and held him back…"No, Harry!” Hermione gasped in a petrified whisper; Ron, however, spoke to Black.

“If you want to kill Harry, you’ll have to kill us too!” he said fiercely, though the effort of standing upright was draining him of still more color, and he swayed slightly as he spoke.

“Lie down,” [Sirius] said quietly to Ron. “You will damage that leg even more.”

“Did you hear me?” Ron said weakly, though he was clinging painfully to Harry to stay upright. “You’ll have to kill all three of us!”

[Sirius says there will be only one murder, Harry asks Sirius if he’s gone soft]

“Harry!” Hermione whimpered. “Be quiet!”

MOVIE RON:

HARRY: Ron!

[Ron snivels incoherently on the bed, nursing his leg]

HERMIONE: Ron! You okay?

HARRY: The dog- where’s is it?

RON: Harry! It’s a trap! He’s the dog. He’s an Animagus…

HERMIONE: If you want to kill Harry, you’ll have to kill us, too!

In the books, Ron is right by Hermione holding Harry back, and while Hermione addresses Harry in a “petrified whisper” and tells him to be quiet, while Ron is the one to address Black directly and say that Black will have to kill them to get to Harry. Despite the fact that he’s barely upright. In the movie, Hermione looks like the brave heroine, sacrificing herself for her friend while Ron moans about his broken leg.

The movies omitted the part where Harry physically attacked Sirius and Sirius defended himself by grabbing Harry by the throat, but in that scene Hermione reacts by kicking Sirius hard enough to loosen his grip on Harry and Ron literally “throws himself on Sirius’s wand hand” in order to knock it out of Sirius’s hand. That’s a far cry from whimpering in the background while Hermione and Harry confront Sirius.

Other examples:

  • In CoS, when they “follow the spiders,” Ron resigns himself to following them. When they get deep into the forest and Harry asks if Ron thinks they should keep going, Ron says “we’ve come this far.” When they do encounter the spiders, Ron holds his own despite being terrified. He literally picks up a full-size boarhound and throws him in the backseat before throwing himself in the drivers’ seat. When they reach Hagrid’s, Ron sits in the car for a full minute and then vomits in Hagrid’s garden. It’s not that Book Ron wasn’t terrified out of his mind, it’s just that he was keeping his fear at bay in order to help Harry (and Hermione). Whereas Movie Ron just whines, cries, begs Harry to go back, and is completely useless in that entire scene.
  • In GoF, when Book Hermione reads Rita’s article about her and Krum. Book Ron is actively concerned for Hermione, saying that Rita is making her out to look like a “scarlet woman.” Movie Ron is barely paying attention as Hermione reads the article aloud.
  • In CoS, when Draco calls Hermione a mudblood. In the books, Ron Both jumps to her defense, but Book Hermione doesn’t even know what the word even means. Ron is the one to explain it to her. Movie Ron jumps to her defense, but in this case, Hermione already knows and explains it to Harry while Ron vomits in the background. Lots of other wizarding world exposition goes to Ron in the books and Hermione in the movies, for example, the discussion of Harry being a Parselmouth later in that same book.
  • In GoF, Ron acts like a spoiled brat to Harry and it’s never explained why. Whereas in the books, he acts like a sulky brat and Hermione explains why.
  • In OotP, Movie Ron makes a comment about going easy on Hermione during a DA practice. and then when she stuns him first, he tries to play it off like he was just going easy on her. Book Ron repeatedly praises Hermione and makes it clear that he thinks she’s better at magic. It’s easy to imagine Book Ron joking about something like that or teasing Hermione, but Movie Ron is completely serious and viewers get to laugh at his conceit.
  • In DH, Ron is freaking the hell out when Hermione’s being tortured, he’s shouting her name and banging on the walls. Movie Ron is much less concerned and emotional.
  • Important conversations that take place with only Hermione and Harry rather than Hermione, Harry, and Ron. the biggest example of this is the scene at the end of HBP where Hermione and Harry are talking about the future while Ron sits on the steps behind them.
  • Ron’s decisions/ideas or decisions that were made as a group turn into Harry (or Hermione)’s decision/idea. Individually they’re just tweaks to the dialogue and seem unimportant, but they kind of add up. Movie Harry will tell Movie Ron to do something that Ron volunteered to do in the books.
  • A lot of little moments where Ron defends Harry or helps him are omitted. It’s not that I expect every book moment to be there, but there are so many smaller moments where Ron tells Malfoy to shove off, defending him from Snape, or even telling Hermione to lay off Harry.

Ron is still comic relief, but he’s the butt of the joke rather than the source. The movies omit a lot of humor, probably because it kind of screws up the tone, but the filmmakers tend to either use Ron as the butt of a joke or have another character (like Hermione) to say/do something that will lighten the moment.

Seriously? WTF, filmmakers.

A Little Party Never Killed Nobody: Liam Dunbar x Reader (Teen Wolf)

Request from Liz: Hi! I was wondering if you could do a liam dunbar imagine from teen wolf? I didn’t see on the rules if you do names but mines liz but you can also do the Y/N if needed. For the theme I was thinking a beach day? Thank you so much!

A/N: EEEEEEEKKK!!!! *insert pterodactyl noise here* okay. I APOLOGIZE THIS HAS BEEN SITTING IN OUR INBOX FOR SOME TIME…. OOPS. So I basically wrote the story and there are two versions, one of them I have already sent to you, Liz, so I hope you enjoy and it is what you would like it to be.  Liam is bae and I’m crying cuz his little existence is so perfect lol! THIS IS A QUEUED POST. IT WAS WRITTEN ON MAY 25TH 2015. please don’t kill me for not being on a lot these days… :D

~Sara =]
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You ran a hand through your hair as stress washed over you in a wave. Finals were just around the corner as well as your exams and final culminating projects. You had never been under this type of pressure before, as you were still a freshman. Books had been piled all around you as you bounced from subject to subject, trying to cram information into your head, and it wasn’t really working out in your favour. Head in your hands you were ready to give up, to give in to the procrastination. But you tried to persist, and frankly it was harder than you thought. A faint knock came from your door and you looked up quickly. Any distraction was welcome just about now. The door opened slowly and standing on the other side was your crush, Liam. From what you heard from Kira and Malia, he fell pretty hard for you too. His dirty blonde almost brown hair was sticking up in unusual ways, as it he had run his hands through it too many times. His piercing blue eyes were somewhat softer than normal today, as if he just wanted to have life chats instead of ripping someone’s head off.
“Hey, Y/N.” he said hesitantly. Non-aggressive talks weren’t really his thing, but hey, at least he was trying.
“Hey Liam. What’s up?” You ask as he inches closer to your bed, where you had spread everything out.
“Well, I kinda wanted to ask… Um, well– here’s the thing,” he started, running his hand through his hair making it stick up even more. Your phone buzzed, with a new notification. You got up from your little circle and walked halfway across the room to get it.  
“Hold on a sec, Liam.” you said as you check the notification. It was from Stiles. The pack was heading to the beach and he wanted to know if Liam had asked you yet.  You decided to give Liam the satisfaction of asking before you told him Stiles had spoiled it.  "You were saying?“ You turn back to Liam as he looks up at you startled, not expecting you to be finished so soon.
“Umm…. Well, so they had this idea. And they wanted to know if you’d wanna come with?”
“Sure, where to?” you ask, masking the smile that was trying to show itself.
“The…. the um– the beach?”
“Is this a date, Dunbar?” you ask quizzically, ask you slowly make your way over to him, trying to act confident. You loved how nervous he was about the entire situation. It made you giddy.
“I guess it is then,” he says as soon as the two of you are inches apart.
“Let’s go, then.” You say as you grab his hand and lead him out your bedroom door, stopping in the hallway. “I need my bathing suit. You, stay.” you say and Liam nods obediently, as you giggle. You walk back into the room to get changed looking at your textbooks and papers that were strewn everywhere. You had finally gotten your distraction.
“Uhh…. Y/N?” Liam called from behind the other side of the door.
“Yeah, Liam?”
“They’re in the driveway.” That was your cue to hurry up, you grabbed a loose fitting shirt, shorts and your flip-flops, as well as a towel, a nice book and shoved everything that your weren’t wearing in a bag, running out to meet Liam.  
“Wait!” You squeak and run back to get your phone. You were back within moments. “Alright, ready.” you grab his hand and run downstairs. You emerge from your house, as you slightly cringe from the daylight, letting your eyes adjust. Parked in your driveway was Lydia’s car and Stiles’ jeep. You took a couple steps towards Stiles’ jeep, but Liam stopped you.
“There’s only room for one more person in each car.” How that ended up working out, you don’t know. But you ran into Lydia’s car almost immediately, knowing that they wanted all the juicy gossip. Plus, you had some unresolved life chats with Lydia and Kira.  You took a seat in the back of Lydia’s car, three heads turned sharply to meet your presence. Lydia look at you through the rear view mirror, Kira and Malia turning their head to you in anticipation.
“Status?” Lydia asked, no hint of excitement in her voice.  Kira looked at you expectantly, and Malia, who had only begin to understand love interests was starting to take to liking the gossip shared between you girls.
“Officially taken by Mr. Liam Dunbar!” you squeal in excitement after a long pause. Fastening your seatbelt, all three girls shared your excitement. Lydia cranked up the music on the radio of her car and the four of you partied the entire ride towards the beach. Frankly you were ecstatic that you and Liam had finally gotten together as it had been a few very intense months between the two of you. And you were pretty sure that Scott, Stiles, Lydia and Kira had put money on it, so there was bound to be money exchanging hands sometime soon. Kira asked you questions about you and Liam the entire ride there, occasionally pausing to explain some things to Malia, as she still didn’t fully understand the concept of first dates –seeing that her first was with Stiles after he chained her up for the Full Moon.  Lydia pulled into a parking lot just behind Stiles’ jeep.

The most of the day went by in a blur. There were many things that happened and you just couldn’t bare to remember them all. Stiles, Scott, Isaac and Malia playing beach volleyball, which Malia basically dominated at. Lydia almost burned in the sun as she was WAY too caught up in a fashion magazine which was typical. You and Kira went swimming with Scott and Liam, also getting piggybacks from the boys as they tried to get out of the water, the struggle becoming very real for the boys within 0.04 seconds of standing up in the water. But the one thing that you would never forget is when it happened. That moment that you were waiting for since 7th grade. It has only been about two years since you started liking Liam and only about 6 months that you’ve known that he’s liked you back, but it felt like forever. You have been really good friends for basically ever, but the fact that you could be something more intrigued you, and made you feel warm inside. As soon as Liam ran out of the water with you on his back, Scott and Kira about a metre and a half behind you, Liam declared that you two had won that race. You fell off of his back, your feet touching the sand as he guided you to face him. Your eyes met, and just for a second your heart stopped, faces barely inches apart. His eyes stared at you in amazement, and you looked at him with hope- as you expected for this to now become your future.
“Can I kiss you, Y/N?” He asks you and you nod almost immediately. His lips gently caressing yours as you carefully entangled your hands in his hair, his hands holding your waist. He pulled away only after a moment. “I really like you.”
“I really like you too, Liam.” you say after you giggle, pulling his soft face back in for another kiss.