these ads are the worst lmao

sometimes nick and judy go out at night and judy ends up being overserved cause even a little bun has its limits #drunkjudy

catchthespade  asked:

your drunk bidders post got me laffin lmaooo though it made me wonder: from best to worst, how would you rank the bidders(+mc) in terms of how good they are at fighting?

Thank you lmao :’) and yES this is the shit I live for!!

@maidofstars you should see this too lmao

MC: ???/10 DO NOT ATTEMPT

  • Holy shit dude
  • She’s hung out with the Bidders long enough to learn techniques from each of them
  • Her pent-up rage from dealing with these dumbasses is just adding fuel to the fire tbh
  • Don’t let her size fool you; MC can put anyone in a headlock
  • She’s fast, so she can dodge attacks and recover really quickly
  • Could probably knock anyone tf out in like 2 seconds

Soryu: 10/10 Get Rekt

  • There’s a reason why Soryu is a mobster
  • Aside from experience with weapons, he can fist fight really well and is professionally trained in martial arts
  • He can kick so high what the f u c k
  • He’s able to predict what his enemy will do next and counterattack
  • Soryu is hella strong, so he could wrestle someone to the ground before they even knew what was happening
  • He’s able to stay calm and focused in any fight, which scares the shit out of his enemies 

Hikaru: 8.5/10 Killin’ Machine

  • Probably knows 100 different ways to kill someone with his bare hands
  • More used to using weapons, but don’t sleep on his hand-to-hand combat skills
  • S O   M U C H   E N E R G Y
  • Hikaru is used to long, drawn-out fights so he knows how to pace himself
  • He may have a baby face, but he’s scary af when provoked
  • Can dodge attacks really, really well. Rarely ever gets hurt in a fight

Mamoru: 8/10 Don’t Poke the Bear

  • He can be super intimidating when he needs to be
  • Trained in martial arts and firearms, and is used to taking down rowdy criminals 
  • Probably the best improviser out of all the Bidders; can turn almost anything into a weapon
  • Suprisingly fast and strong. It’s like flipping a switch on inside Mamoru 
  • Can easily think like the enemy and predict what they’ll do next

Luke: 7/10 Weirdly Nimble

  • Probably most surprising of all, this walking zombie can focus and be quick on his feet during a fight
  • Since he has such long limbs, he can grab his enemies and trip them easily
  • Catch these surgeon hands 
  • Just wants the fight to be over tbh, so he’ll try to subdue his enemies more than anything
  • Can get really fierce when someone he cares about or an innocent person is being targeted 

Shuichi 6.5/10 Learned From the Best

  • You bet this man was taught how to fight from his assassian best friend
  • (Politicians are often in danger, you know)
  • Knows how to throw a few swings if necessary 
  • Can take down an enemy surprisingly quickly
  • Is really out of practice, though
  • His calm personality makes him really calculated and focused during an altercation 

Baba 5/10 Lover, Not a Fighter

  • He can hold his own in a fight for a while, but he’s not used to being involved in physical attacks
  • More focused on ending the conflict vs. duking it out
  • Baba’s fast from constantly running in his line of work
  • Not the face, man
  • Really prefers to talk things out

Eisuke: 3/10 What a Baby

  • He has no reason to fight anyone, so he has very little experience with it
  • Probably worried that he’ll break a nail or something
  • Could maybe get like, one punch in
  • Bitch hands 
  • Would likely end up hurting himself if he tried to get into a fight tbh

Ota: 2/10 Why 

  • You think these hands have ever dealt with anything but paint?
  • Ota is too worried that he’ll mess up his face 
  • 110% would rather run from a fight than try to hold his own
  • Tries to act tough, but would probably cry if someone threatened him
  • ??? how do I make a fist ???

Rhion 0/10 How Dare You?

  • Do not touch my small son
  • Why would someone fight him? Why is he in danger? Why
  • Would try to hug it out
  • In tears at the mere idea of someone wanting to fight him
  • What did he do wrong???
  • L E A V E   H I M   A L O N E

2016

Person 1: 2016 is the worst year ever

Person 2: I think 1665 was worse, when there was a massive plague that killed millions of people

1665

Person 1: 1665 is the most horrible year ever

Person 2: I beg to differ, 33 AD was worse, Jesus our Lord and Saviour came to an awful end causing distress and doubt in so many people who feared their lived thereafter 

33 AD

Person 1: This is the worst time to be alive

Person 2: Actually, I think that-

Person 1: Fuck off Abdul, I don’t have time for your shit

Okay.

illustration © attack on titan: lost girls by seko hiroshi

a very merry late christmas to attackthekilljoy! ta-dah, i’m your secret santa. i wasn’t sure what you wanted, so i hope this graphic isn’t too disappointing. i hope you had a great holiday!

Here is it, the worst phone ad I have ever seen. To start, this is the best quality it comes it. And then there is the styling. Not only do ALL of the colors clash, but also like, Sulli’s wig?? I’m not going to pick that apart too much because I don’t think I need to if you just look at it lmao. The thing that really gets me though is how serious most of them look despite the styling. Krystal looks dead inside and Vicoria looks like she’s trying to seduce you with the phone.

This is just a hot mess f(x) didn’t deserve this

simcitiess  asked:

HOW do you throw such great weddings? i can barely get guests to actually walk onto a lot let alone actually look at the wedding or dance/talk to other guests. its so infuriating lmao

I didn’t throw a wedding party. I just added everyone I wanted to be there to the family and they all just dance and talk to each other autonomously. 

I also have a problem where if I’m throwing a party, no one does anything fun. Seriously, sim parties seem like the worst. 

conceptualarchitect  asked:

You want to know what the worst imaginable fetch modus is? Pop-Up Modus. Just imagine the pop-up (ads) asking you if you want to captchalogue or deploy items at random from time to time...

LMAO totally

what if, if you click “no”, sometimes it gives you a virus and makes you drop something you’ve already captchalogued so it can make room for the new thing

some pop-ups do this OVER AND OVER until you click yes

timid-android  asked:

Oh goodness I love your art so much. Like you're one of idols and you inspire me so much. I had to switch accounts at one point and I added you almost immediately. Just thank you so much for just existing and doing something you love and inspiring others. You're super great and I'm sure many others will thoroughly agree with me (σˋ▽ˊ)σ 💛✨

Aughh!! This message is!!! So nice!!!!!!!!! Frickin heck dude, this is like one of the sweetest things anyone’s ever messaged me jfc. You make me glad to be here

anonymous asked:

Honestly exclusionistcringe is the worst type of discourse blog. They know that they don't have any actual ideas or thoughts so they just don't say shit and silently reblog posts without adding anything. It's so obvious that they want to participate. They don't have any of their own ideas and are too much of a coward to add on to people's posts and they know it

exactly lmao. i’m not too happy about inclusionistcringe either if i’m being honest but at least i’ve seen them actually argue their points and take down posts when ops ask them to

zerozerostuff  asked:

Todoroki!

thanks!

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life

hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang | im adding a new option called: this kid is like 16 and im 20 so im not answering this one lmao

hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff

best quality: he’s a very loyal person, with a good set of morals that he definitely sticks to. and also, just physically, his quirk is super versatile and would be good for both rescue and fighting! :o 
worst quality: he’s stubborn as hell. he’s so stubborn oh my gosh. and most of the time you wouldnt even notice bc he’s so quiet, but once he’s decided on something, he sticks to it. and usually ths is good, but other times its bad. like how he refused to use his fire side, or how he still likes to work alone.
ship them with: izuku ;o; 
brotp them with: momo for sure! and also iida! 
needs to stay away from: endeavor. tho tbh, more like endeavor needs to stay away from him. i hate endeavor he doesnt deserve shouto or any of the rest of his good family
misc. thoughts: i love how he’s quiet and aloof and kinda cold in the beginning but then u learn that its just bc he’s awkward and like, traumatized, and thus doesnt know how to make friends really. he’s had some really great development and has become one of my favorite bnha characters and im really proud of him! i also cant wait for the day that shouto and his mom and fuyumi all gang up on endeavor and beat him up for the abuse he’s put them through 

anonymous asked:

Have you ever tried looking at transits around the date you and your boyfriend met on Twitter? I wonder if either or both of your MCs or were activated at the time 😍 I notice there are always charts during celebrities' wedding dates, but I'm more curious on what their charts must've been like the first time they met

Ooooooo! We technically followed each other during July 2013 I believe, and we @’d each other for very brief discussions, but I didn’t actually begin talking to him daily until October 2013 when I indirectly called him out for sending me too many Snapchats (he added me on Snapchat a couple of months prior, but I literally am the worst at Snapchat and I never checked my snaps for some reason lmao). I wish I could remember the exact date! BUT I’M PRETTY SURE THERE MUST HAVE BEEN SOME COOL TRANSITS GOING ON LOL

sylvestrium  asked:

so, saying that schoolgirls should have to follow (an ultimately very liberal) dress code is the worst thing ever, but pointing out the misogynistic nature of niqabs is bad too? lmao, its amazing how muslims can basically get away with anything in the eyes of liberals

Regardless of what you think of Niqabs, its absurd to ban them. Why should the government be interfering in the private lives of its citizens?

In what way are Niqab’s personally harming you? I see zero effect of them on me, and you’re not going to be at the citizenship ceremony anyways?

Adding onto that, why are people so concerned that muslim women are choosing to wear Niqab’s? Some people estimate there are only 50 women in Quebec that even wear it, and only 2 have been denied citizenship because of it?

You should also listen to the women who wear the Niqab. They are not saying that they’re oppressed:

For me, niqab is a feminist statement.

Zunera Ishaq on why she fought to wear a niqab during citizenship ceremony: ‘A personal attack on me and Muslim women’

ACTUAL ENDING OF CHAPTER 12

Guys, I’m a flighty ditz who literally managed to post a chapter WITHOUT THE ENDING SCENE (and one of my fave scenes) and leave it that way for a whole day. I’ve added it now, but I’m going to post it on here for those of you that missed it because it’s kiiiind of important? LMAO I’m the worst #bye.


“Listen, all I’m saying is you could pull it off,” Bonnie insisted as Damon walked her into the room, hands on her waist, guiding her from behind.

“You’re not giving me a Mohawk.”

Obbbbviously, I just—”

“Bedtime.”

“Okay, but would you just consider—” she cursed as she stumbled on something on the dark floor, smacking her toe right into it. He tightened his grip on her waist.

“Let’s go.”

“I’m injured!”

“Bonnie.”

She swiveled around in his arms to face him, expression wildly dramatic, though her attention promptly shifted to his hair. She bit her lip, reaching a hand out, “If you would just let me shave the—”

“Move,” he drawled, resuming his forward movement and walking her backwards toward her bed, and she threw her head back in a groan.

“I’m not tired.”

“Deal’s a deal.”

“Let's—” she stumbled blindly on something else, “let’s amend the deal!”

“Nope.”

“No, hear me out,” she said eagerly, digging her heels into the floor to stop their progress, “we change the terms of the agreement so that I can—” He swooped her up by the waist and pitched her over his shoulder, effectively rejecting the proposition. She sighed, propping her elbow up against his back and dropping her chin against it as he carried her the rest of the way over to her bed. “Fascist.”

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