theres the door baby

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Hank's first baby is born and the crew is just SO HAPPY for him. Just uncontrolled levels of glee. Several creatures doing the "blessing" thing that witches and fairies do, but then there are so many who want to bless the firstborn baby, that there's just a line out the door when he and Vivi first bring it home. Hank being just so overwhelmed with all of the good vibes and good fortune and GOOD that he can't even process it, and he just kind of stands there numbly.

“I don’t…we don’t…I…”

Vivi was slightly amused to see her quick witted and quick tonged husband for once unable to come up with anything to say.

Judging from the looks on Dipper and Mabel’s faces at the kitchen table, she knew they felt the same.

Vivi made sure she had a good hold on Hazel before standing on her tiptoes to pap Hank’s cheek.

“Hank. Don’t be a goof.”

Hank looked at Vivi, smiled, and leaned in to give her a kiss.

“Thanks Viv.”

Then Lucy Ann came in to see Hazel for the first time and Hank went back to accepting everyone’s well wishes and blessings.

(six hours later, they had seen literally half of the supernatural community of Portland and the surrounding areas.)

Met a girl at seventeen. Thought she meant the world to me, so I gave her everything, she turned out to be a cheat. Said she’d been thinking for a long time, and she found somebody new. I’ve been thinking that this whole time, well I never thought you’d stay, that’s okay. I hope he takes your filthy heart and then he throws you away someday.