theres no need to be so cute

Emo band members as things said at my school
  • Brendon Urie: I mean I'm straight but I would suck a dick
  • Ryan ross: I'm a bruised apple in the produce aisle of life
  • Spencer smith: *frantically shoving 7 dollars at me* buy me weed when you're in Oregon
  • Jon Walker: my ankle smells like grapes and weed
  • Dallon weekes: Jesus wouldn't treat me like this
  • Patrick stump: if I put my hoodie on inside out is the world wearing it
  • Pete wentz: my wife just had her baby and no, you can't call me daddy
  • Joe trohman: well this guy was totally wrong but he did predict some stuff and some other stuff
  • Andy Hurley: who the hell wrote the entire spongebob theme song on my board
  • Tyler Joseph: do you even inhale
  • Josh dun: fuck you im independent! No, wait, I need a ride home
  • Gerard way: I look cute today? Well you look dead as fuck dude
  • Frank iero: you want to be taller so you can dunk? *gets in your face* jump higher you inbred
  • Ray toro: if there's water in the air then how are we not dead
  • Mikey way: I'm always ready to be hit by a car
Chat Noir Finds Out (Part 2)

Summary: This is the simple, straight-forward tale of how Chat Noir found out Ladybug’s true identity and how he dealt with it.

He dealt with it expertly like the heroic cat he was and definitely didn’t mess anything up.

Nope, he didn’t mess anything up at all. 

Part 1, 3 || Ao3 Link || Other Works


yells into the sun “help i don’t know what i’m doing!”


Chapter 2: The Day After Chat Noir Found Out

“Plagg, what should I do?”

Adrien was hysterical. It was only fifteen minutes before he has to be driven to school. He was going to see her and he wasn’t ready and he didn’t know what to do.

Last night was a complete blur, and it was a surprise he even remembered he just discovered Ladybug’s civilian identity. Actually, no, that was the only thing he remembered. What happened the rest of yesterday was a complete mystery to him.

To add to the mystery, that very morning he woke up—he didn’t remember falling asleep either—the first thing Plagg did was not ask for cheese, but to gently remind him that his name was Adrien Agreste. He couldn’t fathom why. At the back of his head, he vaguely remembered a lot of Marinettes, but it couldn’t have been so bad that he’d forgotten his own name, right?

…right?

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Dating Jungkook includes

Originally posted by bangtan

  • golden maknae my ass 
  • me may be good at not asking you out 
  • poor boy 
  • was a stuttering mess when he came to ask you out 
  • V had to come and help when he spent the last 3 minutes saying “so Y/N i was wondering” 
  • when y’all finally get into the relationship be prepared
  • jungkook competitive aF
  • like he’ll turn anything into a competition
  • anything
  • “Jungkook im gonna go head up and brush my teeth”
  • “not if i gO BRUSH MY TEETH FI R S T”
  • you know those boyfriends that let their girlfriends win and video games on purpose?
  • yeah hes not one of those 
  • he came here to win 
  • “babe this is the 6th time you won can you just please let me-”
  •  “no"
  •  diD SOMEONE SAY MATCHING OUTFITS
  •  Jungkook just lives to see you in his white shirts tbh
  •  will not initiate skinship unless hes sure that 100% okay with it
  • but he’s all for a cheeky butt squeeze
  • a jealous kookie is a scary kookie
  • he once threw some major hands when some guys catcalled you
  • when another guy stares at you for too long he’ll get that look in his eyes
  • its lowkey hot tho
  • when your attention is on some other male he’ll get crazy quiet and do that cute pout thing
  • you’ll have to pull him aside and grab his face and whisper
  • “jeon jungkook you are the one im fucking, theres no need to get jealous”
  •  JUNGKOOK IS A MAJOR HICKEY ADDICT DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS 
  •  when jungkook’s not attacking your skin, hes giving you actual kisses
  •  his kisses are so soft and sweet and caring and wow i am s o f t  
  • HE’S SUCH A BIG SPOON BY E 
  • dont worry about him cheating 
  • boy can barely look you in the eye 
  • let alone another girls lmao 
  • dates with jungkook are fun
  •  you’ll go to funfairs when ever you can
  •  just so he can win you something 
  • you have like 6 plushies now
  •  he’s just a cute bunny boyfriend in general
  •  apART FROM IN BED OH BOY 
  • innocent whER E ???
  •  dominant aSF
  • he may not be good at asking people out but hes good at everything else 
  • i mean e v e r y t h i n g 
  • wink wink nudge nudge 
  • anyway
  •  afterwards he’ll cuddle you and kiss your shoulders and tell you how much he loves you
  •  jungkook just loves you so much 
  • like, so much 
  • he’s just awkward asf sometimes when it comes to showing affection
  •  leave him alone okay he’s still new to this whole relationship thing
  •  but that’s okay cause you’ll help him through it
  • Tina: I can't really imagine you yelling at anyone.
  • Newt: I yell. You've heard me yell.
  • Tina: Oh, okay. I've heard you exclaim. Like the time you said, "Hey, look! We parked over here!"
  • Newt: Well that was apple picking day. There's no need to yell that day. I was just excited to find the car. Perfect end to a perfect day.
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Here’s your bestest buddies! Boris and Bendy!! I’ve been doodling these two in human form a bit, cause I’ve been seeing a bunch of human bendys so.. here we are!!

anonymous asked:

Hi, this may be a weird question to ask. So I know your requests are closed but can I ask a yes/no question? Are there are fics of Victuuri at Disneyworld that exist? I am happy to find them myself but I just want to know if I should go out looking or it's not worth my time and I should write my own. I know you're very busy so you don't need to answer (you can delete this for all I care) but I'm just curious if this exists cause there's a lot of art but I can't seem to find any fics! Thanks!

The answer is yes, but there aren’t many! I’ll just make a quick list for this because it’s really cute ahhaha (Please write a fic for this, I think it’d be super cute!)

Originally posted by justheronly


Yuuri and Victor Go to Disneyland


Happiest Place on Earth by shiveringshadows, Gen, 837 words
Yuuri is stuck in a long, long line at Disneyland. WHAT THE HECK??? THIS IS SO ADORABLE??????

Vacation Day by BunniesofDoom, Gen, 971 words
The trio plus Otabek take a day off and go to Disneyworld. Cute and quick! (Otayuri is in this!)

Mouse Ears by sinnoh, Gen, 736 words
Viktor and Yuuri insist on a day of ‘family bonding’ at Tokyo Disneyland with Yuri. Yuri isn’t exactly sure when he became apart of their said family. Thumbs up!

Happy Anniversary! by yoonchuls, Teen, 2.3k
Victor and Yuuri celebrate their first anniversary. Otherwise known as, Victor and Yuuri go to Tokyo Disneyland together for the first time. SO CUTE OMG


Let me know if you’ve seen more!

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Alternative (and very probable) universe where Four kept his hair long and everyone retained their intricate hairdo except Two whose conception of it is “asymmetric with a pin”.

anonymous asked:

can you tell me about the bts ships? not just otp's, brotps too!

YESSsssSSS I CAN TALK ABOUT BTS SHIPS ALL DAY FAM

but ill only talk about the ones im familiar with:

1. YOONMIN (yoongi/jimin):

ok holy shit where the FUCK do i start with yoonmin. they’ve been my bts otp since day 1 so i have a LOT TO FUCKING SAY LOL 

first off, refer to this post as to why i started shipping them, they have a LOT of cute fucking moments predebut and its been a painfully beautiful journey ever since 2013

before we jump in we need to talk about how YOONGI WROTE A SONG FOR JIMIN BECAUSE HE ADMIRES HOW HARDWORKING JIMIN IS. IF THAT AINT REAL THEN GET TF OUT OF MY FACE LMAo like where dat song @ tho yoongs

ok i need to chill, but theres more:

like jimin being yoongi’s #1 cheerleader at ISAC lmao look at him cheer his name in front of all the fans and other idols with ZERO shame, and then there’s yoongi pretending like he doesnt hear him #typical

^ TYPICAL YOONGI. this ship is very love-hate. mostly false pretense of hate on yoongi’s end and WAAAY TOO MUCH SHAMELESS LOVIN on jimin’s end BUT we all know yoongi’s putting up a front. like there’s actually so many subtle moments where he reveals how much he cares for jimin and they kill me every time, like this one:

but then right back to pretending like he dont give a fuck lmfao:

ALSO THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST LEGENDARY YOONMIN MOMENTS, THE “YOU KNOW. I KNOW.” MOMENT (explanation here) :

this whole v app broadcast was a yoonmin fest and it was a blessing. jimin got him a sweater for yoongis birthday and they basically confessed on live broadcast that they’re soulmates. ugh im so sensitive about this moment

in summary:

  • yoonmin are polar opposites and that heart-pulling cold/warm dynamic they have is super shippable, thus the reason why they’re one of the most popular ships in this fandom
  •  yoongi puts on a cold exterior and doesn’t really show his emotions. jimin on the other hand is super openly loving towards others, especially yoongi, and its really fucking cute how yoongi reciprocates sometimes
  • the two really do care about each other a lot though and it’s really heart warming to see. also yoongi had jimin rap on his Tony Montana stage and it was everything

there’s tons more but for the sake of room lets move on

2. TAEKOOK (Taehyung/Jungkook)

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anonymous asked:

Do you have any nalu fanfics you recommend? I feel like I've read EVERYTHING.

HELLO

okay so I have this list, this list, this list, and this list!

But recent stuff!

@rivendell101 has written this amazing ongoing fic that I would die for called Beserk.

@magerain wrote a super cute fluff one shot called Familiar, and who doesn’t need more fluff in their life?

@papalogia has One-Ply Promises that will fill you with humor and demon-Natsu. Truly the best.

@phoenix-before-the-flame wrote me thIS BEAUTIFUL PJO AU FOR CHRISTMAS AND YOU SHOULD ALL ADORE there's no name but I call it magical and blessed.

So I scrolled through like 25+ pages on my nalu tag lol and what I have concluded is I need to read more fics :D I hope this helped!

headcanon: mcsnurtle the turtle becomes a therapy pet for barry. whenever he comes back from a mission, he just lies down on the floor with his cowl down and lets the turtle crawl all over him for HOURS. iris tries to get him off the floor in vain and resorts to sitting down with him to play with mcsnurtle

  • Mom: Honey, come here please!
  • Me: Yeah?
  • Mom: *Gestures to the home page of YouTube on AppleTV*
  • Me: Oh fuck.
  • Mom's boyfriend Brent: Ahh, not too fond of the male gender huh?
  • Me: Uhm...
  • Brent: Relax kid, I'm not here to judge like a homophobic asshole. However, I'm probably a horrible dad since I placed bets on whether my daughter had a girlfriend or not. When she came out I told her about it, but boy was her reaction priceless! Totally worth it.
  • Mom: We're okay with this, but I don't need your younger siblings and cousins to be watching these videos just yet. There's no doubt that they're constantly curious and will click on anything that piques their interests.
  • Little brother: But the gay side of YouTube is the best side of YouTube. Tyler Oakley is the best person ever! So is Troye, Connor, Joey, and everyone else.
  • Little sister: Stevie & Ally are way too cute! Also the Gay Women Channel are hilarious!
  • Me: In my defense, I didn't tell them about these people or encourage them whatsoever to watch them.
  • Mom: *Sighs and shakes head*
  • Brent: A lot of Anna Kendrick and Brittany Snow videos are popping up. I will never be able to watch those Pitch Perfect movies ever again without my Bechloe goggles on.
  • Me: I like you.
  • Brent: If you like me now, you'll love me soon enough. Your mom told me that you're obsessed with that lesbian vampire web series. Well since she says she doesn't have the time to watch it. How about we binge watch it right now?
  • Me: You my friend, are going to regret this.
  • Brent: I sat down and watched all of Faking It for my daughter's sake. I'm sure I can handle 72 episodes that are less than 6 minutes long.
  • Me: Well actually 84 episodes because there's season 1, 2, and 0.
  • Brent: What does this fandom do with their lives?
  • Me: Don't ask that question or else I'll be dragging you down this garbage chute with me.
  • Little sister: Sin. That's all that fandom ever does.
  • Brent: ...
  • Mom: ...
  • Little brother: ...
  • Me: No clue what she's talking about.