theres more but these are my faves

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  « It simply isn’t an adventure worth telling if there aren’t any dragons »  - J.R.R. Tolkien

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“My name is Hercule Poirot and I am probably the greatest detective in the world.” - Agatha Christie, The Mystery of the Blue Train

So you’re trying to tell me that

they don’t have history?

...their eyes don’t light up when they see each other?

they have no chemistry?

they don’t find comfort in one another?

they don’t lowkey like each other?

…they aren’t highkey meant to be?

they don’t make each other happy?

they never loved each other?

they don’t attract despite being opposites?

they, despite all odds, do not make a pretty good pair?

Oh. Well, I guess you just don’t see what I see.

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fave books read in 2016 - 8/8  
the midnight star by marie lu

To those who, in spite of everything, still choose goodness.
After a lifetime of darkness, I want to leave something behind that is made of light.

Undertale AUs as I see them
  • UnderTale: The Original. Not much to say.
  • UnderFell: Red and yellow and pointy all over. Also everyone is an edgelord. Except Flowey who's kind of a weenie for once.
  • UnderSwap: Papyrus is a pot-smoking carrot with a sweet tooth, Sans is a blueberry with a taco obsession, and Chara is Frisk. Happstablook is a sugarlump and no one can tell me otherwise.
  • SwapFell: UnderFell and UnderSwap had a baby. This is the result. This Undyne is my fave.
  • AlterTale: Skelebros and Goatfam switch places. Becuase Soriel. Tiny Tori is very fashionable.
  • UnderLust: Where everyone is a slut except for Mettaton because painfully tragic backstory. Papyton is very wholesome.
  • AfterTale[loverofpiggies]: Two Sanses one Void. Also feels and Chara is a dickface.
  • AfterTale[readaftertale]: The future is dog and pizza. Lots of breaks, but the wait is worth it.
  • UnderNovela: Telenovela. Such ole. Much bueno. Very Spanish.
  • HavenTale: Sugary pastel happiness. Everyone and everything is nice and sweet. Frisk is terrified. Everyone is happy.
  • OuterTale: Space. Blue and gold. idk
  • HorrorTale: Tim Burton eat your heart out. But save a piece for Steven King...
  • GroupTale: Seven children fall. That's literally it.
  • PTA AU: Post Pacifist. Sans is a salty PTA mom. Your lemon squares are shit Linda.
  • UnderSail: Ahoy mateys.

Jean was cute in today’s episode, though admittedly he always is

Keep reading

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This or That - Walt Disney Studios or Studio Ghibli - for petcanadian

Human Gems!

part two: Bismuth

part three: Ruby and Sapphire

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What are you doing here?
Putting an end to this.

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critical role | fave percy one-liners (1/?)

credit to @critrolestats for the list, and @somethingveryodd for the suggestion over on my twitter

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make me choose: mondler or snowing (asked by @zayedkhan929)

You know we share a heart, and nothing can come between two halves of one heart. These are just precautions. No spell is strong enough to break what we have.

Draco Malfoy aesthetic.

One of the best parts about the Captain Underpants movie coming out is seeing all the fans of the series getting excited about it, and realizing that it’s way more popular than you ever knew