theres less than it looks like

Soulless discovering the baby in 6x02 (there’s something so guileless and sweet in his face idk)

So I've had the Gaston song from "Beauty and the Beast" stuck in my head so now I'm imagining it for Jason

Roy: gosh it disturbs me to see you Jason, with your sad looks and hunched head
Most people probably want to be you Jason, despite the fact that you’ve been dead
There’s no one around with a kill list like yours
You’re my all time favorite guy
Vigilantes are awed and inspired by you
And it’s not very hard to see Whyyyyyyyyy-YYAAAAh
No one’s sick like Jason
Can throw bricks like Jason
Nobody can catch on as quick as Jason
There’s no batboy around half as muscly

Starfire: Perfect, this boy, our Jason

Roy: you can ask any hero or villain
And they’ll tell you whose side that they’d rather be on

Batboys: No one’s dead like Jason
Looks good in red like Jason

Roy: No one looks as good of a man as Jason

Jason: AS A ZOMBIE IM RATHER REJUVENATED

Roy: MY WHAT A GUY THIS JASON

Jason: I needed encouragement, thank you, my Roy

Roy: WELL THERES NO ONE AROUND THAT ID FUCK WITH SUCH JOY

Batboys: No one fights like Jason
Shoots out lights like Jason

Roy: Batman’s even been put in a fright by Jason

Starfire: for there’s no one as handsome and vengeful

Jason: as you see I have guns out to spare

Roy: not a bit of him looks less than perfect

Jason: come by and I’ll show you what I have to share 😏😏😏😏

Batboys: no one’s fit like Jason
Takes bigass shits like Jason

Roy: no one can aim cherry pits like Jason

Jason: I CAN WEAPONIZE JUST ABOUT ANYTHING

Batboys: more guns for Jason!!

Jason: when I was a boy I was beaten to death by a clown who was crazy as hell
But then I came back and I’m sort of an ass, but to be honest I turned out real wellllllll

Batboys: my what a nut that Jason
No one shoots like Jason
Wears nice boots like Jason

Roy: As a kid nobody could loot like Jason

Jason: I USE BATMAN’S OLD TIRES FOR MY DECORATING

All: my what a guy, JASONNNNNNNNNN

This parody is 100% my original work :)
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lots of Ahsoka requests! I chose palette #3 @avada-matata @i-am-not-a-committee @blurry-jace

EDIT: fixed a few things bc the anatomy was bothering me

why is namjin so popular…

local lesbian wants to thank her followers for 2k

(two weeks after she actually reached it bc she was busy with exams)

as you all know, a little while ago i reached the 2k Milestone™ and all i did was a follow forever because i was two days away from my exam week and i didn’t want to commit to a Thing that i wasn’t sure i could fulfill in due time.

that being said, now that i have plenty of time to spare and i need some creative activity to keep myself busy, i wanted to repay y’all for putting up with me by making some sort of edit request thingy, seeing how a lot of my other mutuals have (the more the merrier). but since i don’t wanna do what everybody else has done, i’ve decided you guys can request what you want, and i will make it into an INSTAGRAM FEED EDIT (here is the format).

terms and conditions™:

  • mbf me
  • reblog this post (likes count as bookmarks yk the drill)
  • send me a request of the like: character/ship/brotp or character/ship/brotp + colour/AU/any particular ~aesthetic~ you want
  • your request doesn’t have to be limited to shadowhunters, but pls check my tags page to see what other shows i’m familiar with
  • requests will close on july 27th (i will be away from home from july 17th to 27th, so keep that in mind)
  • pls don’t send me gross™ romantic ships (abusive, incestuous etc.), i will ignore them 😘 (i trust y’all but u never know)
  • don’t let this flop i guess? :))

looking up the disney vs pixar discourse and theres a post refuting that dreamworks has more diverse, less samefacey women than disney and to show that dreamworks isnt that great they whittle down till its just like, specifically humanoid leads, and it kind of backfires because their chart still makes dreamworks look a lot better than disney

anonymous asked:

as someone who ships supercorp- i saw your last txt post (about k/aramels saying we deserve this) while i dont believe as a fandom as a whole we deserve it, it was somewhat warranted. there are small parts supercorp fandom has been known to be quite aggressive (not you though, you write out calm/collected responses to educate) however there's been other toxic stuff that's very prominent, and since supercorp is pretty big (imo) it easily gets out & reaches cast (like rahul) idk just my thoughts

Look. I’m just gonna say it: you’re wrong.

In no world is insulting a f/f ship by saying they cannot possibly get together, by saying that they’re less valid and real than the straight ships that get together just on principle of being a semi-attractive man with a semi-attractive woman an acceptable “punishment” for anything. You don’t get to hold representation over people’s heads as bait. You don’t get to be like “oh, if only you all had behaved, maybe it would’ve been canon.”

Because even if every single fucking person in the supercorp fandom was a complete and utter asshole 24/7, guess what? That shouldn’t matter. 

Representation isn’t a prize to be won by being “good” holy fucking shit 

anonymous asked:

As someone who's super into makeup, why do pro lifting people act like those poor little trans girls need sephora makeup to pass?? Like I could do a full face of drugstore makeup and look amazing for like 200$ less than at sephora. Just go online and read reviews of drugstore makeup and you'll find sooo many quality dupes that are cheap. There's literally no reason you need that 50$ eyeshadow pallet to pass.

Because it’s a shitty excuse for a shitty action. If you’re going to steal to survive, or for your kids, fine. That’s survival. Eating is survival, and sometimes you’re broke and homeless and starving. But a lot of these people aren’t even transwomen, they’re just middle class cis white girls who want things. 

It’s not that big of a deal though because eventually they’ll get caught and scared into not doing it again, or one of their blogs will get on the news as evidence of how much they stole and that’ll be really, really funny so it’s a win-win in the end when you think about it.

you know what one of the cutest things in the one piece is though?

how the two crew members whom you’d have least expected to join at the start…

…end up being like the mama and papa of the crew

LOOK AT THEM HERE THOUGH, BUILDING A BIKE TOGETHER FOR THEIR CHILDREN

like, you don’t even need to ship them or anything, but the fact that the two of them assumed parental roles in the crew after joining is the cutest shit ever, don’t you deny it.

and they’re no less badass than before. hurt one of their babies, and they’ll fuck you up.

Shinya: With you helmet-less and hugging me this tightly coupled with the fact that we’re both guys, what will this look like huh? (‘ω‘ )

Guren: Shut up and slow down ಠ_ಠ


I think you all know where this comes from

anonymous asked:

Hiya! I was looking for this one university au fic where punk!phil decides to take some kind of theology class where he meets pastel!dan who is a theology major and attends church n stuff and there's a little tiny bit of smut and then dan brings phil to his church with him and they talk about religion and being gay and stuff like that I couldn't find it under the university or religion tags so idk if you'll know it 😬

If I’m a Saint, then You’re Heaven -  Phil is less than excited to start his Sex in the Bible course, but he can’t bring himself to regret it when he meets a gorgeous angel dressed in all pink by the name of Dan.

- Sam

anonymous asked:

Hi, I've been mulling over what a fish type mermaid would have in place of hair. There's the bald look and the fin Mohawk, but what could they have that would emulate the classical long haired mermaid? I've been thinking something like external gills, or something that looks like the tail of a beta fish, serving as a courtship display? Love your stuff, hope you're doing great!

Betta fish with long fins are selectively bred by humans to look that way. Wild type bettas are much less ornate, but still have flashes of color. It’s the color that seems to matter more than the length of the fins.

Fish don’t do hair as mammals do. the most common cause of ‘fuzzy’ looking fish is actually a fungal infection, which is not ideal. Most of their ornamentation are modified fins, which are essentially modified limbs, so that may or may not work for your mermaid. They have a number of similar looking things that might be useful ideas for you though.

  • Frogfish can appear hairy, thanks to their numerous modified spines.
  • Lionfish fins/spines may also give you some ideas
  • Alternatively, they may be decorating themselves in the same way decorator crabs do, with whatever they like at the time.

anonymous asked:

So how the fuck is Pelinal a robot if he's also a ghost and there's art of him as a fabulous looking white-haired crusader?

Okay but really, to understand TES lore in general you have to understand that TES doesn’t work like our reality. It has different rules and fundamentalities.

Pelinal is a “robot”, in the sense that he is an artificial being that was constructed, albeit divinely. If it makes you feel more comfortable and less likely to bitch on my mod pages, you can think of him as a large gay elf-killing homunculus.

He has feelings, opinions, a righteous fury to kill anything that has ears pointier than a preset amount, but nevertheless he is still a bot. Not a beepbooper, but an artificial being made out of artificial parts. Definitions are funny like that.

epiccrasher  asked:

Do you perhaps have any prompts where character A and B are in a relationship, but there's a big age gap? (Like forty years or something like that)

1. “You know what they say about us, right?”

“I couldn’t care less. I love you, and you love me. That’s enough.”

2. “We don’t even look alike! Why do people think you’re my parent?”

“Because they can’t imagine someone as young and vibrant as you falling for someone as old and worn as me. Neither can I, frankly.”

3. “Why are you so upset? It’s just a gray hair!”

“It’s a reminder, that’s all.”

“Of what? The fact that I’m older than you?”

“The fact that you’ll probably die first.”

“… I…”

“I’m sorry, okay? It just… Hurts to think about.”

5. “This is ridiculous. Can’t we go home?”

“It’s eight o’clock. Time to party.”

“No, it’s time to go to sleep.”

6. “People keep telling me this won’t last.”

“And what do you think?”

“I think I want to be with you. Everything else seems ridiculously small in comparison.”

7. “Can you turn the music down?”

“You’re kidding.”

“I’m not! You young people and your-”

“This is your favorite song.”

“Oh, never mind!”

~I hope these help!~

anonymous asked:

IIRC Marina is 18. Doesnt make it less uncomfortable to see though.

Kay, Marine’s an adult, sort of, but it doesn’t make it less gross…

I know you are not trying to defend it and you just corrected one of my mistakes but… look at her 

She ain’t exactly flat-chested but her chest is WAAAY smaller than the way a ton of people draw her. Same goes for the hips, and sometimes people put her HUGE lips as an addition and like, I’m not against people with big lips or that wear make-up but all in the blender gives me such a wrong vibe…

Why do people sexualize her so much omg theres clearly fetishization under at least AT LEAST 80% of those draws

It only takes seventy years, but after decades of waiting, Peggy and Steve find their way back to each other. It takes another year–one filled with breakfasts shared over newspapers and long walks through the streets of New York, stolen kisses in the hours between night and day and fighting side by side–before they finally make good on that dance.

The band plays something slow, Peggy teaches Steve the steps, and he nimbly avoids trampling her toes. It’s perfect.

Well, it’s perfect…until the arms dealer they have been tracking for months shows up at the dance club.

At Last - Etta James // Slow Serenade - Tape Five // St. James Ballroom - Alice Francis // Imelda May - Big Bad Handsome Man // Clap Your Hands - Parov Stelar // I Belong To You - Caro Emerald // History Repeating - Propellerheads ft. Shirley Bassey // Moondance - Michael Buble // A Nightingale Sang in Berkeley Square - Harry Connick Jr. (listen)

(Happy happy birthday @ladyanj! I hope you have a great day and a wonderful year!)

anti-sjw-garnet  asked:

Something I noticed about the show early on is that back then they had a excuse to go for a slower pace. Think about it, apart from the corrupted gems the Earth was pretty safe. I also remember how terrified the CGs were when Homeworld started showing up. Now they know Diamonds will come and Earth is in high danger and they don't do anything and it makes them look incompetent.

Right?? They seem to be caring less now the threat is bigger.

Peridot arrives on earth: CGs freak the fuck out

Squad of Rubies arrive on earth: Play baseball

BLUE DIAMOND HERSELF arrive on earth: Garnet cries a bit, everyone is chill to just go into space after her, even though Pearl made a huge deal about going into space in season one.

Cherry Blossoms

My first YuriYuu fic, as well as my first time writing from Yuuri’s point of view!

For @otpmorelikeohthepain

~~~~~~~~~

It starts with a walk - a simple conversation turned awkward due to the nature of their relationship.


At this point, they’ve been dating for several years now; two of the three are in secret, both unwilling to admit that what they had was more than friends.


At some point in time, Yuri complains that all their dates take place at some restaurant in whatever country they’re in, so Yuuri takes him on a walk in Poland, the location of their latest Grand Prix Final.


They talk about meaningless things most of the time - Yuri rants about his college roommates, while Yuuri laughs and encourages to speak more. They made the move from Russia to the US right as they started dating - Yuri wanted to attend University at a US school, and Yuuri happily followed him.


Yuuri is Yuri’s coach and choreographer, although most of the time Yuri choreographs his own routines. It’s just an added bonus that they are dating, at this point.


“So, Beka’s sister is getting married. I’ve been invited.”


“Hm?” Yuuri looks up, seeing the way Yuri’s lips purse in an expression that Yuuri knows to be uncertainty, “That’s exciting, although you certainly don’t look it.”


Yuri doesn’t wince at being caught - not like he used to - and he merely shrugs, “I’ve never been to a wedding before, I don’t really know what to expect.”


“Oh Yura, weddings are wonderful!” Yuuri dramatically clutches a hand to his heart in the way that he knows Yuri secretly adores, “They’re always so heartfelt, and the decorations are so overdone but in a good way, and everybody’s so nice-”


“Do you want your own wedding?” Yuri interrupts, and Yuuri pauses, looking at the Russian.


He’s… frowning, which is a bit concerning, and his eyes glimmer with emotions Yuuri, for once, can’t read.


It makes Yuuri frown too, a little, “I mean… I can’t say I haven’t thought about it.” In truth, there was a time when he fantasized about an over-the-top wedding, in the spring of Hasetsu when the cherry blossoms are in bloom. He’s pictured this in multiple ways in all the different stages of his life.


But… Yuri’s different, somehow. There’s no urgency to get married - and besides, judging by the odd look in his eyes, Yuuri doesn’t think he even wants to.


Yuri clears his throat, and he looks away, “I, um… you know what? Just… forget I said anything.” There’s no threat in his voice, which is strange, but Yuuri is almost used to it.


“If you say so, Yura.”


The conversation changes, but Yuuri doesn’t forget.


It takes him weeks - months, even - to pick up the little clues Yuri leaves. It’s Yuri’s way of communicating - through nonverbal gestures and little signs, hidden in conversation and routines.


The way he comes back from Ayna’s wedding babbling about the traditions and the flowers and it was so cool, and no, I definitely didn’t cry, no way.


The way he lingers outside of jewelry stores, flaming green eyes glancing but never acting.


Yuri probably thinks he’s hiding it… but Yuuri knows him better than that.


Does…


Does Yuri want to get married?


Only a month ago, Yuuri would’ve laughed at such a thought, but now…


Now, he’s not so sure.


…Yuuri will admit he’s an impulsive person. Perhaps not as impulsive as, say, Viktor Nikiforov, but definitely close.


He goes to a little shop in St. Petersburg that specializes in personalized rings.


He orders a gold ring with a single emerald in it - to match Yuri’s blonde hair and green eyes.


He worries and worries about a perfect place - and ends up convincing Yuri to take a trip to Hasetsu, under the pretense of visiting Yuuri’s family.


Yuuri wishes that Nikolai Plisetsky was still alive so he could receive some sort of blessing - it feels weird.


Not as weird as the fact that I’m about to propose to Yuri Plisetsky.


…I’m screwed.


Screwed in love, because somehow he managed to catch the Ice Tiger of Russia, and now Yuri was no longer a tiger, but a kitten, all smiles and teasing jabs.


Which is why Yuuri leads Yuri down to the beach, holding his hand while simultaneously feeling for the box that holds the ring.


“Say Yura… remember the first time you came here?”


The smallest smile twitches at Yuri’s lips, “Yeah. You kicked my ass in a stupid competition and I got to enjoy free food.”


Yuuri laughs, because it’s true, “Yeah… did you like it, though?”


Yuri pauses, and he nods, “You… you know I… liked you, even back then.”


Right. When Yuri finally confessed his feelings, he also told Yuuri that the crush had started far before they had actually met.


It was a silly little thing I had no time for, Yuri had said, eyes downcast and hands fidgeting, until it wasn’t.


Yuuri smiles brightly, “Right. We… properly met here. I just thought…”


Yuri’s eyes narrow, “What are you getting at?”


Before Yuuri can stop himself, before his brain really catches up, he blurts, “I figured Hasetsu was a good place for this, then - since it’s where we actually met in all.”


He pulls out the box then - not bothering to get on his knees, because Yuri’s tall enough that he might as well already be.


Yuri inhales sharply.


“Yuri,” Yuuri pauses, chuckling, “You know, I had a whole speech written, but I can’t remember it now. So… Yuri Plisetsky, will you marry me?”


Yuri has tears in his eyes, spilling freely over blonde lashes, and he nods once, furiously.


“Yes,” he wipes at his eyes, laughing despite himself, “You idiot, of course I will.”


Yuuri has tears in his eyes himself as he carefully slips the fitted ring over Yuri’s finger, then jumps at him, wrapping his arms around the blonde’s neck.


Yuri tenses, then hugs him back, and Yuuri has never been happier.


They get married nearly a year later - after Yuri buys Yuuri his own engagement ring.


You need one too, he had insisted.


In the end, Yuuri gets what he wanted - a nice ceremony in Hasetsu, outside on the beach, with cherry blossom petals being spread all so happily by the Nishigori triplets. Phichit is his best man - and Mila takes the position of Yuri’s maid of honor with a squee of joy.


Vows are exchanged, dances are held, and, that night, as Yuuri holds Yuri in his arms despite the height difference…


…He realizes what the impact of a single conversation can have.