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  • Lance: We are throwing a Halloween party at our house. It's gonna be the greatest thing ever.
  • Keith: Someone will die.
  • Lance: Of fun!
  • Keith: And of murder.
  • Lance: And there's gonna be beer, pumpkins
  • Keith: Bloody goblins.
  • Lance: Fake ones. It's gonna be awesome.
  • Keith: We have decorations Dead people that we just murdered.
  • Lance: Not murdered. But pictures of dead people from TV or movies.
  • Keith: Mutilated bodies.
  • Lance: B-but fake ones. Candy, dancing, Tequila. All kinds of food and snacks.
  • Keith: Blood orphans.
  • Lance: No blood orphans. I-I don't know what that is.
Halloween with Molly and Moriarty👿
  • Molly : We are throwing a Halloween party in the mansion. Its gonna be the greatest thing ever....
  • James : Someone will die.
  • Molly : Of fun!
  • James : And of MURDER.
  • Molly : There's going to be beer, pumpkins....
  • James : Bloody goblins.
  • Molly : Fake ones! Its gonna be awesome. We have decorations...
  • James : Dead people we just murdered.
  • Molly : Not murdered, but pictures of dead people from TV or movies.
  • James : Mutilated bodies.
  • Molly : But fake ones. Candy, dancing, tequila. All kinds of food and snacks...
  • James : Blood orphans.
  • Molly : No blood orphans. I..I don't even know what that is.
1d as cures for insomnia...
  • Harry : lights up some candles (a lot of candles), puts on some new age music, and stands in the middle of your bedroom, showing you how to do the camel pose. Is good sleep a person, is it a place, is it an emotion? Who knows.
  • Niall : takes you out to a pub, makes you laugh until you're crying and gets you a little drunk. There's nothing a few beers in good company can't cure.
  • Louis : drags you to a club, then hits you up for some good old fashioned Mortal Kombat if you're still on your feet when you get back. If you're not snoring as soon as your head hits the pillow, you just haven't partied hard enough.
  • Liam : makes you some hot cocoa before putting on Toy Story with the sound way down low, wraps an arm around your back, a comfy blanket over your lap, and lets you cuddle up to him on the couch, getting soothed by the low rumbling in his chest evrrytime he tries to keep his laughter down. No matter how much you want to stay awake you're asleep in 10mn flat.

officialtobiramasenju  asked:

[ text; ] please let me come over and pet your dog

                                                       Today at 7:45pm

Hm. Well they’re Kakashi’s but I’m sure my rival wouldn’t mind! Come on over and grab some drinking snacks, we’re out.

The Halloween following "The Addams Family Musical", probably
  • Lucas: We are throwing a Halloween party at our house! It's going to be the greatest thing ever!
  • Wednesday: Someone will die.
  • Lucas: Of fun!
  • Wednesday: And of MURDER.
  • Lucas: There's going to be beer, pumpkins...
  • Wednesday: Bloody goblins.
  • Lucas: Fake ones! It's going to be awesome. We have decorations...
  • Wednesday: Dead people that we just murdered.
  • Lucas: Not murdered, but pictures of dead people from TV or movies...
  • Wednesday: Mutilated bodies.
  • Lucas: But fake ones! Candy, dancing, all kinds of food and snacks...
  • Wednesday: Blood orphans.
  • Lucas: No blood orphans. I… I don't know what that is.
after cabinet battle #2
  • madison: hey, come on, I know what will cheer you up. let's go wait outside the bathroom for burr and scare him
  • jefferson: *considers* ...that would cheer me up
  • Sanji: I was getting there! I had my hand under her shirt!
  • Zoro: Hear that, he was 'getting there'. Son, you wouldn't even know what to do if you got there.
  • Chopper: Put some ice on it. After that, there's nothing a few beers won't take care of.

Vermont calling

For any fan of hopped up beers there are certain brews that need no introduction. Beers with that perfect combination of reputation and rarity that grants them an allure so strong it really doesn’t make sense if you stop to think about it. Okay it’s not just beer, this kinda applies to most things tbh. Anyhoo, Heady Topper by Vermont’s The Alchemist is one of these, and yeah I’m one of those who go all googly eyed at every damn picture of it on my Tumblr and Instagram feeds. As storied as Heady is, it has a very real home state rival in Lawson’s Finest Liquids Sip of Sunshine, a brew many claim surpasses its more famous neighbour. My desire for these two beers was immense but I was resigned to daydreaming about partaking of their juicy delights. Then outa nowhere the fine gentleman that is Instagram’s blue__zulu was all “Got spare cans of Heady and SoS from my holls, barely a month old, they’re yours if you want ‘em”. The online craft beer community really is something else, and Neil is a particularly bright light. And so, on a rainy Monday afternoon somewhere in the UK I actually got to try ‘em!

First up, The Alchemist Heady Topper (8% abv), a beer as weighed down with plaudits as it’s possible to get. Gulped straight from the can, ‘cause they know more than me, that glorious “tchssshh” releases a burst of potent tropical fruit aromas directly into my nose holes. A sip confirms the potency of this DIPA’s delightful hop profile, bright with wind tussled spruce, juicy grapefruit, mixed citrus zest, and a hint of fresh cut grass, there’s perfume like undertones and just a shadow of a hint of a whisper of a well subdued grainy malt base lurking somewhere within. Med sweet up front to pretty damn bitter and dry at the end, it’s almost resin free and stunningly easy to drink. A real class act and a joy to drink, a beer that lives up to the hype.

Before I’d finished Heady I was already opening Lawson’s Finest Liquids Sip of Sunshine (8% abv). Coming in at the same abv but declaring itself an IPA rather than a double IPA, the delightful floral and resinous aromas continue into the taste, juicy with mandarin, grapefruit, passionfruit, and mango, the hop oils rule absolutely, the caramelised biscuit malts typically beat down into grovelling servitude. There’s a kinda rounded sweetness here, less bitingly bitter on the back end than Heady and more oily and resinous throughout. It’s another truly delicious beer, and substantially different in tone to Heady to offer a cracking alternative to those lucky enough to get access to them.

By the time I’d finished this pair of hoppy delights the rain had disappeared and the sun was beaming, if only for a short while. A respectful nod if you will. Which you’d prefer outa these two finely crafted brews would predictably be down to what you’re looking for from an IPA (I know Heady’s labelled a DIPA, but things change and in 2015 it has far more of an IPA feel about it than a DIPA, to my mind at any rate), the bright, juicy, and breezy nature of Heady or the more resinous and oily leanings of Sip of Sunshine. Me? If I could get an instant refill on just one can I’d pick Heady Topper. At least I would today. Tomorrow it may be an entirely different story. Yeah I’m awkward I know. Cheers m’dears!

100/365 - Comfort 

I thought that 100/365 should be something moments and grand, but I spent the day wrestling with a beast of a work project and just wanted to come home and sit around in my jogging bottoms and jumper.  

In other news, I’m going to need a volunteer for some photos sometime soon… If you’re local (London) and have some free time one afternoon, theres beer / cake in it for you. 

Hockey little league AU

Every fandom has that one specific Kid AU, and this time it’s coming from yours truly. I’m talking little league Samwell so you better sit down and listen to all the shaenigans the Samwell Squad would get up to, because I’ve thought about this a whole lot, and @itsybittle forced me to share

  • Tiny Toddler Bitty following  annoyed Jack everywhere but Jack secretly loves it so much 
  • Jack ending up doing all these things for Bitty bc he’s more grown up, like tying his shoes and everything and just really being into taking care of Bitty 
  • Jack holding Bitty’s hand because otherwise he wanders
  • also Tiny Tomboy Lardo deciding that no, mum, she doesnt want to play but she has to be at every single practice of this team and also she is the new manager u wouldnt understand
  • Tomboy Lardo with long hair hating it so, so, so much , wearing dresses because her mum likes her girl - meeting shitty, the boy with the buzzcut, fleeing whenever his ma comes at him with scissors
  • Lardo getting shittys clothes and walking around like she wants because all the boys chip in and now she’s mostly wearing multiple sweaters in different sizes, like, all the time
  • Shitty one day stealing his dads electric razor, bc he has seen his dad do this, okay, Lardo, dont worry your hair will turn out fine!!!! 
  • Shitty being actually the first of the guys to ever have a crush on anyone and while love is icky, lardo is definetly not so everyone approves and they pick daisys together to get shitty to confess
  • JUST. TEAM NAP TIMES. Ransom and Holster sharing blankets. Senor Bunny never leaving Bitty’s side
  • THE TEAM MAKING GIANT BLANKET FORTS (jack, obviously is the prince in these.)
  • bby chowder stealing hearts left and right. while shitty is the first in love, he is the first one with a teeny fierce girlfriend at his side
  • johnson the metaphysical second grader 
  • Johnson obviously would freak everyone else out bc while he still was being goofy, he also got so serious sometimes
  • rad bob and the dad squad feat, Suzanne and the wine mums
  • Alicia and suzanne are obviously besties but suzanne is for reasons that are only mine not only completely smitten by jack, but by shitty as well
  • Also all the parents are appaled by their kids calling shitty “shitty” , kids that is NOT his name . 
  • Bitty dragging Senor Bunny by one ear, rubbing his sleepy eyes and holding Jack’s hand!!!! 
  • Bilingual baby jack confusing words and speaking a weird mix of both languages
  • him being called “mon petit chou”
  • jack calling senor bunny “monsieur lapin”
  • Bitty trying to imitate his pronouncing and pronouncing stuff like he does
  • ive included shared nap times but??? CUDDLE PILES???
  • also shity still walks around naked all the time but hes a kid and not ashamed, unlike his parents who are bitterly trying to loose that weird habit
  • the boys not getting gender roles and gender types at all, standing in for lardo with her ugly chopped off hair and her awesome attitude
  • also while theres no beer pong lardo still beats everyone at every single game ever
  • Birthday parties are therefore a total delight and not at all a war
  • Bitty baking his first pie in his easy bake oven. bitty always bringing pies to birthdays
  • jack and the team eating every last bit of the burned desserts bc they are kids, its bitty, and as long at it contains sugar they will , in fact, be happy
  • william poindexter, my lovely child inviting everyone on the shrimp boat hes been “working” on since ever
  • nursey, the most well liked kid on the playground bc, damn, hes so chill, so cool. so . damn. 
  • Ransom and holster - competitive rope skippers 
  • bby chowder worshipping lardy lards bc he tots sees her as his big sis
  • JUST
  • never

Me and Itsybittle actually have a ton more of these , because these are only the ones we came up with in, like, the first five messages we send to each other, but im gonna add those if people want more ^_^