- Lance: We are throwing a Halloween party at our house. It's gonna be the greatest thing ever.
- Keith: Someone will die.
- Lance: Of fun!
- Keith: And of murder.
- Lance: And there's gonna be beer, pumpkins
- Keith: Bloody goblins.
- Lance: Fake ones. It's gonna be awesome.
- Keith: We have decorations Dead people that we just murdered.
- Lance: Not murdered. But pictures of dead people from TV or movies.
- Keith: Mutilated bodies.
- Lance: B-but fake ones. Candy, dancing, Tequila. All kinds of food and snacks.
- Keith: Blood orphans.
- Lance: No blood orphans. I-I don't know what that is.
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