theres a snake in my book

Seventeen as reasons why I wake up every morning

Scoups- I am the adhesive glue that holds my shady friendship group together

Jeonghan- to keep up with my skincare routine even though it aint working (simple aint doing nothing for the potato one may call my face)

Joshua- I made a genuine commitment to school? what other reason should there be like…education is a privilege to us even though it should be a right to everyone, so before you delve into the depths of my life, keep this in your mind

Jun- If I miss school I can tell that some snakes are gonna try and claim my seat at breaks/lunches because I’ve positioned myself perfectly so that I get enough sun to keep my melanin poppin and I’m close enough to the middle of the table that I can sniff all the drama

Hoshi- if I wake up early enough I get to eat breakfast

Wonwoo- I need to return my library book before it’s overdue because I respect the establishment(and because I don’t want to miss out on the gossip that the librarian has)

Woozi- I’m pretty sure theres a ghost in my room and I aint not basic college girl from them horror movies so I need to keep documenting the paranormal activity on the schools word software so that if I’m taken, they’ll know who did it

Mingyu- I’m too lazy to cook and our school makes a mean pizza so why don’t I appreciate what opportunities I have been given

DK- because my choir will flop if I’m not there to provide the backbone that is the prechorus adlibs, inspired by Christina herself

The8-I’m a petty ass child and I have about 5 fights scheduled before first break and I’m not having anyone think I’m a wuss

Seungkwan-I probably got called a peasant by my teacher the day before and I can’t be looking weak as hell not going to their lesson and letting them know that they hurt my feelings

Vernon-I need to make sure that no one has eaten my food in the fridge

Dino- my mum will beat my ass if I dont

What your favorite poptropica island says about you
  • Early poptropica: too pure for this world
  • Shark tooth: thinks putting cold spoons on other peoples backs is okay
  • Time tangled: constantly listens to darude-SANDSTORM
  • 24 carrot: is a furry
  • Super power island: wears the same shirt everyday
  • Spy island: has seen all spy kids movie at least twice
  • Nabooti island: secretly enjoys the ketchup song
  • Big Nate island: Lawful evil
  • Astro-Nights: REALLY likes space
  • Counterfeit island: has at least 30 sketch books hidden around their house
  • Reality TV: seen every episode total drama island
  • Mythology island: very passionate about greek mythology
  • Skullduggery island: you hate yourself
  • Steamworks: S T E A M P U N K
  • Great pumpkin island: maybe, just maybe, you've seen at least ONE of the peanuts movies
  • Cryptids Island: big foot is your friend and you love them very much
  • Wild west island: "THERES A SNAKE IN MY BOOT"
  • Wimpy wonderland: read every Wimpy kid book and is proud
  • Red Dragon island: that asshole that would sit on top of the monkey bars at school
  • Shrink ray island: probably is in school chorus
  • Game show island: thinks 500 questions is a good show
  • Ghost story island: stone cold bitch that never cries
  • SOS island: cried for 67 minutes after the movie titanic was done
  • Vampire's curse island: had a vampire phase in middle school
  • Twisted Thicket: were alive during the 90's save the forset phase
  • Poptropolis games: either never misses school, or always misses school
  • Wimpy boardwalk: you read all of the wimpy kid books and seen all the movies
  • Lunar colony: same as astro-nights but you also hate your self
  • Super villain island: you have a crush on one of the main villains, don't you??
  • Charlie and the Chocolate factory: guess, i dare you, what do you think it is? don't even act like you don't know. We all know you like the book and/or movie(s) we all know its that obvious, stop acting surprised
  • Zomberry island: eats nothing but poptarts and cheetos
  • Night watch island: Watched both paul blart mall cop movies and secretly enjoys them
  • Back lot island: has taken high shcool photography
  • Virus hunter island: secretly a hacker
  • Mocktropica: thinks that they are funny
  • Monster Carnival: you want to die
  • Survival island: T A L L Y H O
  • Mission Atlantis: ur an asthethic blogger
  • Poptropicon: been to comic-con 20 fucking times
  • Arabian nights: seen. every. fucking. disney. movie.
  • Galactic hotdogs island: iS A DIRTY FUKCING LIAR
  • Mystery of the Map island: is that one asshole in math class that can recite the numbers of pi more than three digits
  • Timmy failure island: confused with their life
  • Escape from pelican rock: you love suffering

anonymous asked:

Why don't you believe in god? there's plenty of evidence that he exists lol you're just going to rot in hell :p

Okay so I’m just going to go ahead and assume that you’re talking about the Christian god considering your lack of context. I think the main reason I left my religion was because of the inadequate amount of evidence. For you, the bible is what you would call evidence of god’s existence but for me, it’s just an old book filled with stories. Talking snakes, sea separation and people rising from the dead just doesn’t do it for me I’m afraid. If you claim that the bible is evidence of god, I can just as easily say that my Peter Pan book is evidence of Fairies, or mermaids etc. 
But just because I don’t see the bible as valid evidence doesn’t mean I wont keep an open mind. Heck, if I saw god, THEN I would believe he was real.

Do you ever stop and look at the terror, poverty, disease and death happening all around the world? And with a god so powerful don’t you think he could fix it all just by a flick of his finger? All those people suffering in silence,  praying to god, praying for a better life, but never get an answer. You say your god is perfect and you say your god is all knowing and powerful, yet he does NOTHING to help those people in need. Does he just sit over the world with his popcorn and watch these people suffer?

I am going to tell you this right now. Even if there was a god, I would never worship him. He is nowhere near worthy of my praise.