theres a pun in there somewhere

A source of great contention in the bi community is whether the proper term for a bi butterfly is

a bi-tterfly

or

a butter-bi

there are of course, people who insist the puns be combined into the bi-tter-bi, but I would never make you read that with your own eyes, now would I?

10 YEARS, 10 GOALS

tagged by @wickedwitzh, thanks a lot, luv. ♥
rules: list 10 goals you have for the next 10 years. write them down somewhere or save them where you can find them back and then tag 10 people to do the same.
tagging: @damnwilds, @taki-random, @rydersara, @muffinekjagodowy, @taulun, @otto-von-stirlitz, @allen-valker, @fantasticase, @nat-es, @itsjuliasowhat

1. do better at med school than my primary school nemesis is doing, so he finally admits the defeat.
2. discover a new dinosaur species and name it after my wife.
3. find a wife, so i know how to name that new dinosaur species i discover.
4. get a phd, just to be able make reservations for “dr & mrs sth”, and surprise ppl who expect us to be man and woman. jokes on them, we’re both girls. we’re wearing matching dresses, and have three french bulldogs with us. they all get their seats. 
5. read the entire discworld series, bc i really, truly love the fact that there’s a character named “bezdennie głupi johnson”.
6. become an expert in world history, cinematography, flower language, quantum physics, cat behavior, philosophy, alien races in marvel universe, mythology… and time management, so i can actually learn all these.
7. have a big collections of trashy glittery pens. i’m gonna keep them in my office and use to sign prescriptions. i already have one, giraffe shaped, that i bought the day i got accepted to med school.
8. live in a flat with windows like the one roger and mark had in rent. i also wanna design the interior myself. all of it. and i want it to be situated next to a cozy bar with 80′s vibe and great milkshakes. preferably playing elton john’s music on repeat.
9. fly a spaceship. okay, this is v much unrealistic, so maybe just a small plane. whatever makes me feel like a sci-fi heroine.
10. see lando calrissian getting the appreciation he deserves. so u know, a lando movie. or a big lando role in ep whatever. a tv show about lando in which he wears different stunning outfit in each ep. i’ll take anything. gladly. 
11. /fin/ish that yondu cosplay. in less then 10 years if possible. in like month, actually. i only have like half of the fin and many, many regrets. :)

artisticjabberwock  asked:

OK SO‏ I HAVE A HEADCANON IS THAT WILL ABSOLUTELY HATES PUNS ABOUT HIS NAME AND BILL LIKES TO MAKE SOME AT THE WORSE TIME POSSIBLE‏ FOR EXAMPLE THE FOUR OF THEM ARE STUCK SOMEWHERE ABOUT TO DIE AND WILL'S WORKING REALLY HARD TO SAVE THEM‏ AND‎ HE'S KINDA LOOSING HOPE‏ BUT THEN BILL GOES "WHEN THERE'S A WILL THERE'S A WAY!"‏ AND WILL JUST STARES HIM DOWN WITH A LOOK NO ONE WOULD THINK HE'S ABLE OF

THIS IS MY FAVORITE PUN ON WILL’S NAME 

Zodiac Signs and Bubblewrap
  • Aries: finishes popping the entire thing in .5 seconds
  • Taurus: pops it for 5 minutes and then gives it to someone else
  • Gemini: tries to pop as many bubbles as they can at once by sitting on it
  • Cancer: carries it everywhere and pops it out whenever there's an awkward silence
  • Leo: pops it in innocent people's ears to scare them
  • Virgo: pops it perfectly from left to right, up and down
  • Libra: keeps it in their pocket for whenever they feel like popping it
  • Scorpio: makes puns w/ it e.g. "lolli*POP*" "i really want some *POP*corn"
  • Sagittarius: *wraps as much of themselves in it as possible* "i am bOGEYMAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!"
  • Capricorn: pops it while doing something else
  • Aquarius: saves it and uses it for a pretty art project
  • Pisces: loses it somewhere and is sad about it the next day

jearmin week iii - day 2 prompt: letters

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Jean Kirschstein

Thank you for helping to me to my feet after you literally kicked my butt during hand-to-hand combat practice today. I’m assuming that was accidental by the embarrassed look on your face afterwards. It’s okay though, I’m glad you didn’t go easy on me after I asked you not to. At least there’s a chance of me getting better if someone actually faces me like an equal.

Armin Arlert

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anonymous asked:

All be your salsa, and you can dip into me all you want.

i cant decide whether to say “sounds saucy”, “thats too hot”, or “hey i heard u were a mild one”. or maybe theres a 4th pun out there somewhere