Marvin: All I’m saying is it’s a possibility. I don’t know everything. I mean, despite the fact that you think I do

Jackieboyman: I do not! When have I said that?

Marvin: Everyday since I met you

Schneep: This morning at breakfast

Jack: Yesterday when he beat you at cards

Jacksepticeye “You’re Welcome” Song Parody

1st verse:

I see what’s happening here

You’re face to face with bossness and it’s strange

You don’t even know how you feel. It’s adorable!

Well it’s nice to see my fans never change

Top of the mornin’! Let’s begin

Yes it’s really me, Jacksepticeye

Breathe it in!

I know it’s a lot, the voice, the eye,

When you’re staring at an Irish guy!


What can I say except you’re welcome!

For the games, egos, the tour!

Hey it’s ok, it’s ok, you’re welcome!

I’m just an ordinary YouTuber!

2nd verse:

Hey! What has two thumbs and killed Colossi,

And flew along with Tur-i-co? This guy!

When the eggs got cold,

Who hatched sea emperors down below?

You’re looking at him, yo!

Oh! I ruled at Haa-aa-appy Wheels

You’re welcome!

Glory to Arstostka! Papers please!

I went from cabin in the woods

You’re welcome!

To spreadin’ Positive Mental Attitude!


So what can I say except you’re welcome

For characters my voice brings to life!

From Nugget to Flowey, you’re welcome!

I’ll be Dad of Boy sent by Cyberlife!

You’re welcome! You’re welcome!


Well, come to think of it…

Guys, I can go on and on

I can explain every ego phenomenon!

The laugh, static, the sound,

Oh that was Anti just glitchin’ around!

Hunted for parsnips, instead I got carrots!

Beat Sans in Undertale which is frikin nuts!

What’s the lesson, what is the takeaway?

Don’t mess with Jack when he goes All The Way!

But most important lesson of all

Is the community supports one and all!

Look where we’ve been!

We made everything happen!

Look at Septic Eye Sam just bouncing and bouncing

and bouncing and bouncing! Hey hey hey hey HEY!


Well anyway, let me say you’re welcome!

For the channel you’ve grown to know,

But to you all I must say thank you

For the love and making it grow!

Hey it’s your day to say “you’re welcome”!

Punch the like button in the face

High fives all around, you’re welcome!

Thank you for spreadin’ PMAs!

I thank you! I thank you!


This parody song is dedicated to @therealjacksepticeye and the community. I really hope you guys like it! I had a lot of fun writing this and adding as many references as I could. And I wanted to put a lot of “thank you’s” at the last verse because Jack is so nice to always say thank you to all of us. 💚 I hope to sing this soon once I practice and get over my cold, lol. Enjoy!