obscene-tevene asked:

I was listening to Bang Bang by Jessie J because reasons, when I was suddenly attacked by a Saizo singing said song and shaking his hips. Firstly, please take your husband back pls and thank. Second; help! I'm at work and can't stop laughing. XD

Hahaha!! Oh god, that image is forever stuck in my mind now, whyy x'DDD I’m not helping you >:D Did you manage to stop laughing in the end? Things become even funnier when you’re not supposed to laugh XD

Speaking of laugh…have you played Masa’s event route yet? I think I want to adopt Shigezane

Things that confuse me specifically because I’m American

Free healthcare…… what?

Not being in thousands dollars of debt.

You get the debt taken away……. without paying it……. what?

Not hearing about murders constantly, more than any other thing.

Seriously, there’s a lot of murder, we’re in the top five places that have the most murder.

Not constantly planning on leaving the country.

People not always automatically hating people.

Seriously…… you know your neighbors?

Not having people automatically assume you’re dumb and evil


Every time I meet Chelsea (Handler), I must’ve been so scared, like “Chelsea’s gonna fuckin’ destroy me!” I don’t know where to be and she’s gonna kill me.

I must warn you.

I’m not the answer to your mothers prayers or the girl you’ll find in Sunday dresses. instead, I’m the late night adrenalin rushes and the bad ideas that can’t be passed up; the bad Ideas that are so bad, they almost seem a little good. and I’ll make you feel like you’re my whole world, the reason the sun sets and rises. constant conversations and fast movements, late nights and drunken make outs. I’m the reckless rebel with a heart born for escaping small towns.

and you’ll be head over heels for even the littlest things that I do; the way my laugh is funnier than the joke and how I almost never stop talking, how I can always make you laugh or the care free attitude that I live by. I’ll seem so entirely different, unprecedented and extraordinary. because beyond being the girl with a lion in her heart, I’m also the girl with flowers in her soul. how my heart is half gold and half gone. and I’ll make you feel special, before proving that you’re not.

because really; I’m the sound of glass breaking, the tight chested feeling you get when you’re nervous and the stomach dropping feeling when you fall while dreaming. I am everything that is too good to be true. the type of thing where you have to blink twice to make sure it really happened. because you’re mother will love me, but she’ll know in her heart the I will ruin her sweet baby girl, from the first Friday night that you tell her you don’t know where I am. and I’ll wear dresses, but you’ll rarely find me in church on Sunday’s, because I can barely remember where I am Saturday nights.

instead I’ll drown my sorrows in vodka and fill my lungs with smoke in attempt to fill all of my voids. making innocent lovers believe they are something that is not remotely existent because I’ve grown to believe that it no longer does.

because I can’t fix myself, so I turned to breaking others. and past experiences have taught me that hatred and love coincide, that choosing love is a risk not worth taking. so deep in my heart, I’ll want to be absolutely everything that you’ve ever wanted, but in the front of my mind, I understand that I have become those who hurt me. the sheep has become the wolf and the wolf has fallen in love with the black hearted sheep.

—  So I must warn you, stay away.

Christopher Walken:

In the Bond movie I had my hair dyed an impossible yellow color, and that became my motivation in a lot of scenes: I had a secret subtext, which I never discussed with anybody. Every time I had a scene with somebody I’d be thinking: What do you think of my hair? Do you like my hair? Do you like what they did to me? That they made me look like this? So next time you see the movie, every time I torture somebody I’m really thinking, You see what they did to me with this hair?


James/Remus/Sirius + instagram


You won’t believe your question.

Jackbam on “Real Men 2”, the Birth of the Black Hole Couple


[+495,-10] These guys seem really funnyㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[+429,-9] Even if things were set-up, it was funny. If things weren’t set-up then it’s even funnier.  

[+306,-5] ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[+300,-7] These guys are so ridiculousㅋㅋㅋ

[+296,-9] Line up!!!! Grabbing their ears~~~ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ

[+128,-2] Really Jacksonㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Misprouncing sorry. ??I’m sorry? Sorry.ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋEven with his hair like that he’s still handsome…

[+125,-2] Though they were on screen for a short time, I was bursting out laughingㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋSo cuteㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[+122-2] These guys are usually funny, but they’re even funnier hereㅋㅋㅋ Though both of them are pretty good at korean, they’ll probably have a hard time learning military languageㅋㅋㅋ

[+110,-3] Though their screen time was short, I’m actively looking forward to them next week. Please give lots of screen time to Jackson and BamBam~

[+106,-3] Though their screen time was really short, their ridiculousness was funnyㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

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The expression on Bokuto’s face surely was priceless and so was his reaction. Enough for Aphrodite to cross his arms over his middle and lean forward a little as he laughed, loud and overly amused. The action itself would be enough to torn apart any disguise – while Aphrodite’s physical features were often praised for being beautiful, personality-wise he lacked any kind of delicacy or femininity, which just made things even funnier whenever someone actually got him confused as a woman at first glance.

Shaking his head as his laughter subsided then, the Beta straightened himself up, brushing a few blond strands of fake hair over his shoulder before looking down at himself.

“So one time I had to be this rich girl in a play in high school, because apparently none of the girls in class could,” He rolled his eyes just by remembering about it, “And for some reason, I still had this with my things back home. I could swear this had been thrown in the trash as soon as that stupid shit was over.”

The male rambled, more to himself than for the other to hear though, till blue-colored eyes finally shifted back to Bokuto’s face and he smirked through red-painted lips, “But at least, it seems it was enough to pull your head out of dream land~”