there's two other but i can't tell rn

Frog GC #4
  • Nursey: don't fucking talk to me dex im serious what the fuck is wrong with you
  • Chowder: really bro? what the heck
  • Dex: Listen, Dobby isn't that bad.
  • Nursey: ok, now im breaking up with u
  • Dex: Again, not dating.
  • Nursey: because yOUD RATHER DATE DOBBY
  • Dex: DOBBY WOULDN'T BE MAD ABOUT GETTING GRYFFINDOR ON THE POTTERMORE QUIZ.
  • Nursey: LISTEN HERE YOU BADGER ASS MOTHERFUCKER I'M A FUCKING RAVENCLAW
  • Dex: GOD FORBID YOU BE THE GOOD GUY.
  • Chowder: uh,,, none of the houses are explicitly good or bad
  • Dex: In the narrative there's clearly a distinct sense of good and bad Chowder, Gryffindors are brave and good, Slytherins are cunning and evil, and then there's the other two houses.
  • Chowder: SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME DEXY SEE IF YOU DONT CATCH THESE HANDS
  • Dex: I tells it like I sees it.
  • Nursey: u fuckin shaded u own house u monster
  • Dex: Well I mean it is just... there, y'know.
  • Nursey: i can't believe i dated you
  • Dex: Baby, don't be like that.
  • Chowder: you cant see him rn but hes so embarrassed awww
  • Nursey: i thought hufflepuffs were supposed to be nice. @jkr FAKE
  • Dex: Be the Cho Chang to my Cedric Diggory, Nursey.
  • Chowder: cedric diggory died
  • Dex: And?
  • Nursey: lol