there's the earth

Sooooooo who wants to place bets on her death? I say it happens in the season premiere

The signs as Spongebob quotes
  • Aries: Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are.
  • Taurus: It took us three days to make that potato salad. Three days!
  • Gemini: Patrick, I don’t think Wumbo is a real word.
  • Cancer: We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else!
  • Leo: Can I be excused for the rest of my life?
  • Virgo: Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy.
  • Libra: The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
  • Scorpio: Fine, I guess you're gonna miss... the panty raid.
  • Sagittarius: You just can't wait for me to die, can you?!
  • Capricorn: ♪ There's nothing on Earth, like the feeling of greed! ♪
  • Aquarius: F is for fire that burns down the whole town!
  • Pisces: Imma good noodle!

i love how in tolkien’s stories every elf is more beautiful and even fairer than the one before


character posters: james isaac neutron

                            There’s a 95 percent chance it’ll work. 
                                      And the other 5 percent? 
                                         We all get blown up. 


                             ☀︎todd anderson aesthetic☀︎

“Truth like-like a blanket that always leaves your feet cold. You push it, stretch it, it’ll never be enough. You kick at it, beat it, it’ll never cover any of us. From the moment we enter crying t-to the moment we leave dying, it’ll just cover your face as you wail and cry and scream.”

So like i don’t mind Prince Lance being Allura’s brother

but like imagine if he was from another kingdom on the planet.  A rival kingdom they have high tensions with so set up an arranged marriage between the two that neither was happy with?  (Lance enjoying being free to flirt with Allura without it actually meaning anything, without Allura pretending to giggle while glaring holes into his head)

A kingdom they had a good trades relationship with?

A smaller kingdom that Alfor’s thought was ‘beneath them’ and ‘needed enlightment and to be taught proper civil ways’

A kingdom not so happy with Alfor having a powerful weapon like Voltron and demanding assurances it won’t be used against them (causing the arranged marriage, or maybe an arranged marriage to Lotor since his father in the head of Voltron, or maybe causing Lance to become the blue paladin).

i just really love the idea of Lance being altean royalty with a more interesting connection to Allura than family, you know?

anonymous asked:

Also if Tony's the first Terran in space, and contacting other civilizations, he'll probably be the best person for setting up trade. There's gotta be something earth has that space doesn't. Like Tony's a earth millionaire, and then becomes a space millionaire by setting up a trade route with aliens. And, since he's the only one out there, all the aliens just refuse to talk to any earth governments without consulting tony. So, for all intents and purposes, tony becomes the head of earth. (Tree)

Aliens: We want to see your Earth-Leader.

Fury: I think that would be me.

Aliens: …no.

Aliens: We mean Tony Stark.



Fury: Oh you’ve gotta be fuckin’ KIDDING M-

Countries who randomly sing when they're doing work
  • England: baby I'm~ dancing in the dark, with you between my arms~ Barefoot on the grass, listening to our favourite song~
  • Italy: Draw a circle, There's the earth~ Draw a circle, There's the earth~ I am Chibitalia~!
  • Finland: hmmmmm~ *humming a screamo song*
  • America: I'm not throwing away my shot~! I'm not throwing away my shot~! Heyo I'm just like my country; I'm young, scrappy and hungry, and I'm not throwing away my shot~!
  • Japan: *mumbling* Jakka, jakka, jen jen, jakka jen, jakka jen...
  • Prussia: *air guitars on a pen*
  • South Korea: naega jeil jal naga~ naega jeil jal naga~ Bam Ratatata Tatatatata! Bam Ratatata Tatatatata!
  • Germany: *gets a headache*