there's still something i don't like ; ;

Why The Types Are Problematic
  • ISTP: When you're under emotional distress or just plain upset you literally just shut down and don't talk to people??? I said hi to one of you, whose one of my best friends, after he had a fight with his fiancé and he just ignored me and walked past like wtf I am a person you emotionally constipated butthole.
  • ESTP: No regard for human life, especially your own. Plus you won't stop talking about how we should all go out when you know damn well I'm broke af.
  • INFP: Your fake-mean jokes aren't jokes at all and are real-mean because you're bitter about something they did, like, 5 months ago, god becky just move on already.
  • ENFP: You're putting your family through bankruptcy because you won't stop buying things online because your self-control is as feeble as your ability to keep secrets you haphazard deadbeat.
  • ISTJ: You tried to be the fun one for once and ruined the party because you're awkward.
  • ESTJ: You won't stop asking clarifying questions; like the question you're asking was gonna be answered in maybe 6 seconds but you didn't have the patience to wait and find out and I crave death because of it.
  • ISFJ: You're a basic bitch and we all know it.
  • ESFJ: You're the most clueless people I've ever met and yet you have the audacity to call everybody else weird.
  • INFJ: "I'm fine!" sayin' asses expecting everybody to know you're not...And stop pretending y'all ain't anything but weeaboo nerds who've seen every anime there ever was.
  • ENFJ: Every person whose ever said "I can never get typed right, I'm too balanced." or "I switch letters so much I don't really know" always ends up being ENFJ when typed correctly and I will fight anybody who says otherwise.
  • INTP: You won't stop explaining your logic behind something even though we've already told four times that we understand.
  • ENTP: You say insane crap you don't actually believe just to see people's reactions.
  • ISFP: You unironically like and talk about SuperWhoLock you nasty bitch.
  • ESFP: You're super weird but everybody still loves you and it pisses me off. That's probably makes me the problematic one, but there's also a strong chance that your alcoholic...so...
  • INTJ: Get off reddit and stop playing so many video games you freak.
  • ENTJ: Okay but I shouldn't have to say anything for the ENTJ's because you are all the single most problematic type in almost every single conceivable way, and if you don't know that yet, that's part of the reason why you are.
🎶🎶When You Collect Records🎶🎶
  • Hipster: *moves dusty old boxes out of the way* Whoa, an old record player. It looks like it's in working order too! *runs outside*
  • Hipster: Yo, dad!
  • Dad: What?
  • Hipster: We're getting rid of all of poppop's stuff, right?
  • Dad: There's something you want, isn't there?
  • Hipster: There's this old stereo record player in the attic.
  • Dad: What do you need a record player for?
  • Hipster: My record collection.
  • Dad: I didn't even know they still made those things. Can't you just listen to music on your phone?
  • Hipster: Dad, there's a big difference between listening to music digitally and on record.
  • Dad: Fine, I don't wanna get into it with you right now. You can take the record player. You just have to get someone else to take it to your place for you. My truck's full.
  • Hipster: Thanks dad! *smooches dad on the cheek*
  • *later at hipster's apartment*
  • Friend: So, like Patch Adams ends with Patch Adams half-naked in front of a ton of people. I don't know if it was meant to be funny or like a weird sex thing, but like the movie was just a deeply disturbing character study. I can't stop thinking about it.
  • Hipster: That sounds boring. *unlocks door to apartment* Ta-da! Here it is! My new record player!
  • Friend: New? Looks fucking old to me, dude.
  • Hipster: Well, it is old. That's the appeal. And we're going to listen to the new Sufjan record on it.
  • Friend: Is that actually how you say Sufjan? Apparently, I've been pronouncing it wrong this whole time.
  • Hipster: Well, you won't after this record. There's an entire track where he just says his name for four minutes. It's amazing. *plays records*
  • Record Player: *coughs* Hello. Hello! Where am I? Doctor? Hello! Why is it so dark...............................Can I breathe? I can't breath. Oh god, I'm not breathing! Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god! I.....................................
  • Hipster: Uh, that's not Sufjan.
  • Friend: It totally isn't. Is it some guest vocalist? I like the new direction he's going in. No instruments or singing, and long stretches of silence. Very experimental.
  • Hipster: *stops record player* I think maybe we should do something else for now.
  • Friend: Fucking lame! I wanted to listen to more Sufjan.
  • *days later at the record store*
  • Hipster: Yo, I think the Sufjan Stevens record I bought from here might be some kind of mispress.
  • Store Clerk: Really? It's a pretty major album. I doubt there'd just be a mispress like that.
  • Hipster: Yeah, but listen to it. It's not Sufjan at all. It's some girl talking.
  • *hipster and clerk listen to a completely normal Sufjan Stevens album together*
  • Store Clerk: What are you talking about? This is definitely Sufjan Stevens.
  • Hipster: Okay, but it wasn't like that when I listened to it at home! I even listened to it with my friend and he heard the same thing!
  • Store Clerk: Maybe there's something wrong with your record player.
  • Hipster: Hmm, maybe there is.
  • *back at the apartment*
  • Hipster: *turns on record player and just listens*
  • Record Player: ...I'm awake again. Why did I black out? Did I even black out? God, I'm not breathing, but it doesn't matter. Why don't I need to breathe? Am I even alive?
  • Hipster: Can you hear me?
  • Record Player: Doctor. Doctor! DOCTOR! Why can't I move? Why can't I feel anything. Keep yourself together. It'll all make sense soon. Calm down. Just breathe deeply. Fuck, I can't breathe! AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I CAN'T BREATHE! DOCTOR! DOCTOR! DOCTOR! HELP! HELP ME, PLEASE! I'M STUCK! I CAN'T MOVE! PLEASE HELP ME!
  • Hipster: *turns off record player* It's just a recording, I bet. I can't believe I talked to it like an idiot... *nervously turns record player back on*
  • Record Player: I blacked out again. I blacked out. For how long? Is there even time here? Hell. This is hell, right? Did I go to hell.........................................
  • Hipster: *listens to the record player for hours*
  • Record Player: Negative 6893 bottles of wine on the wall! Negative 6893 bottles of wine! Take one down, pass it around, Negative 6894 bottles of wine on the wall... fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME! AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
  • Hipster: *keeps listening*
  • Record Player: Soul of Christ, make me holy, Body of Christ, be my salvation. God, please forgive me. I'm sorry for all of my sins. Please free me. I'm so sorry. Please. Please. Please.
  • Hipster: *still listening*
  • Record Player: FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! SHITTY DOCTOR! FUCK YOU! LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT! *sobs intensely* FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK EVERYTHING! Please just let me go.
  • Hipster: *nervously walks up to record player and lightly taps on it*
  • Record Player: ...A knock. A KNOCK! PLEASE HELP ME! I'M STUCK! PLEASE! *record player begins shake violently*
  • Hipster: *backs away in fear*
  • Record Player: HELP! HELP! HELP ME! PLEASE, IF SOMEONE'S THERE, HELP ME! HELP ME! I'M STUCK! GET ME OUT OF HERE, PLEASE!
  • Hipster: *unplugs record player*
  • Hipster: *gets hammer from the closet and begins to break apart record player*
  • Record Player: *drips red*
  • Hipster: W-What? *cracks front of record player open*
  • *rotting viscera falls from the record player*
  • Hipster: O-Oh... *stuffs viscera back into the record player and duct tapes over it*
  • Hipster: *turns record player back on*
  • Record Player: ...I can feel. It hurts. Why does it hurt now? Why does it hurt? Why? Why? Why? WHY!? WHY!? WHY!? *spurts blood through it speakers and begins to gurgle*
  • Record Player: *hops forward* Please just let me go. Please... please. I'll do anything. I just want to see you again. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I asked for. I'm so sorry. *hops forward again and comes unplugged*
  • Record Player: *tips over, bleeding heavily onto the carpet*
  • Hipster: *silently cleans up the mess*
  • *some time later*
  • Hipster: *calls dad* Hey, dad. Oh, nothing. Uh, I just need to borrow your truck, If not tonight sometime this week. I just need to get rid of something. No, no, that's fine, I can do it myself. Yeah, tomorrow morning is perfect. Thanks Love you too. Bye.
  • *the next afternoon*
  • Dad: So, what did you need to get rid of this morning?
  • Hipster: Nothing important. Just some old junk... Dad, what kind of person was poppop?
  • Dad: Well, he was only the greatest man I've known in my life. Really caring, dedicated to his family. When you were born he loved you so much. He was a bit of a loner, though. It took a lot to get him to open up. Even around me and your grandmother. He was a bit like you. Always a huge music lover.
  • Hipster: I see. Was he ever a doctor?
  • Dad: That's a weird thing to ask. Nope. He hated doctors. Didn't trust modern medicine one bit. It's ironic. His cancer probably wouldn't have gotten to him if he did. But, your poppop was always so stubborn.
  • Hipster: Oh, okay then.
  • *some days later*
  • Friend: New carpet?
  • Hipster: Yup, old one was ugly wasn't it. It was time for a change.
  • Friend: That's what I've been telling you! I'm glad you finally came to your senses. What happened to your record player, though?
  • Hipster: That thing? I threw it away. It was busted.
  • Friend: That sucks. Are you gonna buy a new one?
  • Hipster: No.
  • Friend: But you won't have anything to play your records on.
  • Hipster: Yeah, but I buy records because I want to support the artists. They're not really for listening. Besides, lossless is better. FLAC is the future.
the most married conversation i've ever witnessed with my own two ears
  • phil: we have added something new to dan and phil shop!... did you not bring it? that was your one job for this liveshow
  • dan: i had a job?
  • phil: yes! go get it
  • dan: so much responsibility
  • phil: we've still got fruit flies, i don't know what to do with them
  • dan: if you open the window, they all just fly in, that's how life works
  • phil: but there's no fruit in here!

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You might have gotten asks about this already, but there's a spam bot in bts YouTube videos called something like BigHit giveaway, that asks people to click on a link- don't do it! It causes the video's views to freeze! I wanted to get the word out, especially because this happens to a whole bunch of popular kpop videos and people still click on it.

IMPORTANT: SPREAD THE WORD!!!!

If you see them, REPORT THEM ASAP!

  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: Avengers: Infinity War footage was shown at the D23 expo today and it sounds like a mess. I mean, honestly, the first thing I heard was Captain America with a beard and what happened to Mr. Prim and Proper Morality man to let himself grow a beard? I'm still shook, but there's more. Thor meets the Guardians of the Galaxy crew and Mantis is with them now. Every mention of Thor sounds like he's getting the trash beat out of him, yikes. Bucky and Black Panther squad up. Thanos rEKTS everyonE, but I was expecting that part. What I didn't expect was Thanos to pULL APART A MOON WHAT?!? Thanos needs Vision's infinity stone and how rude, can you not? He also has like four children helping him or something? Black Widow is blonde for some reason? I don't know? There is also a scene with Doctor Strange, Hulk, and Iron Man? BUT MY ACTUAL FAV PETER PARKER GETS TO WEAR THAT FINE NEW SUIT FROM THE END OF HOCO AND IM HERE FOR THAT. BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH THE INFORMATION OF AN INJURED SPIDERMAN SAYING "Tony, I'm Sorry." AND IRON MAN TAKING OFF HIS MASK TO HOLD HIS HAND LIKE MY SOUL IS REKT GOTTA BLAST
Moana Au

A Moana au that I couldn’t get out of my head for Malec. Thought it would be nice to share. Moana is Isabelle. Maui is Magnus. Te Fiti is Alec.

There once was a god who saved a mortal. That mortal was cast away by his mother when his eyes glowed gold and sparks appeared at the wave of his  hands. She threw him into the ocean but the god saved him and taught him how to use his powers. The mortal was bestowed with immortality and became the world’s heroic demigod. With both beings immortal, it gave them limitless time so with the power of the god and the powers of the demigod, they created the world that before was only sea and one small island. The two made more islands, seasons, and food. The demigod battled the evil beings, protecting and providing for humans while the god remained on it’s land always there waiting for the demigods return as they gave life to the world.

With time and care the two fell in love. It was said that their first kiss caused an explosion of stars as the world glowed with their love. For a millennia they loved and cared for humans but the more they helped the more humans started to request. Now the humans believed that the love of the two could create anything imagined and those with hearts of black sought to take it for themselves.

One human, the evilest of them all, created a spell that made her able to control the demigod and made him steal the heart of the god. With the god’s heart stolen a great lava demon was created and now guards his god’s resting place as the world started to decay. The great demigod was free’d from the evil humans spell when he felt his lover’s heart break, now heartbroken and devastated by what he’d done.

He exiled himself and cast his lover’s heart away, now lost and broken with the love of his life gone. More monsters and terrifying creatures were left to swim free and far, the demigod no longer there to protect humans. For centuries the heart was lost, being carried and protected by the ocean who waits to find the one who can return the heart; the one who can help start to heal the broken world.


The ocean has always called her, sang to her, whispered for her to come. Finally she answered.


Isabelle knew what to do, what needs to be done. “Let them come to me please.” The ocean parts and then the lava demon is crawling to her, digging and scrambling. “I know who you are.” The words are whispered through the air. She begins to walk to them and the ocean lifts her up onto a high rock. The lava demon is a mere foot away from her when they start to slow, stopping before her as the two stare. Isabelle smiles and closes her eyes as she leans her forehead to theirs. “I know who you are.”  The creature’s molten hot skin cools and blackens as their foreheads touch and then Isabelle lifts the glowing red stone to fit perfectly into it’s chest.

Magnus gasps far behind them from the rock he collapsed on as he watches the menacing being begin to blossom and change. What was once an immense being of lava and anger was now a smaller but tall man finally whole in a Sarong that bloomed with life who kneeled before Isabelle on the rock they stand on. The man pulls back and stands causing Magnus to let out a sob. “Alexander.”

“Magnus.” The god smiles, a small sad smile as he turns to see his love. The ocean gently rises around Isabelle and the god to carry them to Magnus. The god slowly walks the short distance on the large rock to the man he loves, Isabelle remaining where she was put down to give the two some semblance of privacy. The demigod has his eyes squeezed shut with tears freely falling as he lays on his back shaking with silent fear. He doesn’t want to face the love of his life who he hurt, who he betrayed. He doesn’t think he would survive.

The god sighed fondly but still sad knowing the harmful thoughts his love has running around his head. “Magnus it-” Magnus shakes his head violently. “I’m sorry. I’m so sorry! If I could rewind time and end that evil woman’s life I would, I would do anything to never have done that horrendous and unspeakable thing! I could never ask for forgiveness my lo-” he chokes on the unfinished word and his arm is thrown over his face for some form of cover.

Magnus can feel his love near him, his gaze almost a physical presence on him. It makes his throat tighten as if he’s being strangled, his heart in agony that’s still broken but hopeful. He deserves this. “Just say the word and i’ll leave you in peace. I’ll stay as far away as possible to keep you from any further harm I could cause you.”

The god sits with his legs crossed near Magnus’ head, the action causing Magnus to flinch away but his head still twitches trying to turn and get closer to the familiar warmth that he thought was lost to him forever. “Well that would be counter productive my soul. Leaving would be the most harmful thing you could do. Dramatic as always.” Magnus shakes his head again in refusal. It can’t be this easy, so quick to be forgiven. “Why do you deny this? You knew I always ached for you when you were not by my side. I missed you, have still missed you even now just as I still love you.” The god lets a hand gently brush away some of Magnus’ tears away then moves to stroke his cheek. Magnus has always been weak to his touch and presses further into the gods palm.

“Now please let me see those lovely eyes I missed and let go of the past we cannot change.” The god curls forward to rest their foreheads together. “There is no need to ask forgiveness when there is nothing to forgive because this was not your fault. This I will remind you until the universe ends if I must.”

When Magnus finally gains enough courage to open his eyes as he latches on to Alec’s hand; his Alexander, his love, his soul, his heart. Magnus lifts himself up to cry into Alexander’s neck as apologies, I love you’s, and I missed you’s spill from his lips.

The two remain close together finally reunited after so long apart; their broken hearts slowly healing as their love grows and strengthens. Isabelle watches in awe as the desolate place the god Alexander used to rest is restored by green lush plants that sprout like a wave washing over it. The dark feeling of decay is replaced by warm life; the world is at peace again.

  • Zack: nobody is perfect. It is impossible for someone to be absolute perfect.
  • Trini stares at Kimberly, who is in the kitchen singing Death of a Bachelor out loud.
  • Zack: well you obviously don't think so.
  • Trini: I'm so fucking gay aren't I?
  • Zack (trying not to laugh at Trini, who hasn't taken her eyes of Kimberly once): yeah. I think you are. So... when are you gonna ask her out?
  • Trini (almost choking on her drink): WHAT!!!
  • Kimberly quickly spun around.
  • Kimberly: shit. What's happened?
  • Zack (trying to hold in his laughter): nothing Kim. Don't worry.
  • Kimberly, though not believing him, reluctantly turned back around.
  • Zack (now whispering): question still stands.
  • Trini: never. Kim is straight. I'm pretty sure she's got this thing going on with Jason.
  • Zack: yeah no. I asked him, there's definitely nothing going on.
  • Trini: really?
  • Zack nodded, before he broke out into his signature idea smile. Trini groaned, not liking where this is going.
  • Zack: Kimberly. I quickly need to pop out but I'll be back in a mo. Trini also needs to tell you something.
  • With that, he quickly rushed out. Trini glared daggers at his running form until he was out of sight. She turned back to Kimberly and went to say something, but before she could, Kimberly smashed her lips against Trini's.
  • Kimberly (pulling away): I thought he was never going to leave.
  • Trini (blushing): me too. How long till you think he'll notice.
  • Kimberly: give it a few days.
  • Trini: what do I get if you're wrong.
  • Kimberly (in a low, whispery voice): you get me.
  • Trini went to reply, but Kimberly had already pushed her back onto the sofa, her lips pressed against hers as they laid down. The sandwiches in the kitchen forgotten.

Pacific Rim AU where Bitty is the cook who holds the morale of the entire population of the shatterdome on his shoulders.

 Initially he had trained to be a pilot, but flunked out due to a lack of drift compatible partners, and instructors saying they’d fear he’d chase the RABBIT while drifted with someone in a Jaeger and endanger himself and those around him. 

Bad Bob and Alicia Zimmermann bounced between the shatterdomes from Seattle to Anchorage making a name for themselves as THE team that gives any kaiju an ass-whooping. That is, until they quietly retired a few years back. Publicly, the reason is due to a training exercise going wrong and injuring them. The true reason has to do with the radiation poisoning caused by the Alpha I’s finally getting to them. 

Almost immediately after their retirement, their son Jack rose to take their place with his Drift Partner: Kent Parson. They were the golden boys until a very, very public failure while fighting a Kaiju off the coast of Vancouver. A combination of the mental strain of the PONS unit while also abusing his medication proved catastrophic. They barely made it out alive. Jack was Grounded  and works as a LOCCENT operator. Kent was reassigned to a Shatterdome in Panama City. 


I wonder who is gonna be Jack’s new partner??? I wonder??? No one else is drift compatible with him except this dude who makes really good pie come out of no where??? Where does he get those kinds of ingredients in Alaska???? 

It is a mystery

Anyways if you wanna know about where all the other characters fall in this AU…


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ok, this is my 2 cents and then i’m done lol: 

harry saying nothing rn is totally cool and fine IF he’s still on hiatus and not dropping an album in 10 weeks (or less). the registration of a touring company does show an intent, regardless of when it’s going to happen. so, i really hope he’s not putting out an album until after dunkirk. mainly because he’s so distanced from 1D fans right now and it makes him look like a person that i know he’s not. 

if he were to wait until after dunkirk, it would be perfect timing. he would have re-engaged his fans and also engaged new ones with dunkirk promo…awesome segue! 

and yes, i’ve been a total supporter of harry’s right to silence during this hiatus. which he DOES have and it’s totally copacetic IF he’s continuing hiatus until around when dunkirk promo starts. but to just not be engaged at all and then suddenly drop something out of NOWHERE and just expect everyone to buy it just because we’re here…seems arrogant and presumptuous and i don’t like it. 

so…in conclusion…i love harry TO DEATH, as if he were my own, but i don’t like this vibe right now. don’t get me wrong, i’mma still buy his album but…i don’t like the whole… situation (IF it is in fact, the real situation) and jeff should Do Better if this is happening Soon.

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DARK MATTER | 1.04 | Three & Five

I’m gonna buy myself a pair of goggles, some work gloves…

literally all I’m saying is that why couldn’t the devs do something to Joseph’s ending like they did with Roberts ending. literally a “I’m still recovering from my divorce but thank you for being such a great friend” would have been better than “I’m going to try to stay in my marriage that is not good for me, my wife, or my children.”

anonymous asked:

It appears Ed has deleted his Twitter. I'm bummed to see him go but it's probably best for him mentally. People are just gonna rag on him because he's very popular now and not underrated like in 2012 (not bashing, there's nothing wrong with no longer being underrated). I don't watch GoT so I don't understand why people hate his cameo so much. Can you explain, and what are your thoughts on all of this?

I know you sent this last night and Ed’s account is back now, but I’m still going to answer it because I have Things to say about Ed’s Game of Thrones cameo. 

The people who hated it hated it for two reasons. The first reason was simply on principle, because they think they’re standing up for something. This reason is fricking stupid, I don’t mind saying. Please quote me on that: it is fricking stupid. These people don’t like Ed because he’s popular. There will always be people like this. They are ridiculous. Can you imagine disliking anything simply because other people like it? The bizarre thing is these people like to say they dislike popular things because they “have taste” or can “decide for themselves what is good” but what they are actually doing is letting the taste of other people influence whether or not they like something without giving themselves a chance to exercise their own taste and choose for themselves in the first place. They convince themselves something is shitty because they’re not the one who discovered it first. The logic – where is it? If I ever make an ass of myself complaining on the internet about not liking something on principle because it got popular without my help, feel free to put me out of my misery because I never want to live a life full of that much stupid.

So. These people didn’t like Ed’s cameo because they unreasonably hate him for being popular and he was on their favorite show, thereby ruining it. You just have to ignore the fact that their favorite show is literally the most popular show in the world. Otherwise their already ridiculous argument breaks down even further in the telling.

The other reason some people didn’t like Ed’s cameo is because they didn’t understand the purpose of that scene within the episode. It is admittedly longish for a scene in which not a lot of action takes place, but that is the point of the scene. Yes, it’s just three minutes of small talk between a main character and some soldiers she meets along the road, but the scene works to humanize everyone in it. Arya has just brutally murdered several of her enemies and is on the way to murder another one (probably several) when she meets these soldiers, the men loyal to the very people she’s on her way to kill. There aren’t really that many of them and considering her skill, she could probably kill them pretty easily, especially given how vulnerable they are in this moment with their weapons in a pile off to one side and the fact that they don’t think of her as a threat. She’s eyeing their swords because she is obviously considering killing them. But then–! They’re unexpectedly nice to her. The soldiers of her enemies offer her food and wine and a place by their fire, and they’re friendly and polite to her, and they talk to her about their lives, about what they’d be doing if they were home where they want to be instead of off fighting someone else’s war. The scene is about Arya realizing that these guys are just people like her, that they have families and hobbies and hopes, and that it’s not their fault they happen to be on opposite sides of this fight. They show her that they aren’t soulless monsters the way you’d want to believe about your enemies and so she spares them, proving that she hasn’t become soulless either despite what she’s done, and they all share this quiet few minutes of peace and humanity in the middle of their otherwise bloody and brutal lives. 

The complaint from those who don’t get it: it’s boring. It’s three minutes of nothing happening because they just wanted to write an overrated popstar into the show. To this, I say: YOUR FACE IS BORING. And just because you don’t get it, you’re going to come online and act like it’s Ed Sheeran’s fault your mind isn’t analytical enough to understand the themes and nuances of your dragon show? Listen, this scene is brilliant. And touching. And sad and beautiful. It makes you question what it means to fight for something, what the point of it is, whether maybe there’s a better way – like sitting by the fire and singing a song together while drinking blackberry wine and being nice

The people who don’t understand this scene wouldn’t have understood it no matter who played Ed’s part, but I frankly think it was a perfect casting. A guy who is this famous, someone you might expect to hate but who actually has a reputation for being kind to people, playing the part of a soldier in the enemy’s army who is actually kind. Art imitating life! I love it.

Oh, and I guess the third kind of person who bashed Ed’s Game of Thrones appearance is just the usual trolls. 

Here’s the bottom line, though: there is no real, logical reason to hate Ed’s cameo. I’m not saying people aren’t allowed, obviously. If they don’t like him, for whatever bizarre reason they can come up with, then that’s their prerogative. But  the fact is he looked great, sounded great, did as good a job delivering his lines as any of the other people in the scene, and was all around a pleasure to watch – and certainly the opposite of a show ruiner. And this is coming from a huge Game of Thrones fan! There may be other people - both famous and unknown - who could have done as good a job as Ed did in that role, but there is no one who could have done it better

And did I mention how great he sounded? :D

Alllllrighty, all that being said, and to address the other part of your message, I’m not actually convinced the twitter thing had much (if anything) to do with people dissing Ed’s Game of Thrones appearance. In fact, I’ve seen a lot more positive and/or funny feedback about it than negative. I think a lot of people - and the media - are assuming the GoT cameo was related because the two things happened within a day of each other and so the hate has been blown largely out of proportion to be used as a reason. But unless Ed or Stuart or somebody releases some sort of statement about it saying that was the case, I don’t think it’s necessary or productive to link the two things together. I’m content that Ed’s cameo was perfect, and his twitter account is back. :) 

People are really planning to boycott the new Pokemon movie??? Seriously???

God forbid they don’t have Brock and Misty would haven’t been in the show in 6 and 11 years respectively so current fans wouldn’t know who they are or have the same emotional attachment 20+ year olds have.

God forbid they give one of the new characters a backstory that connects to another popular character in the series because this is suppose to celebrate 20 years of Pokemon and mentioning said character is actually really nice.

God forbid they do something in the movie that’s been done at least in two other movies and it’s effects get negated by the end of the movie CAUSE ITS A KIDS MOVIE.

Stop being bitter adults about a kids movie targeted towards CURRENT CHILDREN. It will not “ruin your childhood” stop acting entitled to certain shit, cause you’re not.

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“Sebastian’s anti-mage rants are so annoying!”

anonymous asked:

15 & 18? Kevin helps Moose with homework or something @ Pop's, and M puts the moves on him. (Kevin is a pure little bean he is faithful to his little snake and tries to subtly tell him no.) Joaquin shows up and is about to like fight a bitch and DEFEND HIS MAN! :3 I don't rlly know, there's just a serious lack of Joavin writing, and I love your work so I think you could do a good job. :)

15. “I’ve been doing nothing but staring at the same page for over an hour and I still have no idea what any of this says.”
18. “Sorry, what the hell did you just say?” 


Pairing: Kevin Keller x Joaquin

Warnings: Some slight cursing.

A/N: Thanks for requesting, nonnie! :)

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“Hey, Kevin!” Moose called after him that day in the school halls, catching up to where he stood by his locker.
Kev closed his locker before turning to face him. “What’s up, moose?”
“I was wondering if you could help me out with something after school. Maybe at Pop’s? It’s just… I’ve been doing nothing but staring at the same page for over and hour and I still have no idea what any of this says.” He offered a nervous chuckle, scratching at the back of his neck.
Kevin was reluctant but nonetheless nodded his head. “Pop’s would be fine.” Then he turned back around and began walking towards his next class.

That night at Pop’s, Kevin had been seated fifteen minutes ago and still no sign of moose. He was seriously considering leaving when the bell above the door jingled and in came Moose.
He spotted him in a booth towards the back and slid in to his side of the booth, sitting really close.
Moose smiled at him before displaying his book from out of his backpack.
“This is math?” Kev questioned, already beginning to open the book.
He nodded. “Unfortunately.”
“Unfortunately? I can have you done and out of here within twenty minutes. This is easy.” Kevin didn’t mean to brag, but he was really good at this kind of stuff.
They sat there in silence a little while after that- the only time either of them spoke was if Moose asked a question of if Kevin had to answer his question.
And then he felt it.
Moose slipped his hand onto his knee. Kevin looked up at him as a warning but when his hand still stayed in place, he picked it up and dropped it onto the booth before continuing, acting like nothing had just happened.
Moose apparently hadn’t got the hint, however because his hand was now on his thigh. Kevin rolled his eyes and gripped his hand tightly this time, slapping it onto the table.
Moose smiled and within his anger he had forgot to let go of his hand.
Joaquin walked inside at that very moment to see them holding hands, Moose smiling brightly at him.
Without really thinking, filled with his own jealousy and rage, Joaquin walked up to where they were sitting very confidently. “Hey, Moose? Why don’t you do us all a big favor and fuck off.”
Moose let go of Kevin’s hand at that, turning to face him. When he saw nothing but Southside trash he stood up. “Sorry, what the hell did you just say?”
“You heard me. Get out of here.” Joaquin wasn’t even the closest bit afraid of the fact that Moose was a little taller than him.
He had fought worse before, and he had won.
Moose balled his fist up like he was going to throw the first punch but instead he reluctantly gathered his things and looked like he was getting ready to leave.
And then he sent a wink Kevin’s way.
Joaquin balled his fist up this time- he was the first to throw a punch. “If I were you I would just leave. Don’t make things harder on yourself, pal.”
Now, with a bloody cheek, Moose didn’t dare make another move. He quickly walked out of Pop’s and Joaquin watched him go with a smile that matched Kevin’s.
“Awe, were you jealous?” Kevin asked, standing up to be with Joaquin.
Joaquin rolled his eyes and wrapped his arm around Kev’s waist. “Shut up.”

cathp2002  asked:

There's something I don't get about Hermione... Idk if it's the same in the UK but here in Canada, kids born in September can start school at 4 since they turn 5 in the same month so they technically are always younger then their schoolmates. Hermione's birthday is in September and yet she's still older then Harry since she turned 17 before him, does it mean that she had to retake a year at school because she failed classes before coming to Hogwarts?

So we’ve found that the Hogwarts system works like this:

The cutoff for Hogwarts is August 1, I believe, so Harry would just meet the cutoff date for getting to go to Hogwarts, and he would be one of the younger ones at Hogwarts. Whereas Hermione would be one of the oldest since she was born only a month after the cutoff date. It really just depends on the boundaries set by Hogwarts for age. Does that make sense? If not, send another ask and I’ll clarify!

anonymous asked:

I don't know whether someone has already asked about this or you've already talked about it but I thought of something. There's this thing with the grenade launcher being a symbol for performing!Dean's facade coming down, right? So I noticed that it was always Sam who kept Dean from using it. Could it be a symbol for the fact that ultimately, the brodependency was keeping Dean back because he still felt like he had to maintain the strong parental role for his /child/?

I’d love to hear @mittensmorgul thoughts on this actually, as she’s the one I saw talking heaps about the grenade launcher this season… that ok Mittens?!

Personally absolutely, this is a key part of the Performing!Dean facade, that he is Sam’s parent and as such needs to protect him from anything, even parts of himself that he sees as unfit parent-wise, it’s a standard parent - child dynamic, especially for a single parent, to put the child first before indulging in what they want themselves.

It reminds me of the parents who say that they rediscovered life and go travelling / buy a villa in Spain or become circus acrobats or whatever, once the kids go off to college, because they rediscover themselves after repressing it for so long for the kids, while the kids are nonethewiser and often like WTF? I didn’t know you would have wanted to do that? You could have! I wouldn’t have stopped you! But the parents see that they have to put the childs needs before their own…

I think the brodepedency is definitely a big part of why Dean felt that he had to hold back, it wasn’t Sam’s intention of course, whereas Sam’s intention was to stop him using the grenade launcher, until the time was right… but yeah, it still fits in the sense that a large part of it is Sam even if it isn’t intentional on his part.

anonymous asked:

I'm not even gonna be delusional, I'm being serious af. I'm not even one of those delusional shippers, but when I see evidence starring me straight in the face, I don't ignore it. She KNOWS what the moon means, she fucking knows and she still chose to tweet it, even if it does mean something else to her. I very much doubt that though, there's no way this isn't linked with camren.

Very much likely you’re correct my friend.