there's only one of my so shh

  • Eileen: Sam! Why are there so many lacy pink panties in your washing machine?
  • Eileen: You told me, you said. You said there was no one else, you lied to me
  • Sam: Oh my God, No! Eileen. Those belong to Dean and Cas
  • Eileen: What?!
  • Sam: I...there's nothing wrong with guys wearing lingerie
  • Eileen: No, no...that's fine
  • Eileen: ...How would you feel about wearing a G-string?
  • Sam: Only if it's classy
  • Sam:
  • Sam: But even if it's not
So I showed my dad DHMIS 2 today (he's already seen the first one)
  • Dad: .... That's several minutes of my life I'll never get back.
  • Me: Shh it was only 3 minutes. Anyway, so there are people who have made humanized versions of the clock and paper pa-
  • Dad: Thats stupid. Some people have way too much time on their hands.
  • Me: But there's a time and a place for mucking around...
  • Dad: I don't care. It's dumb.
  • Me: Woa there friend, you might need to slow down!
  • Dad: ..............no.