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Things one could do with Zexion’s powers

Alternate Title: Why Zexion’s powers are broken as fuck in the right hands

This is an exercise in creativity not morality. 
Also doesn’t account for probable energy/planning needed to do all this crud.
Also there is admittedly some overlap but not a ton 

  1. Do a lot of social experiments 
  2. Avoid anyone who annoys me by turning invisible every time they walk by
  3. Avoid people by turning into someone else and giving them false directions
  4. Get out of random things in general by turning invisible and sneaking off
  5. Create an illusion of godzilla and have it rampage through town
  6. Create a bunch of will o wisps and see how many travelers I can lead astray (this is admittedly inspired by the fact that Zexion’s powers are similar to that of Japanese folklore foxes) 
  7. Ruin someone’s reputation by pretending to be them 
  8. Pull a Noctis and summon a bunch of different weapons to fight with (this idea didn’t come from Noctis, it’s sort of a natural progression from summoning a bunch of the same weapon which we saw in Kh II, speaking of which)
  9. Summon a bunch of the same weapon to fight with
  10. Copy anime fighting moves or just action fighting move in general (like you could totally summon the giga drill from Gurren Lagann) 
  11. Create clones of myself to make things like cleaning and homework go faster
  12. Have my clone appear to be attentive during a meeting while I secretly do something else in a spot nearby 
  13. Be the best cosplayer ever 
  14. Make small changes to my physical appearance for short amounts of time 
  15. Talk to multiple people at once (admittedly they probably have to be fairly close in proximity to one another and I would have to able to keep track of multiple conversations at once)
  16. Throw a giant boat at someone
  17. Create cute animals for other people to pet and hold
  18. Bring imaginary creatures to life 
  19. Turn into an animal myself and sneak around 
  20. Make it seem like some ferocious animals have escaped from the zoo 
  21. Make people think a place is legitimately haunted 
  22. Open a kick ass haunted house and make a ton of money 
  23. Become the best special effects artist ever and make a ton of money
  24. Become the most amazing magician ever and make a ton of money
  25. Cheat on an exam by A. Creating a clone to take the test B. Having the original me stand behind the smartest kid in class while invisible C. Having my clone copy answers from the smartest kid in class 
  26. Be the best voice imitator ever
  27. Imitate the voices of people I don’t like and make them say stupid shit
  28. Be the best singer ever because I change my voice to sound like anyone and hit any note
  29. Memorize a piece of music and then pretend to play it on an instrument
  30. Actually learn a piece of music and then use my illusions to make it sound slightly better
  31. Summon a clone and then have a discussion/argument with myself 
  32. Mute annoying people (if I can create the illusion of sound I can probably create the illusion of silence) 
  33. Reenact entire movie sequences to a T
  34. Bring cartoon characters to life 
  35. Make people question whether reality is real or not
  36. Start an urban legend or perpetuate an urban legend
  37. Fake my own death and then show up to my own funeral 
  38. Make money and then buy stuff with it (like I said exercise in creativity not morality) 
  39. Become the best spy ever 
  40. Make an area seem cleaner than it actually is
  41. Sneak into movies 
  42. Be the master of pranks
  43. Create the illusion of an army and then storm a place (also works for protests)
  44. Carry around contraband items by making them look like something else
  45. Always pass room inspections
  46. Make yourself seem older or younger than you actually are  
  47. Create an imaginary friend that isn’t invisible 
  48. Make something appear to spontaneously combust 
  49. Start a fight between friends by either pretending to be one of them or doing the whole invisible thing (be invisible, do something, wait for one person to blame the other, repeat until they’re fighting one another)
  50. Throw random glitter and confetti into the air 

Edit: Oh forgot one, create 3d models to help visualize what you’re trying to create with an artistic medium (ie you need to draw the dragon you see in your head, make an illusion of the dragon in your head and then draw it) 

Getting texts from Joker before and after running away (Mission gone Wrong!)
  • (Before running away)
  • ♥️Y/n: I didn't mean too! I didn't expect Robin to sneak up behind me like that!
  • 🃏Joker: You stupid Bitch! You're a fucking assassin! How the FUCK do you not know when there's a person behind you?
  • ♥️Y/n: Don't Fucking blame this on me J! Your guys are the ones who actually messed this up! How the fuck did they not see someone coming right in front of them? Are they blind?
  • 🃏Joker: You're just saying this because it's on text! If you have the guts, say these shits in front of my face!
  • ♥️Y/n: FUCK OFF!
  • ♥️Y/n: You fucking broccoli looking face! IM NOT FUCKING STAYING WITH YOU ANYMORE! FUCKING PHYCHO!Can't even kill the bat when he's right in front of you but can act tough when he's gone!
  • 🃏Joker: You know what! Stay at my penthouse! I wanna see you! I'm sorry for putting so much pressure on you and calling you a bitch! It wasn't you, it was my guys who messed up!
  • ♥️Y/n: It's okay! I'll wait for you!
  • (After running away)
  • ♥️Y/n: YOU STUPID IDIOT! You think I'm gonna stay and watch you kill me? That's bullshit! And I thought you were smart enough to catch onto what I was saying.
  • 🃏Joker: Oh you messed with the wrong person doll! I'm not the one ANYONE including YOU should mess with. I will find you and make you pay!
  • ♥️Y/n: Pay for what? For your gas? Fuck that shit I'm outta here! You ain't gonna find me because I'm not even in the same country as you!
  • (You are in fact in the same STATE as him!)
  • 🃏Joker: Babygirl! You know daddy is sorry for what he did to you! Why don't you come back and play with him! After all, I'm the only one who can please you!
  • ♥️Y/n: Fuck you asshole! Although I hate you, I would still love to Fuck you but looking into the future, it doesn't look like I'm with you anymore!
  • 🃏Joker: I'm gonna find you, and make you mine after punishing you!
  • ♥️Y/n: I'm not fucking Harley to stick around with you after all the abuse! You can't find me! Until then, peace out Joker!
  • (No hate to Harley Quinn❤️💙)
  • 🃏Joker: See you soon Babygirl!

anonymous asked:

I'm reading things, people complaining about lack of OL content, negativity in the fandom, overreacting on Tumblr, etc. Has everyone forgotten that not even that long ago OL bloggers, fans like any one of us have been threatened, personal info doxxed? And people are bitching because not enough Outlander on Tumblr? Bitch at Starz. It's so easy to pretend like it all turned toxic overnight over one photo. Just the straw that broke the camel's back, and there's PLENTY of blame to go around.


kradeiz  asked:

Personally, I find there's a double standard in how the Phandom treats Sam. I mean, everyone agrees that Vlad was horribly written in Season 3 as well, but they place the blame on Hartman and the writers, not on Vlad himself. And yet Sam gets all the blame for how she's written in S3 and other iffy episodes despite it being pretty much the same situation.

You and me both, pal. I get sick of hearing it all.

My biggest problem with the criticisms of Sam is that I’ve yet to hear a single one that really justifies why she gets singled out. There aren’t any complaints that are exclusive to her. Characters that are put on the moral high ground by the narrative, even if they don’t deserve it? Sidney Poindexter’s one example. Bad writing? Every character in the show with the possible exception of Clockwork. Characters who don’t acknowledge they’re wrong? Two examples are Valerie and Jazz.

Heck, I can think of three instances off the top of my head where Sam has admitted she was wrong and apologized (Memory Blank and twice in Fanning the Flames.) Valerie never utters those words. Not once. Yet she’s not criticized for it.

And how about all those times when Danny and Tucker are honestly kinda shitty to her? They don’t get criticized when they’re bad to her. Because it’s Sam. It’s okay for her to be treated like crap, but if she makes a mistake? Heaven forbid! If other characters can have their mistakes blamed on bad writing, so can Sam.

I’ve gone on and on about how I personally view Sam’s character and why I don’t bother with the criticisms other people have for her. I just don’t think a lot of those problems are as bad as people pretend. Besides, I like to keep things positive unless I feel I can add something to the discussion that I haven’t seen before. Sam has been criticized to the moon and back. There’s nothing I can add, so instead I focus on the defense side. She doesn’t get that as often.

At this point, I’m probably going to ignore future criticisms of Sam unless they bring up points that I haven’t previously talked about. I think I make my blog easy enough to navigate if people have questions about older topics. I don’t mean this in a rude way, of course. Not everyone’s been here from the start. I just get not nice when I have to repeat points multiple times. So, it’s better for everyone if I focus on stuff I haven’t already talked about before.

Besides, it’s gotta be boring for everyone else to see me repeat the same things over and over, too.

anonymous asked:

Archie how do you feel if I told you on a nuzlocke I played, you and your grunts killer like 8 of my Pokémon And one of them was a water type and nearly killed my water type starter! Do you hate other people's Pokémon or what? This ask was from another Pokémon dimension so if there's words missing possibly that and how do you guys even hear us in the first place! Is it the work of Colress or some weird stalker or the cops with a bug on this system to hunt your location? (Some one take my thing)

As fer the second part of your question, the Silver lad’s the one who’s been handing them out. Where he’s been getting ‘em from, yeh best be askin’ him.

self luvin

People always ask the question: do people control their destiny or is there some form of higher power that controls everything? Through personal experience, throughout the course of 5 years I’ve learned- the only thing in life we control is what we get out of experiences that the universe puts us through. Personally I’m very lucky, I’ve never suffered. The only things that have affected my life negatively are situations I put myself through. Now, I take full responsibility for all the experiences in my life- last summer (2015) I went through a short horrible relationship with a guy and for weeks or months after it ended, I blamed him for ruining my life and who I was as a person. I told myself and my friends that he ruined me. Eventually I realized how wrong I was and accepted an apology I never received from him, it was me, just me and my fault. I’m the one who chose to be so deeply affected what he did. Theres a line in a song that goes something like “if you know you have to let go and you don’t did it really hurt you?” when we get hurt it only gets better from there you can only move forward literally- time doesn’t stop for anyone not even you or me (crazy right) this is the only September 9th, 2016 we’re ever going to get. Eventually we get over everything- time heals. New memories replace old memories and we move on and everyone knows it. The most famous quote ever is “it gets better” so why hold on to a grudge if you know you’re eventually going to let go?
      In my 7th through around 9th/10th grade I went through a really hard emotional state and I’m not sure of
the causes, I just really didn’t like who I was physically and my home life wasn’t what I thought was normal and I didn’t have many people to openly talk about my feelings because I myself didn’t even know
how to express it. So it wasn’t one thing that led me to it, it was just kind of a “when it rains, it pours” affect. I felt out of place constantly with everyone everywhere, I felt like I was not of this Earth- like I was born at the wrong place or the wrong time. My life felt meaningless and I know it seems young to feel that way but just even thinking about it right now is so vivid, I know it wasn’t just some little thing that happened to me because it really changed my life and it’s hard for me to openly talk about it sometimes because who I am right now is so different than who I was at that time. I felt resentment
against the world, all my thoughts were negative. All everyone ever wants to feel is that they’re good enough and I didn’t feel that. I got sickly here and there because of whatever was happening to me- I don’t
want to label it as depression because that word just seems too harsh and I don’t like labels and I hate when people feel bad for me. What I mean by I got sickly is there would be weeks I would only chew gum and drink water and not sleep for days. I’d have real anxiety attacks and forget how to breathe. I would put myself in circumstances that I know I would get hurt in and just wouldn’t care. I mean that
emotionally and physically- I did things that hurt my body and I was in relationships with people that I
knew didn’t really care about me, not just romantic relationships even friendships.
I remember waking up one morning and thinking, I don’t want to feel this way anymore. My mom told me to start living for Jessyka. I learned that happiness and sadness is a personal choice. Through church and learning about spirituality I went through a week period of complete euphoria. I was just so thankful
and appreciative of what I had, I even cried a couple times just because I woke up. Remembering this still gets me emotional.
      Think about every bad thing you’ve done even white lies. There’s so many universal wrongs we’ve all committed but I still wake up with clothes on my back and a roof on my head and change in my pockets and thats really enough to be happy about. The grace of the highest power thinks I deserve everything I have and even deserve love from him/her/it. I read somewhere about introspection-
self analyzing and treating. I told myself in the mirror everyday (true story) “I love you so much, you are so cute” and eventually it stuck. I am obsessed with me now! People don’t like me because I’m “cocky”
“conceited” “narcissistic” and I truly do not care because for YEARS I would’ve rather been dead but now I thank God every single day for everything ever and I think I look good. Self love is the best love believe me. I’m so blessed to have learned it at such a young age. When you’re constantly happy and positive you attract better things.
      I used to look for love so hard I was rushing to grow up but I didn’t even love myself yet, once I started falling in love with Jessyka- I found someone really special and I hope he stays around for a long long time. I didn’t have a solid group of friends until 10th grade and I’m still friends with them to this day and I would kill for them. My home life was restored about a year ago. Be grateful for what you have really, every single thing about this life is so wonderful and amazing- it brings tears to my eyes the love I have for life now. I’m glad I went through whatever this was because it turned me into the happiest person to live I swear. Take good from everything because thats all you can do and there is really good in everything. Positive attracts positive.

anonymous asked:

@ the person who wanted fics with stars in them there's 'lowercase_stars' by @Cassiatheflowerchild over on ao3


Dan’s mind is stuck in the sky, infatuated by the stars, Phil’s the one who keeps him on the ground.

“Dodie and Phil are waiting for him under the amber glow of a streetlamp in front of the 24-hour coffee shop. They’re used to him being late, used to the brown-eyed boy being too caught up in the universe to have any time to even remotely care about the people who he’s supposed to be doing things with.

They don’t blame him. They, too, can see into the vastness of the universe and get stuck in how it looks. But Dan is the only one who actually physically cannot look away.

Phil says something about Dan being late and Dodie hums a quiet tune under her breath.

It’s just after 2am but it’s the best time to be awake.”

- Tori

cnjk9799  asked:

Number 26, with Chan please?? Please make it super angsty if you want💕💕 thanks!!

your wish is my command, but w the recent shit thats been happening lately w chan i can’t say that it hasn’t influenced/inspired this

dino + 26. “do you hate me, too?”

word count: 248

He paced back and forth, alone in the room, his phone lying face down, so as to purposely ignore any incoming calls or text messages that might come through.

Chan didn’t understand. It should have been impossible. But he couldn’t have seen it coming, either, and neither could you.

It wasn’t necessarily anything scandalous either, the gesture was actually quite sweet, but both you and Chan knew that he had very many fans. Most of them were supportive, but there were always that few in a bunch that would go bat-shit crazy if they ever knew of your relationship.

And while Chan wasn’t the most honest, he wasn’t forced to share every piece of his life with the fans, either.

Hearing the door open behind him, his expression softened at your presence standing in the doorway.

You walked right over, pulling him in for a hug, not even caring if anyone saw anymore.

Chan sighed, “Do you hate me, too?”

The question was truly out of place, and you could have smacked him for it if not for the forlorn expression that graced his face.

You shook your head, “I could never. You aren’t to blame for that. No one is, except for the person that leaked it. I wouldn’t let some stupid video get in the way of what we have. I’m a carat too, you know.”

That in itself seemed to brighten his mood, as he laughed, pulling you in closer. “I really do love you.”

send me a number + member/pairing for a drabble of at least 200 words

-admin steph

nightmare scenario: you’re attacking on Gibraltar. lets say you had to solo queue because your usual crew wasn’t online. no one on the team wants to go healer, so seeing that the mercy buff came out, you decided to play her. your team consists of yourself as mercy, a tracer, soldier76, reaper, junkrat and hanzo. no one wants to go tank. despite this, you stay on mercy. you’re doing okay and are better at defending yourself, but that doesn’t stop the ult spam. the enemy team does a zarya + reaper combo. your entire team, excluding you who had just respawned, died. so you do what you know to do. you hurry over and try to rez but seeing as theres 5 people and you can only rez one, you decide to rez soldier. he can heal himself and you and maybe hold on just a bit longer. but wait- theres a chorus! several thanks! a few understoods! a message shoots your way ‘wow thanks for not rezzing me bad mercy delete’ the reaper is mad you didn’t rez him. you had a cooldown and had to make a quick decision. the soldier didnt do as good as you thought. you both die and the other team wins. you are blamed for the loss. all because you could only rez one person. the reaper continues to belittle you until you block him.

the body of Prie and Rose @seereethepagan‘s OCs

hap brith dear  💖 🎁 🎈 🍰 💖

anonymous asked:

I'm not saying it will happen, I was just saying that IF it ever happened I think the fandom would turn on them real quick and vote them out bc that's just the type of fandom you guys are. Backstabbers for the most part. There's a reason why Yixing only gets attention if he's hyping up the other popular members lol and Xiumin is just as bad. I don't necessarily blame exo-ls for not finding Yixing and Xiumin since they're bland and not that attractive, but armies would never do that. We love jin

im not going to be an asshole and take this one person as a representation of an entire fanbase but let me just say to you specifically:

anonymous asked:

wait what's wrong with bpd tumblr...i have bpd & i don't want to perpetuate anything bad

its fine to have bpd but that side of tumblr tends to either act like a lot of symptoms are unique to bpd when other cluster b disorders or other mental illnesses in general have the same symptom. ofc theres stuff thats unique but when theres posts everywhere thatre like “haha that feel when [cluster b trait] and [regular mental illness thing]! dont rb if you dont have bpd!” bc imo it ends up w more people self-dxing w bpd (i support educated self dx ofc but acting like bpd is totally separate from other cluster b disorders makes that really damn hard, esp when people are just starting to look into it. the fact that bpd is really the only pd to get any attention and support here makes it even worse).

also bpd tumblr does this thing where it like. encourages actively harmful behavior and pins those behaviors on the disorder, so people dont feel like they have to take responsibility for their actions. plus any time anyone criticizes someone w bpd for being harmful, that person oftentimes yells abt ableism and how they cant help it but like….. take some responsibility for your actions……. like?? im a narcissist but that doesnt mean i can go around treating everyone as inferior? caleb is avoidant but that doesnt mean he can just ignore everyone and cut them off w no warning? like just bc you have a personality disorder, that doesnt mean you can do whatever you want w no criticism. then theres bpd tumblr with their “haha that feel when your fp talks to one other person, instead of taking responsibility for my emotions im gonna blame them for interacting w anyone but me! lol :P”

sorry you probably didnt want this many words this just drives me crazy

anonymous asked:

yeah its real easy to reblog that post about not getting notes when you regularly gets loads of reblogs and have tons of followers. i've had a tumblr for just as long as you, i regularly create new content and am active in my fandom. my follower count? 232. and damn does it hurt when people like you say i'm being catty and petty because i'm frustrated and then offer some bullshit empty advise. thaaaaanks

Oh, yes. Thank you for categorizing me into the “people like you” group. This kind of messages is exactly why I reblogged that post. Have you read it until the end? Because I, as one of “those people” can definitely say it has some amazing points from the perspective.

The thing is, you are being catty and petty, I’m sorry but I can hear it in the tone of your message from all down here and I don’t even know you or follow you. If you sound the same to your followers no wonder people don’t want this negativity. But I hope you don’t take it out on your followers or this bitterness doesn’t really reflect in your art or internet communtication.

It’s still going to be a bullshit empty advise for you, but try to hear me out and abstract from your situation.

Say, you see this advise about a subject that matters to you a lot, and instead of actually trying to GET IT, you’re choosing to get all angry at “people like me” who try to help you. 

I have to ask. What is it you create the new content for? Is it gaining followers? If so, your priorities are not quite there. You create content for yourself, for others to ENJOY or relate to, but not for the basic follower count. I feel like people who are way too focused on getting followers forget that a) followers are PEOPLE, b) they “create” art mostly for the sake of “popularity”.

What if the content you create doesn’t resonate with as many people as you like? The problem then, is in you, and not other people or people like me. I’m sorry for putting it so bluntly.

What I mean is…Usually artist’s personality shines through their art. Whenever I see the art I can mostly see what artist is like and what they love and how they are. Some artists shine through their kindness, some show their wit, some show people cheerfulness and hope. People can see it. 

So, the key point here is what do YOU shine through?

Maybe it’s not quite something that people want to surround themselves with.

Also, maybe you aren’t quite as good yet. It is possible, sometimes even if the “message” in the art is right, the delivery still isn’t as much on point. Whether it’s a thing or not, you still have to strive for improvement. People love seeing development.

And the last thing. A three-year-old child, bumping in the bench, always blames the bench for getting in the way. But the child age 5, usually says he’s at fault for not looking where he was going. All because before 5, children can’t think critically of themselves.

Don’t be the three year old child.

ps also, anon, I have forgotten. 232 is still A LOT of people who despite everything decided they wanted to have a glimpse of your presense and personality on their dashboard. appreciate them instead of being boo-hoo it’s just 232! Imagine them all coming to your room and get your priorities right. 

Sorry for being so…straight forward in this.

veronicasanders  asked:

Phi Phi is also a person that is very easily manipulated by producers. Which means that her talent always got overshadowed by the reality TV bullshit, which sucks, because I think her talent is enormous. Mind you - I'm not blaming the edit. I'm blaming the people on set who got her to say and do all that shit in the first place.


Originally posted by perritasgif

  • Hiccup: Astrid? Do you ever feel lonely? Even when you're around other people?
  • Astrid: Yah. I think everyone feels like that sometimes.
  • Hiccup: Is it normal to feel like that all the time?
  • Astrid: Well... I don't think it's good. But I'm sure some people do. And I'm sure it will pass. Just take some time and remember people love you. Why? Do you feel like that?
  • Hiccup: I've felt like that for a while. It got worse when my mom... Left.
  • Astrid: Have you ever told your dad about it?
  • Hiccup: I don't think I could ever tell him. Because I think he sorta blames me for my mom going away.
  • Astrid: It wasn't your fault. Sometimes things just happen and they're out of our control.
  • Hiccup: I guess. But it's not a question, that... If it weren't for me... My mom might be here today. She was protecting me. It's because of me.
  • Astrid: So is the liberation of Berk. And it's also because of you that I'm here today. And Fishlegs, Tuffnut, Ruffnut, Snotlout, Heather... There's not one person here that you haven't helped or saved completely. It's also because of you we're no longer in a war. And our enemies are our allies. Because of you all of that happened. And I'm proud to call you my friend. I look up to you, Hiccup.
  • Hiccup: .....
  • Astrid: Let's go, it's getting dark.

anonymous asked:

Hi, I saw your post about loosing someone to suicide. I'm not sure how long ago you posted it but I just lost someone to suicide and don't know how to cope. I want to cry but I can't. And I just can't stop blaming myself

It happened over a year ago, but it feels like just yesterday I got the phone call. I made the post a few months ago I believe. But It’s best to try and not blame yourself. I know this is going to sound cheesy, but there’s nothing you could have done. I know from personal experience of attempted suicide (to myself) and theres nothing anyone could have done to stop me. I stoped myself. No one else. 

I’m sorry what happened to you. I wouldn’t want that to happen to anyone else. It’s a horrible experience for anyone to go through. If you, or anyone else for that matter, needs help, I’m here for you guys

Originally posted by sweet-cider

When They Meet Your Parents (Kissed By The Baddest Bidder Headcanon)
  • Eisuke: Humble. He's so polite, that you're a bit surprised. And he's being so modest about his accomplishments. The ones he's accustomed to bragging about. A hand strings through his hair, as a warm blush covers his cheeks. "It's really nothing ma'am."
  • Baba: Charming. In fact, you think your mothers fallen in love with him a bit. Not that you can blame her, he has brilliant taste, and with his warm personality, he could probably make any woman fall in love with him. But when she's not looking, he squeezes you hand, leaning over to whisper: "How do you think I'm doing?"
  • Mamoru: Clean. There's not even a hint of cigarette smoke lingering on his suit. He's combed his hair, and slicked it back. And he's shaved his face at least twice in the last hour alone. The clean smell of aftershave wafts over to you, his lips an inch away from your ear. "I hope this is okay."
  • Soryu: Stoic. You're pretty sure your parents are scared half to death by his physique alone, as they sit across the table from you two. His face isn't leaving room for any emotions to shine through, but you can tell he's nervous. You can't exactly whisper any words of encouragement right now, so all you do is squeeze his hand. "Thank you."
  • Ota: Awkward. He's usually so relaxed, it's actually amusing to see him like this. He's jumping at the smallest things, and he's moving around in stiff jerky movements. His expression is rather cute, it almost looks like he's about to crack under the pressure any moment. "Lovely weather we're having isn't it?"
  • -SKY