there's no way it hasn't been

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It’s the beginning of the bkkweek too!!!! First prompt was New which was kind of yelling at me for bakunari fluff I’ll be honest with all of you

we–

–are the avengers

we’ll always save the day

and if you think we can’t–

–we’ll always find a way

that’s why the people of this world believe in:

tony

natasha

and bruce

and stephen!

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Ain't No Grave (Can Keep My Body Down) (107,076 words) by spitandvinegar [AO3]

Chapters: 10/10
Fandom: Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Bucky Barnes/Steve Rogers
Characters: Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes, Sam Wilson, Natasha Romanov, Tony Stark, Clint Barton, Phil Coulson, Original Characters, Pepper Potts, Matt Murdock, Foggy Nelson, Claire Temple
Additional Tags: Post-Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Drug Abuse, Homelessness, Jewish Bucky Barnes, Catholic Steve Rogers, Religious Imagery & Symbolism, Artist Steve Rogers, Identity Issues, POV Alternating, Not Avengers: Age of Ultron (Movie) Compliant, because I am a desert pony that runs as wild and free as the wind, Period Typical Attitudes, Masturbation, Past Peggy Carter/Steve Rogers, original kid characters, a coupla goddamn kids, Pinkberry, Past Rape/Non-con
Series: Part 2 of Ain’t No Grave
Summary: It’s six in the morning, and Steve is heading out on a run when he nearly trips over a bouquet of sunflowers on the front steps of his brownstone.

For a second paranoia takes over, and he kicks the flowers a little, waiting for them to explode. They don’t. They also came with a card, which he picks up. The front of the card has a tasteful picture of the Brooklyn bridge at sunset. It’s very nice and sedate, like the kind of card you would buy to give to your boss. On the inside someone has written a short message in big, shaky block letters.

I AM SORRY FOR SHOOTING YOU.

Steve sits down hard on the steps.

Edward Nygma who doesn’t know what bisexuality is

Edward Nygma who thinks you either like boys or you like girls

Edward Nygma who knows he likes girls but thinks he might like boys and is confused by that 

Edward Nygma who forms feelings for Oswald Cobblepot but has no idea what they are, what they mean

Edward Nygma who thinks Oswald has feelings for him but is still confused about his own feelings

Edward Nygma who, when he meets Isabella, projects all of his feelings for Oswald onto this girl because he knows he likes girls

Edward Nygma who, once Isabella no longer wants to be involved with him, comes to realize that his feelings for her weren’t genuine

Edward Nygma who realizes what his feelings for Oswald are, who no longer thinks you have to pick one or the other

Edward Nygma who doesn’t know what bisexuality is until he realizes and accepts what his feelings for Oswald are

Edward Nygma who shares this with Oswald

Oswald Cobblepot who only likes boys but doesn’t have a single problem with his boyfriend also liking girls so long as he likes him the most

Bisexual Edward Nygma who didn’t always know what his sexuality was but found it much easier to accept with the help of his boyfriend

Edward Nygma and Oswald Cobblepot in a healthy and supportive queer relationship

  • Chad: So what do you want?
  • Sonny: Some answers!
  • Chad: To what?
  • Sonny: (talking about Mackenzie Falls) To how it all ends! To how long it's gonna be before you ask the girl you're destined to be with.
  • Chad: I'm....not sure I can answer that.
  • Sonny: Aren't you in charge of your own destiny?
  • Chad: Uh, I guess.
  • Sonny: Then it's time to say enough! I mean, when two people are this right for each other there's only one thing to do.
  • Chad: How long have you felt this way?
  • Sonny: Just since yesterday. It hasn't been long, but it hit me like a ton of bricks.
  • Chad: I mean, I guess I feel the same way.
  • Sonny: Well then do something about it!
  • Chad: Okay, I will. Sonny will you go out with me?
  • *studio audience screams*
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I thought maybe you could marry me. It’s not like you’re doing anything else. Please, it’s… I’m in a… it’s… it would just be on paper. I’m not asking for an actual marriage.

anonymous asked:

You art is absolutely amazing! You're definitely one I would buy commissions from, and that makes three people I'd buy art from. I am head over heals in love with your Mpreg Loki, but doesn't the other highborns at court think it's weird that a male is pregnant? And how is Sigyn's reaction if there's any backtalking?? I'm just a bit curious since we know Loki's life hasn't been bully-free, neither in MCU or the mythology, poor baby.

Wow thank you! Commissions will hopefully be open publicly soon (I know I’ve said that before but some personal stuff has come up- I’m trying to slog through it tho I promise!)

I don’t think it’s a super big deal. Here on Earth, yeah sure it is. However this is space! Anything goes! 

I’ve said it before but the fastest way to yank me out of the Thor universe it to apply human/Earth logic and physiology to the other realms. This “two gender” dynamic very probably wouldn’t apply to the other 9 realms in the same way it does here. Throw magic into the mix and it opens up the board to a lot of possibilities. 

Maybe it’s not as common in Asgard, the ability to conceive and carry would be one more “weird thing” the second son of Odin could do, but I can’t see people being shocked by the pregnancy itself. The fandom has unofficially declared Jotunn as an intersex’d species, and this along with Loki’s genderfluid nature gives a far more natural basis than just “lol what if dude got preggers
(To be honest I think the court would be more pissed that Loki was actually Jotunn this whole time, than shunning him for getting pregnant).

This applies to the Consort AU as well. There’s millions, possibly BILLIONS if not more, kinds of species across the Nine and there’s no way they all stick to the humankind biology rule. IF THEY STICK TO THEM AT ALL. Who know’s, maybe Midgard’s the weird one 

In just my regular Logyn headcanons Loki and Sigyn hide their pregnancies of Narvi and Vali. They’ve got just too many enemies, and with the politics of Thor being the Crown Prince yet unwed and unwanting of the throne… well, that’s where a lot of ugly, Game of Throne type shit can go down. They decide to be safe rather than sorry. 

In the Consort AU however it’s more of a stunned silence from the court because their beloved King just married a Jotunn when they were barely even alright with her marrying an Aesir lol Once that settles tho, it’s still a legal heir, there’s no difference. 

I don’t tote the “Poor bullied baby Loki” line here, so I’m sorry about this lol But, one Loki deserves a lot of the shit he gets tbh (for starting most of that shit in the first place), and two, boy can fight his own battles. Sigyn offers him a lot of support but she isn’t there 24/7 coddling him from those meanies in court. He is Loki after all. 

Things I wonder about First Word Soulmate AUs/new take on the trope:

Tattoo parlors that specialize in covering soulmarks.

- Having a soulmate doesn’t mean things will work out. Maybe your soulmate brought out the worst of you and you only fit as that version of yourself, but you can’t stand it so you leave because you rather be single and a good person.

- Maybe they died and seeing their words becomes too much.

- Maybe that relationship was toxic and hell if you survived all that to keep their words on your skin.

- You don’t believe in fate and refuse to give into it, so fuck it, you are not even getting a nice tattoo you are getting a big fucking black square.

- You find love outside your soulmark and want to show that person those words don’t matter.

- A spy/person with a dangerous job wants to keep their soulmate safe.

Do you need to be face to face for the words to work? For example:

- If your soulmate was famous, and the first time you heard them was when a popular song was on the radio, does that mean you get the whole song tattoed into your skin?

- Similarly, what if you think somebody famous is your soulmate because you have the first song you heard from them tattoed, and then it turns out you went to a karaoke place and somebody sang it there? (and sang it badly)

- If you saw a TV show and one of the actors was your soulmate, and they addressed the camera like in the office, would that mean you have those words?

- Would they work if a telemarketer called you?

- What if you saw a youtube video/vine?

Changing marks:

- You don’t get a set soulmate. The decisions you make in life and the person you become change the outcome, so you start with “hello” and then decide to go study abroad and the words change to “thank fuck, you speak English too” and the hand writing is totally different so you know it’s not the same person.

- You start dating somebody who doesn’t have your words, but things are great and you absolutely fall madly in love, you can’t picture anybody else in your life and then the words in your wrist change to “hey did you pick up the milk?” and you recognize that handwriting and your partner comes out of the bedroom all sleepy and asks “hey did you pick up the milk?”

- The words are not on your skin immediately, so you meet somebody and then a few hours later notice that the asshole who yelled “get out of the way you moron” is your soulmate and now you have to fucking track them. Joy.

What about medieval times when people couldn’t read?

- Would there have been a profession/people capable of reading who dedicated their life to traveling around and reading people’s words to them so they could memorize them?

What if you are deaf or mute?

- Would you instead of having words be marked in the place where your soulmate touches you the first time?

anonymous asked:

it's 12:35am on October 10th, which means it's been exactly one year since my best friend killed herself. everyone told me it would get better but it hasn't. I still walk around with a terrifying sense of emptiness. and honestly? I'm sad. there's no poetic, deep way to say that. I'm sad and everyone's telling me I shouldn't be but how am I supposed to be happy when each morning that I wake up, means I have to live another day without her. fuck I miss her and I don't know what to do

You should be sad. I wouldn’t know what to do. I wouldn’t just get over it. I can’t imagine what that would be like if that happened to me. Allow yourself to be sad, but know that she was seriously struggling and sometimes it’s too difficult to try to feel better, even friends can’t cheer you up. So please try not to feel guilty because it was beyond your control. Putting yourself in her shoes, you wouldn’t blame your friends, right? As for missing her, of course you’re going to miss her, but eventually you have to allow yourself to move on and make other friends. No one can replace her, but you can have a new best friend and start focusing on your current friendships because it won’t do you any good to only ever think about the past. This is a tough situation, so give it some more time and it will get easier.

The Evolution of Dean Winchester:  A Season-by-Season Summary
  • Season 1: Dad's missing and he hasn't been back in a few days.
  • Season 2: Jeez, now both my parents are dead. There's no WAY my life could get any more depressing than this.
  • Season 3: Whelp, I'm literally going to hell.
  • Season 4: I'm not gay for this angel I'm not gay for this angel I'm not gay for this angel
  • Season 5: I am most definitely gay for this angel.
  • Season 6: I seriously wanna fuck this angel.
  • Season 7: OKAY, FUCK THIS ANGEL. And not even in the good way.
  • Season 8: CAS BABY I'M SO SORRY LET ME CUDDLE YOU AND TOUCH YOUR SCRUFF AND PROTECT YOU FROM THE MONSTERS OMG I'M NEVER GONNA LET YOU GO AGAIN
  • Season 9: Whelp, lost Cas again. And Sammy's possessed. And I've got the mark of Cain.
  • Season 10: Aaaand now I'm a demon. Fuck my life.
  • Season 11: My boyfriend's creepy aunt won't stop hitting on me, AND he's possessed by Satan. Seriously, fuck my life.

anonymous asked:

Your art style is TOTALLY AMAZING. Would you mind giving some tips for bodies and/or mouths?

there are a lot of art tutorials/tips out there for bodies and mouths and i don’t have much to add except this: the fastest way to get good at drawing people/faces is to study the old masters. rubens, rembrandt, durer, raphael, michaelangelo (you wanna be careful with him because he tends to invent his own muscles lol), carracci, cambiaso, etc, etc

also look up george bridgman, burne hogarth, andrew loomis, harry carmean, glenn vilppu - some modern(ish) artists who are unbelievable draftsmen ^^

specsthespectraldragon  asked:

There's a fox that keeps sneaking into the goldfish pond to take naps in it. My guess is that this is because it's a fox and the temperature is 90°+ in the shade and has been that way for over a week now (interestingly, the male that actually "owns" that territory hasn't been engaging in this behavior, just the trespasser). But hilariously, the goldfish have begun to swarm the fox every time it goes in. I would assume they're eating parasites or something off the fox?

…I would assume so, probably, yeah. Either that or dead skin? 

That sounds hilarious. Please submit a video or a photo if you can get one.