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cupcakes are totally a breakfast food

anonymous asked:

honestly, my favourite tony trope is him surviving so much bullshit that everyone starts to believe that he's actually immortal. Villains start just giving up on actually killing him, and either incapacitate him or make sure he's unavailable when they start the fight. Some of the more egotistical ones go out of their way to try. There's many conspiracy theories about him, and how it's possible that he's survived. One of his favourite pastimes is reading the more outlandish ones. (Tree)

Listen. It’s common knowledge among the villains of the world. If you’re anywhere close to being a professional Badguy, then you’ve heard the stories. You know the rumours.

Tony Stark Does Not Die. So for God’s sake, do not be stupid enough to try.

Some of the newbies, they ask. They wonder why no-one tries to shoot a fatal hit, why they never even bother to go for Iron Man. 

The older, more weary villains just roll their eyes and mutter “don’t wanna waste my firepower. Save your shots for the ones that will actually stay dead, kid,”

“That asshole crawled out of a cave with a hole in his chest and still managed to kick everyone’s ass,” someone pipes up moodily from the corner.

There’s a sudden bang as a hand slaps on the counter, and the newbie turns to see another grim-looking villain.“I once shot straight through him. Laser right through the stomach. You know what that piece of shit did?” The guy gestures to his lack of foot. “He Goddamn turned around and shot my leg off! and then he just sort of looked down and shrugged at his own fatal wound. He told me I had it worse, and that he was ‘sorry’. Who even does that?”

“I crushed him,” says another, “he just buried out the other way and then caught me a day later. It took me years to get out of prison.”

“I planted a virus in his suit while he was thousands of miles above sea, and not only did he defend it, but he traced my source and sent it back. Thousands and thousands of dollar’s worth of tech, gone,” someone shouts miserably from across the room. “He didn’t even have a fucking keyboard! Every line of code was verbal! He spoke and memorised those lines faster than I could type them, and I goddamn invented the thing!”

A bottle of… something, flies across the room. Obviously everyone is very bitter about this.

The newbie, because they’re always like this at the start; over-confident and stiflingly cocky, puffs their chest and looks them all in the eye. “you just haven’t been thinking about it hard enough. I’ll kill him. Just watch.”

Everyone descends into hysterical laughter. Someone is crying. No one in the room is Okay. 

“Whatever you say, whatever you think or plan, he’s one step ahead. Don’t, for your sake, please. Take Thor. Or Cap. Or maybe the Widow, if you’re feeling brave? But just… don’t waste your time with him. Try and keep him away, instead. That’s all we can ask for,” says someone next to her, obviously taking pity.

“He might be smart, but he’ll have no idea what’s coming when I step on the scene!” Newbie growls. “Listen-”

A few miles across, Tony Stark listens to the whole conversation via a bug he planted in the known Villain Hiding-Spot, and smiles smugly.

“Damn straight,” he mutters, before calling in the rest of the Avengers to gloat.

Episodiolus Gladiolus
  • Gilgamesh: You shall never succeed in these trials if you plan to rely on brute strength alone. Which you clearly seem to be doing, so... Yeah. I don't think this is gonna end well for ya.
  • Gladio:
  • Gladio: *Suplexes actual zombies*
  • Gladio: *Uproots giant stone columns and uses them to crush evil armadillos*
  • Gilgamesh: Holy shit

so im absolutely obsessed with @skyesentinels ‘s youtube au and i got an IdeaTM (pls read the voltron youtube au frfr it’s s o good)

-For april fools, Keith and Pidge make a new channel for ‘supernatural hunting and alien spotting’
     -The video they post is just them running around Keith’s apartment while lance chases them while wearing a bedsheet
          -there are many gifs of lance tripping and face planting because he can’t see
-they all think it’s just an one time thing they did for a funny april fools thing but no
     -the fans won’t allow it
-the channel somehow gets to 100,000 subscribers, and keith and pidge get sent an actual silver play button from youtube for a channel they made as a joke
      -then they realize that they can’t just let the channel die now
-So they continue making videos
-they start out mostly the same as the first video, just obviously fake ‘paranormal activity’ while someone chases them
     -there are also many gifs of shiro dragging keith away while being the ‘ghost’
     -also many, many audio clips of keith’s high pitched screaming as this is done
-Lance is a fan favorite in these videos because he always ends up screaming and falling into keith’s arms
     -the klance shippers l i v e for this channel
-shiro is the worst to have in these videos unless he’s the ghost
     -shiro: maybe the real ghost was the friends we made along the way
     -keith: sh u t up shiro this is s e r i o u s
     -”yea i’d punch a ghost. I’d fight every single ghost in the astral plane. im not scared”
-there’s a video of keith filming lance in the middle of his morning routine and yelling “look guys! It’s a ghost, and it’s hideous
     -the rest of the video is the camera shaking while keith runs for his life
-there are x-file memes everywhere
     -every single video there are new clips on tumblr with the x-files theme playing
-g h o s t  a d v e n t u r e  m e m e s
     -”My name is Keith Kogane. I’ve never believed in ghosts until I came face to face with one. So I set out on a quest to capture what I once saw onto video….With no big camera crews following us around, I am joined only by my fellow investigator Pidge Holt and our equipment tech Hunk Garrett. The three of us will travel to the some of most highly active paranormal locations, where we will spend an entire night, being locked down from dusk until dawn….Raw…Extreme…These are our Ghost Adventures.”
     -this leads the fandom to make memes about zak bagans being keith’s boyfriend
     -lance doesn’t realize that it’s all a meme and he’s??? So confused?? Like i thought keith and i bonded???? Who is zak and what does he have that i dont???????
      -”zak bagans is my boyfriend and i would die for him” -keith probably
      -keith does have a lowkey unironic crush on zak bagans and the only one that knows is shiro
-then they start making other videos of them doing things like looking for aliens/bigfoot/mothman ect
     -everyone likes these videos too because keith almost always starts ranting that mothman is r e a l.
     -pidge does the same but with nessie
-this leads to them making videos about conspiracy theories
     -these are basically just 30 minute long unedited videos of them screaming about cryptids
-they also start doing those cursed games like the bath game and midnight game
     -they get the whole gang together to play the midnight game but it’s basically just them sitting in a dark room with candles pretending to feel stuf
     -except lance who claims he’s actually feeling things, but in reality its just keith messing with him
-their videos sometimes end with the police showing up one way or another
      -once they had to pause making a video because keith screamed so loud that his neighbors thought he was dying so now there’s footage of keith awkwardly explaining to a police officer what they were doing
      -the fandom has started making bets to whether or not the police will show up in the next video or not
-theres a compilation of videos from pidge’s snapchat that are just a slow zoom of keith’s face as he does something with the caption ‘caught a cryptid on video!!!!!!!!’
     -keith tried to get her back but he’s much less sneaky about it so most of keith’s video’s usually end with pidge tackling him
-the fans get ‘#cryptidkeith’ treading on twitter and keith wants to die
     -most of it is edits of keith’s face of bigfoot or screenshots of keith in the background of a shot with that red circle and zoom in of him (see: @keithsightings)
     -theres also a lot of keith x mothman
     -keith has never been more impressed and also disgusted by his fandom

anonymous asked:

Yes - even if L and H were no longer together, there's no way you could argue that Harry wasn't playing both sides to -*some* extent for this promo. There are things that seem deliberate and they're aimed at our fandom (the louis tweet, bee tattoo) And there's no chance they didn't know larries would interpret SC as being about Louis, yet they chose to release and promo it right before his tour tickets went on sale.

I’m actually just gonna copy/paste @iftheresnolove‘s comment on my last post about this because it pretty much is the answer to this ask: 

I also think he would never do that if either 1. the relationship that has ended. 2. the relationship had never happened and the other part of it were supposedly annoyed by it and had a kid. If it’s an actual relationship, which is what we believe, he’s not ‘keeping Larries onside’, he’s just being. Keeping the Larries onside in this situation is what both him and Louis have been doing since 2010. It’s called wanting support.

Can I just

Why does the fandom in Dear Evan Hansen just see Jared as some 2 dimensional asshole who ate a bath bomb once? He’s seriously so much more developed and interesting but I rarely see anyone even really talk about him. Sure he starts out as a pretty big dick bag towards Evan, he doesn’t even consider them friends. But Evan starts asking him for help and advice, as Jared so humbly gives (He charges Evan for it but that’s part of his character, I’m not denying hes not a dick I just think there’s more here).
During Sincerely Me Evan seems super focused on the fantasy hes creating with Conner, someone already gone and he could never even have the opportunity to be friends with. But Jared seems more focused on having fun during the song. He’s having a fucking blast fucking with Evan, he sees it more as them bonding while it seems like Evan sees it more as him bonding with Conner.
Jared actually invites Evan to come over one day but Evan says he can’t. Jared started out as saying he only talked to Evan so his parents could pay for his “car insurance”, but no is going out of his way to try and hang out with him because he considers them friends. (Theres also the part where they’re pitching the idea of the Conner Project and Jareds basically completely ignored and Evan just takes an idea Jared through out.)
During Good For You, Evan tells Jared that they need more emails to show Conner getting worse. Jared laughs a bit and tells Evan he “…should remember who his friends are.” Thus prompting Evan to ask “I thought you just used me so your parents could pay for your car insurance.” Then Evan says something like, ‘So I think you just want to hang out because you don’t have any friends!’ Which makes Jared super defensive and changes the subject telling Evan he could tell everyone everything. That’s also, I believe, the last we see of Jared in a story aspect. 

In short Jared starts growing closer to Evan during the whole Conner Project thing but Evan doesn’t seem to connect with Jared at all. Jared wants to become closer to him but Evans projecting all his friendship wants and needs on Conner and now has Zoe to be with. Jareds just left behind during all this but no one seems to even care. The fandom doesn’t ever address how fucking sad Jareds arc is. Evan choice Conner, the dead guy he never actually knew, over Jared who is desperate need for friends. 
Yes, Jared is a dick who likes to have fun, but he’s more than that. Also he’s always the one to bring up the “gay” shit and hes the seemingly trying to force it on Evan. I don’t even know if I headcanon him as gay but I don’t get why no one ships Evan x Jared but everyone loves Evan x Conner even though Jared said he could picture Evan jerking off so much he broke his arm~~

anonymous asked:

Say if Sheith happens, who do you think would come to terms with their feelings first, Shiro or Keith?

hm i kinda feel like there was always something sort of there, going back to prekerberos. not something that either of them ever thought about too deeply or brought up to the other, but just like a “well, thats a problem for another day” type thing they kinda filed away. with keith especially i think its hard because after being alone so much and having no real friends or family its probably hard for him to judge different relationships and their levels of intimacy? like, how do you know that someone isn’t just like a brother if you’ve never had one? how do you tell the difference between a really close platonic friend and a crush if you’ve gone literally years without making any other friends? 

he’s also very self-sacrificing and willing to die for basically anyone on his team so like, it probably doesnt help that he has this really overwhelming sense of loyalty to the people he cares about. though bom makes it clear that, on a subconscious level at least, he knows shiro is definitely the most important person in his life. keith also prioritiezes his personal loyalty to shiro over his duty as a paladin, which is why he and allura both didn’t want the team to attack zarkon’s base, but keith immediately runs off to fight the emperor one on one to defend shiro. it’s also notable that fake shiro’s little speech about how the team needs him and they’re all a family isnt what convinces keith to give up the knife–losing shiro, and the knowledge that he would be completely alone as a result, is what breaks him. 

so while keith knows how important shiro is to him, i dont think he has a word for that yet really. it would probably take him a while to actually put together what he’s feeling. shiro on the other hand might actually put two and two together pretty quickly, especially since keith tends to let slip how important shiro is to him pretty easily. 

so i can see keith kinda unknowingly saying something that sounds like a confession and shiro kinda realizing that keith has feelings and maybe sorting out whatever’s going on with his own based on that. then again, i think its also possible that keith might become aware of his feelings on his own, and he just starts avoiding shiro. closing himself off more and more until shiro kinda just checks in on him again or pulls him aside and tells him that whatever’s going on, they need to work it out 

either way, whoever becomes aware of it first, i think shiro would have to be the one to actually bring it up. but huh i never really thought too much about this. anyone else have a different take on it? 

jokamu  asked:

so this is something i haven't seen brought up on tumblr yet and i was curious of what you think about it (ever since i noticed i thought it was pretty cute) : on day 1 (im pretty sure it's day 1?) where zen shows you the picture of the flower v gave him as a gift, to "think about whenever he's nervous" i originally thought he was just being nice but... there's literally no context before in the conversation that would provoke him to say that. (1/2)

I like this. You’re observant ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ – ✧
Yess, I actually like this a lot. I was always perplexed at that part because honestly, what’s the storytelling purpose of it? Is it a way to show us the connection between Zen and V? Not really, because we get a chat with the two of them the next day. Is that picture ever brought up again? Nope.
Plus, I remember Zen being nervous about your perception of him after meeting him in person. I can’t forget that call.
Good find. He’s precious and I think this makes a lot of sense 👌

anonymous asked:

Public school special ed teachers are really shitty. There's one at my school who just yells at the kids to try and get them to do what he wants, and the others that I've met just rub me the wrong way except for one. They use physical force when the kids act up even a little bit, and are just kinda condescending in general. Me, an eighth grader, is better at working with these kids than the actual teachers that are meant to be working with them. I hate the public school system so much.

Yeah, but good people are hard to find on short budgets

flyingsuits-blog-blog  asked:

I'm kind of surprised that victor didn't immediately try to grow his hair out after what yuuri told him at the olympics. Was it because he was too heartbroken (like the rest of us rip) or did he have other reasons? Does he eventually grow it out again for yuuri? (Sorry I love the idea of Victor growing it out after the series, there's an artwork of him with shoulder length hair by hachidraws that is my absolute favorite)

Viktor likes his hair the way it is at the moment and so he’s not going to grow it out just for drunk Yuuri, although he did consider it for a bit. Although I do like the idea that eventually he decides to experiment with long hair again. 

Also Yuuri actually likes Viktor’s hair short as well as long so he doesn’t mind either way. In the banquet scene he says:  “I liked…” Yuuri frowned a little at the words, seeming to struggle with what he was trying to say. “You used to have…long hair. I liked…” he trailed off again, seeming to lose his train of thought and going back to playing with the lock of hair still caught between his fingers.

The continuation of that sentence that he never finished wasn’t ‘I liked your long hair.’ It was ‘I liked you when you had long hair’. He was thinking back to when he still liked Viktor when they were both still kids. So he doesn’t actually mind if Viktor never has long hair again, the context of his sentence just got lost because he was drunk

nice soft pynch headcanons

  • listen we all love ronan showing up at college and scaring the shit out of adam’s college friends
  • but im in love with adam coming home because im a gross sappy loser like ronan
  • ronan sits outside waiting all day, and then he sees the BMW roll up and he gets up and he can’t not smile and his eyes cant help but sparkle and everything is coming together now 
  • adam steps out and ronan is all “hey asshole” and adam laughs, and ronan’s ears are ringing
  • “is opal up?” adam asks, but ronan is already nodding and closing the distance and whispers “back of the car” and adam is laughing into the kiss and there is nothing better than that taste in ronans mouth
  • adam actually puts off studying for a day or two that way he and ronan can have time together, because he knows how happy it makes ronan to have him home for a long weekend 
  • they spend hours kissing and making love and going for walks with opal. adam braids opals hair while ronan massages him. adam gives ronan a very different kind of massage later when theyre alone in their room
  • adam is falling asleep, and he is in that nice spot between almost completely asleep but theres a little bit of awareness left, and he can hear ronan whispering things to him because ronan thinks hes asleep
  • ronans arms are around adam and his lovely smouldering whispers are the last things adam hears “i love you more than i can ever tell you” because its easier for ronan to say things in the dark “i want to pull the god damn stars from the sky for you” and he presses his lips on the back of adams neck “and when youre done school itll be you and me, properly, forever” 
  • theres one night where ronan actually really wants to sleep so bad but he just cant so adam makes ronan lie against his chest and scratches his nails lightly over his scalp, and tells ronan stories. he’s surprisingly good at it, making up stories about cabeswater, or retelling his favourite moments about falling in love with ronan. or recounting gansey-dad moments. and the sound of adam’s voice sends ronan to sleep. 
  • my favourite though is when ronan cooks, because adam sits on the counter stealing strips of food from the frying pan, grinning at ronan who is glaring at him 
  • ronan smacks his thigh and adam laughs happily. ronan is all “i dont want you to leave”
  • adam answers “i leave so i can come back” and he tilts ronans head up so he could kiss him properly. 
She Raped Him
  • It was getting to be that time of the month again. You were starting to feel that urge again. The urge to prowl. Like that ravenous appetite that arises in a werewolf every full moon, so did you feel this lust budding in your thighs and breasts, getting hungry for another victim.
  • You had experimented at first. Drugging your victims the first few times. You had convinced your cousin that dabbled in drugs to get you some of that " date-rape" drug. Guys were easy to manipulate with a little cleavage and flirting. You justified it because you told yourself that they deserved it.... Jerks that preyed on other girls with one night stands and such.
  • Nevertheless, you were stilled scared the first time you did it.
  • A motionless male passed out on the bed. You would pull down his jeans just enough to expose his ass. You toyed with him, teased him as he laid there on his stomach passed out.
  • And then you gave it to him. Even though he didn't say no, it was still rape. But it was exhilarating beyond compare. The strapon being shoved in and out of his ass gave wonderful orgasms to you. With each thrust, the resistance would force the strapon back against your throbbing pussy. It was so wonderful, you had to be careful that you didn't pass out too after your orgasmic explosion.
  • You thought it was funny that they would wake up the next day with a sore bottom, not knowing where it came from or what happened.
  • After a few victims, you were looking for something more adventurous. You wanted to find a real victim, you wanted an awake victim, but you feared getting in over your head. What would it be like to actually rape a man?
  • The thought of it made you wet. You had your strapon underneath your yoga pants and you started stroking it fantasizing about it, looking at the calendar with Halloween circled. You were going to a party. Those were always the best places to find unsuspecting victims.
  • You showed up at the party very fashionably late. The later the better, the guys would be drunk by then anyway. You were dressed as leopard. You had a dark brown tight leopard print camisole. Your black bra straps exposed as well as your generous cleavage. You had black kitten ears on your head. You drew small whiskers on your face with black eyeliner. You were wearing dark brown matching leopard print yoga pants, that went down to your ankles. And you also had a ballet dancers dark brown skirt. This was to conceal your hard on underneath, your strapon tucked snugged into your yoga pants.
  • You caught the eyes of many men and you jokingly growled at them. You prowled the party looking for him. Then you saw one. He was filling people's cups of beer at the keg. He hit on every girl , and would pinch their ass or lift their skirt up after they got the beer. He embarrassed every girl that came by. What a jerk. You were plotting your move observing quietly from afar.
  • "Hey , how are you?"
  • Caught off guard , a guy came up.
  • "Nice costume."
  • "Oh.... oh yeah thanks. and uh... where's your costume..."
  • "oh, I couldn't decide, I just didn't know if I was coming."
  • Yeah.. I decide to come last minute..." your eye still on the keg guy.
  • "I know this sounds cheesy, but I think we've met before.." shyly asking
  • "Oh... I'm sorry "... you reply
  • ".... Uh ... I think I fixed your computer .. at the uh... Best Buy ..." he said
  • You respond " oh yeah... Idid get my computer fixed ... wow you got a good memory.. "
  • He grins and replies" I remembered because you were really pretty... and uh oh I didn't mean that... "
  • You switched your attention to him . He was blushing. He was obviously very nervous and shy. You hadn't noticed at first, but he was dressed very smartly and was kind of cute.., for a shy tech nerd...
  • He had a dark green button down, dark black jeans, leather dark brown ankle boots and matching belt. And he had a classic polo dark blue jacket on. His cologne even smelled good.
  • You smiled as he fumbled over his words.
  • You look back at the keg guy and he was gone.. You whisper damn! ... as you look to see where he went..
  • " Is everything... ok..? " he asks
  • You turn your attention away from the keg guy and reply. " yeah... yeah, uh.. I just looked at the line to the bathroom and it's all the way back to the kitchen. "
  • He says " Hey I've been here before, there's a private bathroom in a bedroom at back of house. The bedroom door is locked, but I use it and no one knows about it...
  • Want me to show you?"
  • "Oh sure .. that would be great.. "
  • You follow him back to the bedroom, and you actually started checking his butt out and it looked nice. He was skinny enough, he probably had those cute dimples on his butt. You quickly check yourself and tell yourself nooo , he's too nice.
  • He unlocked the door and y'all both go inside.
  • He walks back to the bathroom and turns light on and says here it is, and he walks back. You go inside and go to bathroom.
  • As you exit, he is leaning on a dresser.
  • The outside noise and music is booming. You say "it's kind of nice to get away from the music and noise." And you lean against dresser next to him.
  • As your hand is on the dresser, you feel his hand touch yours... it's quiet ... you look down and kind of smile.
  • He says, "you're the prettiest girl here and you're way out of my league, but if you leave and I don't ask, I will
  • always regret... cuz I'm always .. too shy.... but I have to ask , may I kiss you. ?
  • You look at him, you are still grinning.. and he is blushing red. You think that is very sweet and cute, and what harm can it be..
  • You say, "since he asked so nicely, , yes you may"
  • He leans closer in and says close your eyes, and you do.
  • Then as you are expecting to feel his lips on yours, you feel his breath on your cheek. His cheek is up to yours but not touching, but you feel him. He gently , so softly, brushes his dry lips against your cheek, his breath on your ear. , he continues to dry kiss your cheek, and it's
  • totally unexpected, but you start to get butterflies in your stomach and it's the most sensual kiss ever...and you begin to really enjoy it and he continues it for it seems like forever... and you feel like you've had a spell cast on you ...
  • Then his hand comes up to your cheek, cusps your cheek so gently and warmly and his lips move to your lips and then they touch, and he gently brushes his lips against yours... you are enthralled... lips tickling ever so slightly.. And then he moves in front of you. But you don't even realize it. His hand goes to the back of your neck, his fingers go up into your hair and he presses his lips against yours
  • Both of your lips smush together and what was once dry, slowly becomes wet. Your breath starts to stutter a bit.. and then he moves in closer and both of his hands wrap around you and he pulls you in.
  • And then you feel it.. He feels it
  • Your shaft is pressing against his thigh
  • your eyes open just as his does
  • he pulls his lips away, his head draws back
  • Then you do t know what comes over you, you grab him
  • You grab his face with both your hands
  • And pull his face back in, and you begin kissing him
  • You drive your tongue into his mouth
  • You pull him in
  • But as his arms were warmly around you before, they are coldly pressed against your hips, stale not moving
  • His neck is tight, as you swirl your tongue in his mouth , you feel he tries to withdraw his head
  • But you pull him in even more
  • Your tongue swirling all over his tongue
  • Your hand drops down to his ass and you squeeze it pulling him in, you feel your shaft press into your body.
  • But he presses his hands gently against you, letting you know he wants to pull back
  • You stop kissing and realesse his head, he's panting for air.
  • You step out and twirl him around against the dresser .
  • His eyes widen.
  • You grab his head with both hands and you begin to run your tongue all over his mouth . You are forcing your tongue into all of his mouth, in and out...
  • His hands on your shoulders trying to push you away.
  • You press harder. Your body against his, your tongue in his mouth.
  • His back arches as he tries to get his head away from your tongue.
  • As he arches back, he begins to slide down against the dresser. As he slides down, you feel your fake cock pressed against his body and against yours. You feel your erection . You release your tongue , from his mouth, and your hands aid him in sliding down. Then you put your hands on his his shoulders and push him down until he is almost on his knees , his head right in front of your crotch . You press your hips against his face. His face gets lost in the ruffles of your skirt.
  • But you feel your cock pressed against his face.
  • You look into the dresser mirror, you feel guilty at first. He's such a nice guy, but you see his head in your crotch and it invigorates your animal passion even more, you grit your teeth and purr into the mirror. As your hands hold his face against your strapon bulge, you pull your skirt away and throw it. You reach into your yoga pants and you pull your cock out and force it against his face .
  • A real looking cock with a head and throbbing veins. And it's big. His eyes grow wide.
  • You press the shaft pressed up against his face.
  • His hands pressing against your thighs . Your black stretch panties below the strapon and the words escape your mouth.... "Suck it!" You put the head of your cock on his lips... "Suck it!!" His lips are sealed shut... He's mumbling mmmpphh... One hand holding the shaft, a fist wrapped around it, the other hand holding the back of his head.. Your hand slips to his nose to pinch it closed. He tries to wriggle away... Then he gasps for air... And you immediately shove the head and shaft of your cock into his cute little mouth.
  • His eyes wide open. You thrust. You thrust so hard, it jams his head against the dresser. The entire shaft goes into his mouth. So far, His mouth pressed against your panties.
  • You slowly withdraw.
  • You say suck it again and ram your large cock in his mouth. The cock slams against the back of his throat, conversely ramming it against your soft pussy. You fist grab it again and you
  • You press it against his cheek to watch your head bulge against his cheek. He's is trying to get away and push you, he's gagging and mmpphhing... It's turning you on so much. Holding your cock in your fist and spanking his face with it and jamming it in his mouth, and ramming it against his cheeks.
  • He finally squirms away , he's on his hands and knees and coughing and gagging.
  • That's it, he's it. He's the one. Tonight's the night.
  • You're going to rape him.
  • Your heart is pounding. Your teeth are clinched. Your pussy is on fire and your cock is in your hand and you even feel like you have an erection.
  • You pull your yoga pants off , you pull your leopard shirt off. You stand there in your black bra and panties. Your kitten ears on your head. Cat woman, strong and fit and muscular. He finally starts trying to get up.
  • He exclaims WTF!! He stands up, you backhand him. He falls on the bed. He has a scared look in his eyes now. He begins to crawl away across the bed.
  • You jump on him.
  • You reach around his waist and undo his belt, you undo his button and zippers.
  • You begin to pull his jeans down. But he is holding them on . You yank on them and they pull down.
  • You yank his shoes off, next his pants. He's clawing to get away.
  • Your cock is swinging in the air .
  • He's wearing tight black boy shorts. He has a perfect ass. you slap it and grab it.
  • He's trying to pull his underwear up, but you kneel behind him you begin to squeeze his ass through his soft spandex athletic boy shorts. You rub your cock against his underwear, in between his ass cheeks.
  • He looks behind him.... "no... what what are you doing!!!"
  • as he's looking, as he's trying to crawl away, you put your fingers in the waistband of his underwear and you yank them down below his ass.
  • His nice little ass, .
  • You put your knees in between his. You spread his legs.
  • You grab his hips and pull them up in the air.
  • You grab your cock with your fist and you put it right between his ass cheeks. He looks up, right into the dresser mirror. Looking at you behind him. In your bra .
  • He shakes his head, please no... he begs
  • then you insert the tip of the head.
  • His eyes widen
  • You force it in
  • His eyes widen
  • You begin to push
  • His fists clinch the bedsheets
  • Then
  • You do it
  • You take him
  • You rape him
  • You thrust your cock all the way in
  • You hear him gulp a big breath of air, his back arches , an electric rush shivers your whole body
  • Your fingers claw his hips
  • You withdraw
  • and bam you thrust hard again
  • and again
  • and again
  • And again
  • The force slams each thrust into his ass and against your clit.
  • You slam so hard, it knocks him forward.
  • You fall on him
  • Laying on him
  • You wrap your arm around his neck
  • You bite his ear
  • And you even growl
  • As you rhythmically pump your cock into ass
  • You just started, but you are already about to orgasm
  • Each thrust sends shock waves into your pussy
  • You begin to release high pitched moans
  • You begin to squeeze your arm around his neck even more, his hands are trying to pry your arm away as you continue to thrust harder and harder
  • And then you can't hold it anymore
  • Your pussy explodes, you can't even thrust anymore
  • You orgasm like never before your wet juices are exploding all between your legs.
  • You are quivering...
  • Your begin to release him
  • You convulse
  • You go limp on his body
  • You look into the mirror and he rolls you off your body
  • you roll over and lay prostrate on the bed.
  • Your erect cock pointing straight up.
  • You are spent.
  • Then you see him pulling off his underwear, he crawls back in bed..... and then you notice... he's fully erect...
  • it dawns on you... you came so fast... he didn't...
  • Then ... He begins to climb on top
  • He... oh shit... he straddles you
  • He grabs his stiff cock with his fist, and he lays it on your face... He says Suck it! Your eyes go big....and he jams it in ..... mmmpphhhh....

anonymous asked:

But then you have stucky shippers who erase Peggy and I just? There's this thing called bisexuality? The boy is bi let him be bi. I love Stucky, it's one of my OTPs. But Steve was in love with Peggy. He can love both of them.

did i say he didn’t love Peggy??? have i ever said he wasn’t bi??? no, so like, take ur beef up with the section of the fanbase that do, leave me in peace pls and thank 💖

i know we’re all into the Very Serious aus because you know, whats tfc without angst, but please think about a kid au that reduces all the violence and madness of the exy mafia down to pouting children

featuring wymack as a newly single hot dad, abby as an exhausted but fond teacher, and the foxes and the ravens as rival second grade classrooms

(much thanks to @thepersephonecabin​ who let me run with this idea with minimal judgment and helped come up with a lot of this)

  • “foxes”, “ravens”, etc are just how the classes are sorted like how some schools have them sorted by color and stuff
  • kevin is considered a traitor because wymack didn’t like the moriyama teacher and transferred kevin into abby’s class
  • wymack always personally drops off kevin in the morning, and once he starts talking to abby he always gets caught up and is nearly late for work nearly every morning
  • instead of andrew being on drugs and whacking neil in the stomach with a racquet when they first meet, andrew is actually like. 9 pixie sticks deep and he hit neil with a whiffle ball bat
  • matt isn’t covered in track marks, they’re just stickers that he covers himself with daily (dan thinks it’s lovely)
  • dan is just that one kid who will not keep her dress on (theres always one)
  • matt chases dan on the playground until he clues in that that’s not the best way to tell your crush you like her
  • then they get married by the swingset
  • instead of going through a bunch of different identities, sometimes neil just decides he wants to go by a different name because you know. five year olds.
  • and andrew first allowed neil to talk to him when neil was “neil” but then neil was like nope dad says i have to go by my real name now i’m nathaniel and andrew was like excuse u i told neil to stay
  • allison is the one that gets into her mother’s makeup when she’s not looking and wears it to school because she would raise hell if her mom tried to scrub it off her
  • she’s the most fashionable second grader around
  • abby puts andrew next to renee in the seating chart in hopes that she’ll be a good influence on him
  • plot twist, it worked
  • before the seating change, aaron and andrew sat next to each other and endlessly passed notes
  • abby takes them up once and they’re in some godforsaken coded children’s language
  • (really they’re mostly just insults and rude drawings of each other)
  • nicky is that kid that always starts a food fight
  • neil uses this as an excuse to get riko in the back of the head with mashed potatoes
  • (he blames it on kevin because he’s a hellion)
Random Batjokes Shit

- J has bottles of glitter stored around the mansion. Whenever someone pisses him off/he makes a bad pun/he needs a dramatic entrance or exit, he grabs some glitter out of seemingly nowhere and throws it at whoever hes talking to

-The only person who doesnt get glitter bombed is Alfred because he’s the only member of the family J respects (yes that includes Bruce - J loves him to pieces but theres no way hes gonna respect someone who dresses up as a giant bat in his free time)

- Everyone please imagine Damian Waynes reaction to having rainbow glitter thrown at him

- J ironically tries to be a good step-dad to the batkids and slowly becomes an actual good step-dad and is really protective

- J makes cookies for the batfam and Dick helps

- Guys can we think about J reacting to the fact BatCow exists? because hes either be like “wtf batsy this is getting out of hand” or laugh his ass off for like an hour

- J doesnt feel bad for killing Jason, but has now taken to keeping an eye on Red Hood whilst hes on patrol to make sure that he doesnt die again

- Only Alfred calls the clown Jack. Only Alfred is allowed to call him Jack.

- Bruce gets all smiley when he sees his boyfriend spending time with the family. J then ruins the moment by yelling about how he managed to make the bat smile

violetvirus  asked:

Wouldn't it be kinda cool if Steven accidentally said "homeworld" or something like that in Rose's room and the room takes that as he wants to see homeworld? So the room tries to recreate homeworld from roses memories and it ends up becoming 20x creepier to due to room not being to handle such a task. I don't know I thought maybe there's some potential in this?

that sounds way too fun and creative to actually happen in this show
but I’d kill for that, honestly. awesome idea!!!

- mod s