there's just something about that hat

anonymous asked:

So it's like the fandom is John pst reichenbach, sad and numb, but we know what's true just like he knew Sherlock wasn't a fraud, right? There's this air in the fandom like everyone apart from active meta writers is quietly sitting & waiting for something to happen...But it'll feel so good when the show unexpectedly comes back from the dead, eh? :P

Hey Nonny!

Gosh, I hope you’re right. It does feel a bit like that, I’ll grant you that. I myself, though, will probably have a lot of mixed feelings about it suddenly reappearing from the dead, to be honest. A lot like John, probably, hah.

anonymous asked:

toofab(.)com/2017/04/13/6-riverdale-takeaways-from-the-next-two-episodes-more-murder-secrets-and-twincest/ this all but confirms that the season ends with bughead and archieronnie together. the "archie chooses betty" spoiler never made sense to me (especially since other spoilers from the same person are wrong) but if there was ANY chance of it being true, the article would've hinted at something, not say there's "intimate moments between betty/jughead and archie/veronica in the finale"

it didn’t make sense to me when i first heard it either, but now there’s just no way. that article honestly did make me feel better about the finale, though! it sounds like varchie and bughead’s relationships are going to be the calm in the storm. the moments of peace in an episode of chaotic fall out from finding out who murdered jason, and from another person dying. 

jughead is supposed to have his hat off again in the finale and i’m starting to wonder if it’s going to be in the scene of the four of them in a booth at pop’s  

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for those who don’t know, pinocchio is a pretty different character in russian media than the western disney version. his name is buratino and he wears a yellow shirt with a striped red windsock hat and is usually shown holding a golden key. on its own that’s pretty tame but things get kind of weird in the classic 1975 nearly 2 and half hour long USSR Buratino movie. not that its bad but i cannot fathom what somebody who either didn’t grow up with the movie or doesn’t speak russian would experience when trying to watch it. for example we’ve got things like this scene:

or this personal favourite number, theres just something surreal about it all and i love it. it’s like it was filmed on the moon.

Can someone write me a thing where kent, after he blows up at Jack at the epikegster, ends up at a random roadside 24h diner where Etta James - I’d Rather Go Blind is the song playing in the restaurant. Kent is angrily sipping a strawberry milkshake and wiping away his tears because when he was little and having a bad day because some kid bullied him for his size, his mom would always take him to a diner after her late-night shift at the hospital and share a milkshake with him, even though she’s had a long day and her eyes are just about to fall shut. And at this very point in time, after messing up so spectacularly, Kent doesn’t want Zimms or hockey or anything, just his mom sitting in front of him and telling him that he’ll be okay. 

(Bonus: the only other person in the diner happens to be Tater, who was visiting a friend in the area after flying in from Russia and is pretty jetlagged so he can’t sleep, and he kinda wants to go up to the pretty blond guy in an Aces hat sniffling into his milkshake by himself at 1 AM, because that is just sad, Aces fan or not. Then the guy takes off his hat to wipe at his eyes, revealing himself as Kent Parson, Aces Captain and Tater’s highkey crush for the last six months even if he does play annoyingly dirty hockey sometimes, and now Tater has to go up to him.) 

Horrible Summaries Of Musicals
  • Gypsy: A delusional mother eats lots of Chinese food and forces her daughter to become a cow.
  • Once on This Island: A girl falls in love with a fuckboy, then dies and turns into a tree.
  • Avenue Q: Puppets sing about racism and porn addictions.
  • The Book of Mormon: Some poor guy has maggots in his scrotum and no one cares.
  • Chicago: Hot women kill people.
  • The King and I: A white lady has a lot of Asian children.
  • Thoroughly Modern Millie: A girl gets sold into white slavery by a Chinese lady who isn't actually Chinese.
  • Sunday in the Park with George: A lot of nonsense about hats
  • The Drowsy Chaperone: A Broadway star goes crazy and starts singing about monkeys and a guy gets spat on repeatedly and there's a random aviator
  • Les Miserables: A police officer commits suicide because someone was nice to him
  • Rent: Hippies break the law
  • Hair: Hippies get naked
  • Chess: A bunch of nerds get butthurt about chess
  • Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat: A guy twirls around in a rainbow coat and there's a whole song just naming colors
  • Something Rotten: Some guy really hates Shakespeare and sings about omelettes
  • Fiddler on the Roof: A bunch of old white guys with beards get drunk and complain
  • Spring Awakening: Wrap it before you tap it

someone give me R being a great boyfriend and bringing Enjolras coffee when he’s accidentally locked himself outside and had a bad day and needs to ramble about how if people would just goddamn listen.

no but the watermelon hat juST CAME OUT I DIDNT EVEN MEAN TO
While watching Disney's "Sleeping Beauty" with the weapons specialist
  • DD: ...(watches Flora get flustered over the sudden realization that the mysterious guy Aurora's so broken up over is actually Prince Philip, and [in her flusteredness] tap her wand against the brim of her hat a few times as she tries to work out what to do next)
  • PM: ...You know, somebody should have a word with her.
  • DD: About what exactly?
  • PM: We've seen them use those things as magical blasters... color-coordinated oxyacetylene torches... and they turn things into other things without warning...
  • DD: ...??
  • PM: And look at her now. Not very smart to just start banging something that powerful against your head, is it?
  • DD: ...
  • PM: Terrible wand discipline.
  • DD: ...Wand. Discipline.
  • DD: ...
  • DD: (sighs and goes back to watching Mistress Merryweather being a BAMF)
  • PM: There's probably not even a safety.
  • DD: ...I need tea.

anonymous asked:

Just wanted to thank you all for your excellent advice on knowing yourself better than any quizzes! I'm a Ravenclaw, but on Pottermore I was initially sorted into Slytherin. When I researched the questions to find out why, I found that it came down to one question (I recall something about a tower) that I had answered based on my fear of heights! So, there's proof for anyone that needs it that some of the questions in those sorting quizzes are arbitrary, so don't take the results as gospel!

anonymous asked:

Luke posting another pic of ashton. Like both of their past few photos are of eachother pls let me LIVE

“Leave him alone for 2 minutes" 

BYE FUCKIGN BYE IM OUT HAHAHAH 

THERES SO MANY THINGS  I LOVE ABOUT THIS AND SO MANY THINGS I WANNA SAY BTU I CANT PUT THEM INTO WORDS RIGHT NOW FUCK BUT JUST!!!!!!!!! LUKE PROBABLY WAS LOOKING AT SOMETHING AND HE TURNED AROUND TO FIND ASHTON NOWHERE IN SIGHT SO HE SEARCHED THE STORE, KINDA WORRIED, BUT THEN HE COMES ACROSS HIS STUPID SILLY BOYFRIEND IN A STUPID SILLY HAT AND PLAYING WITH A FUCKING TOY 

AND LUKE PROBABLY WENT "Ash, what… what’re you doing?”

AND ASHTON FUCKGIN SHRUGS AND SAYS SOMETHING RLLY STUPID LIKE “Look, I’m a part-time farmer, part-time viking.”