there's just something about it that i don't like much

The signs as Graham Norton quotes from Eurovision 2017
  • <p> <b>Aries:</b> I wonder if something was wrong technically. Of if he's just not great<p/><b>Taurus:</b> It gets quite good *host appears* oh not this bit<p/><b>Gemini:</b> If you think my job's easy, just wait till you see the guy pretending to play the saxophone for 3 minutes<p/><b>Cancer:</b> If Zombies did aerobics, it would look a bit like this<p/><b>Leo:</b> She claims she's the only yodeller in Romania. Maybe that's because the others don't talk about it... It's probably the first rule of yodel club<p/><b>Virgo:</b> (there's so much love in this room) NOT FOR YOU ALEX<p/><b>Libra:</b> (now it's time to say goodbye) -goodbye.<p/><b>Scorpio:</b> Is he going to die?<p/><b>Sagittarius:</b> (greetings from Denmark, where I am) We believe you<p/><b>Capricorn:</b> That boy is a boy<p/><b>Aquarius:</b> Really? That's the best part of Tallinn they could find? Oh, wait they gave us six points? I take it all back, Tallinn looks lovely<p/><b>Pisces:</b> *silence* sniggering<p/></p>
Why The Types Are Problematic
  • ISTP: When you're under emotional distress or just plain upset you literally just shut down and don't talk to people??? I said hi to one of you, whose one of my best friends, after he had a fight with his fiancé and he just ignored me and walked past like wtf I am a person you emotionally constipated butthole.
  • ESTP: No regard for human life, especially your own. Plus you won't stop talking about how we should all go out when you know damn well I'm broke af.
  • INFP: Your fake-mean jokes aren't jokes at all and are real-mean because you're bitter about something they did, like, 5 months ago, god becky just move on already.
  • ENFP: You're putting your family through bankruptcy because you won't stop buying things online because your self-control is as feeble as your ability to keep secrets you haphazard deadbeat.
  • ISTJ: You tried to be the fun one for once and ruined the party because you're awkward.
  • ESTJ: You won't stop asking clarifying questions; like the question you're asking was gonna be answered in maybe 6 seconds but you didn't have the patience to wait and find out and I crave death because of it.
  • ISFJ: You're a basic bitch and we all know it.
  • ESFJ: You're the most clueless people I've ever met and yet you have the audacity to call everybody else weird.
  • INFJ: "I'm fine!" sayin' asses expecting everybody to know you're not...And stop pretending y'all ain't anything but weeaboo nerds who've seen every anime there ever was.
  • ENFJ: Every person whose ever said "I can never get typed right, I'm too balanced." or "I switch letters so much I don't really know" always ends up being ENFJ when typed correctly and I will fight anybody who says otherwise.
  • INTP: You won't stop explaining your logic behind something even though we've already told four times that we understand.
  • ENTP: You say insane crap you don't actually believe just to see people's reactions.
  • ISFP: You unironically like and talk about SuperWhoLock you nasty bitch.
  • ESFP: You're super weird but everybody still loves you and it pisses me off. That's probably makes me the problematic one, but there's also a strong chance that your alcoholic...so...
  • INTJ: Get off reddit and stop playing so many video games you freak.
  • ENTJ: Okay but I shouldn't have to say anything for the ENTJ's because you are all the single most problematic type in almost every single conceivable way, and if you don't know that yet, that's part of the reason why you are.

dorki-dorki-universe  asked:

You're such a great artist, it always brings a smile to my face to see you've posted something! I was also kind of wondering if you'd have any tips for drawing clothes? It's amazing how you manage to put in those... what's the word... wrinkles? I don't know. But like there's always just enouph of them, not too many but not too few, you know? And it makes it so much more real! It helps the picture pop out, like I could really touch it! How do you do that? Thanks for the help and have a nice day<3

oh yeah, one more thing (if it isn’t too much of a bother) how do you draw skele hands/feet? I remember seeing a post somewhere about it but I can’t find it again, and you said something along the lines how your style technically isn’t accurate, thy’re more like dolls or something? But I like yours better then actual skele hands/feet because it’s not stupidly over complicated to draw XD They’re simple and easy(er) and still look super cute. Thanks again and have a wonderful day <3             

thank you so much!

i’m afraid i’m not really very good at giving tips or anything, i’ve just been drawing for a very long time so i’ve had a lot of time to, uh, hone my cloth-drawing skills - i don’t really put any thought into it anymore, it just comes sort of naturally. all i can really say is to observe (both cloth in real life as well as artists whose way of drawing fabric you like) and practice! and try to keep these things in mind when drawing clothing: the fabric’s material (is it thick and heavy or thin and light? different materials behave in different ways, a thin material has more and thinner folds than a thick material), gravity and movement (gravity is always pulling cloth down, but it depends on the fabric’s type how strongly it’s affected, and that goes for movement as well: heavier objects are less strongly affected by things like wind and movement) and the fabric’s original shape (even a stretchy fabric doesn’t change its shape too much). it also helps to have some kind of an idea of how a piece of clothing is constructed: the shape of its pieces and the locations of seams, stuff like that.
as for knowing when to quit…i honestly don’t know, i just learned that with practice. i’ve definitely been guilty of going waaaaayyyyy overboard with folds, and sometimes still am! finding that balance just takes time and practice, i guess?

as for the skele hands and feet, i don’t know if i’ve ever really drawn like a reference pic or anything of them? or at least not one i have posted anywhere. but i drew them pretty much like this (papyrus’s hands and feet are longer and thinner, but otherwise the same):

nowhere near anatomically correct, but nice and easy to draw and - at least in my personal opinion - they go well with the general non-realism of sans and papyrus while still (hopefully?) having a skeletal look. (i call them doll hands because i had the jointed hands of ball-jointed dolls in mind when trying to figure out how to draw them)

thank you again, and sorry that i’m not very good at explaining things! i hope i was of even a little of help bit regardless :’)

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the thought ‘what if i attempted a shimeji’ crossed my mind because of course it did in the early hours in the morning so here’s some silly stances based off of that thought.

side-by-side original size:

(ie, a preview of what they’d actually look like on your desktop, if mobile isn’t messing with your view and stretching it)

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as requested, some nick and charlie (x) in their early days :)

anonymous asked:

soooo... if this is out of line feel free to ignore it, i don't want to overstep any boundaries. but did something happen between you and jontron? i get why he's getting so much hate (he's a bigoted dumbass), but it feels like there's maybe some personal spite when you post about him? idk, very good chance i'm misreading, or that this is none of anyone's business. i'm just curious.

dude. my dude, or dudette. pal of pals.

i don’t know jontron. i’ve never interacted or spoken to him. he’s a white nationalist asshole who’s said some fucking atrocious stuff. the only reason people ask me if there’s something personal or to prove he’s said the things he’s publicly said is because he’s a mediocre but popular dude on the internet, and i’ve had too long of a history getting shit for speaking up about assholes with popular fanbases to give a single fuck about what happens to this piece of nazi garbage. if it sounds personal it’s because i despise bigoted assholes, and maybe you should too.

The 1975 sentence starters
  • "Don't call it a fight when you know it's a war."
  • "Go sit on the bed because I know that you want to."
  • "You've got pretty eyes, but I know you're wrong."
  • "Get in the shower if it all goes wrong."
  • "I swear there's a ghost."
  • "I feel like I'm just treading water."
  • "I love the house that we live in."
  • "I love you all too much."
  • "I've got a woman now."
  • "This one's on the house."
  • "It all tastes the same, but there's something different about your mouth."
  • "You try chasing dreams, it's harder than it seems."
  • "Stick another pill in my head and go to bed."
  • "We're not doing it again, so leave it."
  • "I wanna see you, but you're not mine."
  • "You think we're doing it again, keep dreaming."
  • "Yeah my shirt looks so good, when it's just hanging off your back."
  • "She's got a boyfriend anyway."
  • "All we seem to do is talk about sex."
  • "He's got a funny face, but I like that 'cause he still looks cool."
  • "Does he take care of you or could I easily fill his shoes?"
  • "If we're gonna do anything we might as well just fuck."
  • "And you're a liar, at least all of your friends are."
  • "It's my party and I'll cry to the end."
  • "You must try harder than kissing all of my friends."
  • "You're alive, at least as far as I can tell you are."
  • "And it's not my fault that I fucked everybody here."
  • "Do you wanna dance?"
  • "It's no fun if you've only a bottle of wine."
  • "Yeah, I want you."
  • "I'm so high, I think I love you."
  • "I was thinking about leaving again, it all depends."
  • "Are we just friends?"
  • "We go where nobody knows."
  • "Oh, my hair smells like chocolate."
  • "Stop looking at my friends."
  • "Write another song about your friends."
  • "I love you, don't you mind."
  • "I think I've lost a lot of my friends."
  • "Well fuck me if you must then."
  • "Treat me like an old friend."
  • "I'm not scared."
  • "I used to think you're cool and I believed you had a wonderful vision."
  • "I was always looking for a way to get out."
  • "You just write about sex and killing yourself and how you hardly ever went to school."
  • "I'm falling for you."
  • "Maybe you'll change your mind."
  • "I'll take you one day at a time, soon you will be mine."
  • "Do you fancy sitting down with me? Maybe?"
  • "I don't wanna be your friend, I wanna kiss your neck."
  • "I can't believe that we're talking about him."
  • "Why do you talk so loud?"
  • "I think you're trying too hard."
  • "I've been thinking lots about your mouth."
  • "I forgot to call you."
  • "I remember that I like you, no matter what I found."
  • "It's nice to have your friends round."
  • "It's just you and I tonight."
  • "Gotta love the way you love yourself."
  • "You got something to say? Why don't you speak it out loud, instead of living in your head?"
  • "I don't seem to be having any effect now."
  • "I guess I'll never learn 'cause I stay another hour or two."
  • "You know I can't be found with you."
  • "I'm so fixated on the girl with the soft sound and hair all over the place."
  • "You're cold and I burn."
  • "She had a face straight outta magazine."
  • "Babe, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay."
  • "I'll give you one more time."
  • "You've got a pretty kind of dirty face."
  • "Babe, you look so cool."
  • "What's the fun in doing what you're told?"
  • "I could persuade you."
  • "I'm not your typical, stoned 18 year old."
  • "Girl, I'm not your savior."
  • "They're just girls."
  • "One moment I was tearing off your blouse, now you're living in my house."
  • "What happened to just messing around?"
  • "You just sit and get stoned with 30 year olds and you think you've made it."
  • "Well, shouldn't you be fucking with somebody your age?"
  • "I told you from the start, I'll break your heart."
  • "She's definitely got the style."
  • "I'd like to say you've changed, but you're always the same."
  • "I'd love you to stay but that's simply insane."
  • ""Well, I think I'll say a couple of words if you don't mind..."
  • "You've seen so many faces that I've never seen before."
  • "We're never gonna lie to you."
  • "I know it's me that's supposed to love you."
  • "Is there somebody who can love you?"

anonymous asked:

i feel like at this point there's probably exactly one thing we don't know about dan howell. and it's probably something completely unexpected that has just? somehow? never come up? like what if he loves to crochet. you know? there's got to be one tiny and completely out of the blue thing like that

real talk aside for a sec for some reason this made me laugh so much like i just lost it at ‘what if he loves crochet’ thank you for this anon i needed a good chuckle

fangirlswilltakeover  asked:

I'm not sure if this is related to your blog, if not just ignore, but recently my best friend has been throwing up after she eats something. She says she's not bulimic, because she doesn't make herself throw up, it just happens. I want to believe her, but I know that she doesn't like to admit things sometimes. She has a therapist, but I don't know exactly what she has told her, I don't ask unless she brings it up or there's a problem (she hates talking about it) sooo I'm not sure what to do?

eating disorders are not something I’m familiar with or know much about, so while the questions and conversations are always welcome–I’m here to help–I’m probably not the best person to ask. I know my followers are helpful and intelligent and might reply to this with words better than mine, but I’m going to try anyway.

I’m not sure if it’s still considered bulimic if you aren’t intentionally making yourself throw up your food. The definition says eating “followed by fasting or vomiting” which sounds like it includes any incidental vomiting, but fasting isn’t usually an accident, so I’m not sure. I know throwing up occurs after overeating or when someone is sick, and doesn’t usually happen for regular eating unless someone has acid reflex (I think, on the acid reflex part. don’t quote me on it please). Perhaps she has something like acid reflex where vomiting isn’t a choice?

However, if she doesn’t like admitting to things, has a therapist, and she does throw up after eating, it appears to me that she certainly might be bulimic, and that the vomiting isn’t incidental. There’s really no way to know until she comes out and tells you: don’t believe it from anyone else completely until you hear it from her. Just keep it in mind that it’s definitely a strong possibility.

As for what to do, I would suggest just continuing to be there for her as a friend and as a listener and as a supportive individual that cares about her wellbeing. Learn about bulimia to help be more understanding. Don’t be judgmental (you don’t seem like you are, I’m just adding this in). Be kind. Don’t be offended if she gets defensive or angry about the topic. Let her know she’s loved how she is and doesn’t need to change.

I hope this does something for you, and I hope everything ends up okay. Everyone feel free to offer advice and address this ask too.

have a great day xx

anonymous asked:

There was a scene on Smallvile, it was the first season we git Lois Lane, and she and Clark get kidnapped by a villain that's obsess with couples and telling the truth and shit, i don't remember much, but I remember they had an lie detector attached to them and it was when Clark realizes he's in love with her... there's so much parallels between the fandom, can you imagine Kara and Lena stock in something like this where telling the truth about their feelings save them?

That’s like … perfect though? Because what if they’re both just too afraid to admit their feelings?

Which is totally plausible given their backgrounds.

And then someone, let’s say Lilian or Livewire maybe because that makes things interesting, captures them and somehow forces them to admit their feelings and then the building starts to explode and Supergirl saves them and Lena thinks that they’re flying towards the DEO or somewhere, only Kara flies them out into the middle of nowhere so they can talk about what happened.

Only Lena lies and says it isn’t true, and Kara’s heart breaks just breaks, but she stays strong and flies them to the DEO to get checked out and it’s painful and angsty and they go their separate ways.

Later Kara is sitting by herself on her couch - gorging herself with ice cream when she hears a knock at her door.

It’s Lena.

Confused, she opens the door and Lena barges in with fluttering hands and stuttered words and confesses that she DOES love Kara; but she’s scared, so scared - of love and everything that comes with it.

And Kara listens, really listens; and she tells Lena that she can’t make any promises because sometimes things happen in life - things you can’t explain- but if Lena is willing to try then so is she.

And there’s a long moment of weighty silence because there’s no guarantee that this is going to work out, but Lena finds that it’s worth the risk. So surges forward and presses their lips together and when they finally look down, they’re floating two feet in the air.

Howl's Moving Castle (2004 Film) : Sentence Starters
  • "I feel terrible, like there's a weight on my chest."
  • "Lets run!"
  • "Don't fight them, _______."
  • "Sorry, I've had enough of running away, _______."
  • "Now I've got something I want to protect. It's you."
  • "A heart's a heavy burden."
  • "I know I can be of help to you, even though I'm not pretty and all I'm good at is cleaning."
  • "Well, the nice thing about being old is you've got nothing much to lose."
  • "You, you sabotaged me!"
  • "What a pretty color."
  • "You completely ruined my magic potions in the bathroom!"
  • "Wow, _______, your hair looks just like starlight."
  • "Yeah, but no-one really believes that."
  • "Come on, it's not that bad."
  • "They say that the best blaze burns brightest, when circumstances are at their worst."
  • "I see not point in living if I can't be beautiful."
  • "I specifically ordered you not to get carried away!"
  • "I'm a scary and powerful fire demon!"
  • "There you are sweetheart, sorry I'm late."
  • "To me, it looked like the two of you were just leaving."
  • "I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't torment my friend."
  • "You're being so obedient."
  • "(S)he bullied me!"
  • "I'm your new cleaning lady."
  • "I can't stand the fire and gunpowder."
  • "I saw him/her do this once before when a girl/guy dumped him/her!"
  • "I'm just setting things up so all of you can live a comfortable life, _______."
  • "I have this weird feeling you're going to leave."
  • "I wonder what _______ disguised himself as?"
  • "After the war, they won't recall they ever were human."
  • "Those dopey guys have absolutely no manners."
  • "Here's another curse for you - may all your bacon burn."
  • "Knowing you'd be there gave me the courage to show up."
  • "It looks like your true love is in love with someone else!"
  • "It was a pleasure meeting you, even if you are my least favorite vegetable!"
  • "When I think of castles, it's not what I picture."
  • "When you're old, all you want to do is stare at the scenery."
  • "I've never felt so peaceful before."
  • "Seems everyone in this family's got problems."
  • "It's all so familiar yet I know I've never been here before."
  • "And while you're at it, make hot water for my bath."
  • "The mark maybe gone but the spell is still there."
  • "Don't worry, I'll follow behind you in disguise."
  • "I'm so sorry but that would be confidential information."
  • "Someone just told me you floated down into our balcony!"
  • "You shouldn't keep flying around like that."
  • "No one else does any work around here."
  • "I'm fatter than ever and yet the wind blows right through me!"
  • "Sorry, it looks like you're involved."
  • "_______ only does that to beautiful girls/guys."
  • "You sound ghastly, like some 90-year-old woman."

anonymous asked:

One other thing I've noticed about zarya is that a lot of people see her as trans. In my opinion I don't like too much, but I do know there's people out there that relate to her and wish for that to be part of her story but all considering, I think I'd be impossible. I don't mean to push down people's headcannons and the like but I just figured it'd be something to add since we're on the topic of zarya

I don’t think it’s really anybody’s place to say a character can or cannot be trans, especially if they’re cis. Trans fans have every right to headcanon that their faves are trans as well and it isn’t exactly far-fetched to do so, considering none of the characters have a clearly defined gender. Sure, we can assume they’re all cis, but if we can assume they’re all cis, then there’s no reason why other people can’t assume they’re all trans.

Everyone is free to have their own opinion, of course, but it’s also important to maintain a trans-inclusive environment. We – as in, cis fans – shouldn’t try to police these kinds of headcanons and should be mindful of how we address our own thoughts lest we say something transphobic. 

anonymous asked:

hi !! umm, well, i just wanted to say that there's something about your art that fascinates me all the time, and i think i finally know what it is: how you draw arms, specially in your vld art. i find them slightly chubby and i actually like them because mine are chubby as well. i don't know, but your art really makes me feel all fuzzy inside- i really love it !! keep up the good work ♡ have a great day, and i hope this didn't come as weird or anything-

8D aw that makes me happy to hear I’m glad you like it!! Thank you so much I hope you have a great day too! <3

anonymous asked:

Tbh i think that anon earlier had a point. If you don't like the direction got is going no one is forcing you to watch it or partake in the fandom? Why would you spend all this time getting so upset when you could spend that time getting involved in something you actually enjoy? There's a difference between constructive criticism and just complaining about everything when you could easily just..... not....

I can indeed complain about everything on my blog when the show I have fiercely loved for years and invested so much in, goes down the fucking drain in its endgame.

If the KBTBB MC was in various Fandoms (Doctor Who)
  • (The MC cleans the penthouse as the bidders click through the channels on the TV. The MC hears the Doctor Who theme, but it quickly dies as they click past the BBC)
  • MC: *stops cleaning* "Turn it back."
  • Baba: "Huh?"
  • MC: "Please turn it back. I love that show."
  • Baba: "The one on the BBC?"
  • MC: "Yes."
  • Ota: "Oh geez. Please tell me you're not into that weird Sci-fi stuff."
  • MC: *looks dejected*
  • Baba: "Ota, that's no way to speak to a lady. She can like whatever she wants." *turns it back to the BBC*
  • Soryu: "Who gave HIM the remote?"
  • Mamoru: "Why ya gotta cave like that, Baba!?"
  • (They all watch Doctor Who)
  • Hikaru: "The special effects are...interesting."
  • Eisuke: "That's an understatement. In addition, the writers randomly make exceptions to the rules of the world to allow the characters to bypass impossible situations in which they should die."
  • Hishikura: "Bending their own rules.." *glares at Eisuke* "Sounds like someone I know."
  • Baba: "If you keep watching, you will realize the writers are geniuses. When they make exceptions, it's not a cop out to avoid dealing with character development or change. It's about timing. They wait to eliminate characters until it's necessary. Everything in this show is purposeful."
  • Everyone: *speechless, they all stare at the womanizing thief*
  • Baba: "...I like Doctor Who."
  • Ota: "Why?"
  • Baba: "Because there's something about the Doctor I relate to."
  • MC: "He's a clever thief who ran away, traveling, doing crazy things, helping people, so he can escape from his past." *looks at Baba* "Sounds like someone I know."
  • Eisuke: "Hishikura, she just used your line to flirt. This gives your previous statement different implications, does it not?"
  • Hishikura: "I hate you."
  • Baba: "And much like the Doctor, I've got my own Impossible Girl." *winks*
  • MC: "Run you clever boy, run."
  • Ota: "I'm going to vomit if you two don't stop with the nerdy googley-eyes."
  • Luke: "Britain -- dominating time travel since 1963."

memes-luna  asked:

Guess who's back clogging up ya prompt slots like a doooouche! Can you hit me up with some Reader convincing Miles to cosplay something simple with them as a couple and because it's his first cosplay there's a lot of cute moments helping him out with costume construction and stuff? (If you don't know much about cosplay or just don't want to do this just don't count me and accept another prompt in my place!!)

A/N - OK, first of all, Mandy - you are never ‘‘clogging up’‘ my inbox! I LOVE hearing your ideas, sweetheart! Second of all, here’s ya fic! Yeah, I really don’t know jack about cosplay, but I did my best here because I didn’t want to let you down! And of course, because I’m me, I made the cosplay Overwatch-centric XD So, I should probably clarify first, I starting writing this a while back, back when Miles first bought the Soldier 76 but before he cosplayed as the character at RTX, hence my weird thing of making him Reaper and not Solider here. I suck :P Still, I hope you enjoy this, darling!

Pairing - Miles x Reader

Warnings - None.

Word Count - 1, 176

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greenish-orange  asked:

Just wanted to say I absolutely adore your poems. There's something so primitive and intensely intimate about them that I can barely describe and is just so stunning. It's like if people went to museums and read those old renaissance paintings instead of looking at them, they would be reading you poems. I don't know if that's what you're going for, but honestly I'm blown away every time. Thanks. For writing, that is. Your poems honestly make my day. :)

I am at a loss for words, ah, wow. Thank you so much for reading my work, and being kind enough to offer me words of encouragement. They could not of come at a better time; I am so grateful and honored and speechless. Thank you a million - all my love.

anonymous asked:

Honestly at this point all I want is for Steve not to be killed and to let him and Bucky live and be happy for once. After 70 years they deserve it. I don't care if Sam or Bucky are going to be Cap or if there's no Cap. It's not like we are going to get something good so all I'm asking is to let my three boys live and maybe have a couple happy/funny moments. Is that to much to ask? 😫😫😫

how did we get from “Marvel give us good movies, they’re character driven, they’re not just superhero movies, they’re about people who happen to have super abilities” to “we’re not going to get anything good from Marvel, so can they just like, not kill Steve and maybe let him and Bucky and Sam be happy for like really any amount of time, 3, maybe even 4 seconds” 

  • Adult: Stop complaining about the school system and do your work! If you didn't spend so much time on the internet-
  • Me: Shut up. Now, stop talking and listen.
  • Me: Now I don't care if I'm being disrespectful anymore because you are all frustrating! Look, even if I didn't spend my time on the internet at all I still would have no idea what I'm doing.
  • Me: Want to know why? Because they don't care! They don't care how you learn or if there's some sort of something wrong with you that prevents learning! They just like their numbers, and because I get a C in math I don't matter anymore!
  • Me: This entire world is messed up, and everyone is mean and nasty! I can't, like, tell anyone what I'm feeling or I get made fun of! I can barely move without being harassed!
  • Me: My 'stupid internet friends' are sometimes the only ones who listen! Who I feel okay telling things to! Don't tell me to stop that. Tell the big white rich men in office to stop ignoring the problems and helping other big white rich men. Fix the system, don't blame the students!
  • Adult: Unruly disrespectful kids! This generation is horrible!
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True, that he's no Prince Charming -
but there's something in him that I simply didn't see.

dedicated to Mar