there's just no getting over these two

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she’s trying her best

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Prom hasn’t been feeling very well but he’s not willing to skip on his training, not least of all because it’s time he gets to spend with Noct. He takes a hit and it’s not very hard but Prompto doubles over, mouth open in a silent scream as the colour drains from his face. 

Noctis of course assumes he’s done something to cause this, not making the connection that Prompto’s self proclaimed ‘it’s just a cold’ might have been something more.

Something like maybe appendicitis. He tries to get back to his feet because Noct is panicking thinking that he’s somehow caused this. But prompto doesnt even get half way to standing before he’s collapsing and Noctis drops down after him.

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What each instrument says the most
  • Oboe: I bought shot-glasses and cigarette paper this weekend.... NO IT'S FOR MY OBOE I SWEAR
  • Flute: Yeah, she said she was going to do the Chaminade too. Looks like we'll have two people playing the concertino for the solo show this year, or there's always murder, you know
  • clarinet: It's my reed. Hold on I'll get another one out... also if another person asks me to play the mozart clarinet concerto i'll slap a bitch
  • Bassoon: could you scoot over a bit? I need more space to lean my bassoon... My posture is just fine, THANKS
  • Saxophone: shit. i still have my neck-strap on don't I?
  • Drums: Is the snare on? GOD, who turned the snare off again?! AND! Where the frickity frack are my sticks?
  • timpani: i gotta tune the timpani. hold on
  • trumpet: i hate partial jumping practice so much
  • trombone: Do you want to hear my gliss?
  • tuba: i literally play four notes the entire piece..,.
  • horn: look i don't know why we stick the hand in the bell. don't ask. it's just how it is
  • cello: yeah my cello cost 13,000 and my bow is custom made, so it's like 6,000 and my new case which is shock absorbent, fireproof and waterproof cost like 7,500
  • viola: I know we're trying to play louder it's the loudest i can get i know i know i'm so sick of pizzicato accompaniment give me a break please
  • violin: um I can't see the concertmaster's bowings from back here... yeah i know i can watch the person in front of me im not stupid it's just...
  • double bass: how the fuck am I supposed to carry this thing through the door? Hey, can you hold it open for me

Prologue: I work at a popular gaming store. I’m also the only female that works at my location.

Tl;dr at the end

A while back a was cleaning up the back counter on an otherwise slow day when the phone rings. The conversation that followed is one I will never forget:

Me: Thank you for calling [store], this is [name], how can I help you?

Dumbass: Hi yeah do you guys sell replacement WiiU gamepad batteries?

Now, this immedeatly confused me. For those who don’t know, The WiiU gamepad is a rechargeable device, i.e. the battery is inside it and not meant to be taken out, ever. I tried to clarify that she did indeed mean the gamepad and not a controller. Turns out she did mean the gamepad, so I broke the news to her.

Me: Mam, the gamepad is a rechargeable device and the battery can’t be replaced. 

Her: I just need a battery, are you sure you don’t have it?

Me: Yes mam, they don’t sell replacement batteries for that device.

At this point I’m about to ask her what exactly is wrong with it so maybe I can help her some other way, but then she utters the phrase that I can still hear to this day, and I quote:

“Is there, like, a GUY there that knows gaming I could talk to?”

Guys, I nearly lost my shit. I had been working at that store for nearly a year and I had never had that blatint amount of sexism towards me, from another woman no less!  I went quiet on the phone, about 50,000 responses going through my head that I wanted to say and almost did because, hey, this job pays shit and telling off this woman may just make my year. 

Unfortunately I settled on a simple, "He will tell you the same thing, but I can get my manager if you like.“

So I put her on hold for a moment, cursed at the phone and went to grab my coworker from the back. I told him the story and he, shockingly, told me the same thing I told her (while joining me in calling her a sexist bitch, having people on hold is fun). He took the phone and I left to go back to the counter; irrationally angry but hoping that was the end of it.

NOPE.

About 10 minutes before closing, guess who walks in! Crazy lady and her family (two equally dumbass teenagers and a very shower-needing husband). She’s carrying her gamepad in two pieces because she literally took it apart to get the battery out.

So, aside from voiding whatever warranty she may have had, she also just destroyed her gamepad even further. I told her, once again, that theres nothing we could do and she needed to call Nintendo to get a replacement sent. I looked over it anyway and it just looked like the charging port was damaged, but it’s not like it mattered at this point anyway.

They stayed 10 minutes after close, bought 2 selfie sticks and left.

TL;DR: sexist suburban mom ruins her WiiU because she didn’t think a girl could know what she was talking about. 

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plant update:

giant aloe has new tiny aloe friend. i gotta get a bigger pot

butt plants are PLUMP and HAPPY except for the little one at the bottom. sucks to suck

one of mooneys leaves accidentally got halfway pulled off & now theres a little woody knot thing. i dont know whats going on there

a few of my baby toes are miraculously still alive?? they got knocked over a few weeks ago & were sideways for a while but now theyre pointing towards the light again. maybe they just take a really long time to die

only two baby butt plants are still alive & theyre getting bigger. lets see now much longer i can keep them alive lmao

& lastly, my crinkle leaf guy is putting out some nice lil flowers. thank u crinkle leaf guy (also my old man of the andies turned into mush & i had to toss him. i think lumpy killed him for more room)

DATING CAMILA MENDES WOULD INCLUDE

since nobody is writing about how camila is sooooooooo girlfriend material (and im so in love with her), here it is:


•  it all started with you two being good friends, and as friends, you kept getting closer and closer

when she found out that you were into girls she smiled so big for herself 

• bc you were this cute girl that since she looked at you she wanted to get to know better 

• at first you texted a lot, and everytime she saw something funny she sended it to you

• bc she knew it would make you laugh and that would make her really happy

• then you started hanging out everytime that she wasnt filming for riverdale, like in between takes you’d go to where she was and take her to grab lunch or something

• you tried getting spoilers from her but even tho she really trusted you already she couldnt tell anything

• but she loved how you got so frustrated bc you. needed. to. know.

• so she teased you a lil bit, saying things like ”this may or may not happen”

HOW SHE ASKED YOU TO BE HER GIRLFRIEND before that everybody thought you were a couple anyway

• you were sick, like really sick, so she being the caring “friend” that she is showed up at your place w some soup, and why not flowers (something that she learnt from playing veronica) 

• even tho you melted when you saw her with all of that, you didnt want her around  because you were afraid shell get sick too

• but she didnt care, she sat right next to you on the couch and put some movie on netflix

• you were falling asleep with your head on her shoulder and she was looking at you, playing with your fingers

• she probably wanted to ask you to be his girlfriend “properly” like, with a long speech  and give you maybe some chocolate or candy

• but while looking at you the words spilled from her mouth

• “hey do you wanna me like, my girlfriend?”

• “what”

• “what”

• both of you started laughing and oFC YOU SAID YES I MEAN

• so thats how you started dating

• thats when all the fun began hehehe jk

• her phone and yours would be filled with silly photos of you two

• you know that video of her cooking and laughing about it in her ig story? you’d have tons of them doing mostly everything

• like one day, she took your phone while you were showering bc she was bored and her phone didnt have any battery, and going through your camera roll she found this video you took from her while she was watching her favorite movie because you loved how her eyes lighted up whenever her favorite scene was on the screen and how loud she screamed when something “surprising” happened even tho she watched it thousands of times

• she would do the same, because you’d have that kind of relationship

• she comments on every single one of your pics, really short comments like “i love you” “im in love” “mOM” “gorgeous” “mine”

• her mom loves you, and likes to cook for you bc she seems so nice and lovely

• when she is mad over something really silly, she starts speaking portuguese and you just stare at her while she’s screaming walking around the room until she let it all out

• “i was doing it again?” “yup” “im sorry”

• but theres times where you two are cuddling facing eachother and she is putting your hair behind your ear while smiling and shed say “eu tenho tanta sorte“ or “você é tão bonita”

• you wouldnt get anything of what she said (and she probably wouldnt tell you) but youd smile so big because you knew it was something nice and when she speaks in another language is the cutest thing ever

• PDA !!!!! lots of pda

• but not the annoying type like sucking eachother faces in public, but holding hands, long hugs, cheek kisses, forehead kisses !!!

• at least twice a week you go out to eat or have a cute coffee date, talking bout life sitting infront of eachother, holding hands over the table

• she never fails to make you laugh, she’s always doing goofy things or trying to imitate someone (and failing)  just to put a smile on your face

• its 2:34 AM, the lights are gone, the only source of light is coming from your computer screen and you two are dancing in the living room to some random spotify playlist

• you can go from steamy hot makeout session on the couch to sloppy slow kisses filled with love

• she sings to you whenever you ask her 

• she is probably singing 24/7 GOD BLESS HER ANGELIC VOICE

• but if you’re having a rough time or you’re feeling sad, she sings to you in a low tone kinda whispering, while smiling sweetly 

• i dont think she is the jealous type  ? but if anyone is looking at you in a way that they shouldn’t she’d wrap an arm around your waist, not like in a “she’s mine back off” type of way, but in a sweet “i love her dont steal her from me” type of way im crying 

• SHE. IS. A. TEASER. LIL. ****

• you tried cooking together, but you endend up getting too “distracted” and burning the whole thing

• “lets order pizza” “but i dont want pizza” “what do you want?” “you”

• she appreciates you and loves you so much bc if she is dating you she is 100% focused on you so she wouldnt be the annoying cheesy type, but definitely cheesy

• when she is away filming or busy with her work she sends you selfies doing funny faces, or videos at set with the cast, or a pouty selfie with a “cant wait to get home :(” that makes you melt inside who wouldnt

• PET NAMES !!! she probably calls you “love/babe/gorgeous”

• and she is your little nugget, of course

• play nights at your place with her friends (and yours) happen a little too often, because is everything you love and need: wine, charades, friends, and eachother

PLAYING CHARADES AND SHE BEING THE ONE TO GUESS WILL BE KINDA LIKE THIS: “oh oh oh i know that one!” “pETER PAN!” “no??? mmmm aLICE IN WONDERLAND!” “what, no?” “WHAT THE HECK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN BABE?!?!?” “no wAY IT WAS F HAPPY FEET”

but it doesnt matter is you win or lose the game at the end of the night, bc she’d wrap her arms around you and say “i win, i have you”

i love her so so so so much okay?????? it ends right here before i start crying she is the most precius lil bean bye

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BTS reaction to your american friends not understanding why you would date a  Korean

Jin:

He’d be more than upset. Point blank. He would have created this whole idea of your friends loving him as much as you do and even spent the weeks in advance learning english so he could hold conversations with them. Although you defended him with all of your heart to your friends it didn’t stop him from closing himself off in your room.

“Oppa, please come back out. Its not the same without you there.”

“Theres no point if they don’t like me.”

“Well they’re just going to have to get over it aren’t they.”


Yoongi:

Anger is the only feeling he would hold. He knew the girls surrounding the two of you probably didn’t think he understood them since a lot of the conversation was being translated by you, but he understood every word. Nevertheless he would stay by your side though and squeeze your hand as you told the girls to shut up. He so was thankful you decided to leave early where he was taken back to your house to your dad, who did his best to communicate without you. 

“At least your parents like me.”

“They are the only ones who matter.”


Namjoon:

Since language wasn’t a barrier everyone was really nice to his face. It wasn’t until he excused himself from the kitchen did your friend start her interrogation. “But why? You could have anyone here, why would you choose someone not only thousands of miles away from us but also of a completely different culture.” Despite you shutting your friend down Namjoon stayed in the kitchen where your mother comforted him. He looked at you with sad eyes but still managed to press a smile as you walked frustrated into the kitchen. “Y/f/n is leaving.” You would say pulling him into a hug. 


Hoseok:


Hobi would be torn apart. Even though he tried his hardest to keep a composed smile while talking to your dad, he couldn’t help but let his eyes continue to  wonder over to you and your friend in the middle of a heated argument “Don’t worry about that, Hoseok. We like you more in the three hours you’ve been here than we have in the ten years of knowing that girl. You’re here to stay.” Your dad would tell him poking at Hobi’s chest while your mom nodded beside him. You walked over after your friend had stormed out and wrapped your arms around Hobi’s waist, sighing when he wrapped one around your shoulders. “I love you so much you know?” 


Jimin:

You wouldn’t even entertain the conversation your friends were hinting at and when one said “But a Korean? Really? What about that guy you dated before you left. He was so tall and handsome”  you would ask your friends to leave before following him back to your room where the two of you were staying. He’d be pouting with good reason and would try to avoid your eyes but secretly appreciated it when you took ahold of his chin and forced him to look at you. “Forget them. If they can’t see how happy I am right now and how head over heels I am for you then I don’t want to be their friends.”


Taehyung:


The comments from your friends would probably go right over his head and he’d just laugh along with your friends while you crossed your arms and started to grow angry. As the girls continued to put down Tae you would eventually snap and tell them to leave, not caring if you made a scene at the welcome home party your parents had thrown for you. The rest of the party Tae acted concerned, not fully understanding why you were upset and would end up forcing you to tell him. “My friends are assholes and they can’t see how much I love you. All they see is someone who isn’t a college football player who goes by the name pork chop or something stupid.” You said throwing your hands up, feeling terrible as Tae’s face dropped and he thought about what you said. You waited as he shook his head and his sweet smile found his lips again. “You love me?” 


Jungkook:

Kook would just smile and excuse himself, leaving you to deal with your friends. He didn’t think your friends not liking him would hit him this hard but he couldn’t help but let his head fall into his hands. If your friends didn’t like him maybe that meant you didn’t really have feelings for him. He couldn’t help his tears as the thought of you leaving him took over his every thought. When you walked in to see him so vulnerable all you did was kneel in front of him and wrap your arms around his shoulders. “Please don’t leave me.” He’d whisper sniffling. You couldn’t help but feel hurt. “Kookie.. Its them that need to leave. Im right here.” You said moving your hands to his cheeks to wipe a tear and place a sweet, loving kiss on his lips. 

Theatre Kid Problems

-Actor: “have you even looked at the script?”
Other Actor: “I’ll look at it later”
Actor:“were four weeks into rehearsal”

-Whoever measures for costumes need to learn how to Do their JOB

-costumes never fit

-fat kids Dont Get Costumes

-“make sure to dress up on opening night!”

-learn your l i n e s

-“we’re missing seven people”
“Theres nine people in the cast”

-“hey does the spotlight work yet?”
“It hasnt worked for three years”

-Learn your goddamn lines

-“WHAT HAPPENED TO THE WALLS???”
“He painted over them. He didnt like them”
“THE SHOWS IN FIVE DAYS, WE DONT HAVE TIME TO CARE ABOUT WHAT HE LIKES AND DOESNT LIKE”

-Wheres the set? N o i d e a

-“just pull from the budget”

-hahahahhahahahahah

-what budget?

-hell week earns its name

-h e ll

-“hey learn act two lines by next week”
“Um, i don’t even have scene one lines learnt”

-“im going to cancel the fucking show”

-“WHERES THE ENERGY”

-“okay, no, go back and do it again, theres no way you could’ve recovered from that”

-LeArN yOuR fUcKiNg LiNeS

tbh my favorite taz au will forever be my ageswap one.

angus is this brilliant freelancer detective who 100% swings into crimescenes and Schools the local cops. hes still rlly innocent and a romantic at heart and his shelves are filled with every fantasy detective. he’ll help anyone and everyone, regardless of if they can pay him or not, because he’s just that Good. his house is full of knick knacks and food he accepted for jobs. yeah, maybe hes rlly poor and his apartment is shabby, but hes adored by everyone (except for the militia and criminals who both can’t stand how good he is at his job.). maybe his head is in the clouds a little bit, maybe hes a bit too old fashioned, maybe hes a little too honest, a little too trusting, but hes smart and quick and oh so good at his job. 

and one day he hears about this missing persons case that has the local militia rolling their eyes and scoffing. why? cuz this lil elf whos known for stirring up trouble has reported his twin sister as missing. hes been around for a month, maybe two, and his fingers are sticky and his taste is way too rich for some brat who doesnt even have a home. the kid is assuring everyone that his sister and and him just didn’t let themselves be seen together so it was easier to pull off their ‘pranks’. but he did have a sister and she is missing, and they need to find her. (at least thats what he says. but who’d believe a kid like him?) 

angus believes him. instantly, without a doubt, believes that this kid (tayko? tahko? taako? taako.) is missing his sister and she needs to be found. its not easy to earn his trust. but a cheap meal in a cute coffee shop later, and at least he knows taako’s story. no parents, no real family, kept getting shipped around to distant, barely related family until they got fed up and ran away. theyre on their own and they dont trust anyone but themselves. angus coaxes taako to stay at his house, in the tiny guest room, at least for a couple nights while he looks into the case. 

and than agnus starts looking into taako. the lil guys only been in that town for a lil bit, but hes made quite a name for himself. hes good at stealing, and distractions, and conning, and his pranks and heists are so elaborate that it doesn’t really seem like just one kid could pull it off. he double checks times that the kid(s?) were seen and yeah, there’s no way one person got from point a to point b in the tiny sliver of time between sightings. angus tries it several times to make sure. everyone says there is one kid, an elf, named taaco, who keeps popping up everywhere, but angus grows more and more certain that theres two. 

when he gets back to his apartment, the whole place smells delicious. scents he hasn’t smelled outside of a restaurant permeate his entire house. he finds his way to the kitchen, where this ten year old elf is cooking up a damn storm. hes good at it, and hes using tiny bits of magic to reach ingredients he can’t reach even on his tip toes, transmuting lil bits of sugar and flour and salt into each other, stirring the soup with flicks of his fingers. hes so sure in the kitchen, but he keeps turning like hes going to say something and getting the most stricken look on his face. it takes almost ten minutes for him to see angus and he drops the spoon right in the soup. 

well theres a little bit of drama because taako is slightly terrified that angus is going to be pissed he used up some of the spare food he was using. but its not even half an hour before theyre sitting down to his fantastic meal. (okay, maybe things are a little bit burnt in places, and the flavor is kinda off with this or that. but its really good for a kid whos ten years old and cooking on his own for the first time.)

angus reads taako calab cleaveland books until the both of them fall asleep. and in the morning, he gets back on the case. he tries so hard, but theres just, theres just nothing he can do. everything leads to a dead end. lup doesnt seem to anymore. 

but he takes care of taako as best he can. and the two get on really good. taako’s a lil shit, but hes mostly harmless. and hes a really good cook. 

so all the sudden the best detective in the world has this elf kid he takes care of and this case he’s constantly on. and taako’s really very smart, even tho he acts like an idiot sometimes. he picks up on clues that might go over (or under) angus’s head. and nothin can separate them. 

other characters include:

-twins Edward and Lydia, and their lil sickly brother, Keezt who they’d do anything for. keezt wants to be an actor. he has the most ridiculous cockney accent he forces everyone to listen to all the time.

-teenager ‘will fight you if ur mean to animals and also just fight u’ magnus

-’single dad whos in his twenties and has two kids’ merle. 

-lil lucas and his best friends the hugbears. (danial is very grumpy. also hes name is klarg. why is he always at angus’s house. why is he so good at making tea.)

-june and her adopted daughter ren, who run a lil cafe or smth

-others

anyway thats my au and i love it to death 

Risqué!Connor x reader headcanons (Smutty)

(Could probably do with a better name lol, oh well…) 

- Connor gets a thrill out of whispering risqué things into your ear in public places. 

- Its normally within a close proximity to other people as well just because Connor loves the opportunity that you might be caught. He has no shame about your relationship and your sex life but you’ve warned him more than once not to talk about the sex you have around your friends. 

- Connor’s favourite thing to do is when you’ll be eating lunch with your friends or talking to much and he’d lean over and whisper that you lips look so much better wrapped around his dick. 

- And you’d choke on your drink and he’d be like “That’s not the only thing you’ll be choking on today”. 

- Or if he’s bored of Jared and Alana’s argument over whatever it is this time he’d tell you how much he wants to go down on you there and then with everyone watching and he’s normally very descriptive, the boy leaves nothing to the imagination. And everyone always picks up on what he’s doing as you always blush red and shift uncomfortably in your seat. Theres been several times where Jared gets annoyed and is like “You two just go and have sex already, Jesus” and Connor just drags you away to do just that. 

- Like 90% of your texts from Connor are just like “Babe, I’m horny” or photos which are definitely not safe for work.

- You’d be hanging out with your friends and he’d start sexting you or sending you risky pics. After you see the first one, you go red and refuse to look at any more, turning your phone face-down. But Alana cannot help herself when your phones vibrating every 10 seconds. “Who’s texting you?” she laughs, reaching for your phone. You’ve never moved as quick in your life when you try to stop her.

- Once you were hanging out with Evan and you’d left your phone on the table with him to look after whilst you stepped outside. When you got back Evan was red and playing with his t-shirt. It was only when you checked your phone that you saw probably the most scandalous text and photo Connor had ever sent. You matched Evan’s shade of red and feared that you had scarred him for life. 

- I just think Connor is not bothered about what is deemed to be correct in public spaces. Or more to the point, he understands what is expected of him in public but would rather not do those things because whats life without a little risk?

- Like one time, Cynthia had invited you round for dinner and you’d be sitting there and his hand would be trailing up and down your thigh. And then your trying to keep up a conversation with her about her lasagna as he’s fingering you under the table. 

- Or you’ll go to the cinema and Connor sees this as an opportunity to see how far he can tease you until your dragging him out of the cinema to have sex in your car. 

- Like the boy is so in love with you that he is just turned on all the time by you. You flip your hair over your shoulder, turned on. A bit more skin on show than usual, turned on. Bend over or move in certain way, turned on. And when he’s turned on he wants you to be turned on as well. 

- Not that you are not turned on by him (you VERY MUCH are) but you just aren’t as willing to have sex in a storeroom when anyone could walk in (but thats  something Connor loves).

- But despite this, Connor’s inability to keep it in his pants and his powers of persuasion mean you have a lot of sex in places you probably shouldn’t have sex. Like the bathrooms at school, the kitchen worktops, his car, even on the Murphy’s dining table whilst Larry was innocently reading the paper in the next room.

[Got a bit carried away with this one but hope you enjoyed these! Please let me know if you want more like this or to turn something like this into a longer fic?]

greatfay  asked:

do you have any anatomy texts you'd recommend for practice? I keep hearing 'learn anatomy! practice practice!" but the anatomy books I got don't seem designed for artists, but for, idk, brain surgeons lol, and just like someone going to the gym nearly every day only to lift below their weight capacity, I know there's a right way to practice vs. a way that only brings frustration.

As a matter of fact I do. I’d recommend George Bridgman’s books, especially two of them: Constructive Anatomy and The Human Machine. I included links to pdf files I found online, the scans are not always perfect tho, luckily all his books have cheap paperback editions if You’d decide to get printed copies. 

Bridgman was teaching anatomy and figure drawing to artists for over 40 years (Norman Rockwell and Will Eisner were among his students), so You shouldn’t have any of the “designed for brain surgeons” feeling here :D

Hope that helps.

Cheers <3

i will never get over jon and sansas reunion. no matter where you stand in ships or favorite characters, that reunion was beautiful and made you truly feel something.

anonymous asked:

May I have 50 more years of u saying how the boys in the gods au get together?

bruh theres not much to say

jeremy gets a boner for michael and wears like 4 extra layers of fabric to hide it but michaels looking at him weirdly so he thinks michael can still see it but hes actually just weirded out that jeremy decided to get a little cozy today

and every time michael looks at him weirdly he adds another layer and this happens a lot because michael has no idea whats happening and jeremy is just piling up on the sheets here

this goes on for over 2 weeks and a few days of these two being weird but not addressing it because it might get weirder and jeremys barely carrying himself under 92 layers of fabric before he collapses under the weight of it all and michael has to dig him out of it

at this point jeremys forgotten why he wore all that in the first place until hes in michaels arms with just their chitons between them and its tense and somethings at stake here but they both decide fuck it, and share a lil smooch

and they get cute some days and a lil spicy in others and theres lots of things they need to discuss but for now theyre in love and thats all they can think about

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jikook radio!au📻

part 20/?

Jimin is an idol with his fame rising steadily in Korea. To promote his new album he is being interviewed by Radio Bangtan.

Jungkook has been working for Bangtan Radio for a little over two years now and he finally gets to interview his favorite singer.

(Can you guess what kind of drama is coming?? There’s two things ;) prepare your hearts guys.)

anonymous asked:

Hi! I have a headcanon request- how would Sincerely Three interact with their soulmates in the AU where whatever one person writes on themselves would show up on the other's skin? Thanks so much! <3

omg this is cute and u said soulmate au and im automatically in love

gonna put this under a readmore

also im assuming u mean x reader but if u want like, actual ship Sincerely Three (because i love them a lot tbh), just ask again and be like ‘tris ur dumb’


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I started relistening to W359 as I was driving home from college in February, and stopped right before the Lovelace reveal. Anyways I picked back up the relisten maybe a week before it came back, and there’s so much here to talk about and I love it a lot but

Eiffel has been working with Minkowski and Hera for over two years. And he doesn’t really have anything to be happy about, and he complains a lot, but there’s something about Valenti’s performance that makes it so hard to believe, and thus a really strong gut punch, that neither Minkowski nor Hera have ever seen Eiffel as happy as in that one photo with Anne. Over two years! And not once has he smiled like that! And for me? Who smiles and laughs a lot? It sounds impossible! And then I spend fifteen minutes thinking about it and realize that Eiffel is never happy. From the very beginning of the podcast. The most you get is like, him enjoying spending time with Hera or the relief when they all survive the current disaster of the day.

He’s not a downer, but he’s not happy.

anonymous asked:

i don't expect soon answer for this, so take your time with the answer. anyway, could you please tell me what do you love about akeshu? you seem to like them a lot. (i love your blabbering about couples and things you love).

this ask has me so excited, bc boy do i have some thoughts on the wildcard pair. & i know i took like. 3 weeks to answer it. but hey! have a ~4k word essay in response lmao

this is gunna get long (& spoiler-y), so ill drop in under the cut. but for a preview of why i personally love akeshu as well as why its my favorite ship for both of these boys:

  1. im a sucker for foil ships in general
    1. subpoint: what they have in common
    2. subpoint: where they differ
    3. why this creates a distinct opportunity for growth for both characters
  2. akechis clear & genuine interest in akira (& how much that has to cut thru to exist)
  3. akira will, whether the player wants it or not, bond w akechi; it is impossible to prevent akeshu from having a blood oath
  4. satanael (youll have to stick w me on this one. its symbolism heavy)
  5. i just rly think its a unique, weird, & fun dynamic

so. lets talk meta!

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the answer's 0, Helen.
  • Helen: So I heard from Linda that your little nerd friend... Philip was it? is going to substitute for the Algebra 1 class.
  • Sans: *SIGH* its ALPHYS. and so what? she had to muster up alot of courage to make that decision.
  • Helen: And yet, we're not going to let it happen. There's already enough of you monsters plaguing the school, and we definitely don't need one that can barely go two sentences without sweating all over herself. It's disgu-
  • Sans: im just gonna stop you right there. one, quit talkin shit about my friend. and two, you dont know a damn thing about her. so what if she gets alil flustered easily? underneath all that stuttering is a genius. put her in a position she's passionate about, aka a subject she knows like the back of her hand, and she'll surprise you. so pipe tf down, Helen.
  • Helen: *scoffs* Now you listen here you sad excuse for a parent, this school doesn't need anymore-
  • Sans: you know what, since we're on the topic of math, how bout a word problem to adequately sum up how much i care about what you're tryna say: Sam has two baskets, one empty and the other filled with cool stuff. each cool thing represents a fuck he gives. he gives the empty basket to Haley. How many fucks does Sam give?
  • Helen: *fuming* T-That's the dumbest problem I've ever-
  • Sans: cant answer such a basic question? that explains your kid.
  • Helen: H-Hey-!!
  • Sans: Alphys will substitute the class. anymore issues about it and you and Linda'll be in for a real bad time, capiche? oh and btw... Sam didn't give a fuck.
  • *walks away*
College!Wonwoo
  • major: economics 
  • minor: none
  • sports: volleyball team 
  • clubs: student government (treasurer), jazz collective
  • in this au wonwoo wears big round cute glasses. accept it 
  • is always mumbling about how much his statistics professor hates him to his buddy mingyu who’s always just like patting wonwoo’s back like “dude…..that’s tough.”
  • carries around a pile of books taller than his head and is always apologizing for bumping into people because he can’t really see in front of himself 
  • favorite class is actually international economics because it isn’t just boring math and it’s the one class where he vigorously takes notes and actually participates in class because in all his other classes he’s as quiet as a rock
  • and the professors don’t really understand why because he does fine on the test and on the homework but like in class he just sits there with this blank stare
  • and tbh he kinda looks angry that even the professors are like sheesh alright we won’t call on you
  • but in reality wonwoo is never really angry he’s actually just tired most of the time 
  • which is why he like lives off coffee. coffee and like sandwiches. mingyu is always trying to make wonwoo sit down and have an /actual/ lunch but literally all wonwoo consumes is like sandwiches from the deli and coffee from cans. quite frankly mingyu is amazed his best friend hasn’t ended up in the hospital yet from sandwich poisoning or too much caffeine 
  • but it’s actually coffee that brings you and wonwoo together because your part time job is at the on campus cafe where wonwoo is like 75% of the time
  • you know him as the boy whose hidden behind his economic textbook pile and fortress of finished coffee cups (also the boy who cutely keeps pushing up those big round glasses whenever they fall down his nose while he tries to order but anyway,,,,,)
  • and every now and then you catch yourself looking his way because lbr ever since you first served him coffee at the beginning of last semester you’ve kinda maybe IDK……..developed a little crush
  • but you like never ever dare to act on it because for the most part he’s either with that tall kid mingyu or he looks like he just stayed up two weeks in a row and you don’t want to get on anyone’s grumpy side (that and theres like 40 other students in line so time for chitchat isn’t an option)
  • but like for the past couple of days he’s been staying in the cafe right up until closing and like your shifts from lunch till 6:30 and as you’re cleaning up and closing the cafe you always have to go over and remind him of the time
  • for the most part he just smiles and thanks you and then gets his stuff together and disappears but one day as you’re sweeping and getting ready to lock the place up you stop infront of wonwoo whose still at his favorite spot in the back of the cafe and like he’s got his books open to random pages and his laptop’s dead and his face is just planted on the keyboard and like
  • you reach out carefully to shake his shoulder, but he’s literally: lights out
  • and you panic for a second because what if he faiNTED like ????? it’s possible seeing as though he always looks like he’s on the verge of passing out and drinks more coffee than the human body can probably handle and you’re like
  • ok ok calm down and you like lean closer to check if he’s breathing 
  • and just as you’re about to lean enough to hear him, his eyes open wide and you jump back like jESUS and he kinda stares at you as you like jump back and hold your hand on your chest in shock
  • and for a minute neither of you speaks but then you’re kinda like oh god i need to make sure he doesn’t think im weird and so you’re like “hI iM THe barISTa…….i was just going to see if you’re ok,,,,,,im sorry im not a creepy person i just,,,,,,you looked sick and,,,,,,,,,,and -”
  • wonwoo kinda lifts his head and his glasses slide right off his nose and he’s like scratching his messy head and he’s like “oh, is it closing time?”
  • and you nod and he like chuckles to himself and bows his head a bit and apologizes and begins to like quietly gather his things and like
  • you’re like thinking to yourself that thank god everything is ok and you didn’t have to call the amb-
  • and just as you take a sigh of relief wonwoo like wobbles and fALLS RIGHT TO the FLOOR and you’re like OH  MY GO D
  • this time you’re 100% he’s passed out and you like fumble with your phone, but manage to call the schools ambulance and when they get there the emt is like “are you the significant other?” 
  • and you’re like um uh eh uh- but the emt is like “are you coming or not?” and you know you should probably stay out of it, but the worried part of you overtakes that and you get into the ambulance
  • and you don’t know much about wonwoo, but you tell the emt what you believed happened, basically you’d seen him studying till closing time and he’d drink like 5 cups of coffee and the emt is like “he’s probably just under a lot of stress and isn’t get the right nutrients. we’ll give him an IV at the hospital and he should wake up in a couple of hours. don’t worry, your boyfriend will be fine.”
  • and you wanna be like “um nOT my boy-” but the emt goes back to scribbling notes down and you’re like you know what just forget it
  • and you like look at wonwoo’s book bag that you grabbed with you and you decided that you should probably call that mingyu guy who’s always with him and like you feel horrible taking his phone without permission but you think that at least his friend should be there for when he wakes up
  • and like at the hospital you finally make the call and the minute mingyu picks up you can hear like the terror and he’s like wONWOO WHERE ARE YOU
  • and you’re like “UM hI!!! im the barista from the school cafe wonwoo fainted so i called the ambulance and-”
  • but mingyu is like “say no more. ill be there in second.”
  • and you like put the phone back and make a mental note to apologize to wonwoo when he wakes up and then like you sit down beside the hospital bed he’s in and you like 
  • feel a little awkward everytime a nurse walks by and mentions to you that you don’t need to worry, your boyfriend will be fine and you’re still sitting there in your cafe uniform and you wanna be correct them but honestly you’re still to anxious with worry about wonwoo
  • and when mingyu gets there he has a million questions for you and you’re just like trying your best to answer him until finally he like sits down and is like “im sorry you had to deal with this. wonwoo never takes care of himself, can you believe he’s older than me??”
  • you tell him that it’s fine, you’re just glad you were there and wonwoo wasn’t alone and mingyu thanks you a lot and you kind of shift a bit and you’re like “well! i have class tomorrow so ill go now since wonwoo has you….” an mingyu’s like ofc and he thanks you again and before you leave he’s like “ill be sure to tell wonwoo what you did for him.” and you’re like wHa no no it’s fine but mingyu smiles at you and you kind of notice that it’s a little sly
  • and you don’t think much of it then but hey little secret: mingyu knows wonwoo has always kind of had a thing for you bUT WE ARE GOING to GET TO THAT
  • and so basically the next day you show up for your shift at the cafe and you’re kind of like hoping to see wonwoo but also you know he should be resting
  • but……..right then and there like 15 minutes before closing you see someone come through the door
  • and like they’ve got a hoodie on and they look a little messy, rubbing their eyes and yawning and your coworker is like “oh MY god it’s 15 min before closing when will they let us LIVE” but the second you see who it is you’re like “oH ill take this one you can go home early!!” and your coworker like throws kisses at you as they run out the door
  • and when wonwoo approaches the cash register you’re like swallowing a lump in your throat and he looks up and like you almost lose your breath because like he looks tired and worn out but this is the first time you’ve seen him without glasses and like he’s just so gorgeous you’re kinda awestruck
  • but he like looks away immediately (because he’s also shy and probably a lil embarrassed ahhhh) and you’re like “um, what would you like to order?”
  • and he’s like “haha you probably know that im banned from drinking coffee for a while right?” and you’re like “you are??” and he’s like “yeah, mingyu’s on my butt about it after you know - i fainted and all…….”
  • and you two kinda get silent and flustered, not sure what to say until wonwoo kind of straightens up and is like “i,,,,,i feel bad for making you take care of me,,,,,,,i mean it must have been burdensome for a stranger to just faint in front of you ….”
  • and he wants to say something else but you like shake you’re head and you’re like “you’re not a stranger!!! i mean,,,you’re a regular here and another student!! you were just studying too much im sure and don’t worry, im not burdened - im actually relieved i was there to make sure you’re ok…”
  • and like in the moment you probably sprout wings and a halo above your head in wonwoo’s eyes he’s just like ,,,,,,this person is an angel,,,,,in his head and like 
  • he kinda can’t help smiling and biting back his lip and you’re kinda like oh my god did i just say that outloud AHH
  • and finally wonwoo is like “i- i also want to ask you out, if that’s ok, like on a-a- thank you date kinda it DOesNT have to be A dATE but i do want to thank you for …..being there……..like you mentioned………”
  • and ok you’re like one) how can he get more adorable standing in front of you blushing looking to the side with his hands stuffed in his pockets and two) oh my god did you really just hear what he said a dATE A D A T E 
  • and you try not to show your excitement you’re like “um!!! if you’re feeling ok, i think you need to rest up first-” 
  • and wonwoo laughs and he’s like “oh wow you sound just like mingyu, you guys worry too much about me!”
  • and you huff like “heY you did faint right over there, of course im worried!!”
  • and wonwoo kind chuckles and scratches his head like you’re right,,,,,you’re right
  • and he’s like “ill promise to rest up and maybe not study as hard IF you promise to,,,,,,,go on that thank you date with me once these midterms are over?”
  • and you of course you’re like yES but you’re also like “promise me also you’ll stay away from the caffeine and get sleep” and he’s like “roger that doctor” and you’re like heY and he just laughs and waves goodbye
  • and you’re standing there with a lovestruck smile stuck on your face and then you’re like hOLY mOLY i need to close up the cafe oops
  • but yes a week later midterms are over and all your friends are gathered around you in study hall just crying and talking about how they’re going to sleep for the next 2355452 hours and you’re also glad it’s over plus you don’t have to work any shifts these weeks when suddenly a tall boy comes over 
  • and you look up and it’s mingyu and you’re like ??? and all your friends are like ooOOOoOOo and mingyu’s like “what’s up?” and you’re like “not much??” and he’s like “my best friend’s too much of a scardey cat to come over here and talk to you but he’s over there so if you could do me a favor and go talk to him because seriously the past hour has just been him being like ‘i wonder if she forgot about our promise and blah blah blah’” and you’re like sahkgla rIGHt the promise and your friends are like UM EXCUSE ME WHAT and you’re like ill talk to you guys later gtg
  • and you come over and wonwoo has his glasses on again and he looks healthy and you’re happy to see a smoothie next to him and not a gallon of iced coffee
  • and you’re like hey and he’s like oh hi and closes that gigantic economics textbook and he’s like “sorry if mingyu said anything weird but i was just gonna see like……are you free this weekend?” 
  • and you’re like in your head - am i gonna sacrifice sleep for this cute boy? yes. yes i am 
  • and so you and wonwoo make plans to meet up in the city off campus and like on the day of the date you like dont know what to wear or what to bring and you’re a mess
  • but like when you get there wonwoo looks so perfectly casual in his glasses, plain white t-shirt, ripped jeans and you’re like hOW can someone be so effortlessly handsome
  • but wonwoo sees you and he like jogs over and he’s like “hey, hope you don’t mind but i bought tickets to this comedy mingyu told me about??? i can exchange th-”
  • and you’re like no no it’s fine at least it’s not horror i dont want to make a fool out of myself ahdfskw and he’s like “don’t worry, you’re gonna see me laugh and you’re gonna think i look like a loser.” and you’re like nah never and he’s like wANNA bet??
  • and it’s cute during the movie you see him laugh and it’s the first time and it’s just the cutest thing ever his whole face like scrunches up and he just looks so soft and kid like when usually he has this mysterious cold kinda look to him
  • and oh god you’re falling even more for him
  • and when you come out of the theater wonwoo’s like let me treat you to a meal and you’re like it’s fine really!!! and he’s like i insist and then in that moment wonwoo’s phone rings and it’s mingyu whose like come back to the dorm i made jajangmyun!!! and wonwoo’s like “i can bring someone with me?” and mingyu’s like ofc i would love some new feedback on my dishes
  • and before you know it you’re in wonwoo and mingyu’s dorm eating on their table that’s literally a bunch of textbooks stacked up and covered with like an old tablecloth 
  • and you’re like holy moly mingyu this jajangmyun is so gOOD and mingyu is like (-; im talented and wonwoo makes a gesture at mingyu when you’re not looking like don’t !! flirt!!! and mingyu’s like lmfao ok ok calm down bro
  • and it’s cute you and wonwoo start dating and you learn that not only is he in the top 10% of his economics class but he’s also a mvp on the college volleyball team
  • and you go to one of his games and he comes out in the uniform and you’re like dying because ok he looks so good?? his legs are like a mile long
  • mingyu on the bleachers next to you like *side eyes emoji* and you swat him like stop and mingyu’s like listen i wasn’t the one gwaking at wonwoo
  • wonwoo smiling and waving at you and the entire row in front of you turns around to glare and you’re like akhldsfw
  • wonwoo was a regular at the cafe before but now he’s there at like the beginning of your shift and he likes gives you a lil kiss over the counter before you put on the apron and he’s like “you look so cute,,,,,,” and youre like omg shush and he’s like “it makes me jealous that other people get to see you in this….” and you’re like a/fhkafdchw STOP
  • mingyu like “hey since im the boyfriends best friend, do i get a discount-” and you’re like “no.”
  • mingyu: “after all the food i made for you two smh”
  • you and wonwoo sitting in his dorm under a big blanket, wonwoo’s head on your shoulder or lap and you playing with his hair.,,,,,,,,you two take naps together,,,,,,,,,,,,CUTE
  • now whenever wonwoo is overworking himself with study mingyu like speed dials you and you come over and you like close the textbook and take wonwoo’s glasses off and you’re like “look at me jeon wonwoo. i will not hesitate to kiss you to distract you into taking some vitamins and a break. test me.”
  • wonwoo waiting for you at the end of your shift to walk you to your dorm and he like let’s you borrow his sweater and you do the sweater paws and wonwoo is just K.O. his heart is yours forever, a done deal.
  • “your kisses taste like coffee.” “really?” “yeah, how is that even possible?” “i don’t know, but like kiss me again???”
  • you wear wonwoo’s glasses a joke and wonwoo just like his voice drops a little and he’s like “mingyu don’t come home till late ok?” and mingyu’s like oh my god im out you two are so sickeningly in love with each other. gross.
  • (it’s not gross, you and wonwoo are super duper cute) 

find college!woozi (here)
find college!bts (here) and college!vixx (here) 
and please look forward to the rest of college!seventeen!!
p.s. there might be special college!idol posts coming too ^^ 

Dating Alex Standall would include:

okay so ive. never actually posted one of these before but i had a bunch of ideas this morning and i couldnt stop writing and this happened adljbaljsd i hope you guys like it 

this is rly rly long so i put most of it under the cut alsjdas sorry its so long i just couldnt stop writing once i started! 

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  • you had always seen each other at school and even shared a class before but the two of you had never actually talked
  • you officially meet your junior year at a party

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