there's going to be a wedding!

SCREAMING BECAUSE I JUST FOUND OUT THAT PETUNIA PLANNED LILY AND JAMES’S FUNERAL. OH MY GOD.

-IMAGINE REMUS FINDING HER ADDRESS AND POPPING OVER ONE DAY BC HE REFUSES TO HAVE HER MESS UP THE ARRANGEMENTS AND DISHONOUR HIS FRIENDS.

-PETUNIA OPENING THE DOOR, FLUSTERED BC SHE HAS TWO SCREAMING BABIES AND HAS NEVER BEEN MORE STESSED EVER AND HAS DUDLEY IN ONE ARM AND HARRY ON HER LEG AND THERES A STRANGE YOUNG MAN WITH GRAYING HAIR AND A LOT OF UGLY SCARS ON HER PORCH

-HARRY RECOGNIZING REMUS AT ONCE AND LETTING GO OF PETUNIA YELLING “UNC-OO MOO'Y! UNC-OO MOO'Y!” AND REMUS AUTOMATICALLY REACHING DOWN TO LET THE TODDLER LATCH ONTO HIS NECK LIKE HE ALWAYS DOES. HARRY QUIETS DOWN QUICKLY AND JUST CURLS UP BC IT’S SOMEONE HE KNOWS AND UNCLE MOONY!

-PETUNIA BEING FLABERGASTED AND FINALLY ASKING, “HOW DID YOU DO THAT? I HAVEN’T BEEN ABLE TO GET HIM TO STOP FUSSING SINCE HE GOT HERE.”

-REMUS EXPLAINING THAT HARRY HAS DONE THAT SINCE DAY ONE AND ASKS POLITELY TO COME IN BC HE HAS SOMETHING TO DISCUSS WITH HER

-PETUNIA ALLOWING REMUS IN AND STATING SHE’S GOING TO PUT DUDLEY DOWN FOR A NAP AND TO PLEASE MAKE HIMSELF COMFORTABLE IN THE SITTING ROOM

-REMUS SITTING AWKWARDLY ON AN ARMCHAIR AND HARRY LOOKS UP AND ASKS “UNC-OO MOO'Y, WHERE MUMA? WHERE DADA? WHERE PA'FU?”

-REMUS NOT KNOWING HOW TO SAY THEYRE DEAD BC SIRIUS SO HE SAYS “HARRY, I NEED YOU TO BE A BIG BOY. MUMA AND DADA… THEY LOVED YOU LOTS AND LOTS BUT THEY HAD TO GO BYEBYE.”

-“WHEN MUMA AND DADA BACK?”

-“HARRY, I’M SORRY BUT THEY HAD TO GO TO HEAVEN.” AND REMUS IS CRYING BECAUSE IT’S SUDDENLY REAL AND HIS FRIENDS ARE ACTUALLY FUCKING DEAD AND IT HURTS AND IT HURTS SO MUCH HE WISH HE COULD RIP HIS HEART OUT AND NEVER FEEL AGAIN

-AND HARRY IS CONFUSED SO HE GRABS REMUS’S NOSE IN ATTEMPT TO COMFORT REMUS AND STARTS BABBLING ABOUT MUMA PLAYING PEEKABO AND DADA HIDING UNDER A BIG FLAPPY CLOAK AND A GREEN LIGHT AND UNCLE MOONY ITS JUST GAMES

-PETUNIA COMING BACK DOWNSTAIRS TO SEE REMUS SOBBING AND PETTING HARRY’S HEAD AND TRYING TO EXPLAIN THAT MUMA AND DADA CAN’T COME BACK BUT REMUS IS CRYING SO MUCH HE CAN BARELY SPEAK SO SHE OFFERS A HANKERCHEIF AND ASKS WHAT HE CAME FOR

-AFTER HE CALMS DOWN ENOUGH HE FLAT OUT TELLS PETUNIA THAT HE IS GOING TO HELP WITH THE FUNERAL

-SHE’S ACTUALLY RELIEVED AND SAYS SHE HADN’T THE FAINTEST TO INVITE SEEING AS SHE WASN’T CLOSE WITH LILY (AT THIS REMUS SNORTS) AND COULDN’T JUST ATTEND HERSELF

-SKIP TO THE FUNERAL. IT’S AN OPEN CASKET AND DUE TO MAGIC BOTH LILY AND JAMES ARE IN THE SAME CASKET AND THEIR HANDS ARE INTERRWINED AND IT LOOKS AS THEYRE SLEEPING IN THEIR FINEST CLOTHES (LILY IN HER WEDDING DRESS, AS IT WAS HER FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING AND NOT LONG OR OVERLY FANCY AND JAMES IN A SUIT BUT INSTEAD OF A SUIT TOP HES WEARING THAT RIDICULOUS SHIRT HIM AND SIRIUS MADE THAT HAD “I HAVE THE WORLD’S HOTTEST WIFE” PRINTED ON IT)

-REMUS IS SITTING TO THE RIGHT OF PETUNIA WITH HARRY IN HIS LAP AND ALICE AND FRANK ARE TO THE RIGHT OF HIM

-THE SERVICE IS GORGEOUS WITH DUMBLEDORE CONDUCTING IT IN THE RIDICULOUS PURPLE ROBES WITH YELLOW STARS THAT JAMES ABSOLUTELY LOVED

-WHEN IT’S TIME TO GO UP AND VIEW THE BODIES, PETUNIA LINGERS A SECOND LONGEUR THAN HER HUSBAND BUT QUICKLY MOVES

-REMUS GOES UP WITH HARRY

-HARRY MANAGED TO ESCAPE REMUS’S ARMS AND LANDS IN THE COFFIN YELLING, “MUMA! DADA! WAKEY!” OVER AND OVER AND HE’S SO CONFUSED AS TO WHY THEY AREN’T ANSWERING. FINALLY HE TURNS TO REMUS, CONFUSED, AND ASKS, “UNC-OO MOO'Y, PEEA'BOO?”

-EVERYONE IS FROZEN, WATCHING THE TINY BABY POKE AND PROD HIS PARENTS. MCGONAGALL IS CRYING AND REMUS IS SOBBING AGAIN AND HE’S TRYING TO EXPLAIN TO HARRY THAT THEY CAN’T

-DUMBLEDORE SWEEPS IN ALL MAGESTICALLY AND HARRY SHRIEKS “DUBLDOR!” AND DUMBLEDORE IS ABLE TO EXPLAIN THAT MUMA AND DADA ARE GONE IN THE NICEST WAY POSSIBLE BUT SO HARRY UNDERSTANDS AND HARRY STARTS CRYING AND SAYING HE WANTS MUMA AND DADA

-REMUS GRABS HARRY AND BEGINS TO SHUSH HIM AND LETS OTHER PEOPLE SAY GOODBYE TO LILY AND JAMES AND SUDDENLY PETUNIA AND VERNON ARE OVER AND HARRY IS BEING RIPPED OUT OF REMUS’S ARMS AND BEING TOLD THAT REMUS IS NEVER ALLOWED TO COME OVER AGAIN AND IF HE DOES THE POLICE WILL BE CALLED AND REMUS IS NOT ALLOWED TO EVER CONTACT HARRY OR THE DURSLEY’S AGAIN

-REMUS JUST STARES NUMBLY AS THE DURSLEYS STOMP FROM THE HALL WITH HARRY CRYING AND SHREIKING, “UNC-OO MOO'Y! UNC-OO MOO'Y! I WAN’ UNC-OO MOO'Y!” AND SUDDENLY REMUS IS CRYING FOR WHAT SEEMS LIKE THE MILLIONTH TIME AND IT FEELS LIKE LILY AND JAMES DIED ALL OVER AGAIN AS HARRY’S CRIES FADE AND HE FALLS TO HIS KNEES AND HE’S SCREAMING IN PAIN BECAUSE IT’S TOO MUCH AND HE DIDN’T ASK FOR THIS AND HE’S DEMANDING TO KNOW WHY THIS HAD TO HAPPEN

-REMUS LUPIN IS 21 AND HIS ENTIRE FAMILY HAS BEEN TAKEN AWAY FROM HIM WITHOUT MERCY

IM CRYING HOLY SHIT.

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No one said Alex was wearing a beanie, but then again no one said she WASN’T wearing one.

If you like Sanvers, and you like fluff, and you like funny, and you like fake dating and you like good written funny shit, you should absolutely check out @lyook ‘s and @jayenator565 ‘s amazing fic THE WEDDING DATE!!!! (Seriously it’s great, go read it) 

(edit to add this second version, which I like way better)
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Please don’t repost anywhere else :) (ORIGINAL TWEET)

Steps to You (Lin x Reader)

Word Count: 3,466 (this was supposed to be a short one…)

Warnings: nudity, mentions of sex

Authors Note: Hello! I thought of this when I was in my stats class on friday, and started it instead of doing my homework… hope its worth it! This is also dedicated to my dear friend @hamilton-noodles for no reason other than the fact that she is the most amazing person ever ( i dont think theres a better reason to dedicate this to her than that) Thanks for being amazing and comforting me and talking to be when im trapped in hell (AKA school) my man. Be sure to check out her amazing writing HERE.

Summary: (ooooohhh new addition to the beginning portion of my fics) Walking down the aisle is hard…

Request: NONE… ok leave me be.

Masterlist

You sat at the vanity, your hands trembling and tracing the white of your wedding dress.

“If you keep gripping at that dress it’s going to be wrinkled before you have a chance to walk down the aisle.” you heard your mom say, but you didn’t stop. It was the only thing that kept your nerves from getting to you.

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Let’s face it, they were NEVER going to have a normal wedding. They have never ever for one second been conventional and a normal wedding wouldn’t have suited them at all.

They met because Aaron was having his annual criminal outing
They got to know each other while Aaron was acting as Rob’s on-loan burglar
Their first kiss was due to a faked break down on the side of the road
They first ‘slept together’ in the back of a car in the garage
They had an extensive affair while Rob was engaged to a woman
The first “I love you” came mid-Aaron melt down and because Rob had accidentally caused Katie’s fatal fall
They have had more break ups than we can count
They got engaged after Robert screamed in Aaron’s face, called him an idiot and distracted him from the road which caused them to hurtle off a cliff, into a lake and nearly drown with a teenager kidnapped in the boot…

So, yeah. Hahahaha. No way were we EVER going to get normal and I love it!

So considering how different they are making the show from the books, what if instead of Clary ending up with Simon for a bit while she thinks she and Jace are siblings, she ends up with Izzy. The show seems to be setting up more chances for Clary and Izzy to be close and bond than it does for Clary and Simon. I mean it seems that Simon is going to have his own story line with Camille and Raphael and maybe Magnus for a bit plus he may be dealing with his mom so it seems unlikely that they are going to cram a relationship in there as well (unless it’s with Raphael). It was also hinted at as well that Clary was going to have a new love interest this season

Her

I love her or should I say I’m in love with her. I spend endless nights staying awake, going over the memories that we have together and planning our future together. I plan the way I’m going to propose to her, I plan our wedding and all the adventures we’re going to go on. I plan our life time in just a single night. Every night I lay awake planning everything. I’m in love and she’s on my mind 24/7. I love the excitement we both get when I get on the train to see her. I love having her in my arms and keeping her safe. But theres one thing I hate, that is leaving her at the train station and seeing her walk away. It hurts me. Within a second of her not being by my side, I feel like I’ve lost a big part of me. She’s a big part of my life. I’m in love with her and trust me, this girl is my home and I will one day get down on one knee and ask her to marry me

R: Oh my pictures! Hah, thanks for noticing them. They’re not great by any means…but, thanks…

R: But, yes, uh. Okay, left to right.

R: theres the Eiffel Tower, then a red umbrella on a rainy day that I thought was Aesthetic™.

R: Then theres some of my friends. Top left that’s kinda cut off is of my friends Marius and Cosette. Marius was proposing and wanted me to get a picture, and that was this last August. Their wedding is going to be this fall, they asked me to do their photos which is an honor. Ép is really conflicted about the whole thing though…

R: The one below that in the middle is of one of my best friends Jehan Prouvaire standing in a blueberry field near Provence. That was a fun trip, and theres plenty more pictures of him where that came from. He’s a fan of “artsy photos from his favorite artist”.

R:

R: Ah, and the last one….um, that’s Enjolras. My…acquaintance..? Friend..? I’m not too sure what we are. Uh, either way, that’s him leading a rally for his little activist group “Les Amis de l’ABC” or Les Amis for short. Or…our’s..? No. No it’s his, I just go and get drunk and yell at him sometimes…

R: heh…um.

R: Can we not talk about Enjolras?

All I’m saying is Tyler Lockwood would have helped Caroline Forbes plan their wedding together. Can you imagine them choosing the colors, floral arrangements like obviously Tyler is tired and bored but he’s sitting on the couch with Caroline looking through all the options they have for their invitations. They have been there all day after going cake tasting and looking at venues but he tells her that they should have it at his family’s mansion and she agrees. He’s dozing off and she elbows him and he wakes up and says “I’m closing my eyes for contemplation!” And she rolls her eyes and says “Sure you are. Come on!” and he picks up his coffee mug and sits up to help her and they both end up falling asleep. He’s the first to fall asleep and she looks at him and marvels before laying her head on his chest. Tyler doesn’t have anymore plans of leaving her anymore because he’s already wasted too much time dying for no reason and it’s time to forget about the past and look to the future — Caroline is his future. And they love each other the way they are. Come what may.

Originally posted by stilelydias

my johanbeck fic masterpost!

I figured I should have a single place where every fic I’ve written can be found, since it can be so easy to lose track of posts. I’m going to link this in the header of my blog so it’ll be there as a resource for folks new and old, and I’ll update it if/when I write more. 

EDIT/NOTE: These now live at AO3 too, and they are updated + improved + in actual chronological order, so I’d encourage you to read them there! They’re split up between two series: 

  1. you, my compass and my sea 
  2. now we’re there, and we’ve only just begun

From oldest to newest: 

And here’s some good shit by other folks that you should totally read: 

More to come (hopefully)!

Heart and Soul, the wedding

I wanted to give @sluah something special for her birthday. Thank you for such a wonderful friend, always encouraging of what I do, and also for being boundless source of creativity and inspiration. 

So I set out to draw something like a fairytale storybook illustration, that would perhaps accompany the text “And they lived happily ever after…”

Hopefully I did ok? Inspired by Art Nouveau style, in a tarot card like format.

Okay so today I’m going to write my theory for the Robron wedding but I’m only going to post it to my blog privately (if anyone wants to read it they can let me know and I’ll share it with them!), but I’ll only publicly reveal what I think after the wedding as I don’t want to freak anyone out or spread negativity.

It’ll sort of be like at the start of a competition where you predict who you think will win, write it on a piece of paper and stick it in a box only to be revealed once the tournament is over!

But I really want to express my thoughts, and even though what I think isn’t technically bad (and wouldn’t be an issue to some people), to me personally I’d be pretty gutted, so I really really REALLY hope I’m wrong.

Can any of you shipgrumps writers write up some rubberdoop hh o oooh boy i am a sinner and i need fluff real bad.

LOOK HERE’S SOME PROMPTS: (You can use this at your will idc if its rubdoop or not but i rlly want some so have a bunch)
- I just climbed a tree and i cant get down. Stop laughing and fucking help me
- I scraped my knee and now you want to carry me home.
- Its the middle of the night and I really want some fucking ice cream. Lets go to mcdonalds. Sleep is for the weak now get up.
- THERES A FAIR lets go to the fair!! I want that plushie but youve already spent 40$ on this game please calm down
- Im really overwhelmed with work and you walked in on me crying, ffuck
- Its 6 am and Im watching tv because i had a bad dream. No no no its ok. I was distressed because you died in it but im ok now. You can stop smothering me
- I have to go to a wedding, please be my +1, i dont want to be alone. Wow you look really good in a suit. Uu u m anyways,
- We watched shrek and you wont stop singing all star and if you dont shut up i will MAKE YOU (i will kiss you vigorously.)

Is that enough prompts??? I hope so. If you use em feel free to @ me tbh idec if it isnt rubberdoop.