DON’T DRINK ON PLAYGROUNDS!! AND IF YOU DO, DON’T FUCKING SMASH THE BOTTLES AND GET GLASS EVERYWHERE!!
Playgrounds are for small children to play on, not for your dumb asses to get drunk on. I know that teenagers like to rebel, and drinking is fun, but for fuck’s sake. It’s a playground. I don’t care if you don’t have anywhere else to go. Or here’s a concept, you don’t actually need to drink. But if you’re going to (unnecessary), be a civilized person and throw your bottles away, don’t fucking smash them.
Kids play at playgrounds. And kids are clumsy. They trip. They fall. They run around in bare feet. They play in the sand. They don’t pay attention. And the last thing I want to be doing is digging shards of glass out of my child’s skin.