there's glass everywhere

bts as shit my cousins say
  • jin: i'm not going on your fucking adventure the chili is almost done cooking and i need to stay around for that shit
  • suga: i thought long and hard while i did the dishes by myself and i realized that you're all fuCKING USELESS
  • j-hope: I GOT THE DOG TO WEAR SUNGLASSES EVERYONE COME TO MY ROOM RIGHT NOW THIS IS SO IMPORTANT
  • rap monster: last time i went hiking alone i ended up soaking wet and barefoot in the woods please come with me.
  • jimin: he's asking if i love him in a cool way, right ? not a weird way ?
  • v: help me i'm naked and there's broken glass everywhere
  • jungkook: c'mon. of course i know about sex. i'm twelve guys i know everything about sex.
Dear Teenagers Of The World

DON’T DRINK ON PLAYGROUNDS!! AND IF YOU DO, DON’T FUCKING SMASH THE BOTTLES AND GET GLASS EVERYWHERE!!

Playgrounds are for small children to play on, not for your dumb asses to get drunk on. I know that teenagers like to rebel, and drinking is fun, but for fuck’s sake. It’s a playground. I don’t care if you don’t have anywhere else to go. Or here’s a concept, you don’t actually need to drink. But if you’re going to (unnecessary), be a civilized person and throw your bottles away, don’t fucking smash them.

Kids play at playgrounds. And kids are clumsy. They trip. They fall. They run around in bare feet. They play in the sand. They don’t pay attention. And the last thing I want to be doing is digging shards of glass out of my child’s skin.

Don’t be an idiot.