there's a troll in the queue

i have some very niche vrisrezi headcanons… a League of Legends Esports au…

  • ive said this before but imma repeat it FIRST OF ALL VRISKA IS OBVIOUSLY RANK 1 CHALLENGER, BUT SHE IS ALSO OBVIOUSLY PERMABANNED FROM COMPETITIVE PLAY BECAUSE OF TOXICITY AND BAD SPORTSMANSHIP AND ELOBOOSTING PEOPLE like she gets disqualified from season end rewards and instead terezi (11th on ladder) gets shuffled up to 10th and collects the jacket and medallion rewards. terezi tweets @ vriska a photo of her rewards and thanks her
  • terezi is adc main, famous for vayne, shes on TSM…. TROLL SOLO MID. theres like 50 thousand vayne/adc montages that are like overedited with shitty explosions and dubstep. (dave made like half of them)
  • vriska has 8 other accounts all in challenger and since she legally can’t play competitively shes a streamer and shes like.. kaceytron level of notoriety shes super popular 30k viewers rakes in thousands of dollars in donations everyday and shes like actually really good at league
  • god just imagine vriska dealign with text to speech donations and bad song requests like ram ranch on repeat for 10 hours or like messed up versions of that shrek song like in sneaky’s stream LOL
  • vriska would take the donation and be like “that song fuckgin sucks im not playing it 8ut thanks for the money 8itch!”
  • TEREZI WOULD TOLERATE IT MORE SHE’D WILLINGLY LISTEN TO DARUDE-SANDSTORM ON REPEAT IF IT GOT DONATED TO HER
  • like before duo queue got killed in challenger theres lots of vrisrezi duo video compilations of them berating each other and bantering and trolling each other in games THINK SNEAKY N METEOS
  • tsm fans already have like the worst fuckign reputation and thats exactly why vriska is a die hard tsm fan AND ALSO because her girlfriend is on that team so shes like 10x more obnoxious about tsm than anyone. imagine that.
  • thansk for reading this heres a bad photo of the video game girlfriends
This morning I was disappointed (but not at all surprised) to see a large number of women ‘having a go’ at Catherine on a Facebook post, calling her ‘spoiled’ and ‘pampered’ and sounding very bitter and twisted about the fact that she left the hospital looking so put together.
I find it interesting that so many women see it this way. I saw the images of Kate and felt sorry for her because of the enormous pressure she is under to conform, to be a princess at all times of the day - yes, even after the pain and trauma of giving birth. There she is having to put on a dress instead of trackies, and having to stand and smile politely for hordes of screaming paparazzi. She doesn’t get to enjoy family privacy at the most precious of times. If she ever has a hair out of place, she is criticised. Recently a magazine dedicated an article to close up images of her grey regrowth - while she was pregnant. Unbelievable.
I have little interest in the royal family, but I take my hat off to Kate. I can’t even manage to wait in a long queue without losing my cool. She holds herself with grace, poise and elegance, despite the fact that after the ordeal of giving birth it’s probably the last thing she feels like doing. What a pity the internet trolls couldn’t be a little more gracious in their endeavours!
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