there's a stranger in my house

anonymous asked:

Do you read sidgeno fic? If so can you recommend any good ones? :)

There’s waaaay too many incredible fics in this fandom for me to rec all the ones I love (I have over 200 saved in my sidgeno folder,) but Base NotesMouthful of DiamondsBow and Arrow, Welcome Home, Idiomatic, Dezinformatsiya, Looking Forward, Lie Back and Think of England, semantic shift, Scott Wilson and the Case of the Levitsky House Ghosts, You By My Side, See Why I Stay, Stranger in This Lonely Town, and Since Always are all excellent.

“Just you, me, and the brick wall UB between us.”

[tag dump!]

anonymous asked:

It's literally 100 degrees outside my house today Please send help

im jealous its 80 degrees here but im freezing right now cuz im hiding in the basement since theres three strangers upstairs cleaning my house

anonymous asked:

itaat to feel like most of my family are strangers rather than family members? like i see how other people talk about and experience family and i understand but my experiences r more like. theres other people who live in my house and im aware we're related and other people who dont and im aware were also related but i never really talk to them and i dont really know what to say when i do

Cultural ideas of family are a social construct which can be difficult for autistic people to understand. 

-Sabrina

like okay im no stranger to crackships but can someone tell me what the fuck is up with dirkjohn like okay we have the One Hetero in the whole comic paired up with the guy thats like so ridiculously in love with jake that like even imagining him with someone else takes like willful ignorance

and plus the credits even show dirk and jake back together so where the fuck is dirkjohn even coming from its so dumb and bad

anonymous asked:

UPDATE ON MY CRUSH THAT PUTS THE SIGILS ON CANDY CORN AND STUFF I WENT TO THEIR HOUSE AND ALL OF THEIR MUGS AND TEA CUPS HAVE SELF LOVE SIGILS ON THE BOTTOM AND THERES A KEY ON THE CABINET FOR WHAT THEY ALL MEAN SO YOU CAN USE WHATEVER ONE YOU WANT AND ITS REALLY CUTE AND THEIR APARTMENT HAS STAINED GLASS WINDOWS AND ITS SUPER WITCHY AND SMELLS LIKE INCENSE AND THEY KISSED ME AND WE DRANK TEA AND WATCHED STRANGER THINGS AND WE'RE GONNA GO ON A DATE THIS WEEKEND!!!!!!!! AHH THEYRE SO CUTE

THIS IS SO CUTE IM HAPPY FOR U AHH OMG

-L

  • *knocks on door to strangers house*
  • Woman opens door: Oh. Hello. Can I help you?
  • Me dressed in what looks like something an officer wears: Um, yes. *clears throat* Good day, miss. There's been a report that something very large an dangerous is hiding in your house at this moment, and I've come to subdue it.
  • Woman, now looking shocked: Wha-whAT? What's in my house?? Why haven't I been notified sooner?? What if my childr-
  • Me pulling out my Pokemon Go badge to show it to her as I step inside the house: No need to panic, madam. This will only take a few minutes. Primeapes are nasty things, but nothing my team can't handle.

*Shawn imagine for Belle*

You were just getting out of the shower. Just as you were putting on your pants you heard the door open downstairs. Immediatly you went to the hallway and grabbed your brothers baseball bat in the room next door.

You walk towards the front door hoping and praying there isn’t an intruder.

You get there and theres an intruder all right. Except he’s not a stranger.

“BELLE! What the hell are you doing with a bat!” Shawn yells when he sees you.

“Well what the hell are you doing in my house?” You asked putting the bat down.

He smiles and says, “Id thought I suprise you but I think you suprised me more.” You feel his gaze go down and you realize your not wearing pants.

“Oh crap!” You say. At least the shirt it big and covers most of it.

Shawn comes over biting his lip and says, “You know i really like the big shirt look on you. Its pretty smeky if you ask me.”

You raise a brow and smirk but as soon as he reaches you you smile and wrap your arms around his neck. “Of course you do you perve.” You tease before letting yourself kiss him.

It starts slow and sweet but it never stays that way with shawn. He likes to get down to buisness.

Its now long before he’s grabbing your face and trying to kiss every inch of your face. He’s so passionate your stomach is going through a roller coaster because of it.

He’s grabbing your waist and picking you up so your more at his level seeing as he’s 6'1.

You play with the baby hair at the back of his neck and he plays with the hem of the shirt your wearing. You know where he wants this to go and you know you have to stop because of your parents.

You let yourself detach from his lips and say, “mmmhh no not today. My parents will be home really soon.” He groans and rest his head on yours in obvious defeat. “Why are you so hot?” He complains and you laugh. You kiss his nose sweetly and detach your legs.

You grab his hand and smile saying. “Come on. We can cuddle till they get here.” He smiles at that. “I’m not going to argue with that.”


Hope this was okay :)