there's a special place for me in hell!

DN Characters as Things my Friends and I Have Said
  • L: There's a special place in hell reserved for you and I'LL SEE YOU THERE
  • Light: Oh hey you know what time it is? *shows me his watch over which he taped a scrap of paper reading TIME TO DIE*
  • Near: I just want to go back to kindergarten were all you have to do is play with toys and clap in a certain pattern life is haaaaard
  • Matt: *turns to me* you know what? just fucking fill me with bull- *sees teacher* balloons! Fill me with balloons! so I can float into the stratosphere and die
  • Mello: hey what'd you get on the test- ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
  • Misa: The art teacher tried to tell me black isn't a primary color, but then why do they say other colors are the new black? Doesn't that make it first??
  • Ryuk: Who needs free will and the ability to make your own choices when you can have APPLES?
  • Rem: my existence is a void.
  • Beyond: *hears police sirens* FUCK
  • Naomi: who needs boys? In fact who needs people? Why do people even exist, and where's that asteroid when you need it?
  • Mikami: *literally crying* and he just THREW out his paper in the trash. The FUCKING TRASH. WHAT KIND OF HEATHEN DOESNT EVEN RECYCLE?!?
  • Kiyomi: *imitating overheard conversation* And then she like told me my hair looked dumb and I was like but bitch you're always dumb, whaddup??
  • Matsuda: *walks into exam 15 minutes late* ALRIGHT LETS DO THIS *snaps pencil*

Cuphead’s side Concept

Still working on cuphead’s side of the story. Still many flaws, need to do more scripting and lastly still is kind of farfetch to make The Devil live in somewhere “hell” like let alone I don`t think theres a volcano to replicate the game’s background to have volcano around Chicago (please pm me if i`m wrong) so instead somewhere I decided to design his place like a clock tower mansion concept as in tick tock time is ticking for these cupheads.


People hating on @hetcharacteroftheday bc it happens to disagree with their own personal headcanons.

People who see “heterosexual” and automatically assume the Mods are homophobic.

People who laugh in the Mods faces when the Mods call them out for labelling them as heterosexual and cis.

People who prioritize the complaints of a few people who follow them over actual real life problems that the Mods are trying to stop. *cough*youknowwhoI’mtalkingabout*cough*

People who ignore the About like I ignore my health and anonymously send hate mail (like the cowards they are) that is already disproven, explained in the About or just plain stupid.

People who have shitty reasons for hating hetcharacteroftheday but insist that their reasons are valid.

People who will send me hate just because I’m showing support for HCOTD.

People who will probably label me as straight and cis just because I support them.

People I despise and know that there’s a special place in hell for.

The Signs as Welcome to Nightvale Proverbs (Part 1)
  • Aries: It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the other dog in the fight.
  • Taurus: Ignore all the haters telling you that everything isn't a sandwich. Everything is a sandwich.
  • Gemini: Does the carpet match the drapes? No, it doesn’t. You’re the worst interior decorator. Please leave my home.
  • Cancer: Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say your mother's in the hospital. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Is there anything I can do? Listen. I'll drive you over there. We'll leave right now. Grab a coat; it's a little cold out. I'm so sorry.
  • Leo: There's a special place in Hell. It's really hip. Very exclusive.
  • Virgo: Remember that all sentences must have a noun, a verb, and the phrase "foolish mortals".
  • Libra: Look to the sky. You will not find answers there, but you will certainly see what everyone is screaming about.
  • Scorpio: I let my haters be my motivators. Mostly they tell me I suck, and then I get sad. This was a terrible idea.
  • Sagittarius: If you love someone, set them free. Set them free now. This is the police, and we have you surrounded.
  • Capricorn: At your smallest components, you are indistinguishable from a forest fire.
  • Aquarius: A million dollars isn’t cool. You know what’s cool? A basilisk.
  • Pisces: Please move your brain so we can get to the drugs. And stop leaving it there. We've talked about this.



My fav thing with the garrus romance is how he says like “i dont have a human fetish”

Because that says 2 things:

1: he’s having sex (and an eventual relationship) with Shepard NOT because shes human, but because he respects her in the HIGHEST regard. Shepard is his superior. He’s very neutral with his opinions, and regardless of what he feels in a situation, if what Shepard is doing she believes is the right thing, he’ll stay by her. When she joins CERBERUS, a group that makes most of your companions upset with and makes kaidan/ash LEAVE for the whole game and doubt if you’re “you”, he straight up says “even if cerberus is shitty, if YOURE working with them, you have a good reason for it and i trust you.” Hell, even in a place where theres PLAUGE THAT COULD KILL HIM, he still says “but if you need me, ill go”. He gets cheesy when you romance him. He plays music and buys wine. He tries so hard to make this “special” between two brothers in arms, facing a suicide mission where they might not make it out alive. He wants to let Shepard have one night of calm in an oncoming storm of death, one night between friends that turns into a loving, trust built relationship.

2: theres an actual human fetish.