there's a party over there

norrihiddleskittycap  asked:

Imagine Steve in an AU where he adopts the Maximoff twins!

“So Friday tells me if you want to stay, we have to get started, like yesterday on your alphabet soup visa type applications because it can take a while and like—Friday, can you explain it?”  Tony flashed a quick smile. “Pepper usually handles this sort of thing.  Sorry.”

“Sure, boss.  Their B visas expire in approximately 4 months. They’ll need to apply for an H1-B if they want to stay.  Though, it’ll be a stretch.  I’m not sure if the government will consider what they do as ‘skilled labor’.  Worth a shot, and they’re familiar with Stark Industries sponsoring visas.  We just have to hope they make it through the lottery.”

Pietro quirked an eyebrow.  “And if we don’t?” 

“-We can find a way.  Right?” Tony glanced towards the ceiling.

We might be able to get you back on an L visa, if we can set you up in our Sokovia branch.  It’s mostly a foundation, but it’d be just about all we have left as an option.  A green card would be an option, too, but it’d take some time.  More than we have.”

After Sokovia, with the twins joining the Avengers in a not-so-low-profile move to the Tower, the government was asking a lot of questions about their allegiances and intent.  Tony had lawyers for that, but they were still working on the best way to legally keep the Maximoffs in the country.  They kept coming up short.  Tony dropped heavily onto a couch with a groan.  “Uggghhh.  This is why Pepper does all this.  What the hell.”

Or” Steve had come out of nowhere, dropping a folder onto the glass table.  “We do an adult adoption.”

“Can you do that?”  Tony sat up straighter.  

I’ll have to look into it, boss. But without any living parents, provided they consent, Captain Rogers should be able to.”

Wanda smiled slyly.  “Is that why you give Vision side-eye? Do you disapprove of the relationship we may or may not have?”

Pietro laughed.  “You do a great Disappointed Dad face.  I will not call you Dad, though.”

Steve grinned.  “I don’t expect you would.”

Wanda glanced over the paperwork Steve had brought.  “Ok.  Yes. But,” she pointed a finger at Steve, “only if you promise to stop looking so suspicious of Viz.”  

Steve held up his hands.  “Sorry, ok.”

Tony clapped his hands together.  “This is great.  I’ve gotta go organize a party.  Adoption shower.  Something. There’ll be cake.  It’s gonna be great.  Friday!  Friday, take care of Steve’s paperwork.” 

Yes, boss.”

  • junkenstein, holding roadhogs hand: mmm, your boyfriend's lucky to be dating such a pretty man
  • hayseed, clinging to roadhogs bicep: and so strong too~
  • foolrat, giggling and twirling his fingers through his hair to make the bells jingle: do you think you could lift me over your head?
  • junkrat, holding onto his grenade launcher: okay party's over boys hahahahahaha there's unfortunately not enough hog to go around. back off. shoo

Shattered Knuxamy 2: Electric Icicle Boogaloo 

Return of the Gif

Originally posted by mermaid-sundae


first selfie? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Favorite Poe Party arrivals: H. G. Wells

Here is this.

If you voted for Clinton, I don’t hate you.
If you voted third party, I don’t hate you.
If you voted for Trump, I don’t hate you.

Given the choices, you went with who you thought would be best for the country. Regardless of whether I agree with you or not, I’m not going to hate you. That seems defeatist to me. That’s the sort of rhetoric that is just going to fuel more hatred and anger.

So, I don’t hate you. This election was tough - every election is tough - and I believe you put just as much thought and weight into your decision as I did into mine.

And if you chose not to vote, I won’t hate you either. I’ve been in that position. I understand.

In that same manner, I hope that you would not hate me based solely on the person for whom I voted, regardless of who they may be. Hatred does us no good. It will only make things worse.

ladyghost-ghostlady  asked:

There's been some serious debate over the Hogwarts houses of Poe Party characters on the Facebook group - I was wondering if you guys could enlighten us?

Well, you’re certainly allowed to sort our characters however you feel fit, but if you ask us, here’s where we’d put them (note, these are OUR versions of these authors, not necessarily where we think the authors themselves would be placed):

Edgar Allan Poe - Ravenclaw
Lenore - Slytherin
Annabel Lee - Hufflepuff
Charlotte Brontë - Slytherin
Ernest Hemingway - Gryffindor
Oscar Wilde - Slytherin
HG Wells - Ravenclaw
George Eliot - Gryffindor
Fyodor Dostoevsky - Durmstrang
Mary Shelley - Ravenclaw
Louisa May Alcott - Gryffindor
Anne Brontë - Hufflepuff
Eddie Dantes - Slytherin
Constables Jim & Jimmy - Squibs
Agatha Christie - Gryffindor
Krishanti - Gryffindor
Jane Austen - Hufflepuff
Guy de Vere - Hufflepuff

That’s definitely everyone. What do you think? 

The Signs' Actual Bedtimes
  • Aries: 2 am or whenever the stillness and darkness of the evening makes their skin crawl
  • Taurus: 1 am or whenever their bed starts to seem too comfortable and warm to resist
  • Gemini: 3 am or whenever there's no one left awake to talk to and they start to feel lonely
  • Cancer: 12 am or whenever they can get away from their phone long enough to remember to sleep
  • Leo: 2 am or whenever their friends go to sleep, reliably at the same time every night
  • Virgo: 1 am or whenever they feel ready for what they have to do the next day
  • Libra: 12 am or as early as they can manage to get as much sleep as possible
  • Scorpio: They never actually sleep, since night is when they prefer to get things done
  • Sagittarius: 2 am or whenever the party is over and there's nothing left to do
  • Capricorn: However late they need to be up to finish what they're working on
  • Aquarius: 4 am or whenever they physically can't keep their eyes open any longer
  • Pisces: 3 am or whenever there's nothing interesting going on and no one to talk to

theres some smirnoff ..and malibu…and baileys left over from the party last week in my fridge….and I’m just…so tempted to get drunk although i work at 9 tomorrow…but i also don’t care. so i think ima do it

Not Good Enough - Calum Hood

You and Calum are both crushing hard on each other. Calum is popular and thinks he’s not good enough for you, you think that Calum is too popular - and too hot - to talk to. Your friends and his friends decide to get you guys together.

Requested: Yes

Triggers: None

A/N: this imagine is really really long, im so sorry!!!

“(Y/N)… (Y/N),” you looked up across the table at your friend Jade. “Finally, I’ve been trying to get your attention for five minutes!” You gave her a sympathetic smile, “sorry,” you said, “my minds just… been somewhere else.” You quickly glanced over at the ‘popular’ kids table and your eyes landed on Calum Hood, who you were crushing on pretty hard. Jade smirked and followed your gaze, “I could tell,” she replied leaning forwards. “You still like Calum?” she asked quietly. You almost chocked on your food. “Uh, yeah,” you managed to reply.  Jade nodded, “you guys would be cute together,” she said, “it’s just a pity that neither of you has the balls to talk to the other one.”

“We talk!” You protested. Jade raised an eyebrow, “really? When?” You pushed a dry piece of meatloaf around with your fork, refusing to meet Jades eyes.  “I mean… he asked me if he could borrow a pen in biology today…” you said quietly. Okay, maybe it wasn’t a full blown conversation, but it was something… right? Jade groaned. “This is so tragic!” she picked up her tray and walked over to the bins where other trays had already been stacked. You watched as two of Calums friends, Michael and Luke, got up from their table and walked over to Jade. You saw Jade shake her head and Michael and Luke looked disappointed – almost angry – for a second. You looked away and began talking with your other friends.

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anonymous asked:

Christmas is right around the corner and I'm panicking terribly since one of my triggers are coming over for the family Christmas Eve party. There's no possible way to avoid them but ever time I see them I feel like I'm back in time in the same place that everything started. What can I do to calm down?

Remember to keep breathing and take things slowly. You will get through this, I promise xx