there's a hurricane outside and this is all that i'm doing

Stucky Feels!

I’ve always shipped them but it’s recently that I’ve been reading fics in this fandom and they are amazing. This is my collection of amazingness in words. My Stucky fanfic rec.

6:13 AM by @halerogers

It was routine, getting on the train that early in the morning, and Steve had it down to a damn tee. It was tiring, waking up that early to catch a train to work, but it wasn’t so bad.

Especially not after he started showing up.

He was the man with murder eyes and shockingly good looks despite the whole hobo vibe but with a soft center. Steve liked to call him the Human Impersonation of the Grumpy Cat in his head; Grumpy Cat for short when he whined about him to either Natasha or Sam.

OR – in which Steve falls in love with a stranger.

A Christmas Game by @that-girl

Bucky loses his pet mouse and yells at his very hot neighbour to keep his cat away from his baby. And Natasha regrets the day she met Bucky. It’s a fluff fest.

An Accident of Time by Pickitup

Boys weren’t omegas. Not outside of blue movies, or bluer songs, at least, the kind of anecdotes too ribald even for soldiers to tell. Girls were omegas, sometimes, but rarely, even in those days. Dying breeds, he guessed. When he was the asset it had stopped entirely, he had thought it all over: feels sick thinking of what they would have done to exploit him if he had suffered back then. But now, 2014, eating three meals a day, sleeping regularly in a safe bed, the old ghost has come back.

Bite Your Tongue by Avaaricious

AKA the “I work at a department store and if you take out and unfold a shirt and then leave it one more time I’m going to stuff it down your throat” AU

Captain Fantastic and the Pineapple King by @bucky-fucky-barnes

She hadn’t noticed him yet. Maybe he could turn and leave without them noticing – Sam would understand. Sam was the most empathetic person he knew. He wouldn’t scold Steve for coming home spice-less to avoid an awkward encounter with an ex. Surely.
They drew closer
Please don’t notice me, please don’t notice me, please don’t notice me…

In which Steve is saved from his ex in a grocery store, Bucky Barnes is Way Too Chill about absolutely everything, and Sam has had enough of all of these goddamn pineapples in his fucking house.

Or: The five times Steve received a pineapple (and one Piña Colada) and the one time he didn’t

Come On, Leave Me Breathless by @emphasisonem

“Shit, I don’t want to talk to him,” Bucky huffs, running a hand through his hair and blurting out the first idea that comes to mind, “I really- would you make out with me real quick?”

“What?” the blond bleats, blue eyes wide as he stares at Bucky.

In which Bucky really doesn’t want to talk to his ex and enlists the help of an attractive stranger to avoid him.

Cool Beans by @emphasisonem

“Guy looks a little like a hobo,” Pietro smirks, and a whoosh of breath leaves the young man as his sister elbows him in the stomach.

“Be kind,” Wanda admonishes him. “He’s very handsome, Steve. He looks strong.”

“Don’t be gettin’ any ideas there, Wanda,” Steve smiles at his friend. “I’m doing just fine on my own. I have the shop to think about. I don’t need any romantic entanglements right now.”

“We’ll see,” Wanda’s lips turn up at the corners, and Steve can’t help but laugh at the mischief sparkling in her eyes.

In which Steve owns a coffee shop and Bucky is a carpenter who buys the property next door.

Did you really just ask….? by Kare

“I just want to sit on the couch with you, watch bad action movies, eat greasy pizza and marry you. Is that really that much to ask?”

Steve can deal with the first three wishes. He isn’t really sure if he heard the fourth one correctly…

Well, only one way to find out… maybe…

Enjoy the Silence by neversaydie

Silence used to be peaceful for Bucky. These days it makes him feel like he’s waiting for something, like he’s listening for the warning sounds of predators approaching.

Now silence means he’s waiting for the other shoe to drop.

He lives in a beautiful apartment with his husband-to-be and tells himself that everything is just fine. He doesn’t sleep, he’s scared of putting a foot wrong in case Brock snaps again, and he’s desperately lonely, but he has everything he ever wants and that should be enough. It’s not like he can complain about being taken care of, even if parts of it aren’t exactly his choice.

Running into his childhood friend (literally) just might change everything. ‘Just fine’ doesn’t seem like enough once Steve walks back into his life. The problem is, Bucky’s been stuck in his cage for so long that he’s not sure he can leave it on his own.

Filthy Things You Say by Limoncello_Bella

Bucky wanted to kiss him, kiss him and then press him against the wall or desk and do things to him that would leave them both as a pile of sexually sated human mush. Mentally, he swore, he didn’t even have a type, but spitfire twinks more stubborn than a mule were quickly becoming number one on the nonexistent list.


Steve is a cuddle-slut drunk and his latest victim is one Bucky Barnes.

For Who I’ve Not Yet Become by @thebestpersonherelovesbucky

Bucky Barnes – powerful Wall Street tycoon – has everything he needs. Money, good looks, a life in the fast lane. He’s living on top of the world in a Park Avenue Penthouse in Manhattan, is the youngest vice president ever over at Stark Industries and might even be named Forbes Man of the Year – again. Nothing can bring him down.

That is until Bucky has a strange encounter with a young man named Eli on Christmas Eve and wakes up Christmas morning married to his old college sweetheart, Steve Rogers.

With his entire world turned upside down, Bucky must find a way to navigate his way through marriage and fatherhood and suburbia. And maybe find the unique answer to the age old question… What if…?

Keep reading

Signs as Halsey lyrics
  • Aries: " Dark as midnight sun // Smoke as black as charcoal // Fills into our fragile lungs // Cause when our demons come // Dancing in the shadows // To a game that can't be won."
  • Taurus: "Let's cause a little trouble // Oh, you make me feel so weak // I bet you kiss your knuckles // Right before they touch my cheek."
  • Gemini: "Would you lie for me? // Cross your sorry heart and hope to die for me? // Would you pin me to a wall? // Would you beg or would you crawl? // Stick a needle in your hungry eyes for me?"
  • Cancer: "You're writing lines about me; romantic poetry // Your girl's got red in her cheeks, 'cause we're something she can't see // And I try to refrain but you're stuck in my brain // And all I do is cry and complain because second's not the same."
  • Leo: "Cigarettes and tiny liquor bottles, just what you’d expect inside her new Balenciaga. // Bad romance, turned dreams into an empire. // Self-made success now she rose with Rockafellas. // Survival of the richest, the city’s ours until the fall. // They're Monaco and Hampton’s bound but we don’t feel like outsiders at all."
  • Virgo: "And I sat alone, in bed till the morning // And crying "they're coming for me" // And I tried to hold these secrets inside me // My mind's like a deadly disease"
  • Libra: "'Cause I've done some things that I can't speak // And I've tried to wash away but you just won't leave // So won't you take a breath and dive in deep // 'Cause I came here so you'd come for me"
  • Scorpio: "I don't like them innocent // I don't want no face fresh // Want them wearing leather // Begging, let me be your taste test // I like the sad eyes, bad guys // Mouth full of white lies // Kiss me in the corridor // But quick to tell me goodbye."
  • Sagittarius: "I'm a wanderess // I'm a one night stand // Don't belong to no city // Don't belong to no man // I'm the violence in the pouring rain // I'm a hurricane"
  • Capricorn: "I'm headed straight for the castle // They wanna make me their queen // And there's an old man sitting on the throne that's saying that I probably shouldn't be so mean // I'm headed straight for the castle // They’ve got this kingdom locked up // And there's an old man sitting on the throne that's saying I should probably keep my pretty mouth shut"
  • Aquarius: "I sold my soul to a three-piece // And he told me I was holy // He's got me down on both knees // But it's the devil that's tryna Hold me down"
  • Pisces: "You were red and you liked me 'cause I was blue // You touched me and suddenly I was a lilac sky // And you decided purple just wasn't for you"

citizenscully  asked:

wow oh my god I'm sorry I was debating between the two I MEANT 7 - FAKE DATING

i got this one twice so i just did an extra long one you’re welcome :)

“Problem?” Clint asks as Natasha bursts into his SHIELD quarters unannounced, collapsing on the couch with a dramatic sigh.

“I just had lunch with Maria,” she says by way of explanation.

“And?” he presses.

“She thinks we’re a thing.”

“You and Maria? Because last time I checked, Nat-”

Natasha groans, chucking a pillow at him. “Not me and Maria, Clint. Me and you.”


“Yeah. Oh.”

Clint abandons his paperwork on the table and sinks down onto the couch next to her, nudging her shoulder with his own. “You want to stop these rumours?”

She raises one eyebrow skeptically. “How?”

“Easy,” he shrugs. “Let’s be a thing.”

“Are you asking me to be your girlfriend, Barton?”

“’Course not,” he says quickly, hoping she can’t see the blush that colours his face. “I’m just saying that if we make everyone think they’re right, they’ll stop talking.”

“So you want to pretend.”

“I guess so, yeah.”

Natasha shrugs, her shoulder moving against his. “Okay. Let’s pretend.” She slides off the couch and to her feet in one fluid motion, making for the fridge in order to scout out their dinner options.

“It’s empty,” Clint calls from the couch. “You want to do takeout again?”

“Yeah,” she calls back. “Just let me grab a sweater.”

She walks out of Clint’s bedroom in an oversized hoodie which he glances at pointedly. “Do you really wonder why Maria’s making assumptions?”

“Your clothes are more comfortable than mine,” Natasha says defensively. “Also warmer.”

“Let’s go.” Clint’s hand closes around hers and she tenses instantly. “Hey,” he says gently, squeezing her hand. “Relax. Just…just pretend we’re undercover.”

“It’s different, Clint,” she hisses under her breath as they walk down the hallway hand in hand.

“Yeah? Different how?”

“I don’t know. It just is.”

“You’re okay, Nat. You don’t have to act like we’re about to be attacked.”

“Sorry,” she laughs shakily as they step outside into the crisp autumn air. “I guess it’s just been too long since I’ve done this.”

“We don’t have to…” Clint trails off. He tries again. “If this is making you uncomfortable-”

“It’s fine,” Natasha cuts in.

Clint nods, squeezing her hand again with a soft smile.

It almost feels natural. When he brushes his fingers lightly across her back or rests an arm across her shoulders, it doesn’t feel forced. When he introduces her to the man behind the counter at the Chinese restaurant (who he’s apparently on first-name terms with) as ‘my girlfriend, Natasha’, it doesn’t sound one bit rehearsed.

They collapse on the couch when they get back to Clint’s place, takeout containers in hand. Natasha leans into him instinctively and he brings his free hand to her hair, absentmindedly twining his fingers through the curls that fall just below her shoulders.

“Clint?” she asks softly after a moment of silence.

His hand stills in her hair. “Yeah?”

“What are we doing?”

He wants to tell her that it was always real for him, that he’s just pretending to pretend, that he’s been more than aware of the rumours circulating SHIELD for the past few months and he desperately wishes they were true. “I don’t know,” he answers honestly.

“I don’t want to pretend anymore,” she tells him in a whisper, but it might as well have been a scream for all the damage it does to his heart. He feels like he’s been punched in the stomach.

“Okay,” he manages. “It’s okay.”

And then she turns towards him, mumbling something that he doesn’t quite catch, and then her lips are on his and it’s the only thing he can think about.

Later, when he’s lying on the couch with Natasha half-asleep in his arms, her words come back to him, and he tucks them away in his memory. I want this to be real.

do the thing

Badlands sentence starters
  • "Sick of all these people talking, sick of all this noise."
  • "Tired of all these cameras flashing, sick of being poised."
  • "Already choking on my pride, so there's no use crying about it."
  • "They wanna make me their queen."
  • "There's an old man sitting on the throne that's saying that I probably shouldn't be so mean."
  • "There's an old man sitting on the throne that's saying I should probably keep my pretty mouth shut."
  • "There's no use crying about it."
  • "Your little brother never tells you but he loves you so."
  • "You're only happy when your sorry head is filled with dope."
  • "I hope you make it to the day you're 28 years old."
  • "You're ripped at every edge but you're a masterpiece."
  • "Everything was blue; his pills, his hands, his jeans."
  • "You were a vision in the morning when the light came through."
  • "I know I've only felt religion when I'm lying with you."
  • "I'm still waking every morning but it's not with you."
  • "I found God, I found him in a lover."
  • "I found the Devil; I found him in a lover."
  • "I'm such a fool to pay this price."
  • "With his educated eyes and his head between my thighs."
  • "I don't think he remembers."
  • "He's off to pay his crimes and he's got no time for mine."
  • "I tried to hold these secrets inside me."
  • "My mind's like a deadly disease."
  • "I'm bigger than my body."
  • "I'm colder than this home."
  • "I'm meaner than my demons."
  • "Please stop, you're scaring me."
  • "I can't help this awful energy."
  • "Goddamn right, you should be scared of me."
  • "Who is in control?"
  • "I paced around for hours."
  • "I couldn't stand the person inside me."
  • "I'm well acquainted with villains that live in my head."
  • "All we do is think about the feelings that we hide."
  • "All we do is sit in silence waiting for a sign."
  • "California never felt like home to me."
  • "It's so simple but we can't stay."
  • "Would it really kill you if we kissed?"
  • "Are you insane like me?"
  • "Do you tear yourself apart to entertain like me?"
  • "You shouldn't waste your pretty face."
  • "I think there’s a fault in my code."
  • "You cannot wake up, this is not a dream."
  • "Well my heart is gold and my hands are cold."
  • "Pointing fingers, cause you’ll never take the blame."
  • "I'm searching for something that I can't reach."
  • "I don't like them innocent."
  • "I like the sad eyes, bad guys."
  • "Kiss me in the corridor, but quick to tell me goodbye."
  • "You say that you're no good for me 'cause I'm always tugging at your sleeve."
  • "I swear I hate you when you leave, but I like it anyway."
  • "What happened to the soul, that you used, to be?"
  • "You're a Rolling Stone, boy, never sleep alone."
  • "I'm off the deep end."
  • "Saying that I love him but I know I'm gonna leave him."
  • "I was as pure as a river, but now I think I'm possessed."
  • "I've been cold since you left."
  • "I've got a boyfriend now and he's made of gold."
  • "You've got a fire inside but your heart's so cold."
  • "I've done some things that I can't speak."
  • "I've tried to wash you away but you just won't leave."
  • "Your eyes start to wander, they weren't looking at me."
  • "I sold my soul to a three-piece."
  • "This is what I live for."
  • "Throw me in the deep end, watch me drown."
  • "Selfish, taking what I want and call it mine."
  • "They rush me, telling me I'm running out of time."
  • "I let him climb inside my body and held him captive in my kiss."
  • "I'm a wanderess, I'm a one night stand."
  • "Don't belong to no city, don't belong to no man."
  • "I'm a hurricane."
  • "I found myself reminded to keep you far away from me."
  • "Oh, baby, beggin' you to save me."
  • "Well lately, I like 'em crazy."
  • "Oh, maybe, you could devastate me."
  • "Little lady, come and fade me."
  • "I keep a close watch on this heart of mine."
  • "I keep my eyes wide open all the time."
  • "I find it very, very easy to be true."
  • "I find myself alone when each day is through."
  • "Yes, I'll admit that I'm a fool for you."
  • "You've got a way to keep me on your side."
  • "Because you're mine, I walk the line."
  • "Cigarettes and tiny liquor bottles, just what you'd expect inside her new Balenciaga."
  • "They're Monaco and Hamptons bound, but we don't feel like outsiders at all."
  • "We are the new Americana."
  • "Do you remember the taste of my lips that night?"
  • "I remember the fear in your eyes the very first time we snuck into the city pool."
  • "Didn't know where we were running to, but don't look back."
  • "For now let's get away."
  • "I imagine the weight of your ribs if you lied between my hips in the backseat."
  • "Didn't know where I was running to, but I won't look back."
  • "Everybody wants to know if we fucked on the bathroom sink."
  • "The ending is the same every damn time."
  • "They think I'm insane, they think my lover is strange."
  • "I don't have to fucking tell them anything."
  • "I'm gonna write it all down, and I'm gonna sing it on stage."
  • "That's the beauty of a secret, you know you're supposed to keep it."
  • "Everybody's waiting up to hear if I dare speak your name."
  • "They know you walk like you're a god, they can't believe I made you weak."
  • "These days I can't seem to get along with anyone."
  • "Oh, baby girl you know we're gonna be legends."
  • "I'm a king and you're a queen."
  • "Do you feel like a young god?"
  • "I'm the king of everything and my tongue is a weapon."
  • "If you wanna go to heaven you should fuck me tonight."

[FICRECS] Zayn/Liam

It’s me again with a lot to rec :P Also this goes to my lovely Candice amoreziam bc i promised i’d tag her so she could read some :) Sorry for the late bb x

As per usual, bolds → favorites

  • Come On by writingsofamadchild [1.9k | Explicit]
    based on this message sent to me: “avery, i need a fic now, where zayn is being a little shit and goading liam into kissing him, but liam’s not falling for it, so zayn kisses him and he means or it to be this short little peck, but liam just takes over and pushes back, gives zayn the kiss of his life!”

  • living love in slow motion by jmcats [39.5k | Explicit]
    He steadies a hand to the back of Zayn’s head and kisses him like all of the words in his mouth aren’t brilliant enough. He smears them over Zayn’s lips and hopes every single one of them reminds Zayn that Liam’s been in love with him since they were teenage hurricanes. Just before they were eighteen.
    (Or: they’ve been tucked into each other’s side since they were five years old… and Liam’s been a little in love with that and much more since then)

  • Inside the Pocket of Your Ripped Jeans by ellipsometry [34.2k |3 chapters| Mature]
    Fuck Niall, honestly. Fuck him for telling Zayn about this – he of all people should know that despite his leather-jacket-and-cigarette façade, underneath it all Zayn is just a hopeless romantic. And when dealing with hopeless romantics you can’t go serving mysterious, hunky, salt-water-washed strangers up on a silver platter. You just can’t.
    It’s a simple concept, really: Take a photo, then leave a photo. But, like most simple things, Zayn manages to make it much more complicated. So by the time Zayn meets Liam for the first time, he’s been carrying a picture of him around in his pocket for nearly five months.

  • if you’re a stranger to your soul by lissomely [37.1k | Explicit]
    Liam is the director of Wolverhampton’s department of parks and recreation, a job that was never easy to begin with but seems to get exponentially more difficult when the city faces a budget crisis. Enter independent consultants Niall Horan and Zayn Malik, the former of whom mostly wreaks havoc on Liam’s professional life, but the latter of whom seems intent on messing with Liam’s personal life in ways Liam would never have imagined possible.
    Also featuring Harry and Louis as the worst employees ever. Very, very loosely inspired by the sitcom Parks and Recreation.

  • you’re the cure, you’re the pain by whispersbrave [3.4k | Teen]
    The saying goes something like, if you love something let it go. If it comes back, it’s meant to be.
    Or, where Zayn and Liam kiss, get together and break up. Not necessarily in the order.

  • Spill by hollybennett123 [2.3k | Explicit]
    “I think,” Zayn murmurs against Liam’s kiss-swollen mouth, sliding a leg over Liam’s thighs where he’s sat on the sofa and straddling his lap, “You should tell me some more of your fantasies, babe. Like, something you always wanted to do with me but you never told me before.”
    “Um,” Liam says, swallowing thickly and blinking at him. “Like – now?”

  • That Thing We Like by hollybennett123 [3.8k | Explicit]
    Sometimes, though, it’s just like - making a mess is the best part?

  • This Time by Ziamismyotp [7.8k | NR]
    He holds his breath, swallowing with wide eyes when Zayn turns around, a paper cup of coffee in his hand (black, no sugars, no cream), his face coming into full view and Liam gets dizzy with memories. Flashes of hands moving up his chest, chapped but always soft lips running along the column of his throat, gasps and whispers. A beautiful laugh he use to do say the stupidest things just to hear echoing in his ears, squinted eyes and a wrinkled nose. Movies, cuddles, showers, dinners. The way he fit so well, so perfectly in the circle of Liam’s arms like they were molded for each other and only each other.
    He’s got a lovely smile on his face, his eyes focused on the screen of his phone and Liam wonders-no, fears who could be on the other end of that text. And he finds himself unable to move as Zayn makes his way towards the entrance, the door chiming when he steps through and outside. He turns the opposite way, completely unaware of Liam’s presence and he knows he shouldn’t, knows it will just end awkwardly and bad but he can’t stop himself, it comes blurting from his lips before he even knows what he’s doing, “Zayn!”

  • If You Lived Here, You’d Be Home by equallydestructive [28k |10 chapters| Mature]
    28 year old divorcee Liam Payne has made a living out in the wilderness along with his trustee golden retriever, Sasha. It is only when he makes a shocking discovery that his life takes a complete 180 degree turn.
    Or: Lumberjack!Liam finds Zayn buried underneath a foot of snow, nearly frozen to death. Fluff, among other things, follows soon after.

  • Wouldn’t Dream Of It by ziamxo [4.1k | General]
    “Hey,” Zayn begins. “Let me have your number, yeah?” He’s suddenly freezing because—really, Zayn? Really? “I mean.” He begins again, “We should have playdates again. I was—you know, number so that they can— the dogs—“
    “The dogs, yeah. Of course. Can’t dare separate them again, can we?” Liam responds with a grin and it’s within a beat that he takes out his phone.
    “Right, no. That’d be bad.”
    “Absolutely horrid.” Liam grins, pressing buttons onto the phone within his hands.
    “We’d be monsters.”
    “Evil villains.” Liam goes on, looking up at Zayn with raised eyebrows and cheeks pulled up.
    “I–yeah. That. Can’t have that, can we?” Zayn laughs, handing Liam’s phone back to him.
    “Nope, not at all.”
    Or the AU where Liam and Zayn adopt twin puppies, but separately. And when they meet and realize their dogs are litter mates, they use it to their advantage. For their dogs. Not for them, no.