there's a dude in this one i guess

SNK Chapter 90 In A Nutshell
  • Soldier: So obviously we shouldn't tell the public about, you know. *Gestures at the basement*
  • Pixis: If we keep secret from the public doesn't that make us as bad as the guys we just overthrew?
  • Historia: Baldy's right. We're going public.
  • -----------------------
  • Newspaper guy: So basically we're the descendants of a minority race who can turn into titans and outside of the walls is a giant military that wants us all dead.
  • Levi: Hit the nail on the head. So how are people taking it?
  • Newspaper guy: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
  • Citizen 1: Well hey this is pretty interesting. It explains a lot.
  • Citizen 2: HA! You expect me to believe this?
  • Citizen 3: The government is spreading lies about an upcoming war so they can put us all in labor camps and fuck our wives while we're away.
  • Newspaper guy: Mixed reception.
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  • Hitch: Sup bitches, heard Marlow died a hero's death.
  • Flock: Yeah he ruled. When Erwin went down, he led the charge that let us take down the beast titan.
  • Flock: But in his dying moments, I'm pretty sure all he felt was regret.
  • Jean: Dude what the fuck.
  • Flock: Hey man I'm just spitting facts.
  • Flock: OH AND ANOTHER THING.
  • Flock: I still think the commander should've survived, not Armin. You know who else thinks that?
  • Flock: Literally everyone but Eren, Mikasa, and Levi. You know, the fucking assholes who put their emotions above common sense?
  • Eren: I will fight yo-
  • Flock: Oh shut the fuck up, Eren. I get that you're the main character and shit, but more matters than just what YOU feel. You should've given up and sopped pestering Levi, like Mikasa did.
  • Mikasa: *Shame*
  • Jean: We get it Flock, you have a small penis. Just let it go, alright?
  • Flock: OH, AND ANOTHER THING.
  • Flock: Jean, Connie, Sasha, none of you stopped Levi or Eren and Mikasa from fucking us all up the ass. You just stood there like a bunch of people with smaller penises than me.
  • Flock: Come on, I signed up to save humanity. If that's not what you're about, let people know before they join this organization.
  • Armin: ...Yeah, Flock's right. Commander Erwin should've lived.
  • Eren: You don't know that, Armin! Come on, we still know nothing about the world out there! You still haven't seen the ocean, right? There's so much to learn about the world, you can't give up! If we just go beyond the walls-
  • Eren: *Flashback to what happened to Faye when she went beyond the walls*
  • Eren: Fu-
  • ----------------------------
  • *Ceremony where Historia gives out rewards commences*
  • Eren, in his thoughts: I know that our situation is bleak, and if I can change I'd be willing to sacrifice my life. And yet, I can't bring myself to sacrifice Historia.
  • Note: This is a reference to how Eren know that, when he activated the coordinate, he was touching a titanized royal (Dina), so they might be able to activate it by titanizing Historia. But he didn't tell anyone.
  • Eren: *Kisses Historia's hand*
  • --------Memory is awakened in Eren----------
  • *Back when Grisha was confronting Freida, before he ended up killing them all*
  • Grisha: Come on guys just use your powers to kill everyone trying to kill the people I love so the people I love don't have to die.
  • Freida: *Glares at Grisha*
  • ---------------------
  • Narration: Anyways so the guillotines pretty much got rid of all the titans and they retook wall Maria. And there's almost no titans left on the island.
  • Narration: So I guess all the titans are killed. One thing off Eren's bucket list.
  • Narration: SO a lot of months passed and they set off to find the ocean.
  • Survey Corps: *Reaches Ocean*
  • Narrator: Another one off the bucket list. Productive day.
  • Everyone: *FLIPS THE FUCK OUT*
  • Eren: *Somewhat sullen, contemplative*
  • Eren: So... on the other side of that ocean, there's people who are going to try to kill us.
  • Eren: We aren't free yet. Is killing the people who oppose us what it takes to finally be free?
  • Fandom: Dude chill.
  • Fandom: Also who does your hair it's fabulous
  • ------------------
  • Sorry this wasn't as funny. hopefully it's easy to understand, at least.

anonymous asked:

Okay Jaxblade I'm just gonna spitball some Video Game Character Names out there so tell me if you know them. Crash Bandicoot, Spyro, Master Chief, Bayonetta, Vault Boy, GlaDos, Nemesis, Pyramid Head, Dante (DMC) , Solid snake, Ryu, Sweet Tooth, Duke Nukem, Cloud Strife, Gordon Freeman, Commander Sheppard?

Um okay so who I know and who I don’t know? Sure thing

Crash Bandicoot I love
Spyro was Great
Master Chief is from Halo
I dont know who Bayonetta is
I dont know who Vault Boy is
GlaDos is from Portal
Nemesis Im guessing the Resident Evil one unless theres another dude named Nemesis
Pyramid Head is from Silent Hill
I dont know who Dante is
Solid Snake is mah man from Metal Gear Solid
Ryu from Street fighter or the Ninja Ryu?
Sweet Tooth is from Twisted Metal
Duke Nukem is classic
Cloud come on who doesnt know Cloud from FF7
Dont know who Gordon or Sheppard are

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“I swear, doesn’t it sometimes feel like we’re babysitting?”

#SU Constructive Start!

Well, after talking with a friend who’s been down about the way a lot of folks have turned against the series*, which is super important to him on a lot of levels, and another post on how the people aren’t doing anything actually constructive with their critique, I thought i might start the officialy-unofficial #SU Constructive tag.

Basically, an attempt to talk about less what’s miserable about the show than about manifesting stuff  you liked and hope to see back in the show once it gets out of it (hopefully temporary) “rough patch”, whether it be through fanwork or talking about how they hope the series goes.

And, to start, I might as well ask the folks in the SU Critical tag, the ones I know including @bogleech, @borderlineanders, given y’all feel the show “lost” you, what would Steven Universe have to do; taking produciton time into account; to win you back?

Who the heck knows, if the talk gets enough traction, it might even percolate up, production-lead-time willing. But, on the other side of the coin, that friend I mentiond, actually did make a good point.

That people tend to be much harder on shows that actually try to be diverse race/gender/sexuality wise than on those that don’t, and how they tend to be much harder on their mistakes, him citing Gravity Falls and how it pretty much became “the Dipper Show” and Finn’s protracted romance arc as two examples; along with the lack of racial diversity in both shows.

And, he feels like this harsh level of scrutiny does hurt the people who do still find the show very important to them (Dude’s a trans guy of color for the record, with chronic pain issues), and i quote him verbatim:

Im getting real tired of a lot of white ass straight and or cis ass people telling me how damaging the rare media made for me

is.its like everyone else in life has this banquet of food and throw the scraps asideand I finaly get handed a plate

only for the people at the table to smack it out of my hand going ‘ew no thats AWFUL food how could you eat THAT’

'Anyways back to talking about how amazing this food i have all the time forever is’

If you want to tell anyone anything from me, The whole point of a GENUINELY diverse cast is that the whole world doesnt rest on any one characters shoulders.when theres The One Girl or The One POC Person, they have to represented ALL OF THAT. and usualy, its shitty

Su has So much…..and you, people like you, dude, have… everything.Gravity Falls isnt for me. I can MAKE it for me by making headcannons and stuff.I can *force* a place for myself in anythingBut its not there for me.

SU has a place for me….But apparently stuff made about people like me is subject to 5000% more criticisim if it ever missteps even a little

So i guess being me means I better be perfect….it feels like people were just waiting exitedly to hate SU.

People found any little thing.and no one wants to examine how much harsher they are to it then other stuff and why….tell people to just let people like me have a thing.And if it not being perfect makes me a bad person… fine I guess.

It’s a good point, and one I can’t help but feel gets overlooked. Your thoughts?

Little Manga Recommending Babies Will Save The World

OMG I forgot to tell you guys,  but when I was in Forbidden Planet (Comic Book Shop) a couple of weeks ago with two of my friends and we’re standing in the Manga section and then these two little girls walked over and one was recommending some books to the other I was already like ;___; FUTURE BABIES! They were like 7?? 12?? I’m not good at guessing the age of kids LOL. and then the girl that was doing the recommending pointed to Kuragehime:

and shes like “Oh this one is really cool its about these girls that live in this apartment and theres this guy in there that dresses like girl, that doesn’t make him gay or anything” I forgot the exact words but she said this short blurb basically breaking down that a dude can dress feminine or masculine but it has no bearing on his sexuality and how it wasn’t a big deal and I was like ~*FLOATS UP TO HEAVEN, HEARS ANGELIC MUSIC*~ the fact that she knows theres a difference like guys can dress in feminine clothes and still be straight and it’s all cool regardless, my ears were burning I was like, can I follow these kids around and listen to this girl just walking around recommending manga all day?? My ears started to literally stretch away from my head wanting to hear more, but I had to leave…..

Note: I call any child under the age of 12, a baby.

Battle of Beacon X Destiny 2 Teaser (Qrow/Cayde-6 Mashup)
  • Qrow: Okay, so...I'm in this super boring meeting about...something, I don't know, wasn't paying attention.
  • Qrow: Then, BOOM, it was like an ugly contest where everyone was a winner.
  • Qrow: This one dude was like "RAWR!", so I shot him, "PEW!", then I shot this other one, "PEW!". Shot a couple extra guys, just to be safe, "PEW! DSH! DSH!"
  • Qrow: I did, uh, I did a lot of shooting, if I'm being totally honest. Then, "PKSHW!" They destroyed my favorite store!
  • Qrow: Second favorite. There's that killer dive bar I frequent-I'm getting sidetracked. Look, long story short, I get busy.
  • Qrow: And, I'm thinking, "I got this." Y'know? When you're in that, you go, "I got this!" But man...I so did not have it.
  • Bartender: ..........
  • Qrow: *sigh* Guess you had to be there...
  • *wall blows up*
  • Qrow: Well *grabs scythe* better get back to it.
  • Ironwood: Qrow, any day now!
  • Qrow: Jeez, a guy has one drink. I'm coming!

anonymous asked:

hi~ i read your about page where you said you might write up your reasons for not liking some ft ships like the whole debate with fraxus/miraxus & chendy/rowen but i couldn't find anything on it on your blog so i wondered what were your thoughts on that? i know there's fandom arguments about homophobia and crackshipping there too. i’m a multishipper but i really like your anti posts for naruto so i thought if you had any ft ones then they might be as good! �

Thank you! I’m really glad you that like my Naruto posts. They’re pretty controversial, so nice comments are always appreciated! 😅 Dude, I haven’t updated by ‘about’ page in months, so doing that write-up completely passed my mind… Thanks for being interested though! I guess I’ll spill:

Right, this might be quite controversial, so remember that any opinions expressed are just personal preferences/reasons, right? ⚠️

Like I said on my page, “I have a ‘manga > anime’ complex thanks to Studio Pierrot, so I only read FT. I wanted to avoid filler brainwashing, bias and only know of canon with this series, after the mess with Naruto…” Therefore, I only really ship that which I believe is substantially depicted/suggested in canon, and kind of have a bit of a pet peeve for anything outside of that.
[ #1 justification disclaimer! ]

( 1 ) Mir/axus [ & Fraxus ]

So I was genuinely surprised that Mir/axus was even a thing when I started searching the fandom’s tag, once I’d caught up. I don’t know if they’ve been implied in filler, but they were non-existent as a romantic pair in the manga. Honestly, they hardly had any on-panel interaction… Like, the only evidence that came to mind for “logical” reasoning behind them was chapter 380’s cover art. (Maybe 329’s, at a push.) I even tried to find some supposed “moments” under their Wikia page, but that listed was merely scarce interaction with no romantic subtext; each synopsis was pretty much grasping for straws.

Here’s the thing – you mentioned the fandom discourse of “homophobic” accusations, right? Now, the I too hate when shippers (in any fandom) cry that, simply because others don’t ship a queer pairing. Like, c’mon. But, in this case (and Wendy’s), I must admit that I do find it somewhat relevant… Idk if this ship’s popularity (and, more so, acceptance alongside the actual semi-canon pairs) is because most have been influenced by external material or if it’s just because there’s no other member of the opposite sex that they’re paired with, but Fraxus was actually suggested in canon; emphatically from Freed’s point of view! Even on Laxus’ side, numerous chapters have moments that – here’s the thing – anyone would undeniably accept if either Freed or Laxus were female*.

[ My volumes are enclosed in my bookcase, but luckily I have 49 – 57 (Avatar – Alvarez) on-hand beside my bed, so I skimmed through to find (max.) five pages to evidence Laxus’ P.O.V. ‘cause this post will already be long enough. ]

Chapter 416: “At this rate, I won’t be able to protect what’s important to me.”

It’s also worth noting that the official tankōbon/volume translation of this reads: “I’m not strong enough to protect the people I love yet.”

Chapter 460.

Chapter 462: “But that ain’t important now. All I’ve got on my mind… Is bringing the pain to the bastard who took out Freed and the others.”

Chapter 472: “So you’re the one who did a number on Freed and the others?”

Chapter 473: “Thanks a lot, Freed… There’s no wizard that could break your spells…”

*That’s the key consideration – that if you were to replace either’s gender for that of the opposite sex, it changes how they’re perceived. These panels, for example, are dismissed by those who oppose Fraxus, but they would be regarded as “ship moments” and a validation of Laxus’ affection if you were to replace Freed’s name in the dialogue and/or presence in the panels with a female (Mira)!

That’s why I can kind of understand these claims, ’cause the existence and general fandom acceptance of these ships is very heteronormative in that respect (i.e. ignoring present queer pairings for heterosexual ‘crack-ships’) which makes it kind of discriminatory; reminiscent of homophobia perhaps. [ Although, I agree that term is a little extreme, as it doesn’t seem intentionally prejudiced. ] Whilst Freed is emphatically portrayed as LGBT+, Laxus’ sexuality is a little more implicit, yet he is assumed straight by default… It’s ironic/hypocritical because the majority of ships are founded upon one character’s feelings, whilst neither Mira nor Laxus have shown said romantic interest in each-other.

( 2 ) Ro/Wen [ & Chendy ]

Again, I hate Ro/Wen due to a similar reasoning. Finding out that they even existed as a ship was baffling, tbh! I mean, at least Miraxus had the cover as some rationale, but Ro/Wen is based solely on them being the same age… Talk about heteronormative? Also, technically, that’s an incorrect claim, due to the seven year time-skip in which she remained frozen. Like, she’s actually the same age as Sting & Rogue. But you don’t find her forced with them. Why, because they’re older and that’s frowned upon? You know, despite the same premise applying to Ro/Wen; since Romeo was half Wendy’s age when she was introduced (6 & 12).

The ship can’t even be supported with evidence, since they had no significant canon interaction until the Alvarez Arc. Their only other contact was in an omake. Yet their age difference is evident in both; dismissing any reach at romantic subtext. In the omake, Romeo refers to Wendy as “nee[-chan]”. Similarly, she is presented comforting him like a child, with him looking up to her as that same sister figure in their Alvarez panels. I have seen some of these shippers disregard Chendy as being “platonic”, when Romeo and Wendy’s dynamic is actually – canonically and strictly – such.

Chendy, however, do have a substantial, visibly & literally present, mutual bond. They have extensive, plentiful interaction, as well as an actually present romantic subtext… I know that it may be difficult for (I guess) anyone outside of the LGBT+ or a truly ‘open’ community to understand, due to our heteronormative society – as Chendy are often disregarded as “just friends” (🙄) – but many of their moments transcend platonic affection and bear intense likeness to the other romantic pairs’ depictions. For example, they are also featured alongside the semi-canon couples in art-work, like Mashima’s couple sketches on Twitter.

Not to mention that friendship is the foundation of any healthy, romantic relationship! Of course they’re going to be best friends before engaging in such, particularly in the case of same-sex pairs. Yet no-one uses this dialogue (of labelling each-other as “friends”) against NaLu, despite them stating the other as that same description on numerous occasions. But despite that mentioned above, Chendy are still dismissed. Again, if either were the male, then it would be a different situation… I mean, since people ship characters based solely on covers and all – chapter 421’s cover (among others)?

Summary:

Obviously there’s nothing wrong with crack-shipping! And, no, not liking a queer pair [more than a straight one] doesn’t make you “homophobic”. But – in the case of Fraxus 🆚 Mir/axus & Chendy 🆚 Ro/Wen – I think that there is something kind of messed up with arrogantly defying a character’s canon depicted/suggested sexuality and/or romantic interest(s). There is something somewhat discriminatory about disregarding their other prevalent, significant and actually developed bonds, to the extent that someone’s heteronormativity is so severe that they substitute a same-sex character for an irrelevant one of the opposite sex, who does not even have decent interaction with the character in question; fabricated entirely from the ridiculous, inaccurate [R/W] rationale of them being “the same age” or merely sharing a chapter cover.

That sounds much harsher than I intended, I’m so sorry! Btw, I don’t blame shippers – everyone is (obviously) allowed to ship what they want! What’s stated above is simply why I’m against Mir/axus and Ro/Wen, especially as an avid supporter of the LGBTQ+ community and a bisexual myself.

[ I’ve updated by ‘about’ page now too, btw! ]

Like dude I’ve spent four (4) years of my life being hella invested (probably too invested lbr) in these characters and hearing this song about them being happy and either Blake or Yang (probably Yang) being confirmed gay is. So niiiice. There’s not really a point to this post lol I’m just really happy. I guess one thing is don’t let idiots ruin this for you? Whenever I see a Dumbass™ making Comments™ I laugh and then listen to the song 10 more times it’s very cleansing :3

tagged by @dietsoba its been a while since i did a tumblr meme. so thansk.

rules: 1. post the rules 2. answer the questions given to you by the tagger 3. write 11 questions of your own 4. and tag 11 people

Questions

  1. Who was your first friend & do you still stay in touch?
    -this one dude i knew since i remember. and yes unfortunately
  2. What movie could you watch over and over without getting tired?
    -theres alot but i just cars(2006) today so that
  3. Ideal weather?
    -rain, just enough so you can hear it while sitting inside
  4. What is the “nerdiest” thing you’ve ever done?
    -theres a lot but i dont remember. wearing my opm hoodie to the gym maybe?
  5. Favourite holiday tradition? (can be any holiday)
    -diwali or chaturthi bc fireworks
  6. Spicy food Y/N?
    -Yes.
  7. Your thoughts on ghosts.
    -i respect ghosts.i guess. i hope i never encounter one.
  8. What song makes you want to belt out whenever you hear it?
    -never gonna give you up
  9. What’s something you’d like to learn but never have the time for?
    -another language
  10. Worst travel story?
    -this one time me and my friends went to another city to watch a match. the taxi fare from the hotel to the stadium (which was like 30 km away from the city in the middle of nowhere) was 200 rs. by the time the match ended it was 8 pm, so when we tried to hire the taxi they said it would cost 1500 rs. so we being smart™ decided we would walk along the road until we got another taxi. we walked for like 15 mins until we realised no taxis come go by that road,so we came back to stadium but the taxis were gone. it was almost 9 now. and with no other option we started walking towards the hotel after 2 hours we finally found a taxi which cost us 2000rs. so basically trying to save 1200rs. we ended up spending 1800rs + alot of fatigue
  11. What was the first game you ever played and what do you think of it now?
    - a great game called little ninja brothers if we;re talking abt video games.  

idk if there are still people here but i guess ill tag some

Questions (gonna keep most of the questions same bc damn they were some good questions)

  1. Who was your first friend & do you still stay in touch?
  2. What movie could you watch over and over without getting tired?
  3. Ideal weather?
  4. Have you ever shared an article without clicking the link only to find out it was fake?
  5. Favourite holiday tradition? (can be any holiday)
  6. Spicy food Y/N?
  7. Your thoughts on ghosts.
  8. Have you ever returned to a fandom after abandoning it for years?
  9. What’s something you’d like to learn but never have the time for?
  10. Worst travel story?
  11. What was the first game you ever played and what do you think of it now?

@kagvra @brenmcm @shugyos @meliikasa @thefife01

5

SIX YEARS LATER AND I LOVE THIS SERIES AS MUCH AS EVER.

Who else is pumped for Blood of Olympus??

Sketches by me

~Saber

ruler-of-the-utopia-of-trash  asked:

Wait... Dude... I don't remember the name of it but there's this one anime in which this guy writes romantic novels and has this girl who works as his assistant and they have to act out all the cute stuff in his novels to make sure they make sense and eventually they fall in love I guess I don't know I didn't watch the whole thing lmao but like it'd make a great au man I love

I’m almost 100% sure that I read a manga like this once, except it was a girl who was a manga artist and used this one guy who was literally a bishounen as inspiration for her cutesy scenes. They were like 12-15 and they got married? And had kids really young? I dunno I gotta ask Zane if he still has it because that whole synopsis sounds really familiar. Anyway, here you go :)

(Also, I’m sorry that this was late. I’ve been putting it off for ML Week)

  • Adrien is a fairly popular novelist, and his works are well-respected for their writing style and characterization
  • The only thing that people don’t like is how unrealistic the romances are, because apparently, grand sweeping gestures aren’t that big a thing anymore
  • Solution: find a girl and reenact the romantic scenes from his rough drafts to make absolutely sure that they were realistic
  • Problem: Who does he pick? Who would actually agree to this?
  • New Solution: Adrien’s friend, Nino, introduces him to his friend, Alya’s, friend, Marinette, who is 100% single and 100% available
  • New Problem: How’s he gonna get this Marinette to agree to this?
  • New New Solution: Marinette is an up-and-coming fashion designer who needs a model for her new men’s line. In exchange for his modeling her designs, she’d be more than happy to assist him with his writing references
  • At first it’s super awkward because they don’t know each other at all, and Marinette seems kind of jumpy around him, and since Adrien has no experience in the romance department at all, he’s left with nothing but his clichés
  • Little does he know that Marinette loves all of his works and has the biggest crush on him
  • Adrien wants to hit this romance full force with fancy dinners and extravagant gifts and galas and all that and Marinette has to be like, “whoa there friend you need to slow down”
  • So Adrien lets Marinette take the lead for a bit because he has no idea what he’s doing
  • She takes him to go see a movie, and while Adrien wants to go see something romantic, Marinette insists on going to an action flick
  • After the movie they have dinner at like a Friendly’s or something and they talk about the movie and how bad the plot was and it breaks the ice between them and it’s easier for them to have conversations and Adrien’s amazed because he never would have thought of that in a million years
  • So Adrien continues to let Marinette lead him on the romance thing, because she knows way more about this stuff and as time goes by, he finds himself taking the lead
  • Nothing totally extravagant like he wanted at the beginning, but something real
  • He remembers Marinette saying that she used to go to this theme park as a kid and he takes her there and she’s just so happy, and something squeezes in Adrien’s chest but he doesn’t know what it is yet, but she’s so happy and he’s so happy that he made her happy and they have the best time ever
  • Somewhere along the line, he realizes that he’s in love with her and kinda just goes, “shit,” because this wasn’t supposed to happen. Marinette probably thinks he’s a goof and just views him as a friend
  • So he kinda draws himself away and shuts her out, but poor Marinette, who’s been in love with him from the beginning, absolutely refuses to let him do this and takes every chance that she can to talk to him and get him to come out of his shell but he doesn’t want to because he can’t face her or his feelings about her
  • It’s Nino who gives Adrien the kick that he needs because he tells him that Alya told him that Marinette was in love with him, and Adrien gets back into gear and texts Marinette to meet him at the Friendly’s from their first date
  • She shows up at the Friendly’s and lo and behold, Adrien has made a huge romantic gesture and the restaurant is empty save for a single candlelit table and it’s got two ice creams sitting on it, and there’s Adrien in a suit and Marinette kind of wants to die because she’s so surprised
  • Adrien confesses to her and Marinette actually starts crying because here’s all this stuff that is just so Adrien and Marinette is in sweatpants and smudged eyeliner and doesn’t look at all the part for what’s happening right now
  • But she tells him that she loves him too, and that she’s loved him from their first date and she’ll always love him and now they’re both crying
  • Shortly after, they start dating (for real this time), and he ends up writing his most popular book, “Amour Chassé-Croisé,” starring two dumb idiots who taught each other the true meaning of love
~mariquita
Fandom Hearts: A Kingdom Hearts Parody Musical (Act 1) Sentence Starters
  • "A story that could happen to you, or you, but not you."
  • "So prepare for a story that makes no sense."
  • "It feels like I am drowning."
  • "This doesn't make sense, has to be a dream."
  • "I think dream sequences are overused."
  • "I'm falling, which way is down?"
  • "...he should really be wearing a bathing suit."
  • "I was having this horrible nightmare."
  • "I was flying and then falling and people broke out into song."
  • "At least you know where you're from."
  • "Oh, let's hear this story again."
  • "I remember it like it was yesterday."
  • "I had no memory of who I was or where I was from."
  • "Just you, and me, and not a single other person."
  • "So I guess I'm the only one working on the raft."
  • "Dude, you're like, 15. How are you lifting that log?"
  • "And just as I suspected, you're as lazy as he is."
  • "You really know how to compliment a lady."
  • "There's nothing I find sexier than sarcasm."
  • "And yes, this is my real hair."
  • "He/she is also my friend."
  • "I dunno, he/she can be a real dick about it sometimes."
  • "We don't know where we're going."
  • "What do we need a seagull egg for?"
  • "We're gonna be out on the sea for a long time; maybe forever."
  • "I'm gonna need comfort food."
  • "If you don't, I will kick you overboard."
  • "All that I remember is the feeling of the sand,"
  • "I wanna get out of this place and find where I belong."
  • "I got those kimono dragon eggs you asked for."
  • "You might want to find something that's...edible."
  • "Growing up here fulfilled all my dreams."
  • "A sanctuary where my heart can stay simple and clean."
  • "I can't be held back by fear."
  • "I wish you could just tell me how you feel."
  • "I always knew, we should be more than friends."
  • "My thoughts keep coming back to you."
  • "It's the gravity of love, that makes me want to keep you safe."
  • "So I've got to let you go."
  • "Maybe I'll go to college, or become a walmart greeter. Or let my heart get consumed by darkness."
  • "Exactly. That was oddly specific, but exactly."
  • "No, you're fat!"
  • "I see him stop and stare at her/him."
  • "The way they say my name."
  • "I love her/him, cause she's/he's extraordinary."
  • "I see the things they do when I'm not around."
  • "I know I want her/him to myself."
  • "You've won every single race we've been in."
  • "You can chose the way we do this then."
  • "Dance dance revolution."
  • "Take. The. Flower."
  • "Besides, you're a winner. Go have fun and explore or something. I got this."
  • "Take _____, his/her body is ready!"
  • "He's/She's not the same as they were once before."
  • "Are you saying you want to do it?"
  • "What? No!"
  • "What. Does that mean?"
  • "...freaking hipsters."
  • "What, into the black hole of death?!"
  • "They should really know what's right from wrong."
  • "This doesn't have to make any sense, it's Square Enix."
  • "As long as you have this magical weapon, there's absolutely nothing to be afraid of."
  • "Ow, knocked out again."
  • "If you wanna stay a while, then you gotta crack a smile."
  • "Hypothetically I don't smile; what's the worst that can happen?"
  • "We crash, and we die."
  • "Don't correct my gramMAR."
  • "You're slipping ever slowly back into the way you use to think."
  • "He/She betrayed me."
  • "I'll understand this mess of events."
  • "Oh! You can also play angry birds on it!"
  • "We're not going to fit in there; I mean, look at you, you're barely wearing any pants."
  • "No hashtag rhymetag for you."
  • "He/She was hot, wasn't he/she?"
  • "I'm not insane, you're insane."
  • "You're lost and I need a sign."
  • "I need some darkness; some liquid darkness!"
  • "And he was wearing a dress! That was the most terrifying thing of all!"
  • "I can touch stuff!"
  • "We can dance on the everglades, and land on the winds of tomorrow!"
  • "I'm pretty sure that's just a strip club."
  • "Sure the world's falling apart, but there's a place in the dark."
  • "Yeah, make it rain!"
  • "I've got a fly for the theatrical. I think I know what I'm doing, alright?"
  • "I got this."
  • "...yeah, I bet you do."
  • "Nothing will stand in my way."
  • "Nothing will change my fate."
  • "You've got to know that I'm coming for you."
  • "We're standing by your side."
  • "I'm just along for the ride."

anonymous asked:

Congratulations. You CS shippers got what you wanted. This show started as a show about women (Emma, Regina and Snow) and is now about one romantic couple with the focus on the guy. So, I guess, celebrate that there's yet another show about a dude, instead of what OUAT used to be. The fact is, Hook should NEVER be as important as the three leading female characters. The fact that he now is and you CSers don't see anything wrong with it is just sad.

I love how you antis keep changing your description of what OUAT has “always been about” every time you want to campaign against CS /Hook and make it seem like you’re not actually complaining about CS/Hook.

It’s so transparent - and EVERYONE sees it (including the show runners and the network I’m sure). It’s that blatant.

First it was - “this show was always about two women - Emma and Regina”. But then people didn’t want to make it seem like this was all about shipping. So it was “don’t talk about those two women romantically - just go on social media and say how much you love the Swan Mills family instead”.

Then to make it seem like you concern for the show, and not a ship, tactics were switched again. And the argument became “this show was always about family - Emma, Snow, Regina, Henry and Charming - it’s their story”.

Later when antis were angry that Hook/CS were a prominent part of the Dark Swan story line, and wanted to get the rest of the fandom on board, the show suddenly became about the “core cast” and people began including Rumple - stating that HE is the leading man of the show.

But now Hook’s face is on that damn promo poster. So this is a dilemma - because Elsa’s face was used for promotion in S4 so one can’t exactly make the “it’s a show about family” argument about the poster (especially when nobody said shit about HER face on Hulu, the DVD etc.) But hey - Elsa’s a woman so let’s just make a it a case of gender now instead of family. Easy - just casually drop Rumple from your argument and make the case that the show was always about “strong female characters”.

And we can all just ignore the myriad of Rumple flashbacks and centrics, and the fact that nobody bitched about strong female characters being the theme of the show when 4a focused strongly on Rumple and basically ended with a centric for him. Nah - that didn’t happen - he’s never been an integral or central part of the show because, according to you, OUAT has always been “a show about women (Emma, Regina, and Snow)”. Right?

But here’s an idea for you to consider anon: using a single graphic image for social media and streaming sites is just what the OUAT promo team does now - actually it’s what they’ve always done. And just accept that it’s no longer solely Regina’s face that gets used. They’re changing it up a bit now. We had Elsa, then Emma, and now Hook. It’s just a promotional thing and it doesn’t mean the entire 5b arc is going to be all about Hook.

So maybe watch the season before you judge.

There’s no reason to act like Emma’s love story being the focus for the first half of the season, and Hook getting a centric and screen time for a few episodes, means a MAN has taken over the entire show for ALL eternity.

Regina, Snow and Emma are still important anon.

(And Rumple too - he’s a man, so I gather he’s not important to you anon, but he’s my fave and he’s got top billing like the ladies you’ve mentioned so unlike you I’m not gonna leave him out)

And I’m gonna close this reply with some shocking news for you: This show was never about “strong female characters” it just happens to feature strong female characters. According to the creators, and the cast, what Once Upon A Time is about - what it has ALWAYS been about - is HOPE.

Hope, family, second chances, and LOVE. And that, dear anon, hasn’t changed. The show is about love - in all its forms - even romantic. And…

“Love isn’t weakness. It’s STRENGTH.”

anonymous asked:

What's your fav periscope that brendon has done?

ohhhhh shit ok ok o k dude my man my bro i’ll give u some contenders for SURE

i can’t attach anymore videos i guess but theres also That One Car Ride and the video where Brendon literally just flips into the pool and that’s it and like that one breakfast scope where he like moaned for coffee and the one where him and sarah talked about a bunch of shit like when he shaved his head and when they met and shit man like every piano scope and the uke scope i love them all fuc

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anonymous asked:

i have like medium sized boobs i guess?? and i bind at school sometimes and there's always the one kid who goes "where'd your boobs go" in the smarmiest voice ever (you know who im talking about) and the reply i usually use is something along the lines of "why are you staring at my chest in the first place dude back tf off" and it works? idk just a tip but sass their pants off and own it dude bc you're gonna look awesome in that binder and you fuckin know it