there's a cute dog

give me the homestuck au where john & rose are both super gay and basically eachothers beards and they rent a shitty apartment together

and one day rose has to bring her cat to the vet and theres a cute girl there with a dog and she forgets how to talk. she leaves the vet’s office both cursing and thanking the

john applies for some entry-level-ass IT job and manages to fall for the receptionist who very visibly hates life and living but is also. the most opposite of straight person john has ever seen. so they get coffee together

Next Christmas I’m going on vacation for the first time ever!!
My grandmother that I haven’t seen in 10 years lives on an island and asked me to come for two weeks.
She said we’ll visit volcanoes, go swim with the dolphins and stuff!!!!!

I am so excited I’ve never done anything like that ❤️❤️❤️