there's a cow

This is literally just Aleks fucking up an intro

some cultures do not view cats and dogs as we do as westerns and ppl need to understand that. you can’t get mad @ one culture for eating an animal when …. you do the same…. cultures view animals as different i mean theres places that think eating cows is a horrible thing. just respect that and dont call one culture gross for it? not cool.

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He’s not a pet.

Ya’ll need to get on Netflix right now and freaking watch Trollhunters.

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everybody lives AU | AKATSUKI
• setting — the Last

Akatsuki becomes a mercenary group for hire, as they did in Road to Ninja. 
This is more appropriately named the “everybody comes back to life and somehow things work out AU”… but as promised, 10 Akatsuki members in the timeline of The Last! Designing is fun (esp the village flak jackets) (・∀・)

See more extensive character/AU details below the cut!:

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@springdaymv replied to your post “Do you have like food combo you like that other may find strange like…”

pickles… on ur pizza…and ur pasta, sorry idk u

LISTEN at least i’m not one of those people who drinks milk otherwise I’d literally block myself

A pirate’s initiation rite, by Scott Lynch

‘So you’re here with us between all things,’ said Drakasha. 'The land won’t have you and the sea won’t claim you. You’ve fled, like us, to wood and canvas. This deck’s your firmament, these sails your heavens. This is all the world you get. This is all the world you need.’
She stepped forward with a drawn dagger. 'Will you lick my boots to claim a place on it?’
'NO!’ the ex-Messengers roared in unison. They’d been coached on this part of the ritual.
'Will you kneel and kiss my jewelled ring for mercy?’
'NO!’
'Will you bend your knees to pretty titles on pieces of paper?’
'NO!’
'Will you pine for land and laws and kings, and cling to them like a mother’s tit?’
'NO!’
She stepped up to Locke and handed him the dagger.
'Then free yourself, brother.’

~ Scott Lynch, Red Seas Under Red Skies

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Man I have fallen down a rabbit hole of “figuring out this dead guy’s life and he isn’t even famous or related to me”