there's more i'm sure

Listen I’m bi as Heck and as much as I love girls, I also love boys? Boys are amazing and pure and liking boys is a wonderful feeling? I never see a lot of posts talking about cute boys so

Some Boy Aesthetics™ I’m in love with include:

Their tired grins? Have you seen a cute boy grin when he’s tired? Life Changing

Sleeves rolled up to forearms is all good and Well but also when they have Sweater Paws in their hoodies or jumpers? Makes the tallest of them seem so smol? I’m lov?

When they run their hand through their hair and it sticks up in places and it looks So Good

Collar Bones

Soft pudgy stomachs they absolutely make me melt

When ya boy gets flustered A++ Bonus points if he giggles Boys giggling is Everything

The Reader’s Four Horsemen of the Bore-Apocalypse:

  • This would have been a really intense scene if there had been proper build up prior to it.
  • This would have been a really intense scene if it wasn’t a repeat of a scene from four chapters ago.
  • This would have been a really intense scene if I cared about the characters more.
  • This would have been a really intense scene if it wasn’t an over dramatic mess of miscommunication and out of character angst. 

Bonus points if the scene includes all four at once.

tips for writing Star Wars fanfic/Star Wars roleplay things

  • it’s not concrete; it’s duracrete
  • viewports are the windows on ships
  • not a plane; ship or speeder
  • it’s not steel; it’s durasteel
  • books are rare; holorecords or datapads
  • it’s not a glass pane it’s transparisteel
  • caf is the equivalent of coffee
  • it’s not paper it’s a flimsi
  • medcenter is a hospital

Star Wars can be very similar to things we’re already used to, but getting familiar with some of these terms can make your writing really fit in with the universe

since it’s asexual awareness week I wanna rec some books with great ace characters from all over the ace spectrum 
(some have more than one!!!!!!! actually i think all of my recs have more than one tbh)

Novels:

Collection of short stories:

Poetry

the millennium falcon as metaphor for ben solo in TFA+TLJ
  • the lost and misplaced Millennium Falcon in The Force Awakens was “taken back” by Han Solo, just as he tried to take back his lost and misplaced son later in the same film
  • Ben The Millennium Falcon had been stolen by nefarious strangers years before, and abandoned for years, and Han had never stopped looking for it this whole time (Han knew as soon as the Falcon’s tracker came back on radar, just as he went after Ben as soon as he saw him again)
  • - Han: Han Solo just stole back the Millennium Falcon for good.”
    - Leia: “You think I want to forget him? I want him back!”
    - Han: “Chewie, we’re home.”
    - Leia: “If you see our son again, bring him home.” 
  • - Rey: “That one’s garbage!”
    - Rey: “The garbage’ll do!”
  • The Falcon’s (Ben’s) “canon gets stuck in forward position,” (doing the wrong thing) but Rey turns the entire Falcon so that the canon is pointed in a useful direction instead.
  • The Millennium Falcon is the first space ship Rey pilots, it is with the Falcon’s help that Rey is able to leave Jakku for the first time. 👀
  • Rey immediately diagnoses a problem with “the motivator” with Ben the Falcon
  • Rey, also: “If we don’t patch it up, the propulsion tank will overflow and flood the ship with poisonous gas!”
  • (rey successfully repairs this “threatening to overflow with poisonous gas” problem by calming Ben down with “binding tape”)
  • The Millennium Falcon had a “compressor installed on the ignition line” by the strangers who stole her that made Han not be able to work well with the ship (he couldn’t start it)
  • the compressor installed in Ben The Falcon by bad strangers is something that Rey also disapproved of: “it puts too much stress on the hyperdrive” (Ben forced by his new master to compress his emotions, causing outbursts)
  • Rey was able to “bypass the compressor” and start the ship when Han could not - Han expected Ben the Falcon to act the same as it did when he had it before
  • Rey immediately began working on repairing the Falcon as soon as she came on board, whereas we don’t see Han doing maintenance or repair after he found it again (he leaves this to Chewie when they talk with Maz).
  • Han wanted Rey to come work with him on the Falcon in part because he saw how good she was with the ship. Seeing how good she was with his son as his future daughter-in-law with the Falcon made him like her.
  • Han: “I’ve been thinkin’ about bringing on some more crew, Rey. A second mate. Someone to help out. Someone who can keep up with Chewie and me, appreciates the Falcon.”
  • Rey takes the pilot’s seat, and Chewie the co-pilot’s seat, on the flight to Ahch-to. Rey takes over controls as the pilot.
  • The Porgs turning the Millennium Falcon into a literal domestic “nest.”
  • Rey travels to Ben on the Falcon, ships herself to Hades in a shipping container/coffin with “property of Han Solo” written on it.
  • Ben Solo’s self-loathing: “Blow that piece of junk out of the sky!”
  • The Millennium Falcon has it’s own rebirthing scene in TLJ - blowing up and out, bright red through the caves of Crait.
  • Ben had been unable to harm Leia and Rey, just as at the end of the movie they are held safe inside the Falcon.
  • Rey leaving on the Falcon after looking back at the end of both movies, taking a part of Ben with her

anyway that whole family is super manipulative, so let’s not pretend that loki is the only one with a few cogs turning in his head

odin looked at a baby, and was like “aw shit this’ll be useful”… then accidentally loved the baby as a son, instead of as a tool. his resulting freak-out was a great compounding of the combination of Bad Father and Great Planner, and that’s… awful. but in general, odin lays on the guilt REAL FUCKING THICK, and he knows how to use guilt and the concept of responsibility + duty to get somebody to do what he wants to do. 

thor constantly pretends to be stupider than he is so that he’ll get away with more shit. thor continuously and constantly puts on this big bashful grin like “aw, lil old me??? aw honey i don’t know a donkey from a horse i can’t do nothing to nobody” and then will just level a city in like, three strokes. and this isn’t just in ragnarok, where he’s really laying the guilt on thick with loki whilst pretending not to know what he’s doing or jumping from one fence to the other with bruce and hulk, like, thor is very used to presenting himself as Not A Threat when he fucking is one

and then frigga… is also manipulative. shocker! now frigga does it in her capacity as peacemaker. like, that scene where she’s all “am i not your mother?” that is a calculated thing to try to make loki admit odin’s his father; she’s used to using illusions too; and i just fuckin bet that frigga’s used similar little guilts and shit to make thor and loki make up

now, being this manipulative, like… 

i’m not saying it makes these guys bad people, that thor or frigga or even odin are really trying to be like, evil and nasty

but what i am saying is that the way loki wields other people’s guilt like a weapon, and the way he hides from genuine emotional intimacy, the way that he is discomfited by frank and open communication…

that’s because all four of them do this. the whole family unit utilises manipulation tactics, weaponised guilt, and the emotions each of them has, to interact with one another. like, this isn’t just a thing of “odin is bad and loki is bad because odin was bad to him”, it’s a whole family unit that thrives on toxic interactions, even when they are made with good intentions

What if Twilight Link finally had enough of traveling with Wild child and he turned into his Hylian self.

TP Link: “I can’t take it anymore. This place is beyond weird. There are huge mechanical creatures chasing us at every turn. That Zora Prince was huge! The monsters here are something out of a nightmare. The Master Sword is bigger than you. There are BIRD PEOPLE. And you strive daily to find the tallest mountain in the area just so you can jump off it.”

Wild: -continues eating an apple, not at all shocked that his wolf turned into a man-

TP: “This is crazy, alright? And this is coming from a guy that can turn into a wolf and fought a dragon.”

Wild: -pulls an apple out of his pack- “You want one?”

TP: “The fact that your not even reacting to the current situation proves my point.”