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The frogs and their awkward high school phases

insert the *you know I had to do it to em* pic here

Dex: He was a sad emo boy. Without question. if asked though he’d say he was punk but…no. All you need to do is just picture the awkwardest, lankiest fourteen year old with an oversized black hand me down tee with super bright ginger hair and there ya go: teen dex. I have so much more to say here.

  •  he wrote angry song lyrics all over the knock off converse his mom paid good money for. She’s very disappointed in you William thats so irresponsible. 
    • also: wrote song lyrics and little emo symbols all over his arms with sharpie whenever he got bored in school. You’re poisoning your blood billy your mother is concerned
  • Wore heavy wool beanies all the time. Like even in the summer. He did it to cover his hair and the tips of his ears because he didn’t think red hair and big ears were punk and he was embarrassed.
  • keep in mind that dex was an active hockey player during this time. Was probably the captain of high school team and everything, but that didn’t stop him from getting chirped to hell for showing up to practice with his nails painted black from the polish he borrowed/stole from his cousin. 
    • Not to mention that one time that his goalie found a super embarrassing picture of dex from when he was first starting to come out of his emo little shell. For a full month his nickname was guyliner.
  • His older brother thought that Dex’s emo/punk phase was the funniest thing ever. He’s make fun of Dex for it all the time. This lead to several instances where Dex would yell ‘it’s not a phase!’ ‘no one understands me’ etc and then he’d lock himself in his room for an hour and blasted bad punk music from the 70s. 
  • Whenever he raised enough money to pay for something hockey or school related, hed buy it, but he’d always get a little sad after the purchase bc he really wanted to save up to get an eyebrow piercing one day
  • One good thing came out of this emo phase though! he learned to play guitar and he got really good. He also tried to start a garage band, but he didn’t have the social skills to acquire member for that said band. To this day he often daydreams about how awesome this band would have been.  CHOWDWR AND NURSEY BELOW >>

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okay so I was tagged by @flower-taemin to do this bias x selfie tag and I tried to be fake cool so here you go. Too bad the only clothes I own are black so..and I only had a dead flower… #low budget

anyways I will tag @choiminoh @leejinklies @blingjonghyun @tofnew @sataeminism @silverznight and.. anybody else who wants to do this c: of course no obligation!!

When Chaol finds Aelin's court
  • Chaol: *seeing the army thing that is Aelin's court* What the...?
  • Dorian: *walks to Chaol, Manon grumpily trailing behind him*
  • Dorian: Oh hi Chaol! Great to see ya. A lot's changed.
  • Dorian: Aelin got an army, but not before getting captured by Maeve.
  • Dorian: Lysandra is now pretending to be Aelin, and Rowan and Aelin are not only mates, they're also married.
  • Dorian: Oh, and by the way, this is Manon. I'm with her.
  • Chaol: *looks like he's going to be sick* you're with her?
  • Dorian: that's what you gained from all of what I said?
Somebody Like You

Pairing: Cheryl Blossom x Reader

Requested: Yes

Warnings: Short af, Crappy af

Request: Could you do something where Cheryl asks her best friend(reader) over for a sleepover and cuddles and while she’s spooning the reader she reveals her feelings and it goes from there?

A/N: This is so short, but the reader will be gender neutral because the person that requested this did not use any pronouns. 


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it’s weird cause I think the song is going to smash it, esp when he goes on SNL and also with the video coming too, like it’s def gonna do well, and I’m not usually about this streaming life but like, idk …….thats…my man…if all i have to do is start a playlist and plug in my headphones to help out, I’m gonna lmao, I don’t think fans are gonna be the only reason it does well or doesn’t do well, he’s got like huge guns behind him on this, but idk I wanna support him ya know?

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i have no other explanation for this besides “i had this crazy dream a few months ago and i had to get it down on paper somehow”

elaboration under the cut, click the pictures for dialogue!

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anonymous asked:

Lol at Maddie in the james charles video she goes "I worked harder than all the other girls i competed with (i guess there no longer good enough to be considered friends) and thats why Im here" like no sweetie it's because of Abbys blatant obsession with you Super condescending

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9u1kgc0dT4M

lmao this girl is too fucking much 

like 2:15 in and they’re talking about a stick foundation and she’s like ‘ya like this was my go to for competitions then like all of the girls i competed with got it’ like mate you didnt fucking invent stick foundation lmao 

and yeah 9:10 and she’s like “and yeah i just worked harder than all the other girls and now im here” and its like how fucking delusional does that girl have to be to honestly believe that and spurt that bullshit. she without a doubt had the easiest time dancing out of all of those girls because she wasn’t being constantly berated and abused. and like furthermore she isn’t even better than a huge chunk of “the girls she used to compete with”, like brynn, kalani, even like elliana are better than her (and then if u start taking into account guest dancers like kaylee and sophia and kaeli blah blah the list goes on and on and on)

like she got to where she was because a crazy bitch of a woman in a position of authority pretended she was a hell of a fucking lot better than she was or ever will be, and dumb people with no knowledge of dance fell for it 

also like anyone find it weird they said they were some of each others closest friends but they also said that video was the first time they properly hung out …. like 

Sans Doctors Visit (Motivational Request)
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Sans Doctors Visit (Motivational Request)

Request by @imablackandwhitepanda

Icon by @bunny-king

This one just ment alot to me… I felt so special that i got asked this… i hope its good enough. And i hope you get better and are Cancer free! Stay Determined!

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Someone requested trans!Nico headcanons so here ya go kids

-Nico showed signs of being trans pretty early on. his mom had to FIGHT to get him into dresses and it was always a big drama whenever he was forced to do anything girly. His mama didn’t really know what ‘trans’ was way back then but she figured out pretty quickly that her kid was different and did her best to be accommodating. She let him wear whatever he wanted mostly, boy clothes and ugly sweaters.

-Nico asked to change his name to that when he was 7. He heard it on the radio, a pilot with the name had helped a bunch of people and he decided he wanted to be like him. His mom agreed, and from then on he was Nico.

-Hades was unsurprised, as the fates had already told him that his second child by Maria Di Angelo would be a son.

-Bianca was confused for all of 2 seconds before she decided it was fine, as long as Nico would still sit with her for tea parties. He said THAT was fine, as long as he got to wear a bowtie.

-While struggling with his sexuality in the current day, Nico was also having an awful lot of trouble with his gender, the poor baby. He kept wondering if maybe things would be easier if he were just a girl that liked boys instead of “a girl pretending to be a boy and liking boys”. But when he looked in the mirror he knew he couldn’t see himself as a girl, no matter who he liked. He came to terms with his gender way sooner than he did with his sexuality, if only because it was something he’d been aware of for much longer.

-Nico started developing breasts at about 13 after the Titan War. Not huge, but noticeable to a point that made him uncomfortable. He started binding his chest with bandages he stole from the infirmary, but that gave him some pretty serious breathing trouble. Annabeth was the first to notice that and immediately knew something was up. She kept pestering him about it until finally he had to confess, and she nearly flipped her shit learning that he was binding so unsafely until she realized why he felt like he couldn’t tell anybody. They ordered him a binder online from Chiron’s computer and never talked about it after that. Annabeth swore on the Styx to never tell a soul.

-Hazel was the next to find out, then Reyna. Then all his most of his friends (Percy, Jason, Piper, Leo, and Will) after he took a pretty nasty blow to the chest during a fight with a manticore and needed first-aid. Nico passed out, and Jason removed his shirt to check the bleeding. They were all very surprised to see a binder underneath his clothes, but figured things out pretty quickly.

-It took a lot of convincing and re-assuring that being trans isn’t any kind of crime in this day and age, and that decent people are more accepting now to make Nico feel reasonably comfortable with everyone finding out. Reyna introduced him to Orange Is The New Black, and told him all about Laverne Cox and how people really loved her, and Nico was finally able to understand that it would be okay. He also became totally addicted to the show, but thats besides the point

ugh wow was a lot more writing than I had intended to do and it got a little wordy sorry but here ya go!!!

The Hunchback of Notre Dame Accurate Song Titles
  • Olim: Choral Porn part 1
  • The Bells of Notre Dame: Keeping Up With the Frollos
  • Out There: Gollum Just Wants to Go Outside
  • Topsy Turvy (Part 1): The World Is Bright And Full Of Possibilities
  • Rest and Recreation: Am I Supposed to Care About This Fuckboy With a "Tragic" Backstory?
  • Rhythm of the Tambourine: Everyone Has a Boner for Esmeralda
  • Topsy Turvy (Part 2): The World Is Actually Kind of Shitty
  • Into Notre Dame: Get Thee to Church
  • God Help the Outcasts: The Only Song Anyone Cares About
  • Top of the World: The Statues Want Us to Bang, Esmeralda
  • Tavern Song (Thai Mol Piyas): The Gypsies Party Hard (ft. Frollo Is Creepin')
  • Heaven's Light: Maybe I Can Get Laid For Once
  • Hellfire: Frollo Can't Handle the Fact That He Jerked Off For the First Time
  • Esmeralda: The Fuckboy Grew a Conscience, Here's a Medal Made Out of All the Fucks I Give oH WAIT
  • Entr'acte: Choral Porn part 2
  • Flight Into Egypt: The Filler Song
  • The Court of Miracles: Ya Gonna Die, Son
  • In a Place of Miracles: I Don't Believe In the Friendzone But Quasimodo Just Got Hardcore Friendzoned (ft. Romanis Gotta Roam)
  • Justice In Paris: People Are Racists
  • Someday: Bitch That's a Solo (ft. Unnecessary Heterosexuality)
  • While the City Slumbered: Quasimodo Is Hella Depressed
  • Made of Stone: You All Suck, I'm Gonna Go Be a Rock Forever (ft. Michael Arden's Incredible Belt)
  • Finale: Life Sucks and Then You Die, A.K.A. Why Is There Molten Lead On the Roof In the First Place
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ok so colin white, luke kunin, casey fitzgerald and charlie mcavoy on the usa world juniors team did this facebook live thing for spittin chiclets (this boston hockey barstool sports thing) and i ended 2016 and started 2017 watching this video which i dont regret and was genuinely losing my shit cuz it was so funny so here are some highlights:

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Yeah, (Yeah) Yeah, we're (Haha) gonna bring it down like this y'all. (Yep yep.) I'm gonna let my man PaRappa know (Word.) that noodles rule the world. Yeah, yeah, that lil' slippery thing tasts so good all the time. Yeah, yeah, that's right. (Aight) It goes a little something like this. Stay with me now, (Yea) here we go. (Like dis, like dis) In parenthesis, let me stress the fact clearly. No matter what the deal, I crave for this dearly. The so-called noodles you find in spaghetti, are sweeter than idols, do damage like machetes. Without a doubt, I got da flow, comin at ya live, bring the place alive, every single day I jive. With the thought, comes my direct actions. Ask my followers, they'll say it's an addiction. Slurp it, suck it, I know you all like it. (Slurp it, suck it, I know we all like it.) Smell it, taste it, pasta in a market. (Smell it, taste it, fruit in a basket.) Chinese, Italian, Thai or Jamaican. (Mexican, Egyptian, English, Korean.) Anything goes, even Hawaiian. (Anything goes, even Alaskan.) Long, and chewy (uh-huh uh-huh), occasionally gooey. The best things in life taste good with chop (chop) suey! (suey!) 8 minutes to boil, and 2 minutes to eat. (uh-huh) Admit it kid, you know noodles can't be beat. (oooooo) *PJ's DJ crashs through the wall, room darkens for a moment, everyone is asking what's going on* *As soon as light turns on, they start rapping again* Roll it on your spoon, create your own boom. (Roll it on my spoon, create my own boom.) I betcha didn't know; Noodles' the rules. (I betcha didn't know; There are no rules.) Sushi, burgers, they all taste good. (Pizza, burritos, they all taste good.) As long as they got noodles, the king of all foods. (As long as they love food, then any thing's cool.) Hip hop music (Hip hop,) with an old school (hip hop.) twist. I keep the place intact and do a rap like this. (Like this.) You can use a spoon, fork, knife or even chopsticks. Come on kid, get down with the mix. (uh.) N. double O. D. L. E. S. (C. double O. K. I. E. S.) Great tasting pasta, blow to your chest. (Great tasting sweets, blow to my chest.) Ramen, udon, soba, you name it. (Brownies, a pie, a shake, you name it.) Any type of noodles you like, yes I got it. (Any type of sweets you like, yes I got it.) Whatever your thoughts may be, I'm bound to be The king of all foods, with noodles as the key. (as the key.) Full of pride, and glory way up above, Cuz here I come y'all, full of noodles and love! Noodles are the best no doubt can't deny, taste better than water, but don't ask me why. (Noodles are the best no doubt can't deny, taste better than water, but don't ask you why.) But then again, many things can be tasty, corn bread, potatoes, rice and even pastries. (But then again, many things can be tasty, corn bread, potatoes, rice and even pastries.) Then why do I, love noodles so dearly? It makes no sense. I must've sounded real eerie. (Then why do you, love noodles so dearly? It makes no sense. You must've sounded real eerie.) Thanks brother, for lettin' me understand that a man must understand to keep his options open. (You're welcome brother, for lettin' you understand that a man must understand to keep his options open.)
the signs as bright eyes lyrics
  • aries: As you tear and tear your hair from roots/Of that same head you have twice removed now/A lock of hair you said would prove/Our love would never die (Haligh, Haligh, A Lie, Haligh)
  • taurus: And on the way home held your camera like a bible/Just wishing so bad that it held some kind of truth/And I stood nervous next to you in the dark room/You dropped the paper in the water/And it all begins to bloom/Ya they go wild (Old Soul Song [For The New World Order])
  • gemini: I have sat too long in my silence./I have grown too old in my pain./To shed this skin, be born again,/it starts with an ending./So thank you friends for the time we shared./My love stays with you like sunlight and air. (Method Acting)
  • cancer: Well, let the poets cry themselves to sleep/And all their tearful words will turn back into steam/But me I'm a single cell/On a serpents tongue/There's a muddy field where a garden was/And I'm glad you got away/But I'm still stuck out here/My clothes are soaking wet/From your brother's tears (Poison Oak)
  • leo: That is why I'm singing.../Baby don't worry cause now I got your back./And every time you feel like crying,/I'm gonna try and make you laugh./And if I can't, if it just hurts too bad,/then we will wait for it to pass and I will keep you company/through those days so long and black (Bowl of Oranges)
  • virgo: And my father was there, in a chair, by the window, staring so far away./I tried talking, just whispered, "...so sorry...so selfish..."/He stopped me and said, "Child I love you regardless/and there's nothing you could do that would ever change this./I'm not angry. It happens. But you just can't do it again." (Let's Not Shit Ourselves [To Love And To Be Loved])
  • libra: In an abandoned building where/Squatters made a mural of a Mexican girl/With fifteen cans of spray paint and a chemical swirl/She's standing in the ashes at the end of the world/Four winds blowing through her hair (Four Winds)
  • scorpio: When I feel lost I am not at all/.../Oh, I've made love, yeah, I've been fucked, so what?/I'm a cartoon, you're a full moon, let's stay up (Hot Knives)
  • sagittarius: I was a fool, you were my friend/We made it happen/You took off your clothes/left on the light/You stood there so brave/You used to be shy/Each feature improved, each movement refined and eyes like a showroom (Take it Easy [Love Nothing])
  • capricorn: And the future hangs over our heads/And it moves with each current event/Until it falls all around like a cold steady rain/Just stay in when it's looking this way (Landlocked Blues)
  • aquarius: So when you're asked to fight a war that's over nothing/It's best to join the side that's gonna win/And no one's sure how all of this got started/But we're gonna make them goddam certain how its gonna end/Oh ya we will, oh ya we will! (Road To Joy)
  • pisces: Yours is the first face that I saw/I think I was blind before I met you/Now I don't know where I am/I don't know where I've been/But I know where I want to go (First Day of My Life)

My hand is eternally stained blue, but it is FINISHED

Ya know your franchise is trash when you have to make up “and they lived happily ever after” AUs for TWO generations of the same goddamn family like

Oh hi my dear fellows

I Got tagged? Whoops forgot i existed there @gabi-with-ravioli thanks you’re really cool 😊

Um I’m on mobile so formats shit but here ya go?? Idk what I’m doing

Goal: tag 9 people I guess? Yup

Relationship status: I’m married to my mp3 player and 5,000 song playlist sorry

Favourite colour: um. Blue grey ish? I like the colour of pale ash and the overcast sky, but also blue, almost all shades of blue, I love blue ok

Lipstick vs chapstick: uh I never use lipstick and I generally tend to dislike the feeling of chapstick. So neither I guess

Last song I listened to: well I’m listening to music right now. The one im hearing now is Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol and the last one was Hammerhead by Offspring. Boring compared to the other weird shit I like to listen to.

Last movie I watched: hm. Let me check netflix: I think it was Kubo and the Two Strings but yeah I’m prob wrong

Top 3 TV shows: Wakfu, X'amd: Forgotten Memories, Skylanders Academy (whoops Let me curl into a ball now) and also Wander Over Yonder cuz hecky my man

Top 3 Characters: uhhh Ulquirra from Bleach, Wilson from Don’t Starve, uhhh, I guess I’ll just say Charlie from Dont Starve so I don’t dig myself into a deeper wiabu (how the fuck do you spell that???) pit

Top 3 ships: like gabi-with-ravioli, I’m a huge multi-shipper so I’m up for almost anything. I guess I hard core ship a couple ships, but ehhh I’ll leave you in the dark (haha it’s not cuz I’m embarrassed or anything nope)

Uhh I guess that’s it so here come the tags: @vergak (god theyre so cool, love them 👍) @valsadoinferno (hi you’ve been my mutual for a while sorry I’m so terrible) @starlightnidamaedreamer (you’re really awesome at writing I’m just terrible at talking) @dubydoods (um hi I haven’t known you for long and I wish you the best, you’ve got a++ art btw) @rottingbirdies (psh what do you mean I can’t tag my sister whaaat) oh and @bise-of-the-north (i actually forgot gigdbkjn but yeah i really want to see your art! And you seem cool too) and here come the ones I shouldn’t tag but ehhh why not it’s almost 11 pm and I’m tired @dinoburger @lone-sock @junkiedoodledandy @wilson-the-scientist @rainy-maxwils @strangesmolchild @golden-nostril @wisecrownvoid

Uh if I didn’t tag you im sorry I’m just terrible and I only found courage for these guys so…. Also if you don’t want to you don’t have to cuz I know I flipped my lid when I got tagged I mean I’ve been on social media for two years and this is a first (whoops I’ll shut my trap now)

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Personal art done during the year of 2016.

While I’m super proud of the amount of work I’ve been able to do and designs I was able to create, I’m not exactly pleased with the result… I know. I KNOW. Before you get mad at me, this was supposed to be the year for me to push myself out of my comfort zone, away from the “character standing facing left or right”, and I absolutely failed yet again. While there are some beautiful designs here, they all lack energy, movement, and ya know…POSES. 

While color is my favorite part of the art process, I feel things got a little muddy and well. Grey. Boy I loved grey this year. I would have liked to have done more work like the Z illustration and more work with backgrounds overall both in 2D and 3D.

While I primarily did 2D art of Z(there was a lot more I couldn’t fit), I do see a lot of improvement in his design and proportions so thats good. I’m not going to completely push myself away from his character next year but I am in the process of designing enemies/villains of his universe so expect to see more of that.

My modeling skills have basically gotten to the point where I can sculpt anything in 3D. Its taken a toll on my drawing confidence, a medium I spent more time doing but am not as skilled in. Managed to just hit a ton of bumpy roads towards the end of the year and I just hope for me to be a bit more positive in the next.

Overall, Its nice to see everything together. I know what I must work on in 2017. More poses less standing, more illustrations with lots of color, push body types, and be more loose. 

Boys I Want to See in YA:

(Fems I Want to See in YA)

  • Trans boys
  • Fat boys
  • Boys who are really bad at like almost everything
  • Not-hot boys. Like just average looking boys.
  • Boys with acne
  • Boys who are love interests and aren’t dark and scary but are, like, normal
  • Nerd boys hell yeah
  • Boys who don’t have a love interest
  • Boys with girl BFFs
  • Ridiculous boys who say and do ridiculous things, for good or for bad
  • Boys who are terrible aND AREN’T FORGIVEN FOR THEIR TERRIBLENESS BY THEIR 1. HOTNESS 2. TRAGIC BACKSTORY. Boys who are just terrible and compelling anyway.
  • Boys who realistically interact with love interests (I can tell you that there are very, very few teen boys who will go out of their way to flirt with you if you are aloof and cold. Or even just not-flirty. The fragility of their male ego doesn’t usually allow for it.)
  • GOOD GUYS
  • Boys who don’t constantly pursue a fuck
  • Boys who have risen above gender roles and societal expectations for their personality or behavior or whatever
  • Boys who are drowning in gender roles and societal expectations for their personality and behavior or whatever
  • Boys who don’t get the girl
  • Funny, optimistic, good-natured boys (I’m done with snarky sarcastic cynical boys really I am. I’m done with snarky sarcastic cynical anyone really.)
  • Boys who see the stupidity going on around them and don’t participate (but aren’t cynical)
"Final Fantasy X" Starter Sentences
  • "No promises there, big guy. Hey, but what if she, like, comes on to me?"
  • "If we should get separated, just whistle. I'll come running. I promise."
  • "Outside the dream world, life can be harsh--even cruel, but it is life."
  • "Those sand-blasted grease monkeys!"
  • "_______'s... a bit lacking in the imagination department."
  • "Boom! Like happy festival fireworks, ya?"
  • "In dark times, she must be. She must shine bright."
  • "Just a feeling, but I think my dad kinda likes you."
  • "________? That grouch never tells me anything."
  • "But there is no salvation for the damned! Rest in peace in eternal darkness."
  • "See? Keep your head down, say "sir" a lot, and you'll do fine."
  • "I won't tell ya to be careful. Do your worst, kiddo!"
  • "And to think, if you hadn't come floating out of the sea that day..."
  • "I hope you hurt them."
  • "I've... learned how to smile... Even when I'm feeling sad."
  • "Why didn't I just shut my big mouth...?"
  • "We called to you, but with all that snoring..."
  • "Only those who try will become."
  • "Sometimes, when I got a lot on my mind, it just helps to go, 'AAAAAAAAAAAH!'"
  • "Well, that's a lame way to kill someone."
  • "Every story must have an ending."
We’re kissing, at first quickly - to make up for lost time - and then slowly, because we have all the time in the world.
—  Anna and the French Kiss by Stephanie Perkins