“I don’t care how bad ass you want your costume to be but you are NOT buying a chainsaw.” - Pete Dunne
” I don’t care how bad ass you want your costume to be but you are NOT buying a chainsaw.” - Pete Dunne
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You, Pete and your infant son were shopping for Halloween
costumes. (Y|S|N) was in his carrier fast asleep in the cart. “There’s so many
adorable outfits. I don’t know what I want him to be!” You told Pete- who you
thought was next to you.
“Where did you go, Pete?” You pushed the cart, looking for him. You soon found him in the more grown up section for Halloween.
“What are you doing?” You asked as Pete was looking at chainsaws. “I was wanting to get a chainsaw to add to my costume. I want it to look awesome.” Pete answered. You looked at Pete like he was crazy. “I don’t care how badass you want your costume to be but you are NOT buying a chainsaw.” You told him. “Why not, babe? It’s awesome!” Pete said.
You looked at your sleeping baby boy in the cart. “For his safety.” You answered. Pete sighed.
“It’s not like I’m going to get the chainsaw near him.” Pete mumbled.
“I don’t care. You don’t need a chainsaw. You will only use it for Halloween and for the rest of the year it will be in the attack or something.” You stated.
“You are right.” Pete acknowledged. While looking around some more, (Y|S|N) had woke up. Pete picked him up from the carrier and held him in his arms.
“Tell mummy that having a chainsaw will be awesome!” Pete talked to (Y|S|N.) You shook your head, continuing to look at costumes.
(Y|S|N) let out a laugh as Pete tickled his side. You smiled.
“This is adorable!” You exclaimed, holding up a bear outfit. You turned to Pete, showing him the costume. “He’s my little bear.” You said, putting the outfit in the cart.
After looking around the store for a bit more, you and Pete checked out and headed home.
“He’s adorable!” You squealed. You had put (Y|S|N) in the
bear costume for fun and he was the cutest thing ever! Pete lifted him in the
air, making him laugh.
“Halloween is going to be fun with you, buddy.”