Another update from Stefán! Warning, I cried so much while reading this!
I have no words to describe how thankful I am to all of you, my friends. Your support and continuous thoughts, prayers and positive letters and encouragement have more to do with my success in the fight with cancer then you can imagine.
Let me tell you a little story.
During my travels around the US and North America with the Musical How The Grinch Stole Christmas, I got to meet children with cancer in almost every city we visited, more the 40 cities. I would dress up as the Grinch and visit the Children’s Hospital in each city and meet with very sick child that was strong enough to take a visit from the Grinch for a little story reading or just a short hello. Sometimes I could only wave to them through a glass window because they were too ill to make any contact to the outer world.
In my carrier I have also worked with “Make a Wish Foundation” and in Lazy Town we would have children visit the studio from all over the world and it felt so good to be able to make a difference.
But one girl will never leave my mind. We were playing “The Grinch” in Orlando, Florida 2015 and I had been asked by “Make a Wish Foundation” to meet with this girl, 12 years old, who had the dream of taking her family to Orlando and having a blast. She had gone to all the parks and seen a lot of shows during her stay but she really needed to meet The Grinch.
I asked her if she had had a good time with her family and friends in Florida and she said yes, it’s been great. And since I was in Character as The Grinch I asked her why she wanted to meet with me before the show, The Grinch of all people. Then she looked me in the eyes, smiled, stroked my hair and said:
“I just wanted to see if I could make your heart grow three sizes”.
My eyes filled up with tears and I really had nothing to say and I remember thinking to myself “Stop, Stop it, you can’t be The Grinch and cry in front of this child”. I looked at her and said; “You have made my heart grow, yes”. Then the girl said ; “Well, you too Mr. Grinch” and then she gave me the warmest hug I have ever felt.
This story is about all of us, all of us who are ready to give till the last moment in our lives, help others with as little as a word or two or just a hug.
You are giving and you are healing and just remember, it doesn’t matter how long I live because it about how I live. Life is not tomorrow, life is now.
i get the arguments people are saying against calling keith a dropout but.. can you stop calling him dropping out ‘lazy or ungrateful’ and this plethora of other negative things? as a dropout (who dropped out because of poor mental and physical health and who projects that onto keith bc it’s comforting) it feels so so shitty to hear that keith dropping out is unrealistic or even 'damaging’ because he’s 'passionate’ and 'doesn’t give up’ and 'isnt lazy’ like….. fuck off lmao.. you all hc characters to have mental health right? yeah well things like this can be manifestations of that and it’s ok?? for mentally ill ppl like me to say keith dropped out because of health reasons or !!! whatever !! like… please just give me this lmao. before i dropped out i was passionate and talented and a lot of other things too!! but when the world got to be too much i had to drop out!! i’m not fucking lazy or ungrateful and i’d appreciate if u were all a little more sensitive.
Summary: Soulmate AU.
“The fault, dear Brutus is not in our stars, / But in ourselves, that we are underlings.”
- William Shakespeare (Julius Caesar)
Pairing: Bucky Barnes x reader
Word Count: 1,783
language, fluff, wishful thinking, angst, sadness, borderline depression, sarcasm, did I mention language? might be hard to read for lonely hearts like me.
A/N: Well, I did it…at least I tried. The lovely @minervaem challenged me (sort of) to do an angsty story, so here we go. I’m warning you now, it’s not gonna be pretty. Anyways, it’s only four parts, so only pre-existing permanent tags will be added to this story. Reminder: If you want to be removed from the permanent tag list you need to msg me! Sorry in advance. There’s four parts to this story.
Prompt: Reader went with friends to visit Hollywood only to end up lost A.F. Until someone who you would never expect to be Bill Skarsgård! Comes and helps you.
Note: I noticed there is like no Bill Skarsgård x Reader imagines on Tumblr (not including his characters). Well there’s maybe like 2 or 3 but I wanted to add one of my own cuz I’m fan girl trash. But you can come join the fan trash party! I have serious issues XD! And thus this fanfic was born! Go ahead and read my fellow trash friends! ;3!
ALSO NOTE YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY SKARSGÅRD GIFS!!!
Come to Hollywood, they said.
It would be fun, they said.
You’ll meet a lot of awesome celebrities, they lied!
You were basically screwed over right now. You and your bestest friends decided to go on a trip to Hollywood, the plane ride wasn’t the smoothest ride ever but as soon as you saw the Hollywood sign you knew you were gonna have fun.
Quick report on Kubo and Yamamoto’s attendance to Concomics Guadalajara. I was in line for 9 hours plus two more for their short Q&A and am objectively dying, sorry for typos
ETA: When I wrote this it didn’t occur to me that it would get hundreds of reblogs before I ever got to fix it, now my half-deceased incompetent typing will live on forever *sobs*
I arrived at 6:30 am and there were already people in line jeeesus (lots were coming to see a youtuber though)
Gonna spare you the deets on the awful people in my surroundings thank @yuurinikiforov cos I screamed at her for hours
ETA: I just realized this sounds like it was Ally making me scream but in fact i tumblr-screamed at her to prevent from unleashing my frustrations on the gross fujos that surrounded me. Thank Ally because she got to read all that nervous-wreck garbage and y’all get to be spared
I had a two-day ticket so I was allowed in half an hour earlier and if not for that, I probably would’ve missed on the autograph line. They had space for 50 people (plus 200ish that had bought the express pass which was super expensive). I was #45. It took less than three minutes since getting inside for all 50 spots to be taken
(this was the line after three minutes. I was too lazy to take pics of it later, but it got to be around 5 times this at some point.)
ETA: According to Con staff, since the lines were very well organized, they actually got to sign quite a bit more people than the originally allotted 50. The Queens are so kind.
No photos, video or sound recording of The Queens allowed, except for this one taken by Con staff. They were giving away those postcards for the filthy casuals people who didn’t bring any official merch for the sign
i’m mostly kidding about the filthy casual thing bc I hate fandom elitism but there were a lot of people bringing FANART PRINTS and I wanted to gut them
Kubo would quick sketch a character of your choice. I chose Victor bc I love how she draws his huge heart mouth
I was able to tell Sayokan how grateful I am from the bottom of my heart and that I’m looking forward to the movie and she said thank you and that they’re workinng hard. I died. ETA: I wanted to say so much more but I was so nervous my Japanese came out really garbled and we didn’t have much time. And I didn’t get to say anything to Kubo because I didn’t want to distract her from drawing ;—;
Sayokan has a beautiful smile and I love her
ETA: She also had an aura like Meryl Streep in Devil Wears Prada, twenty years younger: A STRONG woman who takes no prisoners and is fabulous af. I love her with all my soul.
After the autographs, The Queens had a short stage appearance
There was a cosplay contest and the winners would get to sit in the front row for The Queens’ presentation. I didn’t take any pics but the standout for me apart from a flood of gorgeous girls doing Eros Yuuri, was a pair of girls doing Lilia and Yakov. The announcer clearly didn’t watch the show and botched Lilia’s last name, but the cosplayer had the attitude 100% on point.
Something I hate is people who say Yurio stressing the u, it sounds so wrong and a lot of people today were doing it and driving me mad
The stage was packed af
Kubo drew quick sketch of Victor while she and Sayo answered a couple of questions. They will post the video later today
Audience Questions logistics wasn’t very well prepared and even Kubo asked how it was gonna work. I was embarrassed for the lack of planning. In the end those that were lucky to be close to the stage got to ask the questions. Lia was praying for no stupid questions pls.
Q&A (translation partially mine partially from the interpreter)
1. What were your expectations about Mexico and have those expectations changed now
Kubo: I haven’t gone sightseeing yet but it’s my first time in Mexico and I didn’t expect so many people. [The people/audience] feels four or five times warmer than japan (make of that what you may, Japanese people say that about us a lot) Sayokan didn’t answer
2. Dumb question that has already been answerred in interviews about whether Yurio was planned to win from the start. As we know, yes, pretty sure both of them have said it before.
Sayokan added that his character development wasn’t completely planned though, and he evolved a lot during writing.
3. Which word do you think of when you thibk of Yuuri and Victor
Sayokan: Love (愛)
Kubo: She didn’t talk to the mic and people were still screaming about
so Ididn’t hear what she said but the interpreter said she said Friendship. My queens get your story sraight pls
HUGELY IMPORTANT ETA: Other people that were there have confirmed that Kubo gave a long answer that included 断ち切れない絆 “an unbreakable bond” and didn’t say anything about friendship. There was a telephone game going on because there was a JP-ENG interpreter and then an ENG-SPA interpreter and I don’t know how or why the latter got “friendship” but please take this into account, I don’t want people to hate on Kubo because I wasn’t close enough to hear her answer and the Spanish interpreter botched it.
Not important ETA: A girl close to me was yelling “Victuri” like she hoped they’d answer that and I was facepalming hard
Kubo also asked (in Japanese) if anyone understood Japanese, it wasn’t translated and a good dozen of hands shot up. She was surprised. Some folks screamed abd she said 落ち着け. One or two continued screaming so obviously they didn’t understand Japanese lol
4. Stupid question about whether they plan to develop Otabek and Yurio’s relationship.
Sayokan said they hadn’t fully decided on how everything’s gonna end in the movie so can’t say yet but look forward to the bonus on V6 (the interpreter said V3 and I wanted to gut him). Hoes I like Otayuri but stop trying to shove it on The queens’ faces pls
5. Do you have plans for a special chapter about the Lady skaters?
Sayokan said it’s definitely something they’d love to do but right now their focus is on the boys abnd finishing their story. Best answer for me tbh besides Sayokan’s 愛 cos I wanna see Mila skate soooo bad.
ETA: Forgot to mention this but a lot of people were chanting “Boda! Boda!” (wedding). Kubo asked what it was that people were chanting and the interpreter told them. Someoene else is reporting that Sayokan chuckled. There were two tall dudes in front of me so my vision was very obstructed and can’t confirm, but neither said anything out loud in response to it
Sayokan threw some gifts at the audience but My Queen is no pitcher and I was too far back so didn’t get anything *sobs*. Some were prints or maybe postcards but no idea of what exactly.
And that’s it! Theyll be signing more autographs and have another stage appearancw tomorrow but I can’t stay so someone else will have to report it whilst I die.
TL;DR I love them and my calebdar looks even more beautiful and I never thought that was possible and I’ll cry about this day for the rest of my life.
Jonathan isn’t surprised to wake-up one morning, unable to find the thick flannel he was planning on wearing that day. Will has a habit of stealing them, and sure enough when Will walks into the kitchen for breakfast, the flannel is hanging off his small frame. Jonathan sets a plate of eggs down in front of him and ruffles his hair, heading back to the kitchen and throwing a ‘nice shirt’ over his shoulder. Will’s answering laugh is enough to make losing another of his shirts alright.
A lot more new and updated compared to the last one!
Writing is not ranked from newest to oldest. Also categorized by the 5sos boy. I suddenly got disappointed and lazy on myself so yup, shitty me started on Lego Blocks. So please do expect some pieces that don’t have descriptions and are not categorized by the time they were posted.
Oh and I’ve just realized that once you click SOME hyperlinks here, you’re gonna be automatically redirected to Safari or generally a browser because, Tumblr.So yeah, click this.
And yes, I did exclude some pieces of my writing from here because they’re just full of shit.
Last updated : November 26, 2016
“You promise?” - Ashton worries about he’ll end up just like his father in terms of being a father so you assure him he’s not.
Eighth Month - how Ashton reacts, especially when you’re on your eighth month of pregnancy.
Ashton’s slowly getting irritated since his girlfriend Y/N has already developed a habit of saying sorry way too much.
Ours - “How long would you keep doing this? Never letting go of our daughter?” You playfully asked.
Park Dates - Daddy Ashton forgets to take his daughter in a park date for the second time in a row.
Facade - behind Ashton’s facade of portraying to be a really happy person, is a dull life that only you, as his psychiatrist and the boys would know about. *slight trigger warning*
Long Way Home - Ashton takes the long way home in hopes of fixing his relationshi with you before he drops you off to your old flat, one last time.
Art Student!Ashton - he’s falling apart and it’s his fault.
Cool, right? - Calum’s idea of a family day which kinda turns out as a flop.
Eighth Month - how Calum reacts, especially when you’re on your eighth month of pregnancy.
Insomnia - you have insomnia and forgot to pack your medicine, causing the boys to have a competition on who can make you go to sleep first.
Baby Bump - Calum just really loves perching his hands up your baby bump.
nicotine - based from P!ATD’S song, ‘Nicotine’.
Talk to Me - Calum forgets to go on the date you were really looking forward to since he was drinking beers at Luke’s apartment.
Art Major!Calum - you helped Calum on boosting up his calligraphy skills since he sucks at it and one thing leads to another.
Not Now, Not Ever - Calum suddenly sobers up from his drunken state at the mention of you stating that you’re officially done with his antics.
Late - different writing style I was experimenting with.
“I have no energy to even talk to you.” - Calum cheats.
Good Luck Charm - you’re Calum’s good luck charm.
Masterpiece - Calum does something for your birthday which involves you being the masterpiece.
Weakling - both you and Michael decided to annoy Calum and Ashton at thr gym because why not?
Sweater Paws - he does this thing.
Cooties - he’s really shy around you that it’s like you have them.
Pregnant- slight trigger warning!
Monster- trigger warning!
Broken - he takes his wife which is you, for granted.
Flowers- he stops on giving them, which leads to something else.
History - he was a complete idiot.
Petty - Calum’s petty.
Body Language- “Just know that I do love you.”
Buzzcut- Calum would get a portion of his hair shaved until it ends up as a buzzcut for every insecurity you would point out. *trigger warning*
Missing- “Hey PA.”
“I’m okay.” -
Calum and Y/N hate each other and Calum takes it too far by blaming Y/N for everything bad in the world during a fight.
Here - *trigger warning*
Here- Calum hates timezones.
plus-sized piece of writing that lives up to its label and shouldn’t be overlooked.
Night! - an upgrade of Period, the request I got for Luke.
Holiday - he’s nervous as fuck.
Late - he left, without a doubt nor an explanation.
Continue - his original plan.
Long Night - song pref.
“Suits you well.” - literally.
“That smells like me.” - stolen shirts.
“No.” - less talk, more sleeping.
Eighth Month - how Luke reacts, especially when you’re on your eighth month of pregnancy.
Okay Then - trigger warning!
Daddy’s Little Princess - Luke lashes out onto his daughter, causing her to cry and make him feel like a shit father.
Twins - You and Luke are twins, and you’re disappointed that he won’t be able to attend to your graduation, but then, he still goes to it nonetheless.
Princess - Luke lashes out and starts a fight with you since you forgot to wash his plaid shirt since you have a fever.
Sneeze - You and your family visits the Hemmings household for the tradition of having dinners in each others’ houses. Luke puts something in a dish that triggers your allergy, and one thing leads to another.
Disneyland - slight smut!
Pregnancy Duties - Luke is sure as hell prepared to be a father.
“I sure as hell won’t.” - Luke refuses to say goodbye and let go of you.
Silent Treatments - Luke hates silent treatments.
“This time, I mean it.” - “By that, you’re hurt.”
“Are these enough?” - “Take care of you, of course. No question ‘bout that love.”
Outcast - you’re the outcast of the school but that was bound to change with Luke striking up a conversation with you.
Crazy - slight smut!
Family - “Welcome to the family.”
Period - you get it unexpectedly while you sleep over at Luke’s, leading into something a little awkward but unforgettable.
Jealous - Luke’s jealous because you’re management team decides on making you fake-date a guy, which is not him.
So Damn Cute - slight smut!
Good Enough - “If I’m not good enough for my own fucking dad Luke, if I cna’t be enough for the one man that was supposed to protect me no matter what, then I will never be enough for you, or enough to make you stay. *somehow triggering*
Mornings - you hate waking up in the mornings without Luke by your side so you throw a little tantrum about it while you’re in the process of convincing him to stay at home.
Cuddles - FIRST EVER PIECE OF MY WRITING THAT I POSTED HERE :))))
Waste The Night - An unplanned trip a year ago was basically what made you and Luke a couple, and for fucks sake, Luke prayed that it won’t end here too.”
Tired - He smirked, “Husband material, don’t mention it. I already know.”
Powder Power - “Just so you know, Lexie told me that I have the powder power.”
Permanent - “You got a tattoo for me?”
Hold On - you start losing people that are very dear to you, loved one after loved one, and you’re afraid that Luke might be too.
Famous Last Words - Luke’s struggling to fulfill his part in his relationship with you while you pretend to not notice until a misunderstanding happens, which may mend what the of you are now.
“Please tell me this isn’t goodbye.” - “I almost thought I actually lost you.”
Surprise - it’s your birthday.
End Of It - fluff in where your husband of more than thirty years, which is Luke, finds your old wedding dress.
The Nice Guy - Luke has a massive crush on you so he constantly goes to the restaurant you’re working in while you deny your feelings for him, but you jealousy prevails when he brings his ‘girlfriend’ for a PR stunt.
Good - Luke makes a way.
Eighth Month - how Michael reacts, especially when you’re on your eighth month of pregnancy.
Get Scared - Michael thought you were the shy and girly girlfriend which he was then proved wrong later on.
Snorlax - Michael uses Pokemon GO as a valid and a legit reason to barge into your house and confess his feelings for you.
Sex Tape - The boys accidentally find the sex tape you and Michael recorded.
Target - Michael bribes his and your daughter, Elle, with ice cream to not tell you that his daddy lost her in Target, which she adorably failed doing so.
Four A.M. - the first chapter of this fanfic that I originally posted in wattpad.
Mr. Toddles - Your fish that’s very dear to you dies, causing you to cry and Michael misunderstands it as something else.
Lego Blocks - Ex-boyfriend!Michael
Ex-boyfriend!Mikey is in L.A and forgets his keys to his flat in another country, he goes to Y/N, his ex-girlfriend in hopes since she has spare keys.
Enthusiasm - Michael lacks the enthusiasm Y/N deserves every time he’s with her.
Sexually Frustrated - smut!
Bracelets - one of my favorites. Trigger warning!
“I don’t want her to grow up just yet.” - he really doesn’t want his and yours baby girl too.
His First Fucking Word - “This is a fucking weird family.”
Anytime - you need comfort, Michael supplies.
Brother - “You are so dead. I’m gonna tell mom.”
Together - you’re falling for the person you hate.
“You’re making me love you more.” - Michael adores you.
Pause - inspired by Marshall and Lily from How I Met Your Mother.
“That’s today?” - he forgets your birthday.
“Commitment, bitch.”- Michael carries around his and yours baby girl, carrying her diaper bag and grinning with you. He then completely shuts off someone who made a rude remark about it.
Stellar - Michael adores kids.
Viridian Green - unknown to the public’s eye is how Michael truly is once he’s inside these four walls that he considers as home.
Own You - Michael proves to you that your dyslexia doesn’t own you.
“They reminded me of you.” - tour is finally over.
Maybe - you and Michael are exes, warming up to each other slowly but surely to cope up with the fact that you’re his P.A. And maybe,it was bound to change just because of what he said.
“I’m open to the possibility.” - that you don’t love me anymore.
Meant To Be - literally hours before your wedded to Michael.
michael as a dad would include
michael giving hugs
whatever you do, don’t try to imagine michael…
giving michael the silent treatment
luke annoying you
fights with michael
imagine Michael groaning out
“It was supposed to be cool.”
Ashton as a dad
ok but imagine this concept
a couple of seconds
after having a fight with calum
“Don’t you even dare.”
daddy ashton in the sidelines
calum as a dad
hugging a tired calum
drunk of his ass calum
nights with luke
michael as a dad
stuttering wedding vows
different calum faces
Happy Birthday, Luke! ¾
Happy Birthday, Luke! 2/4
Happy Birthday, Luke! ¼
really happy michael
as per requested
malum lives on forever
fluff, i like that shit
really happy luke makes me really happy
this makes me so happy
happy birthday michael
happy birthday michael 2/3
happy birthday michael 3/3
when you know you’ve been right all along
1. “You don’t know how long I waited for you to burst in those doors and tell that you love me again.” c a l m
2. “She’s beautiful.” c a l m
3. “Fuck you.” c a l m
4. “I wrote a song. And it’s for you.” c a l m
5. “Just please. Just this once. Let me in again in those walls of yours.” c a l m
6. Love Me or Leave Me c a l m
7. “I’ve grown used to it.” c a l m
8. “It got stuck.” c a l m
9. “Fuck, that’s hot.” c a l m
10. “I can’t help it.” c a l m
11. Always c a l m
12. “I don’t know what would happen to me if you leave. But I can assure you that I’m not going be the same once you do it.” c a l m
13. “Hey. Wake up.” c a l m
14. “Don’t make me say it.” c a l m
15. The End c a l m
16. “You made me a promise, daddy. And you broke it.” c a l m
17. “I’m afraid I can’t do that baby girl.” c a l m
18. “Shut up.” c a l m
19. “Sing me to sleep?” c a l m
20. “I’m tired.” c a l m
21. “No matter how much you shut me out, I still love you. And I can’t deny it.” c a l m
22. “Oh my god.” c a l m
23. “I know just the thing, baby.” c a l m
24. “You’re killing me when you do that.”
c a l m
25. “What the hell are you doing here?”
c a l m
26. “No. No. And another fucking no.”
c a l m
c a l m
c a l m
29. “She has your eyes.”
c a l m
30. “This is so sappy I want to cry and kill you at the same time.”
c a l m
31. “Rubber gloves are just underrated condoms.”
c a l m
32. I Miss You
c a l m
33. “Sup homeboy.”
c a l m
34. “Is that my shirt that you’re wearing?”
c a l m
35. “Woah. T-that’s hot.”
c a l m
36. “You should wear my snapbacks more.”
c a l m
37. “Stop saying that.”
c a l m
38. “It’s funny. Seeing you again here. Same time, same place.”
c a l m
39. “Trust me, I tried my best.”
c a l m
40. Inside Out
c a l m
41. “It’s so fluffy. I need to stab someone to be punk rock I guess.”
c a l m
42. “Boo-hoo little bitch.”
c a l m
43. “I made a playlist. And all of the songs reminded me of you.”
c a l m
44. “That’s one hell of a good looking pilot.”
c a l m
45. “You can never be her.”
c a l m
46. “I’m glad you don’t wear that shit.”
c a l m
47. “I don’t want to say goodbye. And I never will.”
c a l m
c a l m
49. “I notice the little things about you. And they make a shit ton of difference.”
c a l m
50. “Were you just jerking off?
c a l m
don’t make this a flop
Are these what you call recs?
@im-cool-ask-my-mom (main blog that I barely use, follows and likes come from here)
(don’t even bother finding the other seven)
I’ll redo and probably continue these ones when I sort out everything, promise.
Tattoo Artist!Michael - masterlist
CEO!Calum - masterlist
Gang Leader!Ashton - masterlist
Divorced!Luke - masterlist
Prince!Luke - masterlist
Stupidly in Love - masterlist
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could you tell me what gorilaz is.? i literally have No Idea
it’s a band! it was created by damon albarn (the guy from blur) and jamie hewlett (he made tank girl, the comic not the weird movie) to make fun of mtv but it got very out of hand very quickly. (that’s a good thing to me though jxhjsfkj) basically the whole thing is a real life band but all of the members are fictional characters. the music is REALLY good i highly recommend it
so getting on to the actual story, in universe the whole thing started cause this one guy, murdoc niccals, (this is him)
was Up To No Good trying to steal some keyboards from this shop, uncle norman’s organ/keyboard emporium to start a band. you can probably guess what band it is. this boy stuart pot happens to be working at the shop at the time, which will be important later and by later i mean like one sentence after this. so murdoc crashes his car into the shop, but it ends up crashing straight into stuart’s eye which fills it up with blood….;_; it ends up sending him into a coma. poor guy
so murdoc has to take care of him for whatever reason because the legal system in their universe is somehow even worse than it is in real life. one day he’s doing a bunch of tricks with stuart in his car, and goes too far and knocks stu out the window. ;_; x2 …so he lands on the ground and his other eye also fills up with blood, but it ALSO sends him out of his coma. so he gets up and he looks like this. (except presumably less happy and more covered in blood)
and murdoc is like “woah this guy is hot i’m gonna make him join my band” and decides to call him 2-D cause he has 2 dents in his head. not cause he’s 2 dimensional or anything.
the next person murdoc decides to make join the band is russel hobbs, who is pretty well known because he’s a really good musician and also because he has a bunch of ghosts possessing him.
murdoc decides to kidnap him because he thinks that’s a good idea for whatever reason. unfortunately this is not the last time he kidnaps someone. russel actually doesn’t really care that much though and joins the band anyways.
by now they already have a guitarist whose name i’m not going to mention because i hate her, but she gets kicked out. so they need a new guitarist, they put an ad up, and IMMEDIATELY this fedex crate shows up at their door and this girl pops out.
she calls herself noodle because it’s the only english word she knows, and then proceeds to play the best guitar riff of all time. so they’re a band now! lots of weird things happen.
russel’s ghost boyfriend del shows up to rap and terrorize the rest of the band a bunch but like, terrorizing them in a nice way. if that makes sense.
eventually they try to make a movie and Trouble Arises when it turns out the director is literally making up everything on the spot, murdoc decides they should make the movie themselves, so 2-D starts making ideas for it.
after a really long time spent on making ideas murdoc gets really mad and tries to strangle 2-D. :,( russel and noodle start fighting him over it and he decides he doesn’t need them anymore and leaves. he goes to jail like 5 seconds after.
so they all go out to do gorilla things. 2-D has a lot of fun ^_^ and works at an amusement park for a little bit, murdoc is still in jail, russel tries to make his own album but demons keep trying to drag him down to hell and del gets exorcised so things are not going too well for him, and noodle goes back to japan and finds out she’s actually part of a child soldier project and had her memories erases, and can speak fluent english as well as a bunch of other cool stuff.
murdoc breaks out of jail.
so noodle starts their next album, demon days. they have fun and make a bunch of music videos but More Trouble Arises when this weird fan named jimmy manson starts trying to kill everyone in the band.
so murdoc makes a fake deal with him to kill noodle, and a real deal with noodle so that she can temporarily leave the band. and while they’re filming the video jimmy gets locked inside of her big floating island (that’s a thing she has.) so noodle fakes her death, jimmy actually does die, everything is going well except when the video is over noodle is actually completely gone.
everyone is freaking out about this, and it turns out she got dragged down to hell by those same demons that were trying to do that to russel earlier…probably.
because of this, 2-D decides to quit gorillaz and make his own thing, russel goes into the ocean to find her, and murdoc goes to hell. except not really, he was just really drunk.
for real this time, murdoc goes to the place where noodle kind of died and made a robot out of her dna, cyborg noodle. she’s scary.
then he gets chased away by these pirates he scammed created by someone called the boogieman who you’ll see again soon.
while he’s trying to hide he finds this big island in the middle of the ocean away from all humanity called point nemo. he does the logical thing and spray paints it all pink, builds a really weird house (if you can call it that) on top, and calls it plastic beach.
he calls 2-D to come work on the album, but 2-D really doesn’t want to. so since murdoc is not a very good person, he…gets the boogieman to drug 2-D, put him in a suitcase and send him to plastic beach. this whole phase is really not good for 2-D.
so in case that wasn’t enough, murdoc finds out 2-D is super afraid of whales and to keep him from escaping he looks him in a room where a whale is right outside and there’s a view of said whale. ;;;_;;;
eventually, murdoc finds footage of noodle and takes 2-D and cyborg to go find her. the boogieman has started chasing murdoc to take his soul since murdoc hasn’t fulfilled his part of any of the deals he made with them.
so after some stuff with bruce willis attempting to murder them happens, they go to the ocean and seem pretty close to finding noodle. noodle herself is now super cool looking and has a nice cat mask, and has also reunited with russel, who is now a giant after eating a bunch of toxic waste in the ocean.
unfortunately, 2-D and murdoc don’t find noodle, but they do find the boogieman killing a manatee for no good reason. so they head back to plastic beach, and the boogieman’s pirates have found it and started trying to destroy it.
somewhere inbetween all this, the evangelist who’s kinda like the boogieman’s opposite appears on the island delivering mail and being kind of a protective force. hopefully they’re being one over 2-D because he needs it.
SOOOO the real noodle and russel arrive at the plastic beach, boogieman and murdoc meet up and have a weird fight, boogieman summons more pirates, and cyborg noodle gets really messed up and starts trying to kill everyone. the whale outside 2-D’s room tries to eat him, but russel is able to get rid of it for a little bit. noodle meets cyborg noodle and it’s kinda awkward.
the whole island collapses and noodle and russel get separated. murdoc goes into a submarine and fakes his death, taking cyborg with him, and the whale gets back to 2-D and does what it would be expected to do. so things aren’t going very well. ;_;
noodle wakes up in a fishing village in japan and accidentally releases a demon, so she has an adventure chasing it until she freaken decapitates it.
russel gets captured by people thinking he’s a monster because he’s 50 feet tall and has completely white eyes. after a while, the effects of the toxic waste wear off and he shrinks back to his normal size.
murdoc goes to jail again. cyborg noodle dies, probably.
the whale who ate 2-D dies, and 2-D wakes up on an island he thinks is deserted and has to live off of whale meat. :,( after a few months, he sees a plane and follows it, hoping it can get him off the island. he discovers there’s a beach rave going on a while from his side, and decides to take a year to find himself, which is pretty easy cause he was right there. also he really needed a break from everything that happened. he got a job making friendship bracelets.
after murdoc got out of jail again, he called all of the members back to england, and they all reunited. gorillaz are BACK BABEY
then they released their first song in 5 years and it was about donald trump and it was freaken GOOD
anyways i’m not sure if you were expecting such an in depth explanation but i hope this helps! this is actually even barely getting into it, there’s a lot more but i didn’t want this to be TOO long
Okay but during Epi 6, which was filmed during the hiatus, Julie once again hinted Even’s story with the zoom in and the song lyrics. We know that Henrik said that they were gonna be busy filming Skam when going home after gullruten. And then Julie meets up with Thomas two weeks ago (around when Epi 7-8 is filmed, I think) and decides to cut Even’s story + Henrik’s screentime, just because Thomas said yes to come back. Honestly this would explain why we never got an actual explanation between the fight and now got a lazy version of it. And how Even is suddenly friends with the boys again.
The clip last Saturday introduced the girl plot + Even’s plot, and I believe that we were supposed to get a Even & Sana scene this week. And then epi 9 would have been all about Sana and Yousef, plus more about the balloon squad + the girls.