there was only three right

anonymous asked:

IN EXACTLY SEVEN DAYS IT WILL BE ONE MONTH UNTIL SEASON TWO AND FOR ONE OF THOSE WEEKS EVERYONE WILL BE EXPLODING OVER THE NEW CHAPTER SO REALLY ITS ONLY LIKE THREE WEEKS

I KNOW RIGHT!!!!1!1!11! We’re so close to the final countdown lol. With a bit of luck WIT is gonna really pick up the marketing schedule and throw out another PV and other teases throughout march, because quite frankly, the last few days/weeks will feel agonizingly long and we need our snk drugs to make it through^^


BUT SERIOUSLY AFTER THAT ALMOST HALF A YEAR OF WEEKLY JOY AND ECSTASY IS COMING AND GOOD GRIEF IT’LL HAVE BEEN WORTH THE ENTIRE GODDAMN WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!1!11!1!1!11!!!!1!11!1!1!1!1!1!11! 

things every jew can relate to

1. not keeping any trash cans in your house because they’re not kosher
2. only being able to read right to left
3. having the last name kleinbergowitzman
4. being terrible at driving
5. when you’re in a crowd and someone calls your name and you turn your head and your large birdlike jewish nose takes out the three people to your right
6. only being able to spend money in multiples of 18 (makes splitting the check really hard)
7. getting really sick of only ingesting matzah and the blood of christian children
8. stealing money from gentiles and sensibly investing it while laughing jewishly
9. when your yarmulke won’t cover your horns
10. walking by a church and instantly catching on fire

Sunny Shades and Popped Color Curtains - Recolors

I have recolored the curtain sets that came with the toddler patch in @wildlyminiaturesandwich‘s neutral and unnatural sandwich colors (55 swatches total). Each curtain has a left and right version.

There are three files, and you only need either the separate recolors or the merged files. The Sunny Shades are the tied back ones, and the Popped Color Curtains are the other set.

Download:

Sunny Shades
Popped Color Curtains
Merged

Enjoy!

Amy trying to convince herself her marriage is ok 

Amy thinking she’s pregnant and freaking out (Jonah freaking out too)

Amy confessing to Jonah that she always thought she’d want another child but not with (her husband)

Amy finally confronting her husband about the fact she’s not happy

5

Looks like staying up too late to draw bakushimanari comics that make sense only to me is becoming an ill advised habit

I know how we all complain about Sportacus being so Extra tm?
But has anyone seen “The Spy Nextdoor”?
Like Magnús’ character is so Extratm in there too, like

-Also does all the flips and jumps

-Spent four hours in a jail cell and started waxing laments about “the darkness”

-Apparently only ate Happy meals when he was in America??

-Shoots things when he’s mad

so tender and mild

day 1: jily ‘if they lived’ au. 

so. here’s a very fluffy domestic drabble. i hope u appreciate this after the sadness i caused in october.

read on ao3 | more ficmas

i.

“So I mean, hypothetically, what’s the worst way to tell someone you’re pregnant?” Lily asks, and James freezes in a half crouch under the scraggly tree.

“What.”

“The worst way to let someone know they’re pregnant.”

He scrubs a hand across his face, almost knocking off his glasses in the process. “Oh, Merlin, I don’t know. Probably this,” he says, before looking up at her, swallowing. “You’re pregnant?”

His voice is strangled, and honestly, she can’t really blame him. They’re nineteen and have only been married three months now. He’s right to be scared.

“This was supposed to be a hypothetical situation,” she huffs, though there’s not much heat behind her words. James just stares at from his spot on the rug and she sighs, slumping into the couch. “Yeah,” she mutters, “Found out last week. I’m about six weeks along.”

“Fuck,” he swears, messing up his hair, and she tries for a smile. It falls flat.

“That’s what got us into this mess in the first place,” she says weakly, and he can’t help the snort that escapes him. Lily tugs at a loose thread on her nightgown, looking down into her lap. “You- You’re okay with this right? I know we never really talked about kids but-”

“Yeah,” he says, scrambling up to his feet, “Yeah of course Lils. I’m, well ecstatic is probably the wrong word to use here, but I’m okay with this.” He crosses the room in three full strides, kneeling in front of her while a hand comes up to cup her cheek.

“I want this,” he murmurs, brushing a knuckles across her cheekbone. “I want you.”

She sniffs, and her eyes are a little glassy when she looks up, and he leans his forehead against hers, kissing her soft. “Whatever you need, I promise I’ll be right here with you.”

“Well, what I need right now is for you to let me go,” she says, pulling back with a sigh, “Morning sickness is apparently a lot more than just the morning.”

He huffs out a laugh, and sneaks a kiss to her temple before she wriggles out of his grasp.

“Merry fucking Christmas to me,” she gasps, before there’s the sound of heaving coming from the bathroom, and James immediately springs off the couch to help her.

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rissa’s new year’s bias list!

hi everyone! it’s the end of the year, so, i decided to make a short bias list, otherwise known as a follow forever bc i am extra, to so my appreciation towards my mutual followers and how much i adore all of you. some of you have been with me longer than others have, some of you are even great friends with me. i hope you all have a great new year and hopefully 2017 is much better than 2016.

 ride or die squad tbh:

@ezioauditore, @buckybitchinbarnes, @quakening, @doodoltala  @rustlenerd, @irisgibbins, @victorkatsudon , @miralain, @thesingingnorwegian

others i admire from afar:

 @richiesseth, @zombiescorp, @kisaageckos, @bobbimorsebartons, @coramalia, @leiaskywalkcr, @katefullergecko, @theodora-yvette, @buffyscmmers, @arctures, @huntbastian, @latrodectal, @natsclnt, @epiphanygreaves, @savagebutfree, @thegemen, @sethtanicos, @dianaprinz, @princessesleia, @geckbros, @tchally, @joyfuls, @crowealtius, @agentjamesbarnes, @ha-rleyquinn, @pieatromaximoff, @hornerps, @milkovich-hale, @bioticbutt, @mesutglozil, @argentsimmons, @antivanpariah, @barryalleins, @radclem, @farinsteetasse, @aspyrata, @samcieri, @aairachnid, @paintheskywithcolor, @biozonic, @megafreeman, @emily-kinney, @blackaliss, @sapphicpeebee

Why… why do I always do this?

I started writing a short thing for that doodle of Stiles in the doctor birb mask and bloody Derek and now it’s already two chapters long.

I DID NOT WANT TO START WRITING ANOTHER NEW STORY HOLY CRISPY LASAGNA FACEBOOKBABY!

gulls-cheneration  asked:

thinking back to the war of 1812 has kindaichi been saved yet

Free him

I was meeting friends for coffee. I heard the missile coming towards me, though I didn’t see it. I sprinted towards a nearby building. I wasn’t fast enough.


 During the bombing raids, I stay in my room — it’s not worth the effort to go downstairs. This house only has three floors, and the missiles they are using tear right through buildings to the ground. I can’t sleep. All the doors here are broken now and the building next to mine was destroyed. The roads are closed. I don’t know how, but I’ll try to leave the house.

27 Years Old. Leg Shattered. Trapped in Aleppo

why is nobody talking about this!!!

[something EVERYBODY HAS MENTIONED AT LEAST TWICE]

[three similar posts right below it]

am i the only one???

Game

“You didn’t win you lost”

Three minutes.

Years and years of battles he proudly won ended to nothing in three minutes.

A game.

He loved to play games, except this time he was the one whose been played with.

And she played him right, it only took her three minutes and a coffin to open him, to say the unsaid.

“Emotional context Sherlock it destroys you every time”

He walked to the lid and looked to the written words.

Three words.

Three simple words had the power to destroy everything.

Every time he kept them inside his heart and locked them away in the dark because he didn’t want to get hurt.

Every time he trained his tongue not to say those words together till they felt not only forbidden but aliens too.

He remembered every slight kiss on her cheeks that heated his lips and once burnt his heart when she moved on.

He remembered the warmth of his cheek under her lips before he left the safety of her home after his death.

He remembered every moment he wanted to spill the words out of his mouth but his good tongue was trained well and never failed him.

He remembered them all while he lifted the lid and walked to the damnable coffin and put it on.

I’d say you’d better break it off now and save yourself the pain … because I like you?!!

No

I don’t count" but I love you?!

No

you’ve always counted and I’ve always trusted you  and loved you" 

No

I hope you’ll be very happy, Molly Hooper … because I love you”

NO

Stepping unconsiously in front of her when Smith came, he wasn’t even aware of what he was doing, he suddenly had the need to protect her from this snake’s eyes.

NO

He ran his hand near the unheavenly words, not able to touch them and sobbed.

All the moments he could say them to her and refused so he won’t get hurt, won’t feel weak for anyone.

“No” he couldn’t keep his protests inside anymore.

Now not only he revealed his deep hidden love, but she wouldn’t even believe him, she believed she’s an experiment, a joke.

“No”

He didn’t just hurt himself he hurt her too

“NO" 

The coffin had it coming.

He rained all his anger and rage and agony over it screaming his helplessness.

He thought it would make him feel better to break it down to pieces but it didn’t, it only exhausted him more and more.

His legs couldn’t hold him anymore and his hands were shaking.

He fell to the floor panting and feeling numb, he couldn’t take it anymore.

John.

His friend.

He always was his strength.

“Soldiers?”

“Soldiers.”

He took his hands and rose him from the ground, as he always did.

He vowed to himself if he ever left these hell’s walls alive he would fix it for her, for them no matter what was the cost.

But now wasn’t the time.

The game wasn’t over.

And he knew it wasn’t getting any easier. 

I Thought You Were Different: Book 3 (Part 30/?) (Avengers x reader)

Part 29

Dammit all if Tony wasn’t right; only three hours into yours and Steve’s going away party, and Clint was dancing on the bar in one sock and no pants. Again.  You had been sitting with his wife for the better part of an hour, observing the show from afar with plenty of video options taken for public shaming later; the two of you had decided that there was no reason for you to be the only ones suffering through this.

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hey who’s watching the sexy pope show?

THIS GORL FOR ONE and i made a sideblog bc that’s just how i be: @2young2pope

y’all seriously need to watch the young pope and then come freak out with me bc 1) this dude was onto something when he called it “hannibal for lapsed catholics” and 2) there are only like three ppl posting about it right now and if we could populate the hot pope fandom with fannibals that would be just the best??

Originally posted by herringunderlayer