- Ravenclaw: There's going to be snow!
- Sytherin: Yup, enough to bury small animals.
- Ravenclaw: Why must you be like this?
- Slytherin: Why are you so excited about it?
- Ravenclaw: Because now I can sit in front of the fireplace and read books.
- Slytherin: You do that anyway.
- Ravenclaw: Yeah, but now there's aesthetic.
How many girls do you think Alex accidentally flirted with before she realized she was gay? Like she was SO flirting with Maggie before she realized but like how often do you think that happened and she just thought she was being nice or whatever? Fucking oblivious gay nerd.