how to wear a hoodie
maybe in your time on this planet, you have asked yourself, “am i wearing my hoodie appropriately? is there something i’m missing? can i jazz up my style in some way?”
well bernie wolfe has some tips.
is it a casual moment in the hoodie, where you have plenty of time and nothing pressing going on? well if that’s the case, definitely just pull it on like normal, let it rest free and easy, whatever. loosey goosey.
have you had to run after someone to stop them from committing a felony or to make sure they don’t do something insane and/or harmful? then you also have time to zip that bad boy all the way up to the tip top of the zipper, and tighten those hood strings as much as possible and tie them in a neat bow. there’s no other way to go about running after someone in an emergency situation, this is what must be done. take the time to look your best, that’s what matters.
the bow is key. the neat little bow is what holds the whole thing together. so the next time you wear a hoodie, remember: zipper up, bow tied. otherwise you’re just not living your best life.