there was bubbles

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I’m going through tweetdeck and if I didn’t know better, I would think Liam Payne, the man that is currently sitting in the top 20 on itunes with minimal US promo so far, currently at 80+ million streams in just a month, currently killin the game in the UK and other places, was actually flopping. If I didn’t know better.

Oh man, that’s… depressing. I guess moving around a lot doesn’t give you much time to make or maintain friends. Especially if you’re antisocial and socially awkward like me Connie.

Well hello, Onion. You are an adorable little humanoid. What kind of a name is Onion though?

Steven… Did you really have to draw the clouds and sun and shit? Also, wouldn’t it just be easier to write??

Also also, this idea is horrible. Because it probably won’t work, and if it does it could KILL THEM

Connie read my mind. Such a sensible girl. The perfect counter to Steven.

STEVEN

WHAT IS THAT FACE

Oh hey nice!

I wonder what made it pop? Steven feeling content in that even if the bubble pops, she’ll still want to be his friend and hang out with him? Let’s go with that.

Okay, why is this thing only chasing Connie?

Oh Steven, nice! I hadn’t even considered that. I guess I should’ve logged that away earlier when he said it likes to eat stuff that glows. Oops, silly Jazz.

Steven do a BIG jump

“What happens AFTER the bubble pops?”

“We’ll be free!”

Connie’s face is my face. We’ve needed someone like this to balance out Steven’s poor decision making skills. Very badly.

NOOO AHHH THEY’RE ACTUALLY DOING IT

THESE CHILDREN ARE GOING TO DIE

Well fuck. I’m having a hard time predicting how they’ll get out of this one.

Steven, no. Now is not the time to light-heartedly bring up terrifying thoughts like these.

This poor girl. I won’t be surprised if she runs far, far away by the end of this episode.

Oh… This thing has a gem? So it’s a “monster of the week?”

I’m still not quite sure about the whole “monsters have a gems and our Gems have gems.” What is the difference between our Crystal Gems, and these monsters? Honestly my only theory is that they’re kind of like the gem version of “animals”… humans and animals both have hearts, for example. But that doesn’t make us exactly the same. These gem monsters seem to have a more animalistic brain, while our Crystal Gems behave much like humans do. That’s really my best theory, and I’m not 100% sure that I think that’s what it really is.

AH SHIT things just seem to keep getting worse, don’t they??

Steven, this is not how you get girls to like you.

Oh shit. Connie’s laying out some truths. I wasn’t expecting that from her, honestly.

She’s right though. Growing up, my mom was like that. Even when things were really terrible for our family, she would never just acknowledge that. She’d always put on a smile and talk to us over-enthusiastically and pretend that nothing was wrong. And I understood why she did that, but that still didn’t make it any less frustrating and annoying. It’s okay to admit that things suck and you don’t really know what to do. It’s okay to get real. And that’s exactly what Steven needs… to get real every once and a while.

Oh no Connie, please don’t cry, you’re going to make me cry too! This poor bb is so sweet and precious!!!

Honestly Steven, that was kinda smooth as fuck.

This episode is so adorable I’m going to die.

I had to practice some underwater coloring because I always feel dissatisfied after I do it and I wanted to get better. I’m still not 100 % satisfied with this but have some Sheith either way!