there was actually going to be four of these

the true INTJ aesthetic is that sequence where the hero collects all the items needed  for the Awesome Plan™ without really having to search, like THAT pen from the glass of pens and THAT tool from the toolbox and THESE four thingies to put together for Aweome Device and then leaves without looking back

aka the exact moment all the scheming comes together for action

Earth Witchtip: Rocks in Magic

I’m going to go over some of the ways in which I use smooth stones found outside in my practice. I don’t mean crystals or hag stones; I mean garden variety rocks. Unspecial rocks. I’m actually a big fan of river rocks, growing up by a creek, they’ve always been plentiful and adaptable. They also absorb stuff nicely and are a big help if you particularly enjoy working with the element of Earth. Found outside they’re also free.

  • Warding stones. I do them up in sets of four. Find four smooth stones about the same size. Cleanse them thoroughly using whatever method you like. Sigilize an intent to protect an area. Mine say “This barrier is impenetrable. Anything that doesn’t serve me is cast out or transmuted.” Use ink and a paintbrush to inscribe the stones with the completed sigil. If you like, this is a good spot to use blood magic. Clearcoat. Use whatever enchanting method you prefer to load them with energy, programmed with the sigils intent. As they’re enchanted, be sure to include something in the process to bind them together so they stay linked to one another energetically. These links will serve as the walls of the ward. Place them in the very corners of your home with intent. Having a physical representation for wards is handy. It isn’t the only method I use to ward (I’m a big believer in stacking my wards. I’m a ward hoarder.) but it’s useful as the stones can be carried along if you move, as well as recharged easily if your feels/divinations show that your wards are dissipating. Simply gather them up and either re-enchant them, or use whatever charging method you prefer.
  • Servitor Housings. They’re free and sit nicely on the altar. Cleanse them and dedicate them as the body of the servitor. Proceed as usual.
  • Bindings. Especially for non-physical entities like thought forms. Just like servitors you created, hostile thought forms can be forced into stones, bound there, and left somewhere where they can’t do harm. I can’t say I’d recommend this method for every spirirt you come across, but for very specific situations it’s good to know. My bestie had a very controlling boyfriend and he was basically always watching her. Between stuff that was happening and several nights worth of divination we came to the conclusion that his sitting around and obsessing over what she might be doing had formed a sort of dumb servitor. Since they lived together banishing would likely be temporary at best, dissipating it would work, but since the astral material had been put to such creepy use it didn’t feel hygeinic to transmute it into another servitor or use it as fuel. But since he essentially stalked her all the time, it was likely that even if that servitor was dissipated, another would take its place. We used divination to come to these conclusions and finally decided binding was the best answer as even as he fed it, once bound, he could keep accidentally programming it all he liked and it still couldn’t do shit and since it wasn’t destroyed we ran less risk of his subconscious “noticing” and forming another. So we devised a binding ritual, identified the ooky spooky, gave it a name, sigilized it, forced it into a stone, bound it with black cord, and after lots of chanting and positive divination that the bind was effective - threw the fucker in a fencerow where it still lurks today.
  • Amulets and Talismans. Rocks are easy to program, hold onto information well, and are pretty inconspicuous.
  • Transubstantiation. As shown, stones can be “named” as other things and used in spells. Two stones can be bound together or placed close to one another in love spells or used to apply weight and blockages for a hex. Use your creativity.
  • Taglocks. A rock from the flower bed outside your preferred place of work can be used in spells to get that job.
  • Links to genius loci. Like the above, a stone can serve as a link to the spirit of a place to evoke its protection or gather information once a relationship is established.
  • Psychometric Data Mining. Speaking of information, a stone can be thoroughly cleansed and “emptied” and then left somewhere to absorb impressions. Go back later and recover the stone and see what it has soaked up. I prefer dense, solid stones for this.
  • Steady Release Batteries. I consider stones to be similar to quartz in that they can be programmed to do anything, much like a witchy flash drive. If there is a person you wish to influence or a situation you need to have a say in, enchant and strongly empower a stone to broadcast your message at the psychic level. Place where most efficacious. For less nefarious purposes, a stone can be charged with undifferentiated energy to be used later, to enchant an item, power a spell, or really in any way you wish either through contact with a natural energy source you work with (running water, moonlight, sun, etc) or good old fashioned meditation and energy work.
  • Reverse Taglock. Like the above, you can use a stone, cleansed, emptied, and dedicated, as a sort of reverse taglock - leave it at the property or workplace of the person you wish to do magical stuff at, and use it at a distance as a focus.
  • An energy sink. After being thoroughly cleansed and emptied, you can program a stone to act as an absorber for stuff you don’t want. Carry it in your pocket and use it to consciously offload anxiety, worry, fear, etc. I like Tigers Eye for this but any stone will work. I’ve even used the method to dump an oncoming headache into a rock. It can also be used if you feel you’ve come into contact with shitty astral funk and need to cleanse your aura but have no materials nor time to ground properly. Either cleanse it ASAP or thank the thing for its service and dispose of it.
That’s a few of the ways I use rocks on the regular. As you can see I’m a big fan.

-jbird

anonymous asked:

why did Teen Titans get cancelled, again?

Short answer: Because the network chose not to renew it.

Slightly longer answer with more details: Season Four was actually supposed to be the last season (hence the title “The End”) but they wound up getting renewed for one more round.  Originally they had a really ambitious season arc.  Season Five was going to be 20 episodes, much longer than the previous seasons, and Slade would have returned and taken over the Brotherhood of Evil and a whole bunch of other drama.

About halfway through the writing on Season Five the network cut the episodes back down to the usual thirteen and told the writers they didn’t wanna renew.  Titans crew had a thought to rebrand/repitch the series as sort of a “Titans Unlimited”, like how Justice League was updating itself to Justice League Unlimited, with a wider cast and character focus devoted to more minor heroes and such.   I believe they did pitch this idea to CN but the network didn’t go for it, so they wound up rewriting/restructuring a lot of Season Five to be more of a finale and last season, with “Things Change” (originally an episode set for the early part of S5 I think?) tacked on as a sort of bittersweet coda to say goodbye.

You may have heard fandom rumors that it was canceled because “too many girls watched it!”.  This is a hideous lie with little to no basis in fact, even for the shows that people originally claimed this about (Green Lantern, Young Justice).  People are conflating an interview given about Tower Prep’s cancellation with other CN properties, and they retroactively applied it to Teen Titans.  Years after the fact.

The simple matter is the network was done with it and decided not to keep it going.

ohbthr  asked:

Hi it's been a stressful couple of days at work please tell me about Nico and Will and their disaster relationship

I’ve said this before, but I’m still really curious about the lead up to them actually dating.

Because you’ve got Nico who has just gotten over a formative and painfully intense crush where he spent the whole time anxious and guilty and jealous and hopeless and desperately trying to keep it secret. And so probably he’s not going to be great at openly expressing feelings right away? Also, he’s just so happy to finally have, like, four whole friends* and still adjusting to that.

So I’d guess that even after figuring out he has a crush on Will, which we pretty much get by the end of HoO, he’d still be laser-like focused on figuring out the “I have friends now” thing. And of course he doesn’t want to repeat the thing he did with Percy where he constantly ran away from him and missed out on friendhood. Will is a cool dude, even if he’s wrong about lots of things! Nico is going to be his friend and not mess this one up! He can worry about whether Will wants to be his boyfriend several years down the line when they’re best friends and Nico has consulted some textbooks on how to flirt.

Further indubitable fact: Nico has no idea what flirting looks like.

So I can’t help imagining Will on an increasingly unsubtle flirting campaign while Nico is just nodding to himself going “Yep, I’m doing great at friendship, soon I may have five whole friends.”  

HOW DID THIS END WHAT DID WILL HAVE TO DO TO GET NICO TO REALIZE HE WANTED TO DATE HIM? Or did Nico finally decide to ask a boy out on his own initiative and if so how many people did he have to consult first??? How awkward were those conversations for Nico and how much did he want to build a dirt fort around himself and never come out????

I just have a lot of questions.

*The number is definitely higher, but Nico’s sticking to a conservative estimate.

SO YES the golf bag is real and it is so much better than I could have imagined.

1. It’s the most awful pattern of black and white. I hope this isn’t something they actually market, because…look at that. Also, it lacks gold trim or red highlights–both of which we know a certain someone is a fan of. 

2. His name is on it in freaking impact font like it’s some sort of garbage meme.

3. His name is President Trump–meaning that if/when he leaves, it’s either going to stick with him as a reminder of his failures and the worst four-or-fewer years of his life, or it’s going to be sold and discarded like the rubbish that is his tenure.

4. His name is on a golf bag. This is his legacy.

5. They have the “Stanley Cup Champions” there to remind him of what quality looks like. They’re tooting their own horn, signing this piece of magnificent trolling like a professional graffiti artist tagging their work. 

6. I can’t get over the Adidas logo for some reason. It’s just…up there at the top. Garish, gaudy, another piece of product placement along with everything else. Trump doesn’t even get to have his name adorning this thing along, it’s crowded in there with two other logos. 

7. They gave him a golf bag instead of a jersey. They broke with a longstanding tradition to give him a half-joke, half-insult. 

I’m proud of them for this. It’s so hideous.

Season 4
  • me: it's a kid's show! they're not going to actually kill anyone off! everyone with these crazy dark theories needs to relax!
  • me: *watches season four*
  • me: *whispering* no one is safe anymore.

not to be That Bitch and overanalyze every one of keith and lance’s interactions, but in season four episode one, lance was the most vocally upset about keith being away with the blade. obviously everyone else was, too, but lance kept bringing it up, saying keith was going to miss a show or team voltron couldn’t beat someone without him and like…we already know lance covers up a lot of what he’s actually feeling with lies/bravado/whatever, so i’m fairly certain that lance was upset keith wasn’t with team voltron not because of a subpar show or a hard villain to beat (though that’s probably partially it), but because, well, he likes keith.

Things Bruce has definitely said to his boys

“No. You can not wear your boxers around the house. We are not barn animals.”

“It is not okay to draw obscenities on your brothers forehead with lipstick while he’s sleeping.”

“Do not bake churros in the kitchen at four in the morning ever again.”

*doesn’t use intercom, yells from kitchen* “DICK!! Bring the thirty six cereal bowls down from your room, NOW!”

“You spent $3000 at Mc Donald’s in the past week? How, is, that, even, possible?”

“Where did all the decorative pinecones in the front entrance go?”

“Alfred told me he washed an entire wall in one of the upstarts washrooms that was covered with piss. Who and how?

“Using your brothers mattress as a sled to slide down the stairs is not acceptable. Nor are actual sleds.”

“Stop blasting Ariana Grande in the bat cave. I’m sick of hearing ‘Can’t a princess be a bad bitch,’ when I come home after patrol.”

“No, it is not okay to pee out your window. There’s twelve bathrooms in this house. Use one.”

“Is that a Metropolis State jersey? Take it off.”

“Why is there a butter knife sticking from Tim’s door? How did you even stick it in there, this is solid oak.”

“Do not dress up as a clown and stalk through the house at three in the morning again. Are you trying to scare your father to death?”

“Why is there satanic runes written with Nutella across the floor of the den?”

“There are twenty tubs of ice cream in the freezer. Get rid of them.”

“I do not want to catch you cussing at your brothers in Arabic, Mandarin, or any other language ever again.”

“Pizza is not considered an adequate meal. Nor is Taco Bell, taco Tuesday is not a holiday in this family.”

“Why are you wearing your sisters Lululemon leggings? …I don’t care if it was a bet. Take them off.”

“No, you can’t dump lukewarm coffee on your brother.”

“Go for a run before I shave your hair off in your sleep. You’re driving me mad with your complaining.”

“No, you can not shoot your brothers with rubber bullets…. even if they deserve it.”

“I pay for your adventures, you pay me with silence after five o'clock.”

“No, we can not put a freezer dedicated to ham in the bat cave.”

“Send me a picture of a clean room and Alfred will restore the wifi. And don’t even think about hacking or you won’t see the light of day for a week.”

“You bought fifteen boxes of Lucky Charms. I don’t even know what to say to that.”

*whispers* “For fucks sake.” *louder* “Why is there ground beef in the dryer!!”

“Did you actually put that Cheeto you found on the sidewalk in your mouth? Be thankful I have the money for healthy care.”

Imagine Jack spilling to you what Dean thinks, and practically feels, of you when he reads his mind.

“Wait, wait, wait, wait.” Dean raised a hand, stopping Jack from drinking his beer “How old do you think you are?” he asked, mouth half full as you and Sam shared a look.

“Uh 3 days, 17 hours and 42 minutes.” Jack replied precisely to the question and seeing the look on Dean’s face almost made you choke on your own drink. It was priceless to say the least. Barely at four days old and the young man had already outsassed the older Winchester, well this was going to be fun. Dean just shook his head and took a sip of his beer, Jack watching closely and doing the same at the exact almost moment.

“So-” Jack cleared his throat, looking at you “You are my aunt, right?”

“Uh well-” you smiled “Was, actually. I’m no longer an angel, I fell and after building a vessel things happened and… there is no angel mojo in me anymore. So I am practically human.”

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Steve/Bucky whoops drunk texted the BFF you’re into him trope

Bucky: Sometimes I look at you and want you so badly I forget

Bucky: I forget that we’ve been friends for over a decade

Bucky: I forget why it’s a bad idea

Bucky: All I think about is touching you and how you’d taste and that we’re probably perfect for each other

Bucky: I forget to forget

x.x.x.

Bucky woke up to the sun shining in through a crack in his closed curtains and hitting his eyes dead on.  He groaned, throwing his arm over his eyes, and rolled over so his face was smooshed into his pillow.  His mouth was dry and tasted like fermented things, and his head hurt from drinking too much the night before.

He tried to focus on when he’d finally left the bar and wandered home, but all he could remember was the string of texts he’d sent Steve and he ended up pushing himself up into a sitting position so fast he experienced a dizzy moment of vertigo.

He might puke and not from the hangover.

His phone was plugged into the charger right where he always left it, looking innocuous and not like it had betrayed the secret he’d managed to keep for the last five years.  Tentatively he reached out and picked it up, pressing the button to turn on the lockscreen.

Steve: WHAT

Well, Bucky thought, maybe it wasn’t as bad as it seemed.  Maybe he hadn’t sent everything he thought he sent.  Steve was likely to all-caps WHAT to Bucky for half of his drunk texts, mostly because Bucky got philosophical and started quoting obscure Aristotelian theories to him.  Bucky liked to joke he was smarter while drunk while Steve rolled his eyes and told him that maybe if he stopped underrepresenting his own intelligence all the time it wouldn’t seem that way.

Well, Bucky thought a little hysterically as he stared at the chain of texts he’d sent Steve the night before, where was all that intelligence now?

Fuck.  He was so stupid.

He closed his eyes for a moment and tried not to think about his whole world caving in.  Yeah.

It was somehow worse that Steve had sent WHAT more than half an hour before and then hadn’t followed it up with anything.  Somehow, Bucky had almost expected to wake up to a confession in return, or at least something more definitive.  

Fuck. He scrubbed his hand over his face. This was the worst.  Now he had to decide whether to make the brave move again and he wasn’t drunk this time to make it seem like a good idea.

He was just considering the merits of haha yeah you’re hot :p but idk what I drank last night to encourage this VS. I meant every word when someone unlocked the door to his apartment.

Bucky was holding his phone and staring at his bedroom door with a wide-eyed sort of panic when Steve burst into it.

“WHAT?” he said in person, staring at Bucky and sweating a little like he’d run up all four flights of stairs to Bucky’s apartment after speed-walking over.

Bucky stared at him and then wordlessly held up his phone.

Steve stared back.

“Did you drunk confess to me?” Steve asked, sounding a bit strangled.

“I’m not going to sober confess it to you,” Bucky pointed out, wry and vaguely annoyed that Steve came over for this conversation so he had to actually look at him.  Steve was way too polite and gentlemanly and well raised. He needed to get with the generation who texted this type of shit like Bucky had, apparently.  

“Why not?”

“Why?  That’s not the type of thing you tell your best friend.  Oh hey Steve so sometimes I don’t think of you platonically, so now you’re going to feel weird around me when we cuddle on the couch during movies and shift away from potential boners.”

“Try this: Oh hey Bucky, maybe I wouldn’t shift away from them if I knew they existed!”

“WHAT?”

“EXACTLY,” Steve yelled back, looking way too smug and vindicated for this moment. What an asshole.

“I… what?” Bucky repeated.  He stared at Steve silently for a few moments. The moment was ladened.  “Are we going to make out now?”

“It smells like beer sweats and regret in here,” Steve pointed out, wrinkling his nose.  “I’m going to go home and get ready for work and you’re going back to sleep.  Then you’re going to shower and come over for a movie tonight.”

“Yeah?”

“Bring your potential boners,” Steve said as a parting shot as he walked out of the bedroom.

Yeah, like Bucky was going to sleep after that.

Hey guys, mini thing about newsies

So far, Newsies has 5 stars on Netflix. This was obviously expected but I wanted to just say, make sure you rate it. Rate it 5 stars even if you’re not a huge fan of Newsies. Why? Because if Netflix sees that more people enjoy the professionally filmed musicals then we may get more.


If Newsies has five stars then it will send out the message that yes, these musicals make money. It will send out the message that people would pay to see these recordings. Through this, we may get more professionally filmed musicals. The more stars this gets the more likely it will be that more musicals will go up.


So yes, even if you think Newsies is only a 4 or 3 star musical, give it a five. If you give it a five, eventually your favorite musical might just be filmed and sold/posted as well.


If your favorite musical has closed but is doing a stage tour, then we could get a recording of the tour. That still ends with us getting professionally filmed shows. This is actually a huge step forward for us to get easily accessible shows that also supports the cast and crew. So yes. Give it five stars. If you see it drop to four, make a new account under your bill and rate it. Have every one you know give it fives. This is important guys.

Red Herrings, News Reports, and Memes: The Purpose of the Jim Twins in the Overall Narrative

Originally posted by halewalker

Out of all the things that I’ve been wondering about in the overall Who Killed Markiplier continuity, the Jim twins were the biggest things on my radar.  Nothing about what they were doing made any sense in relation to the overall mystery.  Initially, I was assuming that they were to serve as opposite to our PoV, allowing them to wander around places that the episode didn’t show us in order to give us more clues toward the killer.  They seemed to do that fine during the first two chapters, where they were able to get a good look at the crime scene and show us just how close the detective Benjamin was to his former partners…in both sense of the word.

Originally posted by spacemarkimoo

But come the third and fourth Jim-casts, and…they’re really just joke casts.  One big lead up to a subscriber joke, and mumbling nonsense about how Jim thinks the murder occurred.  No contribution to the overall statement.  Isn’t that weird, especially when the original cast had enough jokes to hold itself!

…wait a minute.

How many jokes were in each chapter, really?

That’s when it hit me.  The very first episode threw us a red herring in terms of the chef, whom it tried to show off as the potential killer.  Everything seemed to be a red herring, huh?  But what if the Jims were red herrings as well?

What if they were atmospheric red herrings?

Couldn’t find a better term for it, sorry.

Up until this series, all of Markiplier’s skits would always end with a joke.  Each one, no fail.  All of his work with Cyndago ends with a joke.  Google IRL ends with a joke.  Five Nights at Freddy’s: The Interview ends with a joke.  A Date with Markiplier ends with a joke.  Hell, Darkiplier vs Antisepticeye (something we all thought could be serious) was just one big glorified shitpost.  We’ve been trained to think that everything Mark will do will just lead up to one big punchline.  So tell me that this wasn’t what you were thinking about the minute you saw the thumbnail.  “Oh boy, another skit.  Let’s see where this ends up.”

And hell yeah, the first episode feeds on that expectation.  We’re in a goddamn murder mystery noir thing, and the first joke we get is how they end up partying in the manor.  Come on, the first chapter even ends on a dick joke.

Were we not just assuming that this was going to lead up to something hilarious?  I remember seeing it everywhere.  “Oh, the murderer is Chica, isn’t it?!”  We were all expecting a punchline.

Until the jokes stopped coming.

Chapter Two had some jokes sprinkled in it, but it didn’t end on one.  Chapter Three had two, max, and Chapter Four?  None at all.  It actually kept to its serious tone all the way to the end.  Forget the fact that this was an origin story, THAT was the big twist ending that no one was expecting.  How in the world did we buy this?  How did no one realize that this was going to be a series that is going to keep itself straight?

Enter the Jims.

Originally posted by theowlandthefinch

They are the ones that are going to be heavily memed to hell and back.  They are the ones making the funny jokes, with the weird walks and the endless Jims and whatever else they decide to make them do.  Sure, they’re not part of the main story, but they’re still there for people to go and watch.  Hell, the hashtag is now swarmed with Jim memes for levity.

And this is how Mark fools us into thinking that this series is something it’s not.

Sure, those of us who only watch the main series will probably not be surprised by how dark the ending gets, but for those of us who did watch these, we were all probably thinking that this was all going to lead to a big joke.  Wouldn’t it be funny if Markiplier actually died because one of the Jims did something stupid or something?  Besides, if we watched the Jimcasts after we watched the main chapters, then they really did end on jokes.  The theme of the Markiplier skit has been maintained.  Since the Jims are waddling around in an otherwise serious environment, the whole thing has to end on a joke, right?

And then the twist comes in.  There will not be a joke at the end of this train.  Everything is being played 100% seriously.

Originally posted by markired

I’m just in love with this GIF, my god.

What started out with the death of one man ended up being the shattering of a closely knit group of friends that can never be fixed.  One goes insane, while the other becomes hellbent on revenge.  There is no joke here.  There’s nothing the Jims can do to alleviate the situation.

And what better way to show this meta change, to show that this is something that must be taken 100% seriously, that there will be no laughs coming from this manor, 

than to end it on the wanderings of a man searching desperately for a punchline?

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Yuuri’s English

So in my mind, Yuuri speaks ridiculously good English. And although his accent would probably never fade entirely, it’s likely very faint and neutral. This comes about from Yuuri just being, well, Yuuri. Yuuri hates standing out too much, right, so I firmly believe that he would practice his pronunciation as much as possible, until people could almost mistake him from actually originating from Detroit. 

That boy has probably swallowed a grammar text book too, embarrassed when people giggled his first week when he made a little mistake here and there. Of course over speaking it solidly for four years, in a less natural way, he knows his grammar rules better than some native speakers. International reporters love him because of this (none of the language barrier awkwardness). 

He’s also 100% better at the language than Viktor is. Although we know he’s fluent, there’s clearly going to be a difference between somebody who has lived in an English speaking country for years, and someone who isn’t using it constantly. I can totally see Viktor forgetting really weird words every now and then like ‘elephant’ or something, and trying to describe it with odd terms such as ‘giant horse with long nose’ until Yuuri supplies what he was trying to say.

Although this doesn’t say that much, I will note that Yuuri is dubbed with an American accent whereas pretty much everyone else who doesn’t live abroad carries their native ones, so it kind of confirms my thinking a little? 

So when isn’t Yuuri so great? 

  • When he’s sleepy 

If Viktor ever tries to ask him something when he’s on the verge of sleep/just waking up, Yuuri will respond with either a mumble, or very fast Japanese because he hasn’t registered where exactly he is. Viktor finds this adorable and just tucks him back in.  

  • When he’s nervous 

AKA why not so many people internationally know that Yuuri is so great with the language. When his anxiety peaks before competitions, Yuuri kind of forgets all the pronunciation notes he’s forced himself to remember and such, and on occasion gets mixed up. Sometimes he has to talk very slowly to remember the next words so everyone kind of assumes he’s very serious. 

  • Essentially when he’s emotionally overwhelmed 

I believe this to essentially be canon. Remember this in episode five?

A lot of the time I noticed that Yuuri pronounces Viktor’s name with a hard ‘r’, but in this scene he says it with more of a ‘ru’ sound which is closer to how you’d write it in Japanese (at least, I’m mostly sure about that. I’m not Japanese.). And whilst I’m pretty sure he also says it like this a few other times, I find happy Yuuri not controlling his pronunciation very sweet. 

Also sad and angry Yuuri. Angry Yuuri can hardly even be understood when he’s ranting (he’s also too angry to care about this anyway).

  • When he’s drunk 

This is actually canon! Reports from the museum all say that Yuuri gets very Kyushu accent when he’s intoxicate. Also, may I remind you of “BE MY COACH, VIKTORRRRRRRRRRRR!” 

  • during sex   

On a totally relevant side note, we know that Yuuri can dance hip hop well, so humour me in my headcanon that this boy can rap. Maybe not freestyle, but he can certainly recite some popular verses. It’s probably Phichit’s fault. 

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Some quick sketches for @galrabigbang’s Galra Fantasy AU prompt!
This is kind of a Sleeping Beauty AU where Prince Lotor is the beauty and his general ladies play the part of the prince who rescues the beauty. 
Lotor’s fancy armor, Sendak, Haxus, Prorok, and Throk are all ideas/characters I eventually scrapped (hence why they’re all sketched in shitty pen instead of pencil and fine-liners) but I thought I’d include them anyway cos they’re still fantasy. ✨

cute couple things — p.p.

summary : extended dating peter would include… ft. a bunch of random thoughts i had about peter being a cute soft boyfriend !!!

  • reads your favorite books and memorizes lines from them that he can sneak into conversations to make you smile :)
  • it’s v hard for him to not look at you when he’s with you he just always wants to be looking at your face
    • “it’s, like, really hard to stop staring at you”
    • “huh?”
    • “you’re so pretty i can’t stop looking wow”
  • lights up !!!! when you walk into a room even if he’s just seen you two minutes ago and you were only in the bathroom for like a second
  • kisses you all of your face whenever he can just infinite amounts of kisses pressed across your cheeks and your nose and your eyelids 
  • he doesn’t really do nicknames like he’s not a darling sort of person
  • if he’s gonna call you anything it’ll probably be babe/baby/pretty girl or something of that sort
  •  (i started the pretty girl trend on the low don’t @ me)
  • sometimes you call him bro and he gets so offended 
    • “listen,,, peter,,, bro,,,,”
    • y/NNNN i’m not bro!!!!!!”
    • “k bro”
    • “you’re the worst” 
  • his face resembles that of a disgruntled pouty kitten whenever you call him bro
  • in school he taps his cheek lightly while facing away from you until you give him a kiss there and does that periodically throughout the day until MJ throws a pencil at him
    • “peter enough she’s kissed you like fifty times in the past twenty minutes haven’t you had enough”
    • “it’s never enough”
  • hands down gives the best hugs ever!!!! sweetest, softest, warmest hugs that you never wanna leave and they leave you a blushy mess for hours
  • nerd who tells you that you’re prettier than any star in the sky
  • will fight for your honor even if it means getting punched in the nose by one of flash’s bigger friends because flash won’t take on peter himself
    • “fuck peter why would you even call flash a giant dick??? like i know he is one but why would you ever you know his friend is like some sort of mutant tree”
    • “he said your butt was nice i can’t just let that sort of comment slide babe it’s unacceptable”
  • always knows he can rant to you about science bc you actually listen!!! and you care!! and you ask questions and you make him SO HAPPy!!
  • asks for permission to do everything
    • “hey would it be cool if i held your hand right now”
    • “yes of course”
    • “oh awesome!”
  • you send him selfies and his replies vary but they’re usually along the lines of
    • “oh my gosh you’re so cute i’m coming over”
    • “i love you you angel let me kiss you tomorrow”
    • “wow i have a real liFE ethereal as the love of my life i love the world”
  • sends a goodnight/goodmorning text every day with each heart emoji he can find 
  • his entire recently used section is just different colored hearts and rainbows and sparkles because he uses emojis obnoxiously
  • he’s convinced that the worst thing in the world is having to leave you after a long day of hanging out on a saturday or something
  • will 10/10 complain for hours to may about going home because he’s not with you anymore and he’s clingy
  • you’re his best friend and he’s not afraid to scream about it
    • “my best friend is dating me!!!!!!! i’m so lucky i love them so much” 
    • “peter we know”
    • “well now you know just a little extra all right?”
  • wishes you were able to fall asleep in his arms more often but you’re still young and he’s like oh well we have forever to do that
  • you insult each other all the time basically but??? you both love it banter is everything
      • “penis parKER flash is clever tbh”
      • “you’re such a little shit i’m actually going to fight you”
      • “seriously i dare you put your fists up now”
  • if you post a selfie and he doesn’t like it right away you’ll text him seven times in a row hinting that he should go like and comment 
  • texts at four am about random conspiracy theories or weird facts that only you two would find interesting 
  • shoulders = pillows on the train/bus most of the time
  • he is such a slut for having his hair played with ngl
  • it makes him so happy n calm he could lie like that, with your fingers just raking through his hair, for hours on end
  • he’s never felt more at home than when you’re sitting with him at his kitchen table eating mushy mac and cheese that he tried to make himself because may wasn’t home to help him out as you playfully make fun of him for ruining pasta
  • listens to ed sheeran songs with you because he’s an ed lover honestly and every song makes him think of you
  • hand massages when you’re cramping up after long tests or in class essays that leave you super stressed n anxious (fuck u ruby thx for the idea that murdered me n my soft spirit)
  • knows how to settle you nerves better than anyone else and vice versa
  • puts his hands on your cheeks before he kisses you 
  • you always joke about spidey in class and no one gets what you’re saying but he does and freaks out
    • “that’s a sticky situation”
    • “y/n” 
    • “don’t worry i found that on the web
    • y/n
    • “do you think spiders are men
    • “oh my gOD”
  • he doesn’t care at all if you take one of his sweaters or all of his sweaters he just gives zero fucks you could take them all and he’d love you for it 
    • “here take this one too”
    • “peter i have too many and it’s almost april”
    • “but you’d look so cute in this one” then he pouts and you’re a goner
  • peter writes you tiny notes in class that are his weird thoughts and ramblings and feelings but you save them all and put them in a memory box
    • there was one and it said here’s a concept : you have a bright future ahead of you, and i’m there. i like that concept.
      • you did, too
  • watches every cheesy romantic movie on netflix with you not just because you want to, but because he does too and he can’t help it that’s just how it is 
  • matching ugly christmas sweaters at christmastime because peter parker is an annoying headass and refuseS to go anywhere without one during the holiday season and if he’s wearing one he’s making you match
  • super spidey strength allows him to give you piggy back rides all throughout manhattan when you guys head to the city 
  • makes you kiss him in the rain even though there’s water up your nose and your hair is matted to your forehead 
  • one text makes your heart go !!!!!!!!! because that’s your boy!!!!! and you love him so much because he’s a lovely beautiful person that deserves the world !!!!!
  • making out is rarely super fast n intense like it’s still intense but you go slowly and you can make out for hours without a c are in the world
  • makes sure his hair looks nice before he goes out on a date with you
  • tells you that he loves you and that he’s happy you’re a part of his life as often as he can manage 
  • just wants to love you unconditionally forever
  • texts you at 11:11 every night and says something cheesy as fuck like “you’re my wish tonight babe” or “11:11 is always for you” and sometimes he’ll @ you on snap and you’re like wow we’re That couple 
  • but honestly???? you don’t care that much he’s so cute
  • knows your order at every restaurant/fast food chain/coffee shop imaginable and if he happens to pass by a mcdonalds or dunkin donuts while he’s swinging around queens he tries to pick something up for you 
  • you love his eyes you could probably get lost in them they’re gorgeous
    • “peter your eyes are so lovely i hate you”
    • “aw i love you more babe you say the sweetest things to me”
  • you think his smile is the prettiest thing ever
  • and when his face scrunches up when he’s super happY???? amazing you kiss him immediately everywhere and he gets so flustered and he giggles and tries to squirm away but not really
  • cause he loves it
  • and he loveS YOU
  • i love my boyfriend goodnight to all

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“I try and tell them what’s going on, and what do they do? They tell me that’s not true! I understand that they don’t want to listen to me but staying in there will WORSEN Thomas’s state of mind! His anxiety will heighten-”

Anxiety

Virgil

“…..Sugar Honey Iced Tea.”

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He left

Oh my god he left

The only person who understands what’s happening to me left

I want to leave but I can’t because I have to help Thomas but right now I can barely focus everything’s too bright and loud and I can’t think oh god someone please help I can’t breathe oh god PLEASE-

“Logan what the heckity heck-”

Logan? Logan’s back? Why?

“Don’t worry you heathens I just forgot something”

“What on Earth did you-hey!”

DON’T TOUCH ME

“Forgive me Virgil”

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“Logan oh my god everything’s too much I can’t breath what do I DO-”

“Five things you can see Virgil.”

“Uuuhhhh… B-books… A…chair? Pap-papers… A highlighter? And… You.”

“Four things you can feel.”

“… bed sheets… My jacket… My T shi…rt… And the wall?”

“Three things you can hear.”

“My heartbeat, the f-fan, and my breathing?”

“Two things you can smell.”

“Um… Cinnamon an-and books?”

“One thing you can taste.”

“Muh-my saliva.”

When did I start crying?

“You’re safe Virgil.”

“I-I don’t-”

“You don’t have to go back. They cannot enter here without my permission.”

I lunge for Logan, enveloping him in a hug.

“Thank you. Thank you thank you-”

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“You’re safe, Virgil. You’re okay.”