there was a competion this weekend

Alright my dudes, Fanime 2017 is less than a day away! 

Keep an eye out for me as Scaramouche the Merciless on Saturday and Sunday, and I will be competing in the Fanimecon Masquerade Contest on Sunday at 1800 as entry “R”.

I’m bringing some prints of my Scaramouche and Samurai Jack fanart as well so you might catch me at an empty Artist’s Alley table sometime in the weekend, depends on how the day is going.

Attendees, feel free to message me via Twitter or Tumblr throughout the weekend, hope to catch you there!

anonymous asked:

Hey so i read one of your works on Ao3 and it was super adorable and i loved it, it was about stiles and derek sharing a broom closet of an apartment in nyc and cuddling thier way through their issues with eachother and then you wrote a hashtag epilogue, and i can't stop thinking about how much i wanted the epilogue to be another story so i figured i'd ask, my names scarletwaters on Ao3, ok bye and thank you if you decide to write it :)

little spoon

I had given absolutely ZERO thought to writing a sequel to this, and then I read your message and the ideas started flooding in. Go figure.

also on ao3


Being Derek’s boyfriend goes surprisingly well for a whole year. They move out of the tiny “apartment” into a slightly less tiny apartment. They continue to spoon; they become spooning masters; they are the gods of spooning. Stiles gets the best sleep of his life, and so does Derek. The non-sleeping aspect of the whole dating thing takes a bit more time to iron out, sure, but they get there. Slowly but surely, they figure out how to hold hands on the couch while watching Netflix without getting weird about it. They figure out, to their mutual relief, that endearments weird them both out, but there are other little things they both like even if they’d never admit it on pain of death, such as forehead kisses. They figure out how to do the whole shower sex thing without serious injury. Stiles also finds out Derek is awesome at cooking, when he can be assed to do it. Stiles figures out a lot of very creative ways to motivate him.  

All in all, awesome.

Then…. well, then It happens.

It’s been about a year and three months when, one day, Stiles happens to see Derek coming out of a jewelry store.

He wasn’t following Derek or anything, he wants the record to be very clear on that; it’s just, they were going to meet up at the Chinese restaurant on the corner for dinner, and Stiles got there early. Usually Stiles doesn’t arrive early anywhere ever, but this time one of his classes got canceled at the last minute and he suddenly had all this spare time, and so he went ahead and snagged them a table at the restaurant.

That’s where he is when it happens, just people-watching out the window and contemplatively sipping his oolong. That’s when the door to the jewelry store across the street opens and Derek comes out, head down, busy tucking a suspicious little black box into his inner jacket pocket, and Stiles spits out his tea all over the table because what the fuck.

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Cosplayer AU cot’d

Yuuri attends Otakon every year after that, in handmade costumes that he never enters. Not even for hall contest judging. He notes times and dates for group photoshoots for the popular series and blends into them, not ever trying to stick out.

He learns more and more, taking sewing courses as electives in high school to get better and improve. They let him bring his cosplays for his projects, his teacher always so intrigued by the reference photos.

In an art class, he meets a boy named Phichit. Phichit is like, insane, at sculpting, casting, and even welding. He’s also super into anime and manga, and he begins attending Otakon with Yuuri when they get old enough to drive themselves. They spend their weekends together crafting—Phichit makes the props, Yuuri sews the outfits. 

It’s a great partnership, and they start getting noticed by the community.

When they turn 17, they enter the hall contest for the first time as Kurogane and Fai D. Flowright from TRC. It’s an image CLAMP made for Chapter 204—they’re in outfits based on historical samurai gear. Phichit cafted the bow, sword, and armor, while Yuuri sewed and styled the wigs. 

“Stop panicking,” Phichit says with a poke as they wait their turn.

“I’m fine,” Yuuri fires back.

They’re close enought to see the judges—and…oh god. One of them is Chris Giacometti, who is mostly a photographer now. One is Mila Babicheva, who was on their WCS team the year before with Sara Crispino. They won the Brother prize, which they said was pleasing. 

The third is Yuuri’s idol, his raison d’etre for this hobby, why he can sew and style fake hair like it’s his job.

He cut his hair last year to the chagrin of the community, saying he wanted to branch out away from the light haired pretty boys with long locks after he did the Yoshitaka Amano version of Vampire Hunter D. Here he sits dressed as Nagisa Kaworu in his full plugsuit. 

Yuuri isn’t fond of Shinji, but he’s never wished to cosplay him more.

Phichit digs his knuckles into Yuuri’s back, forcing him to the table.

Chris raises an eyebrow—he’s in a comfortable outfit, undoubtedly changing for the masquerade, and he has glasses on. Mila is Fujiko Mine. “So,” begins, “KuroFai. Can we see your references?”

Phichit hands her a binder. It’s not just references—it’s progress shots of all the construction with them visibly in frame so there’s no doubt about the construction. The judges make various impressed murmurs. 

“May I see your seams?” Victor asks with a smile. He has red contacts in, and it’s not bad, but Yuuri’s seen him pictures out of cosplay with his natural eye color. It’s a lot prettier.

Yuuri holds out the long sleeve, turning it inside out. Victor runs his fingers over it with a serious look in his eyes. He turns back to Yuuri and he stares a little too long before smiling. “Your work is lovely…almost completely perfect. Are you at FIDM or FIT? Oh wait—you must go to SCAD of course!”

“Uh,” Yuuri begins. “I’m a high school senior. I just take a lot of home ec.”

Victor’s eyes widen. “High school?” 

Mila and Chris both look at them with greater interest. 

Phichit takes over with a bright grin and the V sign. “Yup! We graduate right before next year’s con! We spent all year on these, though, because we figured better to do it well than to rush! Plus sourcing the fabrics was a pain, ask Yuuri!”

“Um, well,” Yuuri coughs. “Mood sells online. So it’s not…not terrible? And we went to Rockville to G Street…they had good choices, too.”

“G Street is where I go,” Victor says with a grin. “Love them. On a first name basis with the entire staff. Take classes sometimes…curious I’ve never come across you!” He bites his bottom lip while looking at Yuuri, then he recalls Phichit is his partner. “Either of you.”

Chris snorts and gives Victor the sideye over Mila. Mila shakes her head, then turns back to her job. “May I?” she asks. Phichit hands her the bow. “Hm, surprisingly unburdensome,” she begins as she touches it. “No visible lines or seams, flawless paint…you spent hours sanding this, didn’t you?”

“I marathoned Champloo,” Phichit admits with a shrug. “Twice.”

Chris laughs, heartily and happily. “Yeah, you know, when I made my Kefka, I went through a few seasons of Yu Yu Hakusho.”

Phichit laughs. “Then you get me!”

Mila laughs too, but Victor’s eyes haven’t strayed from Yuuri. Yuuri notices, and gives him a quizzical look that may be slightly bitchy since he flies blind in costume. “Do you have a social media account or webpage?” Victor asks. 

“Uh—no,” Yuuri manages. “This is the first one I’m proud of, honestly.”

“You should, I’d like to see more of your work,” Victor says as he checks the entry form. He scans it and sees their names with their characters. “Katsuki Yuuri,” he reads.

Phichit is giving him a look but Yuuri flushes and nods. “Um, yes. That’s me. We’ll set up a site…soon. Um…”

A volunteer taps Victor and points at the ten or so entrants behind them. “Oh! Yes!” Victor grins. “Well, thank you both.”

“Thank you,” Mila and Chris chime in unison.

“Thank YOU,” Phichit replies as he bodily steers Yuuri away. He gives Yuuri a judgmental raised eyebrow that Yuuri pretends he doesn’t see.

They went to the Starbucks on the third floor of the convention center and wait in the hellish line for cold drinks. They’ve barely paid and had their first sips when an excitable boy with a DSLR screams and runs to them. The boy has blonde and red dyed hair and he insists on doing a photoshoot right that second on the garden and fountain area of the BCC. 

It takes like…elventy hours and others take their pictures too in various fighting stances. (A few ask for…pandering shots, but since Phichit and Yuuri can read search results for Kuro and Fai, they anticipated this. Somewhat awkward since just buds, but not a shock.)

When the light fades, they head to the Pratt Street Pavilion and eat a nice (they’re kids) dinner at the Cheesecake Factory. Yuuri almost drowns in cucumber lemonade and Phichit insists on them sharing their cheesecakes. 

They manage to get back in time for the Masquerade and they get decent seats. A lot of the skits are okay, some are outright just awful, but there’s no clear perfection like when Victor competed. Yuuri reminds himself of his goal—Best in Show at Otakon, just like Victor. 

He’s not there yet, but he will be.

Halftime happens, and the music video winners are shown. Then it’s time for the Hall Contest winners. Yuuri’s palms and forehead drip sweat. Phichit holds his hand, no less nervous than Yuuri but better at pretending otherwise.

Kids then novices, which is their category, and nothing. Journeymen, Master. Best of Friday, Best of Saturday. Nothing. Yuuri and Phichit exchange sad looks, but they don’t complain. They’re smart—next time, they’ll do better.

Victor takes the mic. “Best of the Weekend was something special, especially for first time entrants! Everything was flawless from the sewing to the prop making…entry number #53, Kurogane and Fai from Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles!”

Yuuri freezes like a statue as Phichit jumps up with a loud shout. He tries to drag Yuuri to the stage, but Yuuri can’t budge. “Dude,” Phichit says. with disbelief all over his face.

“Oh!” Yuuri realizes. He stumbles, and they walk up the stage stairs. Flashbulbs blind both of them as they’re given room to pose for photographs. Occasionaly they change position, and it ultimately lasts a solid ten minutes. Phichit accepts the trophy and prizes with a bright grin, shaking the hand of each judge. 

Yuuri almost forgets himself, and follows suit. “Good job,” Mila says with a grin, now dressed as Hyakurin from Blade of the Immortal.

“Well done!” adds Chris with a big pat on his shoulder. Chris is Saya from Blood+. It’s a good look.

Victor is Sebastian from Black Butler, and Yuuri swallows. Victor’s eyes light up, and instead of a handshake, he pulls Yuuri into a hug. “I want to see what you do next,” he whispers. 

Yuuri’s cheeks turn red, and he clears his throat. “Okay.”

Victor’s smile fills the room, and it’s all Yuuri sees, even on the drive home as Phichit talks a mile a minute about how next time they’ll go even bigger.

{Special} College!AU Jooheon
  • major: accounting
  • minor: music technology/digital music production 
  • sports: said he’d try out for fencing because of his friend jackson but completely forgot about it,,,,,,,,,even though jackson texted him like 405282 times 
  • clubs: joined a movie club which is essentially like a book club but you all gather, pick a movie, and watch it. jooheon has picked pulp fiction like five times because he still doesn’t get the majority of what was happening in that movie,,,,,,,,,, 
  • if you’ve ever seen those memes about super stressed college students just laying down asleep in the library surrounded by unfinished homework, candy wrappers, and highlighters,,,,,,,,,,that is jooheon
  • if you look closely enough you’ll all see the light in his eyes is gone, his soul has left his body. left the library. left the campus. left this atmosphere.
  • and it is all because of his major,,,,,,,,,,,,which he hates,,,,,,,,,because accounting is just mathematics and droned out professors who sound like they’re saying the same thing over and over and over again
  • and jooheon has thought of bludgeoning himself with his auditing textbook on multiple occasions because,,,,,,,,everything is pain. College is Terrible
  • and all of his friends are like,,,,,bro you’re dragging yourself into a black hole just switch. changkyun is always like “look at me, i love my major because it’s interesting - you look like you haven’t slept in four days and i think your business tax homework is stuck onto your back with some gum.”
  • jooheon with bags under his eyes: i haven’t slept in four days. i haven’t eaten a decent meal in a week. and no changkyun, it isn’t “stuck” to me. my backpack is too full so im being innovative 
  • like it’s not even that he doesn’t study,,,,it’s just it’s so bland and boring of a subject that he can’t even motivate himself to apply what he’s learned
  • shownu literally had to come to his class once and pick up a passed out jooheon ,,,,,,,, it’s a Mess
  • the thing jooheon is really interested in is music,,,,,and he’s friends with a lot of the music majors so he gets to use their equipment and stuff if he asks
  • and like,,,,,,he wants to produce songs. and he has,,,,,,,,it’s just that no one knows it’s him
  • he has a soundcloud and every now and then he’ll drop a link to it on the student resource page and like,,,,,,,,,,it’s really popular
  • he publishes them under the fake name h*ney and any of his singles will go viral through school and be played at every dorm party on campus
  • even got off campus when someone tweeted that they were playing a h*ney song at this club that they were at and when jooheon saw he almost fell off his chair because??????? woah people really like what he does
  • but he knows a future with music is practically impossible, plus his own parents don’t know he took the production major as a minor because they’d be totally against it
  • and it sucks to feel like you’re being pulled in two directions; one toward what you really love, and one toward whats best for your future
  • like,,,,,not even his close friends know he’s actually h*ney and minhyuk’s literally always talking about how much he loves the songs and so is changkyun and even picky kihyun,,,,,,,
  • it’s like he’s living a double life LOL and jooheon wishes he could just be himself,,,,but it’s hard when he’s in class and the other accounting majors are all competing with each other for internships at huge companies and trash talking arts majors
  • i mean he already doesn’t really fit in perfectly,,,,,,,jooheon is much more social than a lot of people in his classes and he goes out on the weekends with wonho and minhyuk and sometimes he’ll crack jokes in class and the serious, no-fun students are just like “did you do the homework? what did you get on the midterm? are you working anywhere right now, i just got a job as a lackey at a bank-”
  • and so even with his grades slipping, jooheon knows that he’s never going to be an accountant, work in a bank, like the thought is so????? not him?????????
  • but all he does to deal with it is like,,,,,,work on his music even though he gets nothing in return because of his anonymity
  • and you,,,,,,,unlike jooheon who has a major he hates,,,,,,are undecided
  • and you’ve spent most of college taking random classes and not finding anything that interests you in the least and like it SUCKS
  • because everyone has a plan and you’re kinda like,,,,,,,,shrugging your shoulders because your friend looks at your schedule and is like ?? physics lab??????? international dance???? gender in the eighteenth century???? microeconomics????
  • and you’re just on your phone scrolling through texts or whatever shrugging your shoulders like yeah,,,idk,,,i can’t make up my mind
  • and you actually have microeconomics with jooheon and you sit next to each other in the lecture hall
  • which,,,,,is hilarious because out of all the people there you two have literally zero clue about what is going on because???? microeconomics,,,,,,,,,,,,,,doesn’t make sense to you guys
  • and instead of paying attention and studying you always fall asleep with your headphones on and jooheon has had to get into the habit of nudging you awake if the teacher comes by or there’s homework being passed out
  • and one day,,,, you have your earphones on as usual and you’re blasting the new song by h*ney,,,,and jooheon can hear it you’re listening to it so loud
  • and,,,,he just can’t help but smile to himself because,,,,,,,you don’t even know it but you’re sitting right next to the composer of that song
  • but also right before class ends everyone gathers around to talk about the final and you take your headphones out and you’re like,,,,,,,oh shit,,,,,the final
  • and jooheon is like,,,,,,,,we gotta get notes from someone fast or else we’ll both flunk and you agree but when you ask around most of the students either don’t have organized notes to give out or,,,,,you know,,,,just don’t want to
  • even though you and jooheon pull together a grand total of $22.47 as an offering ,,,, but you realize really fast you and jooheon are royal,,,,totally,,,,,Screwed
  • the both of you sitting on a bench on campus with your head in your hands until you sit up and you’re like “well,,,,,if we fail we fail,,,,not much we can do now. except-”
  • and jooheon turns to see you smirking and he’s like ???? and you’re like “wanna go party our misery away?” and he perks up because oh,,,, now that might make him feel better and you’re like “there’s this place i really like in the city, i go with friends but today ill go with my,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,partner in failure of microeconomics!!”
  • and that’s how you and jooheon end up on the cramped dancefloor of a popular club amongst college students and you can tell that over half of them are doing exactly what you and jooheon are doing: trying to forget the horrors of finals
  • and you and jooheon are having a great conversation on just how much college really stinks
  • jooheon spilling his hatred out for his major while you laugh and tell him at least he has a major,,,,,you’re just floating through completely unaware of what to pick
  • and you’re both shaking your heads with sighs until suddenly the song changes to h*ney’s new song and you light up and you’re like jOOHEON,,,,THIS SONG IS MY FAVORITE and it jusT CAME OUT h*ney really outdid himself this time,,,,,
  • and jooheon watches as you dance a little to the song and he has to take a sip of his drink in order not to break out into a grin
  • because again,,,,,you don’t know he’s h*ney
  • but you look cute,,, enjoying his music,,,,,,and jooheon realizes there’s a reason he loves music and not accounting,,,,,he loves it because it makes other people happy
  • like in this moment there’s a hundred or more other people here,,,young good looking people,,,,,but you somehow hold jooheon’s attention because of how genuinely you’re enjoying his music,,,something he created,,,,
  • and nothing has ever overcome jooheon like right now because suddenly he wants to tell you ,,,,, only you,,,,,,his secret
  • and he reaches out to take your hand and you’re like ????? and he’s like “im going to tell you something but you need to keep it a secret.” and you’re like ??????? sure????
  • and he’s like follow me, ill tell you but i think i need to show you so you’ll believe it
  • and you’re walking behind jooheon and instead of going toward the subway back to campus he’s telling you to come with him on the bus 
  • and before you know it you’re in front of an apartment building and jooheon is like “,,,,,you know how im an accounting major right? well im also,,,,,into making music. you might know some of my music,,,.”
  • you tilt your head in wonder because???? how could you know his music you’ve never heard of an artist named jooheon before
  • but when you step inside to the small apartment, turned into a mini recording studio jooheon starts up his computer and he’s like “here - tell me if this sounds familiar”
  • and the minute you hear it the minute you realize,,,,,jooheon,,,,,,is h*ney
  • and you’re like HOLY HELL NO WAY and jooheon is slightly embarrassed by your shocked expression but he’s like iT’s true,,,,h*ney is my side project and stage name
  • and you’re like oh mY GOD im in a room with a LEGEND DUDE YOURE A LEGEND ON CAMPUS 
  • and jooheon shrugs, but the compliments make him feel really proud
  • and you’re like “oh my god oh my g OD,,,,,,,,,do you have anything you’re working on???? id love to hear it???????” and jooheon nods excitedly and sits down to start opening up some samples
  • and you literally spend the next two hours going through all of the stuff jooheon is working on and him just telling you about how h*ney came to be, how he learned to sing and rap and produce
  • and you’re in awe,,,,you’re like jooheon you’re amazing,,,,,,god why are you even an accounting major???? music is your talent????
  • and you get up and tell jooheon to play that one song you really liked and you just,,,,dance because it’s so good it’s impossible to hold still
  • and you outstretch your arm for jooheon and he’s turning red like,,,ah i couldn’t,,,,dance to my oWN song,,,,,
  • but you pull him up anyway and even in the tight space,,,, with snack wrappers and magazines all over the floor,,,, you and jooheon dance to the song
  • and jooheon,,,,,,for a moment he swears when he looks at you it’s like he’s seeing you in slow motion
  • your hair hitting your face as you twist back and forth
  • the way your mouth is open just ajar, eyes sparkling with something he’s never seen before
  • and jooheon doesn’t believe in love at first sight or whatever,,,,because he’s seen you enough in class,,,,,,but there’s something about you,,,,,something that draws him in
  • so much so that he shared his bIGGEST secret with you,,,,,,
  • and when you both realize it’s like wayyyy past curfew you decide you’ll just go back to campus in the morning and jooheon pulls out the inflatable mattress he has and lets you take it and he falls asleep in his computer chair
  • but it’s cute when you wake up you’re just like WOW you’re h*ney i still can’t believe it,,,,,
  • but jooheon shrugs and is like “it’s true” and as you’re getting coffee before heading back to school you’re like “oh! by the way - i promise i won’t tell anyone,,, you want to keep it a secret right?” and jooheon nods and you’re like well,,,,,,you have my promise
  • and  jooheon thanks you and you tell him you’ll see him in microeconomics for that final you’re both gonna cry during
  • and jooheon is like waving,,,,but for some reason with you gone it feels,,,,empty,,,,,
  • and throughout the day he keeps thinking about how happy you had gotten listening to his music,,,,,,how apparently a lot of people get happy listening to his music
  • and everytime he’d look down at his accounting textbooks,,,,,,he could just feel that this wasn’t for him
  • and so,,,,,,, at the end of the day he decides he’s going to switch
  • and when microeconomics class comes around and you’re like heY ready to die jooheon tells you his decision and you’re like!!!!!!!! dude im so happy for you!!!!!! 
  • and he’s like,,,,,,,,it’s thanks to you,,,,,and you’re like mE??? and he’s like you made me see that music has the benefit of making someone feel something,,,,,i can’t do that with accounting
  • and you’re like flushing a bit because oh,,, you didn’t know you had such an impact but you’re happy you could help!! and jooheon turns to look athis paper but he’s like
  • before the test starts–after,,,do you wanna,,,,,,grab something to eat??
  • and you’re like,,,, as a oh-shit-we-failed-this-final kind of hang out or,,, a date??
  • and jooheon swallows and lowers his eyes but then he’s like “,,,,,like a date” and you feel your stomach do a little flip but you’re like ok!!!! deal
  • tldr; you and jooheon go on that date and it’s,,,,,fun you guys have a similar taste in music and you want to hear jooheon tell you more about his future plans 
  • but at the end,,,,when you’re doing circles around campus jooheon stops and goes “you helped me find what i want to do,,,,i want to help you too.”
  • and you’re like idk if you can,,,,,im still undecided,,,,,and jooheon sadly nods but he’s like “for now all i can offer is this,,,” and you’re like ? and he leans down to softly kiss your cheek and you’re like oh,,,,well,,,,,,,ill gladly take it,,,,,,,,,,,,again,,,,kiss me again
  • and jooheon is like on the cheek?? and you’re like nope, on the lips please (-: 
  • but jooheon is serious on helping you he gets together a bunch of his friends from different majors to talk with you and you’re like jooheon please it’s ok,,, but he’s like i want to help,,,,,,
  • you start spending more time with jooheon at his little studio and you’re always the first one to hear a h*ney song before it goes out
  • and you’re always hyping up his music because it’s SO GOOD seriously he could make money off producing
  • and jooheon never gets used to having someone stand beside him and praise him but he loves it even more because it’s you,,,,
  • his friend kihyun keeps demanding to know why you and jooheon keep going into the city together so much and you’re both like uMM,,,,,,,,for a group project,,,,,,,,,yeah,,,,,there’s a cafe there,,,,,,,we gtg,
  • and you like being the only one who knows jooheon is h*ney but also you keep encouraging him to maybe go public one day 
  • because that means???? other musicians can contact him???
  • but for now everytime you guys hangout at the club you hear a song and you just knowingly grin at each other
  • jooheon,,,,when he hears a song he likes sends it to you 
  • he makes playlists regularly and you listen to them whenever you miss him
  • you posted a photo on instagram of h*ney’s new soundcloud single and jooheon commented: oh! you’re a h*ney fan? 
  • and you rolled your eyes because REALLY so you replied with ‘he’s my ideal type, are you jealous?’
  • to which minhyuk replied: OH SICK BURN JOOHEON REST IN PEACE
  • you and jooheon both passing out at the library instead of studying until you get kicked out for taking up space and end up cuddled in each others arms in his dorm complaining about how college is hard and you should have both stayed kids instead LOL 
  • whenever jooheon overdoes it,,,,which he does a lot he stays up literally three nights in a row to work on a song,,,,,you have to come over and distract him with kisses
  • at some points you even have to sit in his lap and just use one hand to turn off the computer monitor and the other hand to go up jooheon’s shirt 
  • and he whines about the song he was working on but the whines turn into low moans soon enough and yes now you’ve got his attention (-;
  • but his friends are all super thankful to you because fINALLY jooheon isn’t torturing himself with accounting
  • you guys literally shred all of his homework once he officially switches majors. you also wanted to do a ritual burning of his textbooks but you were like wait no let’s sell them instead
  • jooheon: good idea. you’re so smart. i love you so much,,,,,
  • also not to mention but jooheon is the sweetest boyfriend he’ll buy you flowers randomly and give them to you after class
  • or he’ll do small gestures that actually mean a lot like he knows you forget your charger so he buys one that fits your phone to carry with him,,,,,,bought you a plush bee and was like you’re my bumblebee and im you’re honey!~~~~~
  • does horribly cringe worthy aegyo to get you to pay attention to him when you’re on your phone
  • but you still think it’s cute because you end up giving in and smothering him in kisses
  • you go to movie club with him once and instead of watching the movie you cuddle and try to throw popcorn into jooheon’s mouth and everyone is like ahEM PDA
  • and you’re like yes pda? i love my boyfriend????
  • you explain to jooheon what pulp fiction is really about and he’s like oh ,,,,,,my god
  • you share earphones whenever you guys take the train together,,,,,it’s really cute,,,,,,,
  • you both did fail your microeconomics final like you predicted,,,,,,,,but it was ok because it was microeconomics that brought you two together,,,,,
  • but you two also totally ripped the final apart in anger and then made out for a good half hour to cope,,,,,,,,LOL

college!vixx (here) & college!bts (here) & college!seventeen (here)

find special college!amber (here) / special college!KARD (here)

find special college!monsta x (here) & special college!got7 (here)

and please look forward to more special college!aus!


“Like elder brother and younger brother”

(Shoma and Keiji’s interview in Quadruple 2017 Extra magazine. Thanks to @chestnutskating for the scans!)

Shoma Uno and Keiji Tanaka have been leading Japanese men’s figure skating since they were juniors, and they finished gold and silver at this season’s Japanese Nationals. Their joint interview became a reality after they finished their segments at Worlds. We got a sneak peak into the 19 and 23 year olds’ raw, true selves which we do not get to see most of the time.

– Well done at the World Championships. Were you in the same room this time?

K + S: Nope, we weren’t.

S: We haven’t roomed together much since we became seniors right?

K: Nope, not normally.

– You roomed together frequently when you were juniors.

S: Yep, that’s right.

K: We did room a lot when we were juniors.

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Summary: A bachelorette party scavenger hunt forces the reader to approach the hottest guy she sees at the mall…

warnings: none, just fluff

word count: ~1900

You walked quickly into the shopping mall, your giggling friends surrounding you.  Damn them and their bachelorette party games.

You were a bridesmaid for one of your best friends from college, Katie, who you were really glad hadn’t picked you to be her maid of honor because frankly, you weren’t one to plan a bachelorette party.  She’d chosen one of your other best friends Rachel to take the all-important position, and now you were seriously regretting it.

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Hogwarts AU headcannons

Hinata: Gryffindor. Pureblood. He plays quidditch and is a seeker because he’s super fast. His literal life goal is to play at the quidditch World Cup someday. Has a pet cat named snitch. Has to go to yachi for tutoring because he doesn’t keep up with his studies. Patronus is a lion.

Kageyama: Slytherin. Muggle born. Plays quidditch and is also a seeker. Needs to beat that dumbass Hinata. Also he’s really good at potions and is addicted to butterbeer. He doesn’t have many friends but sometimes he hangs out with Hinata. (It’s a secret) patronus is a crow.

Tsukishima: Ravenclaw. Pureblood. Plays quidditch as a chaser. Literally always has straight A’s but never studies. People mistake him to be a Slytherin. He is very intimidating. Patronus is a snake.

Yamaguchi: Ravenclaw. Half-blood. Doesn’t play quidditch but goes to literally every game to cheer for Tsukki. Loves herbology and care of magical creatures. Ends up being a prefect and then head boy. Patronus is a horse.

Daichi: Gryffindor. Pureblood. Team captain for the quidditch team and plays beater. He’s super popular. Also he has a pet owl and it’s the most beautiful thing ever? Totally competed in the tri-wizard tournament but he didn’t win lol. He becomes an auror after he graduates. Patronus is a stag.

Suga: Slytherin. Half-blood. High-key in love with Gryffindor’s captain. Is prefect then eventually head boy. Tries his hardest to make friends with everyone he meets and wants everyone to know that Slytherin’s aren’t evil. Ends up becoming the actual minister of magic one day. Patronus is an owl.

Asahi: Hufflepuff. Pureblood. Honestly the sweetest guy ever?? Everyone looks up to him. Plays quidditch as a beater. Also he helps tutor other students on the weekends when there aren’t any games. Patronus is a hare.

Nishanoya: Gryffindor. Half-blood. Plays as keeper for the quidditch team. Pulls huge pranks on all of the professors and other students. Literally the only reason gryffindor loses house points. Patronus is a cat.

Tanaka: Gryffindor. Pureblood. Pulls pranks with Noya but he’s never the one to get in trouble rip. Is ‘in love’ with a new girl almost every week. Defense against the dark arts is his favorite class. Patronus is a wolf.

Kiyoko: Ravenclaw. Half-blood. SUPER popular but super shy. Actual fan girl of so many things?? She also has a really fluffy cat. Patronus is a swan.

Yachi: Hufflepuff. Muggle born. Honestly she’s so good at magic. 10/10 wish they could pick up spells as fast as she can. She becomes the actual headmaster of Hogwarts one day. Her patronus is a squirrel.


AU - The Legends girls as city roommates with 0 direction and too many cropped shirts (multi/poly)

Kendra- barista, has yet to hit caffeine threshold, everyone falls in love with her, has like 3 boyfriends and a sara and really doesn’t give a flip. sings and plays the guitar and should probably try to do something with it but whatever

Sara- teaches karate to kids and competes on the weekends, sleeps in kendra’s bed more than she sleeps in her own, once met sebastian stan in a starbucks and stole his drink from the bar, is no longer allowed on the roof for obvious reasons

Amaya- the new girl who brought her cat, fat pumpkin, instagram model, really too classy for this mess, lies to her mom on the phone about her roommates, can’t tell kendra’s white boyfriends apart, borrows clothes but always washes and returns them, regrets joining the groupchat

Let me elaborate from the previous post.

You see, Lionsgate produces movies and distributes them in US, Canada, and UK. The rest of the world? They sale the rights to other local distribution companies to do promotion and sale them to theaters to show their movies. This is basically why Lionsgate has the tendency to have (mostly) bomb after bomb and yet the company is still very much alive. You see how each year they make a crappy low budget animated movie that comes out in January? Norm of the North, Alpha & Omega, Rock Dog, to name a few, all bombs, and yet they got profit out of all them. Why? Because from selling the international distribution rights they practically recovered the budget and they get nothing but profit afterwards. On the meanwhile, the small local distributors get a quick profit for a movie they didn’t payed that much and they hardly promoted. Is a win-win.

It’s because of this form of distribution Power Rangers is failing internationally. Take for instance in my country, Mexico. In the opening weekend the movie was #1 at the mexican box-office. This was while having less screens than Beauty and the Beast (which already had a week in theaters), it’s major competitor that weekend. And yet, by the next weekend, it was in less screens than newcomer Ghost in the Shell AND B&tB. Why? Because whatever incentives the big companies offered the theaters, it was something the small local company couldn’t compete with. The local distributor, however, already received their profit, and Lionsgate doesn’t get much from international box-office anyway. This applies to pretty much any part of the world, having irregular distribution and promotion from country to country.

And how does this applies to Power Rangers and why buying toys would help much more guarantee a sequel?

Well, you see, Power Rangers is obviously a much bigger than most of Lionsgate’s films. They really wanted this to be their big franchise after Hunger Games, and even though it doesn’t look like it, Lionsgate has been receiving nothing but profit since day 1. Between the sale of distribution rights, canadian tax incentives, that Saban/Toei put part of the money, and whatever quantity (spoilers?) Krispy Kreme paid, despite the $110m budget, what LG truly invested into making the movie would be around 25-30m. So they practically recovered their investment since opening day!

“So this means we are getting a sequel? :D”

Calm down. No, it doesn’t. Again, Lionsgate, really wanted this to be their very own entry into the superhero movie bandwagon, and they really wanted this to be their new moneymaker since HG, since the Divergent series couldn’t live up to that (add those to the list of films with so-so box-office to outright bombs, and yet they still made sequels and they’re currently making a tv series). And even thought they probably won’t receive the money they wanted, there is a second party here that could push them into making at least one sequel: Saban/Toei.

As meanwhile Lionsgate keeps most of the box-office profit, Saban/Toei get their profit from merchandise. If they get more than enough from toy sales, they WILL push for a sequel, either with or without Lionsgate (granted, Lionsgate is the only one who would make such a gamble, so they’re the sure bet). Truth is, that is Saban’s/Toei’s true money maker, toys. For Power Rangers -and it’s sister series, Super Sentai- ratings are pretty much irrelevant, toy sales is what keeps those series alive (in particularly SS has had some serious decline and their movies aren’t exactly hits, but toy sales are always hot).

And yeah, I know toys are expensive, but if you could get something, you’ll help more the chances of a sequel than going to watch it again this weekend.

(Although form what I’ve seen the toys are not that much expensive from a movie ticket in US? I saw someone posting their ticket and it was $16?! What the fuck? Checking the Toys R Us website a toy is $8, so it’s cheaper than going to the movies, the fuck? In Mexico it’s $6, $10 tops if you go to a premium theater, what the fuck is wrong with american ticket prices, what the f)

Although, the most important thing is…

Keep this movie alive.

By that, I mean, keep it relevant. When it’s home released, show it to anyone who enters your house. Because, if the movie gets a sequel, it will be a make it or break deal. If the sequel gets mediocre earnings, it will not get further more sequels. It needs to be a hit. And, for that we need to bring in more people to watch this one. Maybe not in theaters, but through any other way. I remember that when I entered this hellsite, Pacific Rim was very popular. One post particularly stayed with me due to how quickly irrelevant it became. It said something along the lines of wanting Pacific Rim to become the next Star Wars, with all sorts of merchandise and tie-in novels and expanded universe stuffs. But people on this place forget and move on easily. I still follow many of the the blogs from that time who reblogged that post, and yet, only a handful of them keep posting PR stuff (practically only kaiju and toku blogs that I follow keep posting PR related content semi-regularly). I wonder if op even has any PR content on their blog nowadays. Want further sequels? Then do not let that happen to Power Rangers. 


Wrestlemania weekend is here!! Two huge nights for women’s wrestling.

For the first time in history, 3 women’s titles will be up for grabs during Wrestlemania weekend, 2 of them on the main card of Wrestlemania, (yes i erased the “kickoff” from the SD Women’s title match render!), marking the first time in history that 2 women’s titles are being contested for at Wrestlemania!! Asuka looks to retain the NXT Women’s Championship against Ember Moon, Bayley defends the Raw Women’s Championship against Sasha Banks, Charlotte and Nia Jax, while Alexa Bliss defends the SD Women’s Championship against Mickie James, Becky Lynch, Carmella, Naomi, Natalya, and maybe some surprise entrants to the match.

At the same time Nikki Cross and Ruby Riot, making her in-ring debut, will compete in a 8-person mixed tag team match at NXT Takeover: Orlando, while Nikki Bella and Maryse compete in a 4-person mixed tag team match at Wrestlemania!! A total of 16 women will compete during Wrestlemania weekend!! 

Women’s wrestling 👏👏👏👏👏

Okay most of my salt is gone (because I’m a spiteful person and the more people say the show was awful and etc the more I gotta love it) and I did say I would be okay if the counterparts remained as one persons as long I got shenanigans so here we go:

-Yuzu (along with Serena and Rin) calls Shun big brother now. At first she’s embarrassed by this but he doesn’t mind

-When Yuya and Yuzu are separated for more than like a day and she comes back Yugo takes over and runs over to her screaming “RIIIIIINN” depending whose in control either he get slapped with a fan, kneed in the stomach, punched, or if he’s lucky and Ruri is in control he’ll actually get to hug her

-The three kiddies from Yu-Show school getting to know the counterparts and scolding people who get them wrong

-One day while Yoko gives them food Yuya and Yuzu just start crying because Yugo and Rin aren’t used to all this food

-Yuzu, Rin, and Ruri taking time to forgive Yuri and surprisingly he tries a lot to get them to be comfortable around him again

-Once when Yuto and Ruri are in control they go on a date like they use to and the rest of counterparts are like “WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?????”

-They eventually start dating and when Serena and Yuri are out it’s awkward and one time they just talked for like hours about how hard and weird this all is for them because of their upbringing and the counterparts are like ‘nooooo I’m sorry’

-Shunzo finding out which bracelet girl likes what and when that one is out he’ll make them their favorite meal and gushes over them (Shun and Shunzo have a rivalry of cheering Ruri on)

-On test days Yuya will try to get Yuri or Yuto to switch with him

-Every other weekend or smh Yuto and Ruri will go hang out with xyz gang and sometimes theyll let Yuri and Serena take control to go visit Dennis and make a proper friendship with him

-When the friendship cup is remade to not be horrible Rin and Yugo compete

-Yuzu doesn’t have the switching down like Yuya since he’s used to having his counterparts with him so like when someone scares her and she’s surprised she’ll just randomly switch between Ruri Rin or Serena

-Shingo + Yugo bromance

-They all stay at least 100 feet away from Leo because fuck him

BvS: *has 69% drop in sales for its second weekend at the box office*

Anti-DCEU and MCU fanatics: “Wow, what a flop. WB should just give up on the DCEU. They’re never going to compete with MCU [insert Martha jokes and complaints about Batman and Superman killing people here].”

One year later…

Wonder Woman: *Makes over 100 million at the box office its first weekend after everyone was so convinced it would fail. Has only a 45% drop its second weekend at the box office.*

Anti-DCEU and MCU fanatics: *Responses vary. Compliments seem back handed: “This is how a movie is done! Thank God Hack Snyder wasn’t involved. The rest of the DCEU is going to suck, though.”

Negativity is hate fueled: “It was overrated. It only got positive reviews because they didn’t want to talk badly about a woman. You know, cuz SJW’s lulz. Just wait until Spiderman comes out! On your left, DCEU!

Spiderman: Homecoming: *suffers a 62% drop in sales for its second weekend at the box office*

Anti-DCEU and MCU fanatics: “……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… but the Martha scene!”

Poker Face

As you all know, I have some very deeply rooted fantasies about Dean Ambrose and Aj Styles. I was so excited to write this and I’ve been trying to figure out how to put it together for a LONG ASS time. But here it is! Hope you like it!

Tag list: @i-kneel-for-king-loki @straight-outta-the-asylum @caramara3 @flawlessglamazon @roaring-storm @geekoftv @wrestlingbabe @justrae9903 @your-darkdiva @magical419 @tinystudentsoulus @xchrissymitchx @allthingsfandom123 @bodhi-black @shieldlovereve @ambrose-asylum-ft-mitch

Summary: You get invited to “boys night” to play poker with AJ and Dean and some of the other wrestlers on the blue team. However, when you arrive, only AJ and Dean are there, ready to play. But not poker…

WARNINGS: Smut, 3 way smut, holy shit smut. (Also I don’t really know how to play poker. I’m sorry if I wrote it terribly. Shut up, okay? @ me.)

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{ five’s company // ch. 18 }

tags:  @toonerzchatz@promisesandmore@iamnotthrowingawaymyshit@itsallexmallory@itsallexwriting@impala-moose@jaydiggs1218@fierydaemon@slightlysouless@jzzyjones​​ @wiindmill​​ @whitestorm547​​ @hamilturnt​​ @littleblue5mcdork@arostrolgy@mcgrammer15@fanagelbagel@moonchildcharm@itsareyouforreal@sweaterkitty-fluff@theoverlordofeverything@laurenshtml@lawnmowerswig@lafeyettegunsandships@silvershadow56@goldensabriel​  @kanadianwithashippingproblem​ @picklessfights@hamiltrash-life@sadeyestommo@dont-be-petty-be-peggy@thedevilopposedmyaddictions@chipslaylove​  @spacenerd3@onelastfic@zappyheart@mycroftswife@hamrevolution@alienboymax​  @kbgw1233-blog@pretztato-cake@aprilyn 

t/w: minor character death, some cursing

a/n: i will get better at updating i promise lol feel free to yell at me again. this one is very long so enjoy!

special thanks to @patron-saintof-sluts​ . jai, thank you for helping me figure this out. you’re amazing! i love you a ton. 

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When Martha called Hercules asking for a dress, he assumed it was for another gala. He assumed it was for another ball or dinner of some sorts. Maybe Mr. Washington was announcing that he would be running for president. He had heard Alexander talking about it once. Or maybe he was speaking at a convention at New York. 

 When Martha called Hercules, she asked that the dress be black. He was confused, but didn’t decline. If she wanted a black dress, he’d make her a black dress. Martha wasn’t the type of person to be unsure about anything. The Washingtons were headstrong and determined people, so he didn’t question it. It wasn’t a mistake or a slip of the tongue. He just knew that he should get started right away. 

He’d made wedding dresses for blushing brides. He’d made graduation dresses for promising students, but this was a first. 

 He didn’t realize he was making a dress for the funeral for her husband. When he heard the news, it made the dress harder to finish. 

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Auston Matthews #3 - It Takes Two

Originally posted by hockeyfanatique

A/N- Hey everybody! sorry for the mini hiatus: i was competing at a regatta this weekend so I didn’t have any wifi but I’m back! This also means that I spent a really long time on a bus so I got some good writing done. I want to post two more today but we will see how my homework goes… Kisses!

for the anon request: Can you do an imagine with Auston where you have a pregnancy scare but when you find out you’re really not pregnant Auston starts to talk about your future together? I love your writing btw💗

(love you boo!)


“God damn it” you muttered to yourself. Never in your life did you think that you would resent going to the bathroom and not seeing that you had started your period. Every other girl in the world dreads the moment when they go the bathroom and see that their time of the month has come but currently you were three weeks late for yours and starting to panic a little bit. 

You had been dating Auston Matthews for just over a year, which isn’t an insignificant amount of time, but having a kid together at this stage, hell no. You hadn’t even talked about kids yet, and you had just made plans to move in together at the end of this month when the lease on your current place is up. Not to mention that Auston is a young professional athlete who definitely wants to enjoy his youth instead of have to all of the sudden be responsible for a child. You splashed your face to try and pull yourself together and had to stifle a laugh at the thought that Auston and Nikita Zaitsev could form their very own “kids with kids” club on the Leafs. 

Okay no, you thought to yourself, it’s time to be an adult and just go buy a pregnancy test and deal with the result. You sighed once more and stepped out of the bathroom to be confronted by the one-and-only with his nose in your fridge, obviously raiding it for something to eat. 

“Aus, what are doing here? You really need to learn how to go grocery shopping like an adult.” you rolled your eyes. 

He looked back at you with a sheepish smile on his face, “But its so much easier to just come over here. Plus, it gives me an excuse to see my beautiful girl.” he walked towards you and wrapped you up in his arms and pressed a kiss to your forehead. 

You bit your lip and worried it between your teeth, debating about whether or not you should tell Aus about your concern or don’t bother him with it until you know the results. 

“What are you thinking about?” he asked with a quizzical look on his face.

“Oh, nothing. Just, I don’t know.. nothing you need to worry about.” God, you were such a bad liar. 

He simply raised his eyebrow at you suspiciously, but decided not to press you any further on that subject. “Do you want to go out for lunch? Maybe to that burger place you love around the corner?”

You sighed, “Sorry Aus, I’d love to but I have to run a really important errand.” At least that was half-true. But the real motivation was the fact that not even your favourite meal in the world could appease the sick feeling of dread you had in your stomach right now. 

Your refusal must have really clued Auston in that something must not be right because he asked you with concern laced all over his features, “Are you sure you are okay? You never say no to burgers.”

“Yeah I’m fine I just really have to get some stuff done.” you said and went to grab your keys, “Come on, I’ll drop you off at Mitch’s and I’ll see you tomorrow okay?” you said as you pushed him out of your apartment with you. 

“(Y/N), you are making me really worried. Why are you trying to get rid of me? You aren’t cheating on me are you?” he asked desperately as if he just realized that could happen. 

“What?  No! Auston, no I am not cheating on you. I just have to go to the store to get some important stuff that I can’t tell you about right now but I promise I will later.” 

Auston still didn’t seem convinced but he walked with you down to your car but didn’t get in. “I’m just going to go back to my place then.” he explained when you looked at him expectantly. You watched as he walked away from your car, shoulders hunched, face turned towards the ground with an expression of half-confusion, half-hurt on his face and you wanted to punch yourself for making him feel this way instead of just being honest with him. Whatever, you thought, let’s just get this over with. 


You are not a very religious person, but in this moment, you found yourself praying to any and all higher powers out there to make you not pregnant. You had bought three different brands of pregnancy tests and used all of them before setting a timer and waiting for the results. To take your mind off of it, you started to get dinner ready but you couldn’t focus on anything except for the anxiety and anticipation building in your stomach. After what felt like an eternity, the alarm on your phone went off and you sprinted into the bathroom. You checked the first one and your shoulders loosened when you saw the negative sign. Though, you could hear the warning voice of your high school health teacher in the back of your head saying “there is no such thing as a false positive but there can be a false negative” so you quickly checked the rest of the tests. When they all came back negative you almost jumped for joy. You put them in the garbage and went back to making dinner, now that the stress relieved, your appetite had grown exponentially and you hadn’t eaten anything all day. As you were in the middle of frying up some pierogis that you had stashed away for when you needed a pick-me up meal your front door burst open. Auston ran through your door and visibly exhaled and relaxed when he saw you cooking in the kitchen. 

“Auston, again, what are you doing?” you asked, this time a smile coming to your face. 

“Why are you doing this to me (Y/N)? You blew me off this morning and you were clearly nervous and acting suspicious about something and instead of trusting me and opening up about it you just shoved me away to go stew by myself. All day I have been coming up with worst-case scenarios in my head and I think I deserve an answer.”

“Oh honey, no. It’s okay, everything is fine now. I’m sorry I pushed you away this morning.” you went to him and wrapped your arms tightly around his torso, and knowing that he couldn’t resist both you and cheesey pierogi goodness, you asked, “Stay with me for dinner?” 

He wrapped his arms around you slightly hesitantly but then relaxed into it and placed a kiss on the top of your head, “Yeah. I’ll stay.” 

“Good.” you smiled and grabbed his hand to lead him into your kitchen. You grabbed him a glass of water and placed a wooden spoon in his hand, “Here, you keep stirring the onions and bacon so that they caramelize. I’ll whip up a salad too but I need to run to the bathroom first.” you leaned up and kissed his cheek before going off to your bathroom. 

“Thank god, finally!” you sighed when you saw that finally, your period had come. Confirmed no pregnancy! You cleaned yourself up and practically skipped back into the kitchen. 


You and Auston had made up quickly, and several hours later you were curled up on the couch together watching movies. Auston was running his hands absent-mindedly up and down your back. The movie ended and Auston excused himself to the bathroom when you went to go re-fill the popcorn bowl. When he returned, he had a happy grin on his face and wrapped his arms around your back and nuzzled into your neck as you were fussing over the popcorn. 

“You know what?” he asked into your neck 

“What’s that?”

“I was thinking about what I want to name my kids. If it was a boy, Mateo, and if it was a girl, Emma.” he said thoughtfully

“Hmm. Those are cute but, Mateo Matthews sounds kind of weird,” you laughed, “I always wanted to name my boy Hunter and I completely agree on Emma. It’s a good reference to your mom.”

“And I would definitely put them on skates as soon as they could walk,” he said decisively 

That one made you laugh “What’s with you suddenly thinking of baby names and stuff? One of the guys on the team expecting?” 

“I don’t know, you tell me.” he all but giggled with glee into where his face was pressed into you, peppering soft kisses up and down your back.

You quickly spun around, “Hold on, what?”

He let go of you quickly, “I, um, saw the tests in the garbage in the bathroom.” 

You narrowed your eyes at him in confusion until realization hit you, “Oh! No! Honey, I’m not pregnant.” 

Auston’s smile didn’t exactly falter but he did your your hands in yours, “But… you had those tests?”

“Yes, sweetie, I took them before you came and they were negative. I took them because my period was three weeks late but I ended up getting it tonight.” 

“Oh…..” he visibly exhaled and pulled you into a hug. 

“That’s why I was so nervous this morning,” you explained, pressed into his chest, “I immediately went to worst-case scenario and I didn’t want to tell you because I wasn’t sure how you were going to react. I thought that you were going to leave me and blame me for ruining your life and that I was going to be a single mom who has a kid who’s father hates him. And at best I thought that you would stick around but start to resent me for ruining your life-.” 

“-Shhh… (Y/N) stop” Auston cut you off when you started edging towards hysterical, “No (Y/N) no. I love you so much I would never do any of that. Sure, I don’t think we should be trying for a baby right now because I can barely even take care of myself right now, much less another, tiny completely dependent human being but I would never walk out on you. The first day I met you I knew that you were it for me. You are the one I want to raise a family with.”

Yup, there go the tears. You sniffled a bit and squeezed Auston tightly and he swayed you back and forth for a bit

“Besides, the blaming thing is absurd because, last time I checked, it takes two to make a baby.” he said with a hint of a tease and suggestion in his voice. 

“That it does Aus, that it does.” you laughed into his shirt.


Next up: Sebastian Aho, Girl Problems part 2

Modern 2P!Italy & 2P!Germany Headcanons

Hey my dude my guy would you mind hitting us up on some hc abt modern! hooman! Luci Gucci and bodybuilder schnitzel Lutz gutz thank you v much I would kiss you

((hAH IM TATTOOING THAT what do you mean would lets do it ;)) ;***  im gonnacombine them btw))

((this got pretty gay oops))

⦁ you bet your fucking ass they live together
⦁ you bet your fucking ass luciano tries to move out every month
⦁ lutz once burnt their front door down (nothign els??e) with a blow torch because he wanted to see if the home alone handle thing was true
⦁ lutz once went to the hospital for third degree burns because he lit a doorknob on fire because he is a S T U P I D F UC K ER
⦁ sometimes bodybuilder schnitzel lutz gutz uses luci gucci as a dumbbell and he is Not Impressed
⦁ luciano refuses to wear pants when he’s home not that lutz is complaining
-  this sometimes becomes A Problem when there are people coming over
⦁ whenever flavio comes over he tries to clean their house and it is Not Fun because Lutz is the messiest person ever adn He kNOw S WheRE EVERYTHING I s AN D NOW HE DOESN t,,,???????
⦁ luciano uses All the hot water
⦁ lutz probably has a purse and he carries little bottles of alcohol around in it
⦁ they go to the store every weekend because SOMEONE always eats the ragu out of the jar in the wee hours of the morning and doesn’t have any for the next time they have pasta
⦁ lutz has a motorcycle and luciano thinkns its the hottest thing ever
⦁ luciano has a sports care and lutz thinks it the hottest thing ever
⦁ need a mechanic? don’t call lutz, luciano is actually miraculously better?
⦁ they both get LIT when it’s FIFA time
⦁ aka they watch football religiously
⦁ luciano wants tattoos because lutz has them and he thinks they look really cool but is a weenie
⦁ they bar hop every other weekend with the rest of the axis
⦁ you bet your fucking ass the axis gets into dance and rap battles witht he allies constantly
⦁ in high school lutz was a nerd and luciano was a jock (football)/popular kid
- they totally werent making out under the bleachers between classes
⦁ luciano tried being a goalie but instantly died
⦁ lutz eventually found out he’s really good at american football but didn’t try out because he wanted to be a cheerleader instead
⦁ he also was going to try out for regular football but didn’t because he didn’t want to have to compete with luciano
⦁ flavio was on the cheer team with lutz
⦁ luciano never remembers to do the dishes and lutz ends up having to eat cereal out of his boot with saran wrap
⦁ they are both giant pranksters and are merciless
⦁ sometimes they go to walmart to fuck around with kuro
⦁ the main three axis have all gotten laid in the same hour in the same house
- it was a competition over a classified bet
- kuro won
⦁ luciano tries to teach lutz how to play poker but he can never retain the information
- he’s amazing at blackjack tho
⦁ both are lightweights and will die instantly if you give them half a shot
⦁ once they were flying to the carribbean and some how got stuck in southwest france
- they got kicked out
- of the country
- both men are no longer aloud in f r a n c e
- francois is Not Impressed
⦁ neither of them have ever heard a cow moo in real life until they were really drunk and somehow got inside of a barn across town and were protected by a cow from a duck and cried themselves to sleep in a haystack
⦁ idk man they’re so weird and gay for each other but neither knows


Why cant Marvel fans and DC fans just get along!? I’m a huuuge Marvel fan! I prefer Marvel to DC…. But, guess what!? That doesn’t mean I don’t like DC too! I saw a great movie this weekend. Went to see it twice even. Wonder Woman was a fantastic movie! I freaking loved it. But I see all this hate tossed between these two fandoms that I love and it just makes me sad.

People dismissing Wonder Woman just cause it’s DC. And people dismissing the incredibly strong women of Marvel just because their characters are on tv and not the big screen. I love the shit out of Captain America, so, I can’t tell you how happy I was to see that Chris Evans, the male lead of a competing franchise, congratulate WW for the success at the box office this weekend. But then I scroll down to see a bunch of wounded Marvel fanboys all upset that he would even dare mention DC. I also saw a post about Marvel not knowing what women are. I have five words for you people, Agents of SHIELD, Jessica Jones. Watch those and try telling me marvel doesn’t have strong female role models.

Like, I get that the two franchises are in competion with each other, and there’s nothing wrong with a healthy debate over which a fan prefers, it helps to sell more comics and tickets to the movies that way. But stop slamming others fandom, everybody derives pleasure from what they choose to watch/read, everyone connects with different characters for different reasons, so stop shaming people for which characters they enjoy, cause for all anyone knows that character helped them get through something in their life, and they shouldn’t be made to feel like shit for liking said character. If you don’t like it don’t watch it, but stop slamming it. There’s already so much negativity in the world, why waste time and energy putting more out there. Instead, how about you spread the love for what you do like over the hate over what you don’t… Life is too short to waste your energy on hate…

My aunt used to write a music review coulum for a local paper back in the late 80s and early 90s and i have some of them saved, and in one, a fan asked why she “always had possitive reviews, wasnt there music she didnt like?” To which she responed “of course there is, but i have such a limited space in the paper to write, that i’d rather be promoting the good stuff, the people i want to succeed, rather than wasting the space on promotion for stuff I didnt enjoy”. And I’ve carried that message with me throughout my life. Positivity. And no, it doesn’t always work, sometimes you can’t help but get swept up in all the negative around you… but it doesn’t hurt to try.

Maybe since we don’t really have a limited space anymore, with the internet, and we can post as much as we want as often as we want, the idea is lost, that your space is limited, but that doesn’t make it any less precious. It’s yours, it represents YOU, who YOU are. So do you want people to see what you love? Or what you hate?

Anyway, that’s just my two cents, and if you’re still with me by the end of this, thanks for taking the time to read it. Oh, and I’m not just looking at you Marvel and DC fans. I’m looking at you too, Star Trek and Star Wars fans. There’s a lot scarier shit out there then whether someone likes the same shit you do. Take what you will from my crazy ass and in the mean time, try to spread some love!

I hereby call for peace between the fandoms!

I competed in my second regatta last weekend, the Duluth International Regatta. My smiley partner (sorry, don’t like putting people’s picture on social media without their approval) and I did just fine! We rowed a double and then rowed with a more experienced pair in a quad boat (4 people). I’m still very new and not as good as my crew mates, but I did row much better this weekend than I did in my first regatta as far as technique. My race in my single got cancelled as the wind really picked up. 

Running is going well, with just some easy miles this past week after the Missoula Half Marathon last weekend. I’m feeling pretty good! We haven’t firmed up our fall marathon plans yet, but I’ll go ahead and start running my marathon schedule just in case. 

Another regatta coming up this weekend!

anonymous asked:

Can you do fics for Hanzo and genji (separate pls) where their shy self-conscious s/o takes them to their childhood home and they see an old picture of their s/o in their prom dress when they were 16? Sorry if this is weird

Totally not weird. If anything it seems super cute, so honestly, totally up for it. Hope its what you were looking for


Slowly you pushed open the door to your house, the door making an audible creak. Peeking inside, you listened and let out a breath at the quiet that met you. It looked like your parents weren’t home…that made you happy. Obviously it was inevitable…especially as your boyfriend INSISTED on meeting them…but at least there would be a little longer before your parents embarrassed you.

“Okay, its safe to go in,” you said, turning and blushing as you faced your boyfriend. Hanzo Shimada stared down at you with one eyebrow raised, and you knew what he was going to ask. “I just…want time to show you around before they get back, that’s all.”

“I do not want to disgrace your clan-,” Hanzo started by saying for the millionth time but you cut him off.

“No no, you won’t disgrace me or my family, Hanzo. I promise, you are literally everything they could want my boyfriend to be,” you promised, unable to help smiling as he looked skeptically at you. Walking inside, you took off your shoes and watched him come in, playing with a lock of your hair as Hanzo looked around.

“It is…,” Hanzo murmured, as if trying to find the word. Tucking his shoes in the corner, he walked over slowly and took your hand. “Homey.”

“I thought you were going to say small,” you teased gently, knowing his home was much, much larger. You saw Hanzo notice you twiddling with the piece of your hair.

Taking that hand before pulling you close and sliding his arm around you, Hanzo pressed his lips against your forehead. “You only play with your hair when your nervous or worried. It will be fine, my love. Even if your parents did not approve of me, i don’t think i could ever be as selfless as to let you leave me,” Hanzo said calmly, a smile tugging at his lips.

You knew he was right. It would be fine…but he was going to meet your parents and it was so nerve wracking, and what if they embarrassed you or if Hanzo thought that it was a family he didn’t want to be a part of…

After a moment, you started the tour. “Lets go to the kitchen,” you suggested and you led him by the hand into a large, bright kitchen. Hanzo looked impressed as he slowly walked around it.

“Not as big as yours, huh?”

“No,” He agreed, “Mine is much bigger. But a kitchen this size is perfect.”

Hanzo started to walk past the fridge when something caught his eye. Frowning, you noticed him studying something and walked over. When you saw what it was, dread filled your stomach and you gasped in dismay. It was a picture of you from prom!

“No!” You gasped, reaching for the picture in hopes of destroying it or obscuring it from view. But Hanzo was faster, snatching it up and holding it out of reach as he studied it. “Don’t look! Please don’t look!”

Covering your face with your hands, you turned away. How could you have been so stupid? You knew you should have hid all the pictures…You were a bit awkward and gangly as a kid, not having really started to fill out until your later years of youth. Your prom dress had been red and you’d had braces…you couldn’t believe that he’d seen it.

After a moment you felt your hands tugged away. Sniffling, you looked up at him and started to speak, but felt a hot mouth press over yours, quieting you. The kiss was searing, one of his more passionate kisses that left you dazed and breathless.

Fingers twining in his ponytail, you finally managed to pull back. “I never wanted you to see that picture…” you whispered in embarrassment, looking away.

Two fingers lifted your chin and your eyes met his, full of love and lust. “Do not say that, beloved. You look exquisite, both then and now. I think it is cute, and my only outrage is that it was not me who took you to the dance,” Hanzo says matter-of-factly.

You couldn’t help the laugh that escaped you, because the serious face with which hanzo said it didn’t suite the tone. “Do you…really think so? I hated myself during highschool so much for looking so awkward…,” you whispered.

Shaking his head, Hanzo leaned down and pressed his forehead to yours. “Beloved, I have never lied to you before. And the thought that i wasn’t there to shower you in the praise and adoration you so clearly deserved is the only regret you should have, because i would claim you as mine in that picture in a heartbeat,” Hanzo said softly, and kisses you again rather hotly.

Needless to say, you didn’t finish the tour till much later. It’s just honestly lucky that your parents weren’t home for another two hours, because Hanzo decided to make good use of those counters…


“I win,” Genji said with a grin outside. The two of you were visiting your parents house for the weekend, and were currently playing basketball outside while your parents are out grocery shopping.

“You do not,” you say defensively, putting your hands on your hips. It had kind of surprised you when you learned your Japanese cyborg boyfriend could play basketball, but then again a man that flexible seemed capable of a lot of things.

For the last two hours you two had been competing with multiple different games. Soccer, tennis, video games, cooking…basketball was the latest. Genji was really good but each one had practically been a tie. Your boyfriend was positive he’d won though.

“I did too,” Genji said, grinning and walking over, passing you the ball.

Glaring, you crossed your arms and after a moment a thought crossed your mind. “How about this. One more game,” you said, only to hear him groan. “No complaining. Just one game of hide and seek. If you find me…i’ll admit you…won every round of every game,” you said, dramatically pretending you felt like throwing up at the thought. You almost did but you didn’t want to lose. And you knew this place better then anyone, even him.

Eyes alight, as his mask was off for the weekend, he grinned. “Your on,” Genji said, positive it would be an easy win. “Do you need a minute?”

Rolling your eyes, you started toward the house. “30 seconds,” You called and went. You could hear him very loudly counting outside and were just glad the nearest neighbors were five minutes away. Finding your special hiding spot on the middle floor, you covered your mouth as you let out a small giggle and made yourself comfy…this would be a bit.

Hearing the moment Genji entered the house, your cyborg boyfriend made no attempt to hide his presence as he ran through the house, playfully calling your name. You couldn’t help but feel smug, playing idly with the bottom of your shirt as you waited for the call of defeat.

Minutes passed and Genji ran in and out of the house in search of you.

At one point though you heard a loud thump that startled you. After a moment you called “Genji? Genji, are you okay?” You yelled. There was no answer. After a moment or two, panic set in a bit and at the risk of defeat, you went and started to search for him.

You found him in your room, your closet door wide open. It looked like the tower of photo albums that had been on the top shelf had fallen over and collapsed on top of him. Genji was sitting amongst a mess of pictures and books, staring at one picture in particular.

“Are you okay?” You asked worried, walking over and starting to clean up. “I started worrying when you didn’t answer…”

For a moment, he didn’t reply…until at last Genji looked up at you with a serene look of adoration. “I love you. I have mentioned that, yes?” Genji asks, and with the cutest pout he holds up a picture of you from prom.

The color drains from your face as you stare at the picture of you in a dark purple dress, standing beside a bunch of other much prettier girls. In the picture your freckles really stood out, and at the time you were a bit shorter and stockier in size.

“D-don’t look at that,” you said, grabbing it from him and shoving it in your pocket, looking down.

A frown covered his face. “But why? I think you look gorgeous,” Genji says and leans forward, peeking at your face.

Turning, you wouldn’t meet his eyes. “Don’t say that. I looked hideous. That’s why no boy would even ask me to prom. Its these stupid freckles…” You’ve always been self conscious of your freckles, how many there were and how they dusted your arms and face.

“Hey,” Genji said sternly, cupping your face. “Don’t say that. I love your freckles,” he said seriously. “I love your freckles and your smile and i love you. If i had been there, i would have been on my knees at your feet with how beautiful you looked.”

Sniffling, your eyes finally met his. “…You don’t mean that…” you whispered.

“Of course i do. You are my beloved,” Genji says, leaning forward to press a kiss to your lips, before he presses tickly kisses along your jaw in hopes of getting a smile. You couldn’t help the small giggle that escaped you. “You will always be beautiful to me, inside and out.“

Crawling through the papers and books, you moved onto his lap and he clutched you in a close hug. It took a few minutes for your mind to settle and a few ‘Its okay, he still loves you’ thoughts in your head for you to calm down. With his fingers rubbing your back, it took you a few minutes to process what he said next.

“By the way, I found you. You can, ah, tell me how great i am whenever you feel like it,” Genji joked, and honestly?

Your boyfriend really was amazing.


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