there needs to ve one for tv shows

I’ve been doing Martial arts for 7 years, and here are a few things you need to know about basic self-defense.

First of all, forget everything you’ve ever seen in a movie or TV show. Every time I watch an action scene I cringe, even the most realistic fight scenes are unrealistic.

Punching:

Punching someone doesn’t hurt your fist if you do it right. When you make a fist, you need to clench as tightly as possible. A loose fist is a sure way to break some of your knuckles and fingers while doing minimal damage to the opponent.

Make sure you’re hitting with the main knuckles (the base ones that connect your hand to your fingers) of the index and middle finger. Your ring and pinky knuckles aren’t designed to take a hit like that, and will almost definitely break if you hit someone with it.

Thumb placement in a fist has always surprised me, and where someone puts their thumb tells you a lot about their fighting experience. In the picture above, you can see what to never ever do. Punching someone like this will break your thumb. Your thumb should be placed on the outside of your fist. The picture below shows how you should make a fist, with the thumb lying outside of the fist, and not sticking out anywhere. If your thumb sticks out in any way, you will break it or injure it.

Kicking:

Realistically, you are probably not going to kick someone in a fight. If you know what you’re doing, it might work, but unless you have a lot of experience, kicking is a dangerous thing for you in a fight. If you’re going to kick, remember a few things

  •    Always pull the toes back. When kicking, you want to hit with the top, ball of the foot (where the toes meet the foot) or the heel, depending on the kick. Your toes break very easily, and kicking anyone with them will break them.
  •    Don’t kick high. The higher you kick, the less power you have. Aim for knees and groin.
  •  Don’t leave the kick out there. Once you’ve connected with the target, place your foot on the ground. If you kick someone and don’t incapacitate them, they will almost definitely try and grab your leg.

Defense against a gun:

Run. If the gun is not within reach, or to your back, run. If they’re trying to kidnap you, you actually have a very good chance of escaping unless you cooperate with them and are moved to a secondary location. There is only a 4% chance of them hitting you, and even less that it’s in a vital organ/region. Run in a zig-zag preferably while yelling as much as you can.

If you are being mugged/robbed, cooperate. It’s not worth risking your life for your wallet.            

If you are within arm’s length of the gun, slap it as hard as you can. The attacker is very nervous and probably does not have a tight grip on the gun. Slap and run.

If the gun is behind you, but within arm’s length, turn around while waving your arms(preferably while yelling) and once you see can  the gun, slap, and run.

Defense against a knife:

Knives are tricky things, and there is almost no way to defend against one without getting cut somewhere. Realistically, you won’t see a knife attack coming. But in case you do, here’s what you need to do.

  •       Stay out of their range. This is critical when defending against a knife, you want to be as far away from them as possible. You want to see their attack coming
  •       Wait for them to attack first. Unarmed, it is very unlikely that you will be able to attack someone with a knife, but much more likely you’ll be able to defend against it. Once they have attacked, you have two options: Isolate the hand with the knife (grab their hand or wrist) or attack and incapacitate before they can react. The first one takes practice (or luck), so in a fighting situation, I would go with the second one. Once they’ve lunged at you, step to your right (if the knife is in their right hand) and to the left if it’s in their left hand. Once you are somewhat out of harm’s way, the attacker will be leaning into the attack and be somewhat off balance. There are two things that you can do right now, kick them over, or push them. If you are new to kicking, shove the attacker as hard as you can, and run.

Defending against a knife is very difficult, and I would recommend taking a self-defense course, or taking Martial Arts classes

Defense against a bat (or other blunt item)

Bats are very unsophisticated items, and easy to defend against

Wait for your attacker to swing first, and get out of the way. That’s a lot easier said than done, but really a duck or a leap backward will do the trick. Once you’ve done that, the attacker will still be being carried over by the weight and momentum of the bat, and you’ll have plenty of time to attack them while their vulnerable, or run.

Where to strike

When you’re hand striking, you want to aim for the throat, ears, nose, temple (area next to the eyes and ears), and sometimes the eyes themselves. If possible, you also want to strike the back of the neck.

With kicks, you want to aim for the stomach, knees, and groin. A good kick (of almost any kind) to the knees will be sure to hurt a lot if it doesn’t completely disable the attacker.

When striking with knives, if you aren’t looking to kill, just to disable, a stomach stab is okay. If you are in a situation, and you have a knife, and you are in immediate danger, a stabbing someone in the stomach may not stop them. Under normal circumstances, it would be crippling. The plain plus the shock of being stabbed could take out almost anyone under normal circumstances. But in the event of being attacked, there is adrenaline. Not to mention whatever drugs your attacker may be on. A stomach stab may hurt, but if your attacker is determined, it won’t stop them.

If you want to disable with a knife, go for extremely painful and disabling places, like the knee. Stabbing (or shooting) someone in the knee is called kneecapping, and it is one of the most painful things a person can do.

In summary, if you are in a situation where your life is in danger, that is not the time to be a hero. Get out of there if you can. If there is no way out, realistically, you have about 3 seconds to react. You want to hit hard, and preferably in the face. Don’t wait for them to react to that first strike. Keep on hitting. If there are multiple people, strike the one directly in front of you as hard as possible. Then run as fast as you can, it will take the remaining opponents a few seconds to go from fighting to chasing.

After several years on Tumblr and being a part of three different fandoms I’ve learned that people on Tumblr get shit done and that many fandoms are willing to help each other out. So today I’m asking you all for help to give a great new show with LGBTQ leads a much-needed ratings boost to keep it from getting cancelled!

“Eyewitness” is a crime drama that airs on USA Network on Sunday nights and has at the heart of its plot a very complex and compelling love story between two teenage boys (one accepting of his own sexuality, the other deeply closeted). It’s extremely rare to see so much focus put on building a relationship between two gay teens, and the way it’s being portrayed is raw and honest and real. 

I constantly see posts from people complaining about not having enough LGBTQ representation on television, but here’s a show that is putting a gay teen couple front and center and does not shy away from showing emotional or physical intimacy — and it is failing miserably because of low ratings.

“Eyewitness” is a really great show so I would recommend it to anyone anyway (regardless of the lgbtq aspect). If you like tightly written dramas with interesting and complex characters and good actors then you will love it!

Here is a GREAT POST about why people should watch the show! I would appeciate it so much if you could spare a couple of minutes to read it and consider watching “Eyewitness” this Sunday because apparently (according to the producers) this coming episode is more or less judgment day. There needs to be an increase in ratings NOW!!!

I’ve never before asked other fandoms for this kind of help but I know that so many people would love this show if only they knew about it and would give it a try, and I really believe it deserves to have more viewers and the chance for a second season. 

So tonight I want to ask all of you who read this and who are in the US to please tune in to “Eyewitness” tomorrow night (Sunday Nov. 13th) on USA Network (you can watch the previous episodes on the USA Network app or homepage before). It’s a 10-episode season so it will wrap up around mid-December. If for some reason you can’t watch it live then please TiVo it and watch it the next day. Ask people you know to watch the show.  Get word of mouth going. Let’s show the networks that primetime dramas with lgbtq leads are something people really want to see!

And please reblog this post (even if you yourself are not planning on watching) so that as many people as possible from all parts of Tumblr will see it!

THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!!!

Zimbits Battle of the Blades AU

so. well. Y’all remember this post? About a Canadian TV show that makes hockey players learn how to do pairs routines with figure skaters? It’s Jack and Bitty now. Leggo. 

  • It’s a year or two after Bitty graduates from Samwell. He won the Frozen Four in his Senior Year, and Jack has a Calder trophy and Stanley Cup win under his belt. They are both publicly out, but they’ve kept their status as a couple lowkey for now. 
  • The execs in charge of Battle of the Blades decide they need a new gimmick to increase ratings. Enter: Queers!!! On Ice!
  • They want one F/F and one M/M pair of skaters, in addition to the regular straight couples. It’s easy enough to find female skaters willing to pretend to have a gal pal, and the NWHL has several out queer players, and yet…
  • The producers can literally find no male hockey players or figure skaters who are a) available, b) notable public figures, and c) willing to spend months within inches of another man at all times, except for Jack and Bitty. Fuck it, the producers decide, and make some calls. 
  • Cue the Intense Relationship Discussion.
  • Bitty would love to figure skate again, and Jack thinks the cross-conditioning sounds like a good idea, but both of them have reservations about the public scrutiny this will put their relationship under. 
  • Enter George with a life-saving idea: what if they announced their relationship via the show? They’d have to pretend to just be good friends early on, but then Jack could gradually dial up the heart eyes and Bitty could stop self-censoring, and by the end of the show they would have “started dating.”
  • The two of them agree to George’s proposal and filming starts.
  • All the hockey players are sent out on the rink in hockey skates first, and Bitty pulls off a flawless double axel the second he gets on the ice. “Dear me, I must have forgotten which skates I’m wearing!”
  • Jack Zimmermann, hockey god, falls flat on his face the second he puts on figure skates. He and Bitty unintentionally recreate the “Toepick!” scene from The Cutting Edge at least twice. 
  • Lift training is a total wash. Half of it is unintentional flirting- “Yes, Mr Zimmermann, your hand is supposed to go on my butt.” “I see you’ve been keeping up with your squats, Bittle.”- and the other half is Jack screwing up and Bitty nearly dying, as per canon.
  • The judges are always commenting on what great chemistry the two of them have, probably because they were linemates back in the day, right? “Well,” says Jack, “we’re a team.” 
  • Dear lord the interview segments are ridiculous. 
  • Half the time, Bitty’s explaining some bullshit heteronormative requirement of pairs skating, and the other half he’s slowly but surely unloading Jack Feels™ onto the audience.
    • “Rule number one, never fall for a teammate.”
  • Meanwhile, Jack isn’t even bothering to hide his crush on Bitty/Bittle/my partner/Eric- what he calls him depends on how adoring he is at the moment.
    • “Jaw-dropping. Awe-inspiring, the best thing that’s ever happened to me… wait, this was supposed to be about the Stanley Cup win, not being on Bittle’s line? Yeah, that was nice too.”
  • Around Week 4, the entire nation of Canada needs to know- are they partners, or are they partners? 
  • Every. Single. Song. fits the dramatic arc of their “new relationship.” Canadian hits? “Stop Desire,” Tegan and Sara. 80s week? “How Will I Know,” Whitney Houston. Hollywood? “I’ll Cover You,” RENT.
  • They get to the finale on the combined strength of Jack’s cheekbones and Bitty’s media savvy. Ransom sends them updates on his family’s latest adoring comments. 
  • Of fucking course their last skate is to “Halo.” What is this, amateur hour?
  • Of fucking course they win. What is this, Yuri On Ice?
    • Yes this headcanon was 37% inspired by the fucking Episode 12 pair skate but that’s a whole other kettle of fish
  • When Jack hears they’ve won, in the “heat of the moment,” (read: in a carefully choreographed move endorsed by George months ago) he sweeps Bitty into a show-stopper of a kiss. 
  • The nation of Canada gets a little weak at the knees. 
  • “So, yeah!” Bitty announces in his last interview segment, post-win. “Me and Jack are dating!”
  • This is getting super long but then they’re a public couple and they donate the money they won to You Can Play and the SMH Squad hosts viewing parties for every episode, thank you for your time.

i hate sherlock because no other show on the planet will ever satisfy my need for the depth and complexity in writing like i’ve been spoiled forever unless one of us tjlcers makes tv history again

2017

Hello, young atlas. What is your new year resolution?

* was thinking.. I’ve been using this Tumblr as my professional portfolio but figured out I may need more space for my casual, personal art. so I will make this one a bit more personal than now and set up a separate homepage for strictly only for professional presentations of my works. We’ll see soon.  

Tacky, cheap, ugly. The writers will regret the fuck out of this. If this was always the plan, it should have been done in S2, there was no need to fuck around with a wedding. They actually killed off the one person who’s absence would irrevocably alter the very foundation of the show & for what? A three second cheap twist that the audience will resent forever? Ended the best written relationship/marriage on TV right now so Jane can get back with her ex? Be miserable for two seconds before a time jump? Start from the beginning & redo the same things we’ve already seen for 3 seasons? OH, AND RUINED THE BEST BROMANCE TELEVISION HAS EVER SEEN?

Ahhhh. I can’t believe I thought Jane The Virgin was the one show that wasn’t infested with the usual CW stupidity & garbage tropes. You almost had me, fuckers.

My Top Ten Television Shows of 2016

 1. I really did not expect the spin off of Breaking Bad to end up being another one of my favorite shows, but this show only got better in its second season. Bob Odenkirk proves that he can lead a show greatly and the writing is top notch. Jimmy’s journey to becoming Saul is absolutely worth being told.

2. The best news show on TV is also one of the funniest. Week after week, this show keeps proving that it’s one of the most intelligent shows on TV. John Oliver is one of our best comedians working today.

3. One of the best sci-fi shows in years. I’ve watched season one twice and it’s the best original show of Netflix I’ve seen. The ensemble cast is fantastic. Bring on season two.

4. Like John Oliver, Samantha Bee is another Daily Show alumni doing Jon Stewart proud. Bee doesn’t tone anything down. Each episode hits true and hard, while also being hilarious. We’re going to need shows like this and Last Week Tonight now more than ever.

5. The best comic book show on TV currently. One of my favorite characters has been so well represented and season two just further expanded upon that. With new characters like Elektra and The Punisher, this show’s only gotten bigger and better in the best possible way.

6. The last season stumbled a bit, but season four was a welcome return to form for one of the best and most underrated shows on TV. The tension only built further this season and now that we know there is an ending coming soon, it only made that finale hit harder.

7. Marvel’s road to The Defenders only got more exciting with this excellent series that tackles race issues and more without doing so in a cheesy comic book way. Mike Colter is perfectly cast as Luke Cage; playing a hero we needed now very badly. Also, Mahershala Ali made for one of the best TV villains of the year. I only wish we’d gotten more of him. And that soundtrack is dynamite.

8. It’s a shame this wonderful show got cancelled. Peggy Carter constantly proves that she doesn’t need superpowers to be one of Marvel’s best heroes. Season two further fueled my excitement that this wonderful character got such an awesome show. Track down both seasons if you haven’t already. They are well worth your time.

9. This is easily my favorite comedy on TV. Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer make for one of the best comedic duos in years. They do uncomfortable comedy flawlessly.

10. While the finale may have fizzled out in its final minutes, season two was an overall fun, disgusting, hilarious time. I’m really happy to see my favorite horror franchise continue on the small screen and I hope season three is headed in a good direction.

anonymous asked:

I need more wlw tv and movies and just general gayness. Suggestions?

I’m not sure how much I can help with this since I don’t watch a lot of TV and you’ve probably seen most of the things I’m about to rec but here are all the shows I watch/have watched with wlw in them:

• Carmilla (obviously, that’s probably what you follow me for in the first place)
• Legend of Korra - Mostly subtext until the end but still very enjoyable even if you don’t focus on Korrasami
• Supergirl - Sanvers. Need I say more?
• One Day At A Time - Features an adorable feminist baby gay. Also this is a great show for many reasons other that, you should check it out for sure!
• San Junipero - Season 3 Episode 4 of Black mirror, but you don’t need to watch the other episodes to watch this once since each one is their own independent story. If you like wlw, 80s, and sci-fi, this is the story for you!
• Orphan Black - It’s not really the main focus of the show since there are so many clones and so many things going on at once but Cosima and Delphine are adorable and I love them
• Orange Is The New Black - So gay
• Wynona Earp - Haven’t seen it yet but people keep telling me I’d like it
• Carol - Gorgeous movie. 50s gays. Cate Blanchett and Rooney Mara. Definitely watch it if you haven’t yet
• Imagine Me And You - Super cute movie about a woman who falls in love with the florist at her wedding
• But I’m A Cheerleader - Movie about a girl who basically goes to conversion camp (but it’s a comedy). Plus it stars Natasha Lyonne a.k.a. Nicky from OITNB
• Life Is Strange - This is actually a video game but you have the option to make it gay (or not, that’s the fun of the game). It’s an intriguing game with a beautiful story but deals with a lot of heavy stuff so read the content warnings before playing
• Ummm yeah that’s all I can think of right now but if anyone else has recommendations please add to this post!!

berdie314  asked:

So did your love for Star Trek start with the reboot movies? And you're watching all the older movies and all the TV series because you liked the reboot movies so much? As an older fan, who watched all the TV series from TNG on in their original broadcast runs (I watched TOS in reruns on cable tv as a child), I think that's absolutely wonderful. A lot of older fans don't seem to like the reboots (I LOVE the first one), but if they are bringing new fans to the entire franchise that's only good.

((YAAAAASSSSS WE NEED MORE LIKE YOU!!!! 

I’ve gotten a few anon hate that says I’m “not a real fan” and even people I knew specifically my ex but we are not getting into that shit show right now have told me that if you like the reboots you are not a real fan. My opinion on it is if you like star trek to any degree you are a fan.

Completely obsessed with it from day one: real fan

Just got into it and love it: real fan

Only seen the reboots: real fan

We all just nerds that love to see these adventures in space. Nothing wrong with that))

screams into the abyss 

i need domesticated cooking at three in the morning because neither party can sleep. 

lazy afternoons on the couch; cuddled up together while one watches some tv show that they’ve become recently obsessed with and the other reading a book on something they enjoy, every so often looking over the rim of their glasses to see how the show has progressed and look up out of the corner of their eye to their partner with a fond loving smile.

early morning baking sessions. cupcakes, or sophisticated cakes. learning how to make fancy frosting, throwing flour at each other. one cracking an egg on their partners shoulder, which becomes an all out food war, but they manage to salvage enough to make a few of the original cakes.

late night love making. not sex, not fucking. just pure love between two people. sharing soft whispers and kind words, warm gazes. nothing crude about it but just pure love.

six in the morning walks in the snow because “wow new york looks beautiful right now” with the snow on the ground and covering essentially everything and the sun just poking through the white clouds to throw a few beams of magnificent colour through the skies.

i need domesticated coupley!things with no angst in sight.

With the current political climate, it kind of hit me how big Bex’s presence on scream is. Mtv is a major network, creating a show after a major franchise that has never died over the span of 20 years. They reinvented it. It may not be as popular as some other shows, but it’s visible, and we’ve made noise every week proclaiming our love for it.

And then there’s Bex: an open queer POC, who is one of the main characters on this major tv show. Not only that, her character is a queer POC. And they’ve never felt the need to define her. She’s always been “bicurious”, which is a huge fucking deal to those people who aren’t quite sure yet, even to those that are. She portrays and represents the LGBTQ community so beautifully, and they’ve never even made it a major running theme through the show. We knows she’s bicurious, but it’s just part of her. It’s not the only thing she’s putting into the show.

It’s scary right now. It’s a scary place and it’s a time when we all need to get up and fight for our brothers and sisters who will be targeted these next four years. Bex knew that when she came out. She knows how important this is. She knows, we know, mtv knows. I’m not saying scream hasn’t made mistakes, because they have, but fuck guys. In a time where we’re facing literal nazis and a fascist regime, we have a show that put a queer POC as a main character playing another queer POC.

It’s not a lot, but it’s something. And sometimes that’s all we need.

“You’re Not a Loser.”

Originally posted by vaniwin

Imagine being backstage at Backlash and watching Dean’s match against AJ Styles. You know he’s been working so hard for tonight, so to see him lose the title to AJ, you figured he’s going to be really upset when he comes back to the locker room.


Just right after you wished Dean good luck on his match and gave him a kiss, you settled in on the couch in Dean’s locker room and turned on the TV.  Tonight was the first night of your vacation from work so you flew from Las Vegas to Richmond, VA to attend Backlash. It was difficult to watch Dean fight because you knew he was one to take it to the next level. You’ve been there for him since his CZW days so you figured that’s where your fear came from. So you never really sat in the audience when it came to attending the show. It was hard to even watch on TV, but Dean needed you. He needed you to cheer him on one way or another, and if you couldn’t do it in person then you figured watching him on TV and cheering him on either from home or backstage will have to do until you can actually stomach down being there in person.

You made a best friend out of Nikki Bella and she knew that watching Dean’s matches were hard for you. Sometimes you wondered how she would watch John’s matches comfortably. Even though they worked together, you still figured that it would be hard for her to see her boyfriend put his body on the line every night. But Nikki had tougher skin than you and that was a fact, or else you would be able to watch Dean’s matches or you would even have a wrestling career yourself. After she cleaned up and changed into regular clothes, Nikki came to Dean’s locker room and joined you.

“Hey Y/N, you ready for the match?” Nikki asked with a smile as she came and sat down next to you.

“I’m never ready for the match, but my man needs me and I don’t want to let him down.” You said, as you never took your eyes off the screen while AJ was making his entrance known.

“Aww.” Nikki tsked and hugged your shoulders before facing the TV.

Just then you heard Dean’s music hit. Dean’s theme song always gave you chills, but it also gave you anxiety. You felt yourself begin to panic as you watched Dean make his way to the ring.

“I can’t do this.” You said as you quickly tried to stand up, but Nikki pulled you back down.

“Yes, you can Y/N. Dean needs you, remember?” Nikki reassured you as she hugged your shoulders once more. You took a couple of deep breaths and focused back on the screen.

Having Nikki there for support really helped you out because during the entire match you two were cheering and getting upset at the same time, and if you had went through this alone, chances are you wouldn’t have made it this far into the match. You started getting excited when you thought Dean was going to pull through with a win, but as soon as the ref was knocked into the ropes and AJ hit Dean with a low blow and started setting Dean up for the Styles Clash, your attitude went from joy to shock.

“No no no no no! Dean come on! Break out of it!” You screamed at the TV.

AJ connected the Styles Clash with Dean Ambrose and picked up the win. You and Nikki were in total shock when the ref’s hand went down for the three count. You sat there with Nikki in silence as you buried your face in your hands. You couldn’t bare watching AJ walk away with something Dean cherished so much and worked so hard for. Nikki hugged you, but you didn’t budge. Even from backstage you could feel Dean’s disappointment, and you were disappointed for him. After a while, Nikki shut off the TV and hugged you once more.

“Y/N, I’m so sorry.”

You stayed silent as you remembered your day with Dean. Earlier that day, he had taken you to lunch at a local diner and you two shared so much laughter as you enjoyed each other’s company.


“Babe, I want you to know how much it means to me that you’re here. I know watching me wrestle isn’t the easiest thing for you, but it still means so much that you are willing to give it a try again. I love you, and I am going to win tonight. For you, for us.”



You snapped back into reality and noticed it had been quite some time and Dean still hasn’t come back yet. Nikki was still there with you. It amazed you sometimes at how much of a loyal friend she really was.

“I have to go find him.” You said as you quickly stood up and began to power-walk all around the backstage area.

You asked around to see if anyone had seen Dean, only to get ‘no’s and head shakes in response, and each time it worried you more. Along the way, you ran into AJ Styles and a few others surrounding him and cheering for his victory. AJ noticed you and stopped you in your tracks.

“Well, well. If it ain’t Y/N, the FORMER champ’s little girlfriend.” He laughed. AJ then looked at his new title and then looked back at you with a sinister smirk. “Guess they really don’t give trophies to the face that comes in second place, huh?” AJ mocked as he and his companions laughed and began walking away. “Woo! Drinks on me tonight!” AJ shouted and his crew began to cheer off into the distance.

You rolled your eyes and ran off to find Dean until you got a phone call from Nikki.

You quickly answered it. “Yeah?”

“Hey Y/N, Dean’s in his locker room. I saw him walking in there as I was walking to my locker room. You might want to hurry though, he seems pretty pissed.”

“Thanks Nikki.” You said before you hung up the phone and quickly ran back to Dean’s locker room.

Once you got there, you saw Dean rubbing his head and neck in frustration as he paced back and forth.  He didn’t seem to notice you were there until you finally spoke up.

“Dean…”

Dean stopped in his tracks and both hands linked together on the back of his neck, but he didn’t look at you. He just kept looking down at his own feet.

He sighed. “I figured you already left town.” The tone of his voice as he said this sounded cold.

“Why would I do that?”

He sighed once more and released his hands from his neck as he looked at you. Anger still heavy set in his eyes. “I don’t know Y/N. I don’t know. Maybe it’s because I didn’t follow through with my promise. Maybe it’s because you realized that everyone was right about me not being Championship material. Or maybe it’s because you didn’t want to face the embarrassment of being seen with me after I lost my fucking title to a fucking low blow!” Each sentence made him angrier and after the last sentence, Dean punched a locker so hard that he actually left a dent.

The punch made you flinch and you waited until he was leaning against the wall to finally walk over to him.

“Hey. Dean why would you say that? You know that’s not true.” You placed your hand on his back and gently began to rub his back to comfort him. “If it was, I wouldn’t be here right now. You mean more to me than that. I love you Dean, but if you don’t understand how I feel about you, even after seven years, then I don’t know what I’m doing wrong.” You felt tears build up in your eyes as you spoke, but you tried your best to hold them back. One of you needed to be strong right now, and you felt that when it came to situations like this, you needed to be strong for Dean even though he would say things like this to you. You knew he didn’t mean it, but it still hurt just the same.

Dean took a moment before he finally spoke again, still not facing you. “You’re not doing anything wrong, Y/N. You’re too good to me and I don’t deserve you. But why would you continue to love a loser like me?”

“Hey…” You cupped his face with both of your hands and finally got him to look at you. “Don’t say that. You’re not a loser, Dean. You may have lost the match, but you’re not a loser. You’ll always be a champion to me, with or without a belt.” You smiled at him.

Dean closed his eyes and leaned down to touch your forehead with his as he wrapped his arms around your waist and pressed his body closer to yours. “I don’t know what I did to deserve you, but I’m glad I did it.” Dean smiled before finally kissing you passionately.

He then trailed kisses from your lips, down to your neck and to your shoulder. He rests his chin on your shoulder and holds you closer as you wrap your arms around his neck and bury your face in the crook of his neck.

“I love you.” He whispered.

“I love you too.” You whispered back.

You two held each other for a moment before you finally pulled back enough to see his face. “Now, how about we head over to the hotel? We’ll order room service, and I’ll give you a massage and run you a nice and hot bath.” You offered as you barely touched your lips with his.

He smirked at your offer and you felt his hands run down your back and start groping your ass.  This caused you to smile and start to feel slightly aroused. But his next words completely turned you on. “Sounds good. Just as long as you’re naked for the massage and you join me in the bath.” He said in that deep and husky voice that you love so much before kissing you once more and even nibbling at your bottom lip.

“Deal.” You smiled.

Dean’s smile grew. “Okay let’s go.” He quickly said and he lifted you up and placed you over his shoulder, hugging your legs as he rushed out of the locker room.

You shrieked a little when he picked you up, but it turned into laughter as Dean raced to the rental car. “Dean! You forgot our bags!” You laughed.

“I’ll come back for them.” Dean laughed as he continued to race out to the car with you on his shoulder.

Imagine babysitting Trixie with Lucifer.

Fandom: Lucifer (TV show)

Word count: 763

[Masterlist]

Gif does not belong to me.

  • He would whine all the way to Chloe’s house and it would have taken all of your self-control not to punch him.
  • “But if you are there, why would you need me too? I don’t even like her!”
    “But Trixie still loves you.”
    “And that’s the problem!”
  • Seeing Trixie greeting Lucifer was one of the cutest things you’ve seen lately. Of course, he tried to fence himself off from her but he couldn’t do much and it ended up in a very long hug from Trixie.
  • She refused to release him for a good ten minutes. You took many compromising photos.
  • “I won’t let go! You will run away!”
    “Of course I will, you little monkey, everyone would run from you if you try to climb them outside of the bed!”
    “Why outside?”
    “Well, that’s an interesting question…”
  • Chloe quickly silenced him and took Trixie to the living room, mouthing to Lucifer not to even try telling her what was on his mind.
  • “I hope you’ll be fine with those two dorks,” she said to you on the doorstep, looking at the clock in a hurry.
    “It won’t be that bad, you know me.”
    “And so do I know what they’re capable of doing. Please, I don’t wanna come home to another crime scene.”
    “You won’t, I promise. I know how to erase the evidence.”
  • You grinned, watching Lucifer being dragged to the princess’ bedroom to look at her new dolls. Even though Trixie was only a small child, she successfully prevented his escape.
  • In the meantime you prepared some snacks you’ve smuggled under the watchful eyes of Chloe. You’ve nearly lost your hearing when you suggested to Trixie that she can choose a movie. Lucifer rolled  his eyes.
  • “Yeah, and we’ll be like one big happy family watching stupid cartoons.”
  • Trixie insisted on sitting between the two of you and happily nestled in Lucifer’s embrace, giggling at his poor attempts at pushing her way. After some time he gave up, too exhausted after the whole day of dealing with her and her infinite energy.
  • “Just keep your saliva off of my jacket, it’s Prada.”
    “Mum watched a movie named ‘The Devil Wears Prada’.”
    “And did she fall asleep after the first two minutes? Because you should take an example, it would make all of our lives a lot easier, you nasty monkey…”
  • He commented every single shot of the movie, exaggerating every action or decision but his distaste only made the two of you laugh, which he couldn’t completely comprehend, as well as how you could enjoy such a terrible movie.
  • After a while your eyes started to flutter and it became very hard to keep them open. The ‘kids’ on your right have also calmed down and it made you feel sleepy.
  • When you have finally woken up, the TV was dark and the day became an early evening. You sat up straight, yawning soundlessly. Taking your phone out of your pocket, you ignored messages from Chloe, sending her a photo instead of answering properly. You were sure she would not object because even you couldn’t help but smile widely, looking at the scene on the couch. Trixie was laying peacefully on top of Lucifer who also seemed to be asleep. His jacket was now covering the kid’s back.
  • You promised yourself to print out that photo and place it everywhere you could, even though you were sure Lucifer would kill you if he found out. But Maze… Oh, boy. Maze would love it as much as you did.
  • You carefully took Trixie to her room. She didn’t wake up, but when you came back to the living room, a very confused Lucifer was just trying to sit up.
  • “Beauty sleep went well?”
    “I don’t even know honestly… What time is it?”
    “Chloe will be here any minute, don’t worry. You want some toast?”
  • When she entered the room, she smiled to you lightly, not mentioning the picture she received from you, but she cast an amused glance to Lucifer straightening his shirt in the mirror.
  • “I told you everything will be fine.”
    “Maybe I should let you babysit Trixie more often.”
    “I won’t oblige, believe me.”

Originally posted by halewinchester

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Warning: adorable peter, don’t tell me he wouldn’t make a good father

A/N: Trying to update as much as possible as I’m going back to school soon

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‘Honey I’m home’ you jokingly say although you’re met with silence. Peter decided to take the day off from helping the teenagers that seem to always have some problem that they need your husband to help fix so he watched over your daughter while you went shopping. You walk into the living room, hearing into the living room hearing murmurs coming from the TV.

The sight before you was something that you’ve never seen before, a side to peter hale that he never shows unless it’s with his daughter. Even though both you and peter are werewolves and most likely for your daughter to become one as well, you all lived a pretty normal life well as normal as living a life where your nephew and his friends are constantly asking for Peter’s help, so to say that what you saw when you get home was one moment that would forever in your heart but also makes you hate the teenagers even more for taking your husband away from his family.

anonymous asked:

How can Emma be jealous of Robin if she's the one who gave Regina the idea to bring fake Robin back from Wish World with them?

…because if you truly love someone, you do what you think is best for them, even if it means encouraging them to be with someone who isn’t… well, you. 

For Emma there could have even been a more painful factor. The show is laced with subtle references to gay conversion therapy as I’ve talked about in this post. Subtext is important, especially on network television where anything controversial needs to be hidden. The writers have said that side characters serve to tell the main characters’ stories and the themes they are dealing with. What if all this is a way to tell us why Emma is willing to drag her family to hell for her boyfriend? If she was taught that being queer was so unacceptable that it would hurt her family more than going to hell… then it’s not such a leap that she would think honoring the woman she loves would mean staying away from her. Encouraging her to be with a man, if she’s picked up on Regina’s queerness. It’s a selfless kind of love. She is jealous, then catches herself, sees Regina’s pain and just wants her to be happy. When Emma said she made her own fate and Regina should too, maybe she meant that in spite of not being in love with Hook, she’s about to have it all with him… 

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You don't need sex to make sexy TV, says writer DAISY GOODWIN
I’ve come to a rather shocking conclusion for someone who considers themselves a liberal; there is too much sex on TV and we don’t need the half of it, says screenwriter DAISY GOODWIN.

This is an article written by Daisy Goodwin herself. And all I can say is…

THANK YOU DAISY

She says here what I’ve been complaining about for a year now. There is far too much reliance on sex scenes, nudity, etc to tell stories.

Victoria was one of the sexiest TV shows of 2016. They managed that without anyone taking their clothes off. Hell, Victoria even took a bath fully clothed.

And Daisy is not alone. Lynda La Plante, the creator of the groundbreaking Prime Suspect series starring Helen Mirren, was also on record saying the same thing in a news story a few days ago.

Feel free to disagree when some nobody like me complains that shows like Class don’t need sex scenes to tell their stories. When the creators of two extremely popular series say it, it carries weight. Word has it The Crown is the rare Netflix show that shows restraint too. Series 6 of Game of Thrones was its best yet and it had no sex scenes at all. At least some people are getting it! Maybe this might also mean a show like Doctor Who, which has been dismissed as “for kids” because it doesn’t include adult content, might get a bit more respect going forward too.

Unnecessary sex scenes have ruined a number of shows. Outlander is technically family history (without giving the game away I belong to a clan featured in the fantasy show). I won’t watch it because they stopped the plot too often to have the two leads have sex when they could have gotten the job done of establishing their characters and their romance in other ways.

(PS. Yes I know I’m breaking my self-imposed Daily Mail ban here. But as the article was written by Daisy herself, I set the ban aside.)

(PPS. Fans of Vicbourne will want to read her comments about scenes like  “I want to dance with you”)

–– ♡ ❛ + verse/otp name ideas !

i decided to clean up my spotify playlists and i realized that many of the songs would actually make great verse names. i know how hard it can be to think of verse names can be, so the more master lists of these the better right ? also i always need one and i feel like i’ve been through every possible list at this point. so here is my go at it. under the cut you’ll be able to find 170 song lyrics that could be used as a verse/otp name. hope it’s helpful !

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anonymous asked:

Hi! I've been following you for a while now and i've noticed you post a lot of TAZ. Can I ask, what is it? Like is it a tv series or something? Thanks! It seem d really interesting so yeah!!

I guess I should finally make a post about this, hahahahaha, it’s about time. XD

OKAY.

SO.

The Adventure Zone is a podcast by the Mcelroy brothers (And their dad.)

Originally posted by gravedelight

They make other podcasts (and now a tv show) that are pretty popular. So The Adventure Zone isn’t the first one they’ve made. 

And it is literally just them playing DnD. And if you don’t know how DnD works here’s one important thing you need to know: You are literally just roll playing. The person in charge (the DM, who in this case is Griffin) has made a story and the other players are playing inside of the world that they have built. They narrate your way throughout the story, and it’s A LOT OF FUN. 

So The Adventure Zone itself is a story about an irreverent dwarf cleric named Merle, a very good hearted and excitable human fighter named Magnus, and a sassy fabulous elf wizard named Taako. AND THEY DON’T TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY AND IT MAKES ME LAUGH SO HARD.

But Griffin is also one of the best story tellers on this planet so literally the entire thing is so well constructed I started crying during one of the arcs just because I was overwhelmed by how good the story was made. And it’s also made me cry because it was sad. So. So. Sad. (But in an amazing way)

I just- I JUST LOVE THEM. The first episode is kind of slow, but that’s because they’re all figuring out how to play dnd, get used to their characters, and hop into the story; but then it gets SO GOOD SO FAST. And now the characters are actually really well fleshed out and I just???!!! I WANT THEM TO BE HAPPY??!!! AND SAFE???

ALL THIS BEING SAID, THE ADVENTURE ZONE CURSES A LOT, AND MAKES DUMB BOY JOKES IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT, SO PLEASE BE AWARE BECAUSE I KNOW THERE ARE A LOT OF YOU WHO FOLLOW MY BLOG AND APPRECIATE HOW I KEEP ALL THE HUMOR AND LANGUAGE CLEAN. 

PLEASE BE AWARE.

But heck yeah, I’m in love with it and I can’t wait for the new episode and I just love my boys, I love them so much, and I am so attached to them now.

(Also I’m SO SORRY for posting fanart so much, I just- haaaaaAAAAA THERE’S SO MUCH GOOD FANART)

anonymous asked:

Is Taffy gonna be okay??

In a flash, Cinnaby goes up the stairs and bursts into the bedroom. There he sees his mate lying in bed, already looking quite worn out. But it’s okay. Cinnaby is here now, and he’ll help Taffy out however possible. 

* How are you doing, Taffy?

* heh…i…i guess pretty good. huff…huff, those tv shows aren’t exaggerating about the - huff, breathing part. i feel like….heh, heh…like i’ve run a marathon.

* Well, now that I’m here, I can help you now. And once Dr. Alphys arrives, it’ll be better for you. It’ll be alr—

* ahhh! o-oh, stars, ahh! fffffff- c-cinnaby, this one really hurts now…help…

* !!! O-Okay, Taffy, you’re alright. Here, just hold my hand and squeeze if you need to. I’m right here…

Cinnaby watched in horror as the glow from Taffy’s shirt was promptly replaced with blood. Oh, stars. Were the veins tearing already?? But it was so soon! It didn’t feel right!