there just plates

list of menu items ive dreamed were served at mcdonalds since i started working there

• McSandwich (contents unknown to me)

• Spaghetti (just like, a plate of pasta and sauce)

• Dark Fries (turn the lights off before making)

IDK why it’s not a more popular headcanon that Mccree didn’t just lose his arm in whatever explosion/calamity he went through, but also a significant chunk of his torso

I would imagine that whatever it was would have definitely taken out most of that side of his body, and even if it didn’t they would have had to do some serious work to create a working structure that supported the weight of his arm on his torso

I’ve also considered that those gigantic tubes wired into his stomach are just some fancy cooling system, but I also genuinely think it’s more likely Mccree’s got quite the injury that’s more than just a missing limb. He might even have some artificial/biomechanical organs under all that plating. 

Not to mention his torso kinda sorta resembles Zenyatta’s 

As well as Genji’s

So I do pretty much believe that the setup on Mccree’s torso isn’t just armor plating you can take off, especially since there’s no discernible reason a chest plate should glow like that unless it’s got some mechanisms running under there

@primtheamazing commissioned a quick grimmons sketch of grif getting flustered. i figure hes p good at playing cool unless you catch him way off guard haha

you decide if simmons just accidentally grabbed his shirt or they did the daring-do last night and grif just forgot lmao

edit: iF oRgot to promote myself uH if you want a quick sketch like this one check out how to commission me! $3 only this week! 

It finally happened, and on my older bros save file. I had picked the crappiest recipe too cause I was trying to get different camp scenes so I was making cheap food lol

I had a bro other then Ignis serve the food at camp…and it was none other then Prompto!

He just slams the plate down…then comes back to straighten it out. lol

We interrupt your regularly scheduled blogging to bring you even more of my ridiculous obsession with the arranged marriage royalty AU. You can blame @operaticspacetrash for this monstrosity. THE HYPE IS REAL and I am trash.

(P.S. click for bigger version, I think it looks best like that.)

I’m taking a lil hiatus to hopefully un-fuck my wrist, but have this old doodle because it’s the most effortlessly on point pre-bbq Josh I’ve ever or will ever draw

I saw @muchymozzarella‘s post about McCree having more cybernetics than just his arm and I wanted to make my own post about it since its been a long time headcanon of mine. 

The idea here is that all the pipes and plating around McCree’s torso aren’t just a normal chest plate, but are actually attached to McCree himself. 

The way that the lower plate kind of bends around the pipes to accommodate for them like THEY HAVE TO BE THERE or how the pipes go beneath the waist of his pants?? Super impractical if it was actual armor? He (refer to the pic below) also has a plate on his upper back and I’m just- it’s so impractical and scattered with no real goal to Protect – his sides are wide open – to be like armor.

Now, McCree’s color palette is super earthy so you’re dealing with a lot of browns and not having a lot pop out at you besides the serape. Along with that covering him, it’s kind of hard to distinguish what he’s wearing: Is it a shirt, is it like some kind of under armor to the chest plate, or you can even argue that- yeah, it kind of does look like that brownish synthetic skin that you can see on Genji’s own sides. 

BUT! When you switch to something like Americree or the On The Range skin, you can clearly see that McCree is just wearing a basic shirt. That only makes the supposed armor more confusing

LOOK AT WHERE THOSE PIPES GO

THEY’RE NOT EVEN ATTACHED TO THE UPPER PLATE OR THE PLATE YOU CAN SEE ON HIS BACK; JUST RIGHT ON HIS SIDES

it kind of looks like there’s holes in the shirt by the orange glow to have some kind of accessible port, but all in all-

WHAT IS THEIR PURPOSE

It’s just so oddly designed that the more you look at it, the less it seems like functioning armor pieces and just straight up are cybernetics that keep McCree alive

Cooking Prompts

- You don’t know how to cook more than ramen so I’m trying to teach you but all you have to eat is ramen and a single carrot. How are you alive?

- I needed you to go grocery shopping for me because I love to cook but you have no clue what you’re doing. Also, how do you not know what a radish is? Have you been living under a rock or?

- You are an amazing cook and just watched me eat microwave popcorn for all 3 meals today and I think you’re going to punch me.

- You just made what you think is a really easy dish but I’m actually crying at how good it is. No, I’m fine, I’m just in love with your cooking so much. Please, will you make me more food in the future?

- For my birthday you bought me 3 different cookbooks and I get the hint. You want me to actually make food for once. But dude, it’s hard and takes time to do that.

- We’ve stayed home all day so neither of us have changed but when you started cooking you put on an apron. Now I just realized you are in fact naked wearing a apron and wow you just made cooking sexy.

- “I tried to make you a birthday cake but it completely flopped so now your cake is just a plate of marshmallows. I’m sorry.”

- “I forgot that you’re allergic to (insert food) and I accidentally put some in your meal. Now our dinner date is spent at the hospital.”

- “We’re trying to cook a nice meal together but I’m really clumsy so I dropped everything on the ground. So now we’re eating pizza and watching movies together.”

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i edited the first episode of car boys so that n*ck r*bins*n was completely muted and so there’s no trace of him left because i still wanted to watch car boys but the idea of that shit for brains makes me nauseous now

s/o to @sledgehammrd for the idea for this video

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first official Critical Role art, here we go!

if you aren’t following my personal blog, you probably don’t know that I’ve been mildly obsessing over watching this show since may 2016 (and have been “almost caught up” since like december, but they keep airing new episodes). it just took me this long to post art of it because headcanons are hard, man :0 these are still subject to change, and I may have forgotten some canon details, but it felt good to be able to do some art again!

A Hunter’s Guide to Effective Pick Up Lines, as Organized by Guardian Type

Titans:

  • How many corpses did you leave in your wake when you shoulder-charged your way out of heaven?
  • You’ve skated directly into my heart.
  • Did you just polish that plate? Because I can see myself in your armor.
  • Is that a towel on your butt, or are you just wearing a towel on your butt?
  • Want to share my cloak? Naked?

Warlocks

  • Hey, want to make like a couple of particles and smash into each other a bunch, but in a sexy way?
  • Guess who’s got two thumbs and is a paracausal, undead killing machine with a respectable sex drive and several centuries worth of experience?
  • Your robes would look way less dumb on my bedroom floor.
  • I didn’t understand any of the words you just used.
  • What the hell is a quark?

Hunters

  • That cloak looks like it’s big enough for two.
  • Want to go get drunk and do something stupid?
  • Nice cloak. Mine’s nicer.
  • Bet I can undress before you can.
  • I expect you to keep me up all night long. Otherwise, I might have a nightmare and kill you in my sleep.

- A Hunter’s Guide to Survival // Anonymous